New Govt regulations - 1 April

[inorganic]

Attn all HD owners ... new govt regs will require govt permissions as of April 1... loud exhausts will need govt certification that the owners donger is less than five inches .. tassles on jackets will need a certificate to confirm owners donger under four inches... widespread use of HD paraphenalia all over the bike and/or excessive use of chrome will need certification under three inches ... Your govt understands the problem that small dongers cause and the need to overcompensate in such matters. Certification is a simple process which will allow you to continue to display the full range of 'small mans" disease symptoms in Aotearoa .

[ellipsis]

...and does that mean BMW owners such as yourself are to be certified, small meaningless cunts..

[shellfish]

Inorganic, you're dick enough for all of us.

[inorganic]

Seriously ... use the following table to assist....

If you are running loud pipes ... add 2 inches
If you have any tassles anywhere... add 3 inches
If you own a gennnuuuine HD jacket ... add 5 inches ...

Your govt certifier will provide a falsified document for use in dating situations ..

[inorganic]

Just had a post binned to jokes and humour by the moderators .... on account of the gentle sensitivities of the HD boys ... HarDen Up Dudes!!

[inorganic]

if not the inches

[Laava]

Just had a post binned to jokes and humour by the moderators .... on account of the gentle sensitivities of the HD boys ... HarDen Up Dudes!!

Can't for the life of me work out what it is doing in Jokes and Humour.

[Maha]

Can't for the life of me work out what it is doing in Jokes and Humour.

....because he talks off harley riders dongers and clearly not all harley riders own such a thing..
April 1st = April fools.

[steve_t]

:facepalm:

[bogan]

Can't for the life of me work out what it is doing in Jokes and Humour.

I can't even work out why it's on kb, there seems to be some dude thinking bout hairy old bloke's dongs, the internet has many other sites that should be entertaining enough for him without coming here....

[slofox]

In Tirau on Saturday I saw a dude getting on his Harley - which had tassels hanging from the handlebar grips. Real long tassels.

I wonder what his certificate says?