(News) Girl 7, given blow-up sheep sex doll as fair prize

[EJK]

<img src="http://news.msn.co.nz/img/article/jan11/050111-sheep.jpg" />
http://news.msn.co.nz/article/8192156/girl-7-given-blow-up-sheep-sex-doll-as-fair-prize


"A Stoke family was left shocked after their young daughter was given a blow-up sheep sex doll as a prize at a fair on the weekend.

The seven-year-old girl arrived home proudly showing off her sheep, which came complete with a French maid's bonnet and long-lashed blue eyes, The Nelson Mail reports."




Oh, the Huge Manatee!

[scumdog]

Pfft, like I would shag a sheep as homely as that...as-if!!:weird::rolleyes:

[Woodman]

Why did she go to the media?, is she starving for attention or is this how morons complain these days?

fcuk me woman, laugh it off and ring the stall holder, its as funny as all fuck.

[Gremlin]

Giggity giggity

[Jantar]

At 7 years old, I bet she wouldn't even know what a sex doll is. To her its just a blow up toy. :innocent:

[TOTO]

I'D CALL HER BARBRA AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER :blip:

[ellipsis]

At 7 years old, I bet she wouldn't even know what a sex doll is. To her its just a blow up toy. :innocent:

...with a secret compartment...yay....

[Blackflagged]

Was it a Ram or a Ewe?
in the Navy...

[SMOKEU]

They'll find out about secks some day anyway. I don't see what the problem is.

[2wheeldrifter]

So what....... my velcro gloves redundant now? :weep:

[gatch]

Gold. That is hilarious.

I bet dad has taken more interest in the toys daughters plays with now..

[awa355]

Is the fair back on this weekend?? Where will it be? Which stall had these? Any other animals??

[tamarillo]

Why did she go to the media?, is she starving for attention or is this how morons complain these days?

fcuk me woman, laugh it off and ring the stall holder, its as funny as all fuck.

Agreed! the company said sorry and explained mistake - why go to media. Bloody moaners - used to be us poms that were said to be moaners!

[PrincessBandit]

...with a secret compartment...yay....

Really? When I read the article I wondered about that as to how they decided it was a sex toy. I mean to say, sure if you look at the way it is clothed it's a bit strange for a sheep, although nursery rhymes and kids stories are full of animals not truly represented as animals. In the majority of these animals wear all sorts of clothing, have "elevenses", drive cars etc. etc. So what really made this a sex toy? Does is it have that 'little extra something' which defines it as such? And even if it did, when I think of those gross key ring animals which poop when you squeeze them she could just be told it was a licorice allsorts dispenser...

[EJK]

Really? When I read the article I wondered about that as to how they decided it was a sex toy. I mean to say, sure if you look at the way it is clothed it's a bit strange for a sheep, although nursery rhymes and kids stories are full of animals not truly represented as animals. In the majority of these animals wear all sorts of clothing, have "elevenses", drive cars etc. etc. So what really made this a sex toy? Does is it have that 'little extra something' which defines it as such? And even if it did, when I think of those gross key ring animals which poop when you squeeze them she could just be told it was a licorice allsorts dispenser...

Do you mean is there a deep tight hole at the back where the penis should enter? Is that what you are asking?

Google "Sheep sex blow doll" and you'll find your answer there. Google Image search is better.

[Hitcher]

I understand that there are numerous devices found around an average home that can be used as accoutrements for sexual endeavours.

Perhaps concerned community members could start compiling a list?

[Banditbandit]

I understand that there are numerous devices found around an average home that can be used as accoutrements for sexual endeavours.

Perhaps concerned community members could start compiling a list?

Vaseline ....

Johnson's baby Oil ...

[Hans]

Vaseline ....

Johnson's baby Oil ...

Vaseline? God. Made that mistake once. Never again. It LOOKS like it might be a lubricant. It just doesn't act like one. DATMHSK...Don't ask the missus how she knows.

[Gremlin]

Perhaps concerned community members could start compiling a list?
Very concerned... oh yes :yes:

How about a list:
Kitchen Bench
Couches
Chairs
Shower
Garage - inc Vehicles
Childrens toys? (seems to be the "in" thing now)
Of course the odd movie on a PC or TV for extra fun?

Then some of the... more direct... accessories:
Various vegetables and fruits from the fridge
Sauces from the pantry
Other food from the pantry (think chocolate etc)
Vacuum cleaner? (not always fun after the first few seconds)

:corn:

[Woodman]

The question we should be asking is:

What cannot be a sex toy??

[Jantar]

The question we should be asking is:

What cannot be a sex toy??
At my age, any part of me below the waist. :shutup:

[Cayman911]

there was one of those in my classroom in highschool.

[Taz]

....
"A Stoke family was left shocked after their young daughter was given a blow-up sheep sex doll as a prize at a fair on the weekend.

The seven-year-old girl arrived home proudly showing off her sheep, which came complete with a French maid's bonnet and long-lashed blue eyes, The Nelson Mail reports."




Oh, the Huge Manatee!

Ha ha ha! Fuck that for a joke!! No seriously I would :lol:

[nadroj]

Vaseline? God. Made that mistake once. Never again. It LOOKS like it might be a lubricant. It just doesn't act like one. DATMHSK...Don't ask the missus how she knows.

Lesson No2: Never mistake Vicks for vaseline!

[BuzzardNZ]

does the inflatable sheep have an open mouth? If so, where can I get one?:innocent:

[cromagnon]

here: http://www.nzstag.co.nz/Blowup_Sheep_329.aspx

[awa355]

here: http://www.nzstag.co.nz/Blowup_Sheep_329.aspx


Only $29.95. Thats cheaper than running the missus for a week then expecting a dawnbreaker on Sunday morn.

Is it true that the Aussie made sheep come with their own jar of flies?

[DMNTD]

does the inflatable sheep have an open mouth? If so, where can I get one?:innocent:

Yah for spit roasts! :woohoo:

[BuzzardNZ]

Is it true that the Aussie made sheep come with their own jar of flies?

nah, you're thinking of the aussie vibrator, a sock full of flies, sold separately!