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admenk
7th January 2011, 14:04
Does anyone else hate people that they have never met, and for no apparant reason ?

For some reason, my wife has taken up an irrational hatred of Stephen Flemming, the old NZ cricketer on those Fujitsu heatpump adverts. She's never met him, and for all I know, he might be a nice bloke, but she just can't stand the sight of him.

There used to be an actress in the "Inspector Lyndley Mysteries" on British TV that used to make my blood boil everytime she appeared on screen. She played the main charector's wife, and I know she was only acting, and she might be lovely and help little old ladies accross the road in her spare time, but I really wanted to strangle her every time she was on screen.

Are we just mad poms or does anyone else suffer the same problem??

Madness
7th January 2011, 14:30
Big Save Furniture Chick (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/81707-Big-Save-Furniture-chick?highlight=big+save+furniture)

DEATH_INC.
7th January 2011, 14:40
That fag Rossi.

piston broke
7th January 2011, 14:54
helen clark,
sends something blerk up my spine

Headbanger
7th January 2011, 14:57
Fuckin Aussies.

And the french

fuckin french bastards

Bastard germans are on my list as well.

and as for them muslim motherfuckers.

Fatt Max
7th January 2011, 14:58
Fuckin Aussies.

And the french

fuckin french bastards

Bastard germans are on my list as well.

and as for them muslim motherfuckers.

Well, thats most of Parnell and Ponsonby sewn up

Cayman911
7th January 2011, 15:00
petra bagus and jason gunn.

Fatt Max
7th January 2011, 15:01
I dont hate anyone,

But there are people I would hate to find myself in the same room as. These include

The Briscoes Lady
Pita Sharples
Hannibal Lector
The Briscoes Lady
My ex bosses from last year
Any board member of the NZRFU
The Briscoes Lady
and
The Briscoes Lady

Fatt Max
7th January 2011, 15:03
petra bagus.

I reckon she would go off in the sack, bang like a barn door in the wind once she loosened up. Dab of whizz and a joint and I reckon she would be sliding up and down yer giggle stick in no time

Susan Boyle will do exactly the same, only she would settle for a toasted cheese and onion sandwich

Fatt Max
7th January 2011, 15:04
Does anyone else hate people that they have never met, and for no apparant reason ?

For some reason, my wife has taken up an irrational hatred of Stephen Flemming, the old NZ cricketer on those Fujitsu heatpump adverts. She's never met him, and for all I know, he might be a nice bloke, but she just can't stand the sight of him.

There used to be an actress in the "Inspector Lyndley Mysteries" on British TV that used to make my blood boil everytime she appeared on screen. She played the main charector's wife, and I know she was only acting, and she might be lovely and help little old ladies accross the road in her spare time, but I really wanted to strangle her every time she was on screen.

Are we just mad poms or does anyone else suffer the same problem??

Actually, your missus said she hated me after I got out of your bed and wiped me knob on the curtains.....she didnt mention that then.....oh well.....

SMOKEU
7th January 2011, 15:11
That really annoying dude on those Countdown ads telling people how to cook.

And camel jockeys.

Crasherfromwayback
7th January 2011, 15:12
Susan Boyle will do exactly the same, only she would settle for a toasted cheese and onion sandwich

Fuck off. She'd simply squat on it and turn it into a bent flacid mess.

mattian
7th January 2011, 15:12
I reckon she would go off in the sack, bang like a barn door in the wind once she loosened up. Dab of whizz and a joint and I reckon she would be sliding up and down yer giggle stick in no time

Susan Boyle will do exactly the same, only she would settle for a toasted cheese and onion sandwich

nah mate. I've seen her close up. Unless you like like a chick with a noticeable fuzzy/blonde mustouche and goatee.

Fatt Max
7th January 2011, 15:20
nah mate. I've seen her close up. Unless you like like a chick with a noticeable fuzzy/blonde mustouche and goatee.

Oooohhhhhh........uh uh uh.......ooooooooohhhhhh....phutt.....ahhh.....

awa355
7th January 2011, 15:27
I always reckoned the next one I turned down would have to be rough!

Susan Boyle would just about make the grade :sick:

Scouse
7th January 2011, 15:36
Everyone hates Raj

Toaster
7th January 2011, 15:41
Asian drivers.

Taxi drivers.

Bus drivers.

Women drivers doing their make up.

Distracted drivers using their cellphones.

Drunk drivers.

Anyone in my bloody way.

awa355
7th January 2011, 15:45
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This has the uglist smile of any of them,

The Chrisco lady, the one that dresses up as mrs Claus and has that condecending voice. I'd love to shove a dog roll down her throat! It'd probably drop right through.

Gibbo89
7th January 2011, 15:49
Hayley Westenra and Keisha smellsherarse-Hughes

Gibbo89
7th January 2011, 15:55
Paris Hilton, Justin Beiber, Oprah. Where the hell do I stop?

gammaguy
7th January 2011, 15:59
I reckon she would go off in the sack, bang like a barn door in the wind once she loosened up. Dab of whizz and a joint and I reckon she would be sliding up and down yer giggle stick in no time

Susan Boyle will do exactly the same, only she would settle for a toasted cheese and onion sandwich

actually,if i had to choose between susan boyle and the sandwich,the sandwich would win every time:yes:

martybabe
7th January 2011, 16:00
I dont hate anyone,

But there are people I would hate to find myself in the same room as. These include

The Briscoes Lady
Pita Sharples
Hannibal Lector
The Briscoes Lady
My ex bosses from last year
Any board member of the NZRFU
The Briscoes Lady
and
The Briscoes Lady

OH Yeah! That bloody Briscoes woman She talks like she's eating a sandwich whilst juggling a pair of rabid possums in her knickers, Must Killll her!!!

All of Immigration NZ

Miss Marple

That top Copper Bird with all the make up, totally arrogant smarmy condescending dictator wannabe with a face like a trod on chip! Killll it!!

Mystique from the X men, I can never quite make out her naughty bits under all that Blue prosthetic stuff, damn tease!

gammaguy
7th January 2011, 16:02
Mystique from the X men, I can never quite make out her naughty bits under all that Blue prosthetic stuff, damn tease!

thats part of her.....um.....mystique:blink:

mashman
7th January 2011, 16:02
I always reckoned the next one I turned down would have to be rough!

Susan Boyle would just about make the grade


ports, storms etc... :innocent:

Fatt Max
7th January 2011, 16:04
All of Immigration NZ

Ah, leave them alone, they let me in.....

martybabe
7th January 2011, 16:06
Ah, leave them alone, they let me in.....

I rest my case! :laugh:

ynot slow
7th January 2011, 18:39
I rest my case! :laugh:

And you too,bloody hell.



Happy new years dude,went passed your neck of t' woods,man Mokau,Ahititi is fun to ride when weather is great.

Fatt Max
7th January 2011, 18:47
I rest my case! :laugh:

Ahh, you love me really......

BuzzardNZ
7th January 2011, 18:47
Pita Sharples, Indians and that ex actor Corey Feldman.

Fatt Max
7th January 2011, 18:48
And you too,bloody hell.



Happy new years dude,went passed your neck of t' woods,man Mokau,Ahititi is fun to ride when weather is great.

I always liked you bro and now I have been through your bins at night, I like you even more

98tls
7th January 2011, 18:55
Tongans (especially on Sundays) and most of the Aussie cricket team.

mashman
7th January 2011, 19:01
That woman off the lighting direct advert and her really S sounding S's... bloody annoying

Fatt Max
7th January 2011, 19:03
Alison Mau, because I know no matter how much she is offered, she will never release her '100 Great Rug Munching Moments' DVD

Latte
7th January 2011, 19:08
Polly from ZM........ (Not only would I not piss on her if she was burning alive, I'd stab with a spoon anyone else who did).

martybabe
7th January 2011, 19:30
Happy new years dude,went passed your neck of t' woods,man Mokau,Ahititi is fun to ride when weather is great.

Tis too and right on my doorstep, you call in next time ya hear. x


Ahh, you love me really......

Yup, Luffs ya Max.

admenk
7th January 2011, 20:42
Actually, your missus said she hated me after I got out of your bed and wiped me knob on the curtains.....she didnt mention that then.....oh well.....

I wondered what that was.....:innocent:

Winston001
7th January 2011, 20:54
OH Yeah! That bloody Briscoes woman She talks like she's eating a sandwich whilst juggling a pair of rabid possums in her knickers, Must Killll her!!!


Oh for shame. :blink: Tammy is wonderful and I loves her. There is even a Facebook fan page. http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=23092502902

Fatt Max
7th January 2011, 20:58
Oh for shame. :blink: Tammy is wonderful and I loves her. There is even a Facebook fan page. http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=23092502902

Good to know. I can post a picture on my wall of my arse after qa good curry. Tammy you said her name is. Quite apt really, you can guess why....he he he

Fatt Max
7th January 2011, 21:00
Polly from ZM........ (Not only would I not piss on her if she was burning alive, I'd stab with a spoon anyone else who did).

Actually, ZM in general would do better with 100kg of C4 under it. Never have I heard such a bunch of twats want to be soooo much like the yanks.......dickheads...

reggie1198
7th January 2011, 23:00
Australia's female PM - the one with a razor blade for a nose - I could see that bitch drowning puppies in orphanage's water tank.

hone hawera - racist maori bastard

I also hate everyone that got to shag elle McPherson, she still won't return my calls and now the bitch is getting the cops involved.....

cbfb
8th January 2011, 10:57
The geezer in the Wendy's ad

Elysium
8th January 2011, 11:02
That "Harvey Norman" guy. Hate those fucking ads blasting out when watching the cricket.

awa355
8th January 2011, 14:05
I also hate everyone that got to shag elle McPherson, she still won't return my calls and now the bitch is getting the cops involved.....

I'll have a word with Elle for ya. She rings me almost everyday, I keep telling her that she has to wait untill I've nailed Boyles' arse first.

XxKiTtiExX
8th January 2011, 14:10
Mental Trousers

BuzzardNZ
8th January 2011, 18:40
The geezer in the Wendy's ad

+1 that guy seems mildly retarded.

cbfb
8th January 2011, 19:18
+1 that guy seems mildly retarded.

And the fact that he seems to spit whenever he talks just doesn't make me want to eat his burgers :sick:

tri boy
8th January 2011, 19:39
Parking wardens and car park building freaks. (you know the ones. Normally Indian, dress like a washed up ship wreck survivor, and speak like condescending wankers they are).
My secret wish is to flick a katapo spider in their little glass fortress.

warewolf
8th January 2011, 20:03
Wow. 47 posts and not one mention of Katman yet :facepalm:

Fatt Max
8th January 2011, 20:29
Wow. 47 posts and not one mention of Katman yet :facepalm:

How could anyone hate Katman. He's a legend. And he has kept Alfred employed all those years, kept Robin on the straight and narrow, made the streets of Gotham safe and wears tight leather pants.....with a cape......and a mask....ooohhhh

NJ83
8th January 2011, 20:49
I reckon she would go off in the sack, bang like a barn door in the wind once she loosened up. Dab of whizz and a joint and I reckon she would be sliding up and down yer giggle stick in no time

Susan Boyle will do exactly the same, only she would settle for a toasted cheese and onion sandwich

Lol classic!!! Couldnt have worded it any better

Littleman
8th January 2011, 21:24
"People we hate for no good reason" is the title.

Most of the suggestions so far have a number of good reasons.

Try to keep the thread on topic people.

EJK
8th January 2011, 21:30
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Fook em! Even their very sight makes my stomach crunch. Cept for the lady on the far left.

cromagnon
8th January 2011, 21:34
Fook em! Even their very sight makes my stomach crunch. Cept for the lady on the far left.

Chic or dude on far right?

TOTO
8th January 2011, 21:41
na man, everyone I hate - there is a very good reason for it.

Elysium
8th January 2011, 23:44
Chic or dude on far right?

I'd tap the chics, but fucking hate those queers.

EJK
8th January 2011, 23:52
I'd tap the chics, but fucking hate those queers.


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I agree with you fully. Indubitably, Bar none.

buellbabe
9th January 2011, 13:33
Ok. For no good reason...seriously, I dunno why, but I have an irrational hatred for Tom Cruise.

(I just think he is a total plonker!)

Crazy Steve
9th January 2011, 13:37
Everyone hates Raj

I second that !

Crazy Steve.

Animal
9th January 2011, 23:50
Martin Grelis, that Easy Off Bam salesman. I hate that fuckin' freak.

jasonu
10th January 2011, 06:13
paris hilton, justin beiber, oprah. Where the hell do i stop?

right on +1!!!

nudemetalz
10th January 2011, 11:16
The stuck up blonde bitch in the Tower Insurance advert, even though she's shaggable. That dude should give her and the pookie number plate the flick !!

BuzzardNZ
10th January 2011, 20:48
Tamati , the fag weather dude on TV1

Woodman
10th January 2011, 21:02
The beach Boys

Anyone who wears airforce sunnies inside.

Blackshear
11th January 2011, 03:46
Whoever invented caffeine for casual consumption.
It's almost 5am, I've been awake since 5am yesterday.

2 weeks of solid self control, DESTROYED.
Edit: And I'm wide awake.

far queue
11th January 2011, 19:34
Andy Knackstedt - the mouth piece for LTNZ

coffeejunkie
12th January 2011, 08:48
My in laws

BMWST?
12th January 2011, 09:22
any one who rides a different bike than me

Big Dave
12th January 2011, 09:26
Does anyone else hate people that they have never met, and for no apparant reason ?



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Madmax
12th January 2011, 22:47
that kyle dude on daytime tv