Outrageous riding

[racefactory]

Who were the 2 coonts absolutely flying through East Coast Bays today? A red Ho-bag 250 and a Kawa 650R.

Not only did you get snapped by the speed camera but what's up with the knee down round those blind bends? Literally 100kmh around some of those 50 zone bends, actually saw your knee bouncing off those bumps. No chance to anticipate anything in front at all.

Fucking giving us a bad name is all I have to say to you guys... there is a time and a place for that shit and it's called 7am on the backroads.

[98tls]

Remember that next time you ride your bike on public roads the way it was intended to be ridden by those that built it eh,if you bought the 996 purely to ride on a track ignore my post,if not then theres that old saying "people who live in glass houses blah blah blah".

[racefactory]

Remember that next time you ride your bike on public roads the way it was intended to be ridden by those that built it eh,if you bought the 996 purely to ride on a track ignore my post,if not then theres that old saying "people who live in glass houses blah blah blah".

For fucks sake man, I'm not denying I won't go balls out on the road...but there is a time and a place for it- 6AM on the country back roads. This can not be stressed enough. All the knee down and peg grinding you want out there, eat your heart out.

In other words not East Coast bays on a sunny Sunday with fucking campervans, corollas and cyclists left right and center!

[98tls]

Remember that next time you ride your bike on public roads the way it was intended to be ridden by those that built it eh,if you bought the 996 purely to ride on a track ignore my post,if not then theres that old saying "people who live in glass houses blah blah blah".Anyone advising 7am and backroads is full of shit.

[racefactory]

Remember that next time you ride your bike on public roads the way it was intended to be ridden by those that built it eh,if you bought the 996 purely to ride on a track ignore my post,if not then theres that old saying "people who live in glass houses blah blah blah".Anyone advising 7am and backroads is full of shit.

How about you're full of shit. Was probably you on one of those bikes today.

[98tls]

For fucks sake man, I'm not denying I won't go balls out on the road...but there is a time and a place for it- 6AM on the country back roads. This can not be stressed enough. All the knee down and peg grinding you want there, eat your heart out.

In other words not East Coast bays on a sunny Sunday with fucking campervans, corollas and cyclists everywhere!

6am on a backroad down here (no doubt everywhere these days) means fresh cow shit not to mention cows/tractors (its making hay time eh) etc.Not having a crack fella and i love the back roads myself,just typing it as i know it.

[racefactory]

6am on a backroad down here (no doubt everywhere these days) means fresh cow shit not to mention cows/tractors (its making hay time eh) etc.Not having a crack fella and i love the back roads myself,just typing it as i know it.

No worries mate, everyone's got their own roads eh. Not THAT primitive the ones I'm talking about up here, no cows or any of that kind.

[98tls]

How about you're full of shit. Was probably you on one of those bikes today.

:violin:Nope not me but whoever they were cheers:drinkup:Enjoying the rant.

[98tls]

No worries mate, everyone's got their own roads eh. Not THAT primitive the ones I'm talking about up here, no cows or any of that kind.

All good fella.Cheers.

[racefactory]

You're quite right about being 'full of shit' though... you really would be a fucking mess if you had to have your head pulled from a cows backside after stacking your bike right into one around the bend. :whistle:

[St_Gabriel]

I really am a right jammy devil.

Following some guy on a silver CBR1000RR on southern motorway today. For some reason we were both boosting it a bit, just making a bit of noise no speeding really. Just as we found an open stretch of course the throttles wind on but then HALT- just spotted the tell-tale rear lights of an undercover police car in time (Always check every Holden for the plastic squares in the back glass). Anchors on and just avoid passing him, somehow that CBR had disappeared. I could see him fixated on me in his mirrors. I knew he'd stop me, he would have heard the sound from quite a while back. As I remained near the side of him I thought how on earth am I getting out of this one... better get ready to break the bank. Yeap, the lights went on... but suddenly I noticed the next exit was coming up so I held the position as his disco lights kept blazing and at the very last moment, threw her hard over and shot across his back on to the off ramp and watched him cruise on bewildered, lights still blazing. Could only laugh to myself. T'was the last I saw of him!!!

Anyway, that was my adventure today. Anyone else got any short stories for the day?

Ride safe guys, take it easy out there.


You started this thread 3 minutes after the one I have quoted.....


Pot meet Kettle

[p.dath]

You started this thread 3 minutes after the one I have quoted.....


Pot meet Kettle

+1. Doing the heavily populated 50km/h section of East Coast Bays road at 100km/h is simply dangerous. They probably did it for some fun and because they accepted the risk they perceived. Doesn't make the rest of us road users happy though.

Sounds like were about to do the same thing yourself - and no doubt would not have made the other road users around you happy either.

AMCC have their ART day on the 16th. Enjoy pinning your throttle open there.

[p.dath]

You started this thread 3 minutes after the one I have quoted.....


Pot meet Kettle

+1. Doing the heavily populated 50km/h section of East Coast Bays road at 100km/h is simply dangerous. They probably did it for some fun and because they accepted the risk they perceived. Doesn't make the rest of us road users happy though.

Sounds like were about to do the same thing yourself - and no doubt would not have made the other road users around you happy either.

AMCC have their ART day on the 16th. Enjoy pinning your throttle open there.

http://www.amcc.org.nz/advanced

[Toaster]

AMCC have their ART day on the 16th. Enjoy pinning your throttle open there.

mmmmmm open throttle............... anyone that is going on the 16th, see you there.

[PrincessBandit]

Woo hoo to ACC levies. Thanks a heap guys, glad to know you're doing your bit to KEEP PUSHING THEM UP.

[racefactory]

You started this thread 3 minutes after the one I have quoted.....


Pot meet Kettle

Fail. 115kmh on an open motorway is not the same as 100kmh around a 50 zone blind corner- retard.

[imdying]

Hypocritical whingers can fuck off :violin:

[sinfull]

I just love it when some young fella posts about some young fellas doing young fella shit and then rips into everyone who calls him a hypocrite, name calling an all.

I can't get my knee down either, it sucks, must not be going fast enough aye

[Pascal]

Totally agree, too many of these cunts on KB. Get fucked you lot that always seem to think your above the rest.

Et tu, Brute?

[Cayman911]

yeah cause ranting on here is gonna make people go slower.

loving this logic.

[PrincessBandit]

I can't get my knee down either, it sucks, must not be going fast enough aye

I get my knee down all the time...




every time I lube my chain

[sinfull]

every time I lube my chain

Lube ? Chain ? What is this lube stuff you speak of ?

[bogan]

I'm a bit of an addict, I can never stop at only getting a knee down, it always goes from knee down to elbow down, to face down in real quick succesion, I just can't help it :innocent:

[PrincessBandit]

Lube ? Chain ? What is this lube stuff you speak of ?

Not to be confused with 'other' lube stuff.........

[Fatt Max]

Not to be confused with 'other' lube stuff.........

Oooohhhhhhhh.........ooooooohhhhhhhh......

[FJRider]

Not THAT primitive the ones I'm talking about up here, no cows or any of that kind.

Rural roads anywhere have rural people ...going about their lawful business ... even at 6 am.

PLUS the chance of someone ... just doing what you are doing ... coming the OTHER way.

Good luck ...

[imdying]

Rural roads anywhere have rural people ...going about their lawful business ... even at 6 am.

PLUS the chance of someone ... just doing what you are doing ... coming the OTHER way.

Good luck ...No no no, you're not listening!

When he does it it's ok, because he is a safe rider always uses his 'never wrong crystal ball' to pick the right time and place :yes:

That's what lets him post like a holier-than-thou dickhead :rolleyes:

[jasonu]

+1. AMCC have their ART day on the 16th. Enjoy pinning your throttle open there.

I don't think I would like to share a track with a douchebag like this guy.

[Daffyd]

Lube ? Chain ? What is this lube stuff you speak of ?

And what's a chain?

[p.dath]

Rural roads anywhere have rural people ...going about their lawful business ... even at 6 am.


I would have thought at 6am you'd be more likely to strike a farmer moving stock for milking.

[YellowDog]

At 6am-7am many assume the backroads are clear and barely look before crossing.

The East Coast Road is a good example for this behaviour. Walking Dogs, getting milk from the dairy etc. etc.

Not forgetting the pushbike posties on the way to work :shit:

[Stirts]

Not forgetting the pushbike posties on the way to work :shit:

And the "Sure girls" doing their "walk of shame" :dodge:

[racefactory]

There's risk in everything. Best stay inside if you're going to be that way. And if you must know, the back roads that I know anyway are very easy to see if there is a hazard... there is time to reduce speed or take action etc. That's why I choose them. What's a fact is that a main suburban road IS NOT, ever. I think you'll all have a hard time disagreeing with that one.

I'm not sure why it's so hard to understand how dangerous 100kmh around some of the blind corners in a populated East Coast Bays is? Maybe it needs to be seen for itself...

[PrincessBandit]

And if you must know, the back roads that I know anyway are very easy to see if there is a hazard... there is time to reduce speed or take action etc.

I seem to recall a spate of accidents not that long ago which involved "country" roads with tractors etc. turning in driveways and across lanes which weren't spotted and accounted for in time...

Not saying that all back roads are prone to that, plenty of 'em are long and straight or with reasonable visibility around bends; it all comes down to riding to the conditions and not falling into the "I know this road like the back of my hand" trap 'cos there's eventually going to be something that you're not expecting in your line of travel.

[Fatt Max]

And the "Sure girls" doing their "walk of shame" :dodge:

Yep, plenty of them gals owe me favours......

Once you've had fat...

[FJRider]

There's risk in everything. Best stay inside if you're going to be that way. And if you must know, the back roads that I know anyway are very easy to see if there is a hazard... there is time to reduce speed or take action etc. That's why I choose them. What's a fact is that a main suburban road IS NOT, ever. I think you'll all have a hard time disagreeing with that one.

I'm not sure why it's so hard to understand how dangerous 100kmh around some of the blind corners in a populated East Coast Bays is? Maybe it needs to be seen for itself...

Backroads that allow you to speed ... and be able to see ALL hazards ... and be able to stop in time ... safely ... makes you just another motorist, not a Biker.

Enjoy your northern roads ...

[release_the_bees]

I would have thought at 6am you'd be more likely to strike a farmer moving stock for milking.

Was it just me that read this as "I would have thought at 6am you'd be more likely to strike a farmer moving stock for Miloking"? :shit: Pretty considerate farmers round those parts!

[YellowDog]

Yep, plenty of them gals owe me favours......

Once you've had fat...

Once with 'Fat' never back :no:

So the rumours are true:yes:

[SPman]

+1. Doing the heavily populated 50km/h section of East Coast Bays road at 100km/h is simply dangerous. They probably did it for some fun and because they accepted the risk they perceived. Doesn't make the rest of us road users happy though.

Jeez - I'm old enough to recall when East Coast Bays Rd WAS a country road with bugger all traffic.....and Glamorgan Drive had no houses and was great for a sunday morning wake up - with no helmet...to clear your head after a hard saturday night.........

[skippa1]

ahhh, pots, kettles, do as I say, not as I do?:whistle:

[jellywrestler]

theres that old saying "people who live in glass houses".
should have sex in the basement...

[Mully]

Who were the 2 coonts absolutely flying through East Coast Bays today? A red Ho-bag 250 and a Kawa 650R.

Not only did you get snapped by the speed camera but what's up with the knee down round those blind bends? Literally 100kmh around some of those 50 zone bends, actually saw your knee bouncing off those bumps. No chance to anticipate anything in front at all.


Where's Skidmark living, these days??

[Genie]

Where's Skidmark living, these days??

Will his name be forever remembered?

[firefighter]

The only thing outrageous around here is this;

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[Berries]

The only thing outrageous around here is this;
If Jem was that good they would never have changed their name to Asda.

[racefactory]

Jeez - I'm old enough to recall when East Coast Bays Rd WAS a country road with bugger all traffic.....and Glamorgan Drive had no houses and was great for a sunday morning wake up - with no helmet...to clear your head after a hard saturday night.........

Now that is worth imagining! Need to see a picture of that sometime.

[Usarka]

I condem them all!

[Genie]

Did some outrageous riding myself today...on my pushbike, we went crazy, jumps, wheelies, stoppies, speeding, riding all over the road, holding up traffic...was so much fun.

[racefactory]

All good mate, no harm in that.

[terbang]

Someone called racesomethingorrather who rides a fire breather and thinks that country roads are safe between 6 and 7 am.

Pfft, more KB children.

[SPman]

Now that is worth imagining! Need to see a picture of that sometime.
Glamorgan drive in 1963......a peice in the middle and a bit by East Coast Road. It was completed and sealed by 1968-9 and useless by 1972......google earth history widget

[Brett]

I only check KB at most every 3 weeks these days, but sure enough, just exactly the same old blithering BS. Why do I bother coming back? Must be the free coffee...

[superman]

6AM on the country back roads.

Just as the farmer's moving his cows across the road to another paddock after finishing 4am milking :facepalm:

[madbikeboy]

And the "Sure girls" doing their "walk of shame" :dodge:

Funny tangent; before Christmas, sun rise on Beach Road (and possibly elsewhere in Aucks as well), I open my front door to a tentative knock to find a young blonde girl, looking somewhat worse for wear, dressed in little black dress. She asks me if anyone else lives with me, and I say no, and why's that. Seems she had a drunken one night "fling" (why do women call fucking randoms a fling?) with some young gentlemen (yes, plural) and when she slipped out in the middle of the night, she left her phone and handbag...

Thing was, she couldn't recall which house it was, so she had to walk the strip explaining her predicament....

Stupid slapper.

[R-Soul]

Funny tangent; before Christmas, sun rise on Beach Road (and possibly elsewhere in Aucks as well), I open my front door to a tentative knock to find a young blonde girl, looking somewhat worse for wear, dressed in little black dress. She asks me if anyone else lives with me, and I say no, and why's that. Seems she had a drunken one night "fling" (why do women call fucking randoms a fling?) with some young gentlemen (yes, plural) and when she slipped out in the middle of the night, she left her phone and handbag...

Thing was, she couldn't recall which house it was, so she had to walk the strip explaining her predicament....

Stupid slapper.

Why didn't she just call her phone?

Fantastic thread this - nothing like slappers and back roads..

[SPman]

Just as long as it's not tank slappers and back roads........

[racefactory]

Just as long as it's not tank slappers and back roads........

Do you mean the kind where the slapper mounts the tank and gets taken up the arse? If so that would be fucking dangerous on a back road.

[Camshaft]

this was a good read

[nodrog]

this was a good read

The only thing this was good for was having something to do while waiting for smoko.

Fanny.

[Banditbandit]

I only check KB at most every 3 weeks these days, but sure enough, just exactly the same old blithering BS. Why do I bother coming back? Must be the free coffee...

Fuck .. I never knew there was free coffee ...

[admenk]

I'm glad I read all of this, I'm now fully educated in the ways of these strange motorbike thingys

[george formby]

I'm glad I read all of this, I'm now fully educated in the ways of these strange motorbike thingys

Well, at least fully educated in various posters opinions. The motorbike thingys were framed.

[Gibbo89]

I like the bit where the slut lost her cellular telecommunications device :niceone: