25 signs you're growing up

[marty]

25 Signs that you have grown up ..

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. http://www.pprune.org/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hookup" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.

BONUS: When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S**T What Happened?!?!

[mikey]

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.




i aint no old cunt.

just one cheap mo fo,

right an tanked . time to head off to the grumpy.

[Ixion]

25 Signs that you have grown up ..

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. http://www.pprune.org/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hookup" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.

BONUS: When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S**T What Happened?!?!


Bugger. I failed #24. But that's cos I'm mean

[Slipstream]

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can smoke any of them. http://www.pprune.org/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

2. Having sex with twins in a bed isn't out of the question.

3. You keep more beer than food in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, and therefore go down.

5. Your friends a DJ in a nightclub.

6. You watch the Spice Channel with your partner.

7. You and your friends marry after the kids are born and then get divorced before you're 30.

8. You go from remembering 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up", unless they're labels.

10. You're the one making fake calls to the police because those %&@# adults next door keep complaining about your loud parties.

11. Older relatives are learning sex jokes off of you.

12. What's Taco Bell?

13. What's car insurance?

14. You feed your dog Science Diet, then you tell him/her to go back to his/her place.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt, so you switch positions with your partner/s.

16. You take tabs from noon to 6 AM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the forth date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, your stomach. So you have a Doner Kebab or a Subway sandwich instead.

19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for codiene and anphetimines(sp?), and FPC for condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff" it's a bargain!!

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time, after coming out of the nightclub.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again", within 5 mins of each other.

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for a real wank.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. (Logical really)

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that something funny will appear to you so you haven't just wasted 2 minutes.

Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.

BONUS: When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them and ask how much they're gonna get from the DPB

[mikey]

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haha,

after youve run to australia..........

[StoneChucker]

Hehe, pretty good there SlipStream. (oh and Marty for the original one). I identify with half from Marty's list, and half from Slipstream. Does that make me an immature adult, or a mature young'un?

[Slipstream]

Hehe, pretty good there SlipStream. (oh and Marty for the original one). I identify with half from Marty's list, and half from Slipstream. Does that make me an immature adult, or a mature young'un?

Which halves???? :whistle:

[StoneChucker]

Marty: 3,4,5,8,15,22

SS: Was going to specify, but I'll just say, all the naughty ones :devil2:

[Fart]

My body has grown up, but my mind is still a teen. :Punk:

[Eurodave]

My body has grown up, but my mind is still a teen. :Punk:


Yeah, right on!!,I may be on the wrong side of 40 but in my head Im still 25 :Punk:

[StoneChucker]

My body has grown up, but my mind is still a teen. :Punk:
Thats what Michael said :whistle:

[pt;)]

[Sparky Bills]

Yeah, right on!!,I may be on the wrong side of 40 but in my head Im still 25 :Punk:



HAHA
25 is still getting old mate :rofl:
Just kidding :whistle:

[Coyote]

My body has grown up, but my mind is still a teen. :Punk:
So you're filled up with teenage angst still?

[Indiana_Jones]

You stop liking shite like "XXX" and "Top Gun", and start to like REAL films lol :rofl:

-Indy