ellipsis
20th January 2011, 21:27
The class were telling the teacher about their fathers jobs. My dads a fireman, and mines a builder. ...mines a doctor..my dads a car salesman and so on...its Billys turn, but he's got his head down, staring at his shoes..
What does your dad do, Billy?, teacher asks.
Billy looks up and quietly says...My dads an exotic dancer, he takes his clothes off in a gay bar and sometimes if the money is good enough, he will go back to a motel with a man and sleep with him...
The teacher tells the other kids to carry on with some reading and she takes Billy out of the classroom...Billy, she says...does your father really do this?...
No, miss, he doesn't...he plays cricket for Australia, but I was too embarrassed to tell them all that...
What does your dad do, Billy?, teacher asks.
Billy looks up and quietly says...My dads an exotic dancer, he takes his clothes off in a gay bar and sometimes if the money is good enough, he will go back to a motel with a man and sleep with him...
The teacher tells the other kids to carry on with some reading and she takes Billy out of the classroom...Billy, she says...does your father really do this?...
No, miss, he doesn't...he plays cricket for Australia, but I was too embarrassed to tell them all that...