I need to borrow a scooter or bike. URGENT! Auckland.

[HungusMaximist]

Hey guys, a big ask but I was fiddling with my CT110 and not realising I had to replace the gasket while taking apart the crank case cover. Got the gasket on order but the dude sold out and it's on back order, so I gotta wait a coupla days or maybe next week.

Deal is, everytime I ride is it leaks outta control, like dangerously crazy sprayage because the gasket is completely rooted. Just need to borrow any bike or a scooter for a couple of days to get to work, until I sort my one out when the gasket arrive. Don't really care what you have, as long as it runs, it's all good.

Big ask, but I appreciate it as I rely on my CT to get me to work. Friend's here can vouch that I'm a real good rider and look after my stuff. I'm in Auckland btw, and work in the City.

You can contact me on 02102577066 or email me directly at work on ewen.yu@thelawguide.co.nz.



Cheers a million!

[Crisis management]

Try a silicon gasket cement in the interim, Repco, bike shops, super cheap etc, so no, I'm not lending you my bike!

[BuzzardNZ]

can't believe the nerve of some people on this site! catch the bloody bus, get a taxi or walk FFS

[StoneY]

Already lent my GSXR1100 to someone else this week sorry dude.
If the Ducati was going I might have lent ya that...but utterly NO WAY I will lend you my KTM (besides I use it for work)

Guess that leaves....the BUS!
:shifty:

[racefactory]

Can you really not catch the bus? Stagecoach have some plush rides mate.

[HungusMaximist]

Need to borrow a bike, not a hand out in cash or anything or advice on to catching the public transport.

I have a bicycle, if need be, I will cycle.

Man, where's the KB love when you need it? I though this was a community and all...

Cheers.

[StoneY]

Man, where's the KB love when you need it? I though this was a community and all...


Mate....just coz your bikes may be of little value to you, its more than a BIG ask to 'borrow' someone elses bike

I made my own BROTHER go halves in the GSXR before I allowed him to use it for the 3 months his Triumph was off the road......

Most KBers would rasther lend ya the missus then the bike....thats love for ya :niceone:

[racefactory]

Well since I suspect most of you stuck up stingy cunts won't give him a ride, I've got a bike you can borrow my friend. Sent you a text.

[Vinz0r]

Well since I suspect most of you stuck up stingy cunts won't give him a ride, I've got a bike you can borrow my friend. Sent you a text.

Hey dude, I am a bit too lazy to cycle to work and don't like buses. I understand that you have absolutely no idea who I am and cannot verify my credibility but do ya reckon I could use your duc for awhile?

p.s, I'm going to make insinuations about you being a stingy good for nothing prick if you say no :D

[Crisis management]

Well since I suspect most of you stuck up stingy cunts ...

Here's something to ponder:

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."

Some smart Chinese guy thought that one up and it seems to fit this scenario.







PS. Well done helping him out. :niceone:

[The Pastor]

mate u can borrow my bike / car if you would like

[Banditbandit]

Mate.... Most KBers would rasther lend ya the missus then the bike....thats love for ya :niceone:

So .. when can I borrow yours ???

[Banditbandit]

Here's something to ponder:

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks."



What he actually meant to say ...

[Crazy Steve]

I have a bike for you to use dude....

Infact I will give you a couple of $100 notes to gas it up for the week..

Which one do you want to use ? The 2009 Hayabusa ? Or the street magic ?

When you return it maybe you would like to fck me in the Ass to ?

Crazy Steve.

[HungusMaximist]

Guys, I don't need a BIKE as such. a 50 cc will do. I just need to get from A to B. I don't need like anything massive dude!

[HungusMaximist]

I have a bike for you to use dude....

Infact I will give you a couple of $100 notes to gas it up for the week..

Which one do you want to use ? The 2009 Hayabusa ? Or the street magic ?

When you return it maybe you would like to fck me in the Ass to ?

Crazy Steve.

I'll take whatever you have, no I don't wanna fuk you in the bum.

Wassup with the negative air guys?

[BuzzardNZ]

I felt sorry for you and contacted my cousin in Auckland, he owns a 97 Boss Hoss and is prepared to let you borrow it. Maybe a tad more power than your CT, but as long as it's returned in the same condition, all good :drinknsin

[blackdog]

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."



Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, put him in fishnets and there will always be some queer ready to buy him a meal.

[HungusMaximist]

Appreciate the love guys.

More love, less fight.

[HungusMaximist]

Err, anymore offers?

Like within Auckland. Cheers.

[Max Preload]

I'll take whatever you have, no I don't wanna fuk you in the bum.

Wassup with the negative air guys?Don't worry about ol' Steve. He only accepts help, never offers it.

But I do think the offer of his arse was genuine! :killingme

[GKTaylor]

Pop down to Repco or Apco and get some gasket paper and make your own gasket.. :weird:

[avgas]

I have a bike for you to use dude....

Infact I will give you a couple of $100 notes to gas it up for the week..

Which one do you want to use ? The 2009 Hayabusa ? Or the street magic ?

When you return it maybe you would like to fck me in the Ass to ?

Crazy Steve.
Steve you misinterpreted the request
He doesn't work for the government

[Hiflyer]

If you can make my bike run on four cylinders I'd be more than happy, if it was running on four cylinders I would as well. Can't ride it for another week says the doc

[gijoe1313]

Ah poops, just read this thread - I have lent my lil'ol'hornet to EJK who is coming up to Akld! He got in just before you did heheh ... just checking up on the status of Betsy (my RZ350). My 900 hornet has been lent to another mate!

[EJK]

Ah poops, just read this thread - I have lent my lil'ol'hornet to EJK who is coming up to Akld! He got in just before you did heheh ... just checking up on the status of Betsy (my RZ350). My 900 hornet has been lent to another mate!

Think you have enough bikes to start a rental company?

[BuzzardNZ]

I wonder if our idiot friend who started this thread would lend his CT-110 to a stranger on this site? I think not. I actually think this thread is his idea of a stupid joke.:weird:

[racefactory]

I sent you a text but never got a reply? Got a machine sitting here waiting for you buddy. It's not exactly a S1000RR I'm sorry.

[StoneY]

Think you have enough bikes to start a rental company?

I do!
Oh...but I lent one to Riffer... and the Ducati isdown for electrics....missus 250 is in need of a wof.... crap I only have the KTM Super Duke left in shed roadworthy....

Ah .... if he can handle a CT110 the SD is a sure thing ...
:doh:

[The Pastor]

its all sorted, hes riding the GL145 like a boss!

[racefactory]

its all sorted, hes riding the GL145 like a boss!

I thought that thing still needed a new motor? Already fixed or just limping along?

[The Pastor]

I thought that thing still needed a new motor? Already fixed or just limping along?

its a push bike now, good for exercise

[HungusMaximist]

Big thanks to Renegade Master (Scott) for being a such an awesome fella for lending me his bike.

Good to have good mates on KB as I would do the same myself.

[Bliksem]

Are you going to fiddle with this one as well ?