Under cover boss USA - I cannot fukin believe it [Archive]

xgnr

25th January 2011, 20:07

Here i was having a few red ones and planning my next adeventure whilst the love of my life is watching "Under cover Boss - USA".

Mildly interested , The Boss was doing the Pool Supervision thing.

SUDDENLY there is a double whistle and and "A.F.R" is called over the radio.

An A.F.R is an "Accidental Faecal Release" ...true

The best part was that they pixelated the floating turd.... I cannot fukin believe it

rant over... back to the trip planning :-)

hellokitty

25th January 2011, 20:25

yes the pixaleted pooh was awesome!!!! maybe it was to protect the identity of the turd?

SMOKEU

25th January 2011, 20:29

yes the pixaleted pooh was awesome!!!! maybe it was to protect the identity of the turd?

If the shit was not blurred out, then some asshole with nothing better to do with their time will start complaining that their 5 year old kid saw it on TV and will now be scarred for life.

Latte

25th January 2011, 20:29

Maybe it was a fake turd they planted for the ratings , and they pixelated it so you couldnt tell. Could happen ... :eek:

xgnr

25th January 2011, 20:31

ellipsis

25th January 2011, 20:41

Maybe it was a fake turd they planted for the ratings , and they pixelated it so you couldnt tell. Could happen ... :eek:

...conspiracy theories abound in other threads, already...

Smifffy

25th January 2011, 20:44

If the shit was not blurred out, then some asshole with nothing better to do with their time will start complaining that their 5 year old kid saw it on TV and will now be scarred for life.

Yeah, why just the other day someone was going to complain to the internet about fecal images being posted on this very forum.

Pixelating pool poo pictures properly prevents public pandemonium, precluding parental protestations.

Probably.

Big Dave

25th January 2011, 20:57

AllanB

25th January 2011, 21:08

There has been a few A.F.R moments in my leathers over my years of motorcycling! :bleh:

puddy

25th January 2011, 21:27

MY smoking is dangerous, but YOUR TV watching of a programme such as this is just plain SUICIDAL Stu!:bleh: Good luck for the trip Bro!

Kendog

25th January 2011, 21:31

I don't think it was accidental.
The A stands for Arsehole.

steve_t

25th January 2011, 21:33

Maybe it was a fake turd they planted for the ratings , and they pixelated it so you couldnt tell. Could happen ... :eek:

Someone posted them a Picnic chocolate bar and they threw it in the pool :bleh:

xgnr

25th January 2011, 21:34

MY smoking is dangerous, but YOUR TV watching of a programme such as this is just plain SUICIDAL Stu!:bleh: Good luck for the trip Bro!

Hey Patrick

Been a while. You will be pleased to know that I am as cured as I ever will be.
We are off to Oz in mid April for a month of touring. 14,000KM and no fukin work. yay for us.

Let me know if you want the web site addy to follow the trip :msn-wink:

Cheers

Stu

Latte

25th January 2011, 21:34

Someone posted them a Picnic chocolate bar and they threw it in the pool :bleh:

Gueess it was easier to make up the turd story, than explain "picnic, it's no picnic"

Oakie

26th January 2011, 05:58

I had to laugh when I noticed that the tiny-turd had completely emptied the pool of patrons. Couldn't actually tell if it was a floater though or it was patrolling along the bottom like a small brown U-Boat.

Gotta say that I prefer the UK version of the show where they seem to identify the odd dick who needs an attitude adjustment. The show last night was heading down the track of being like an Oprah show. Cringe.

Paul in NZ

26th January 2011, 06:00

I heard it was a terrorist turd....

Oakie

26th January 2011, 06:06

I heard it was a terrorist turd....

Osama bin Pooin'?

Fatt Max

26th January 2011, 06:44

I heard it was a terrorist turd....

Maybe a suicide bummer.....

Could have been an ammunition dump

Still, someone took the 'just dropping the kids off at the pool' line far too seriously there

AFR also stands for Association of Football Referee's, now there is a comparison to behold.

Still, nice of the facility to provide free floatation devices

Agree with Oakie, cringe factor of +55 that programme, so much shit on TV these days....

Oakie

26th January 2011, 06:53

Maybe a suicide bummer.....

Could have been an ammunition dump

Still, someone took the 'just dropping the kids off at the pool' line far too seriously there

AFR also stands for Association of Football Referee's, now there is a comparison to behold.

Still, nice of the facility to provide free floatation devices

Jeez mate. You're in good form this morning. Ummm... Anyone ever explored the 'poo in the pool' scenario in the blues genre. I feel a few lines coming on myself even.

Ha ha. Not the blues but, New Order's 'Blue Monday' .... "I see a shit in the harbour...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftJZomwDhxQ

Fatt Max

26th January 2011, 06:55

Jeez mate. You're in good form this morning. Ummm... Anyone ever explored the 'poo in the pool' scenario in the blues genre.

Not the blues but, New Order's 'Blue Monday' .... "I see a shit in the harbour...."

:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme

Paul in NZ

26th January 2011, 07:10

Perhaps it was a swimming race and that was turd place?

avgas

26th January 2011, 08:30

I always thought there was shit on TV

neels

26th January 2011, 08:37

We were at a pool a while ago, where they closed it for this reason and put up a sign

"Someone has done a poo in our pool"

I don't recall seeing the offending poo, so I can't comment as to whether it was pixellated or not.

But maximum points for honesty.

imdying

26th January 2011, 09:50

Wonder what sort it was...

<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zBx3WOYQvWs/SxQG9SjEOhI/AAAAAAAAAeQ/AIyffGsbpx0/s1600/300px-Bristol_Stool_Chart.png" />

Maybe...

<img src="http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/shittypes.png" />

Oakie

26th January 2011, 11:05

It fell to pieces when she picked it up so certainly up about the 5 end of the scale.

Paul in NZ

26th January 2011, 11:35

I don't recall seeing the offending poo, so I can't comment as to whether it was pixellated or not..

Them fuggin pixels ought to learn to use a proper toilet or go back to pixetown

Paul in NZ

26th January 2011, 11:38

awa355

26th January 2011, 11:46

What I'd like to know is this, Why, with colour TV, dont we ever see patches of yellow pool water around various kids in the pool?

I remember as a kid, being told there had been stuff put into the pool that would turn the water purple if we peed in our togs. As a 7yr old Its not funny having to get out of the pool and run all the way to the changing sheds every 1/2 hour. Traumatised me no end that did. Probably why I never went on to swim for nz. or swim at all.

Didn't have counselling back in the 50/60's. Left a whole generation mentally scarred for life.

FlangMasterJ

26th January 2011, 13:42

Hahaha! Why the hell would they pixelate it? That's so weird.

Sounds like my first visit to Porirua Pool. Was in for five minutes then straight out to watch a lifeguard hooking a gaff into a brown shark. Porirua can never catch a break.

Fatt Max

26th January 2011, 15:13

As I have said before, I can roll a turd that will reach 1.5kg before it snaps off my arse

Fatt Max

26th January 2011, 15:13

I don't recall seeing the offending poo, so I can't comment as to whether it was pixellated or not..

Someone had stolen the poo...it must have been a turd burglar

Oakie

26th January 2011, 19:06

Someone had stolen the poo...it must have been a turd burglar

Wasn't stolen, just misplaced.

paturoa

26th January 2011, 19:31

Oh please - you were sitting down with your tea and biscuits after watching coro street and J said "STU - what the fuck are yo watching?"

xgnr

26th January 2011, 19:43

Oh please - you were sitting down with your tea and biscuits after watching coro street and J said "STU - what the fuck are yo watching?"

Mate

Actually, I was working on planning our trip in extreme detail... for example,
how many litres of chain oil will the Weestrom consume, will the beemer destroy itself, can you bribe an Ozzie Cop?

...then the turd exposed itself (well we think it was a a turd... BUT was it?) maybe a media star seeking a court imposed suppression order?

questions questions

paturoa

26th January 2011, 19:55

Aren't you supposed to be in oz right now?

Me too for planning, I'm currently working on more plastic protector stuff and a pannier frame.

xgnr

26th January 2011, 20:14

Aren't you supposed to be in oz right now?

Me too for planning, I'm currently working on more plastic protector stuff and a pannier frame.

Yes I was but that project is postponed till March. (they cloned over top of the Dev environment... Me "errr we have to rebuild before we can continue... now where is my change control pad?"---ouch)

More plastic huh.. sigh. Check out my gear blog post bro... I have the email post working as well.

puddy

26th January 2011, 20:16

Hey Patrick

Been a while. You will be pleased to know that I am as cured as I ever will be.
We are off to Oz in mid April for a month of touring. 14,000KM and no fukin work. yay for us.

Let me know if you want the web site addy to follow the trip :msn-wink:

Cheers

Stu
That would be grand! PM me.