Sticks and stones may break my bones...

[Fatt Max]

.....but I'll never say no to a mince n cheese.

Healthy debate on a topic close to my arse, check it out here:

http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/womens-health/weight-loss/eating-strategies/article/-/8710355/should-you-call-people-fat/

I note it is in a 'Womens Health' section. Thats fecking sexist as well as weightest, men have the right to be fat bastards too.

Fart and give us a clue love......

[slofox]

"If you are obese you can look forward to diabetes, hypertension, atherosclerosis, stroke, cancer or even death."

So if you're not obese you don't get any death?

Fuck, that means I'm not even gunna die one day. I'll have to stay working for fucking EVER! :angry:

[FJRider]

But it does say ... it's killing more Australians each day ...

Looking for the downside here ...

[slofox]

But it does say ... it's killing more Australians each day ...

Looking for the downside here ...

Well...yeah..there IS that!

[firefighter]

"If you are obese you can look forward to diabetes, hypertension, atherosclerosis, stroke, cancer or even death."

That's the thing that pisses me off with this sort of thing, the un-healthiest person I know is skinny, but fat as fuck inside. High blood pressure the lot, in fact i'm surprised he's alive. I eat healthy 98% of the time and I still have more of a shit-locker than this person (oh and he's an old fella so no it has'nt caught up with him!).

Some are just luckier than others as in they don't really get fat in a way that offends others, however there are people like me that put on weight just watching these bastards eat a KFC quarter pack with a burger on the side! :doh:

[avgas]

Sorry I got distracted. What we talking about....
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[george formby]

That's the thing that pisses me off with this sort of thing, the un-healthiest person I know is skinny, but fat as fuck inside. High blood pressure the lot, in fact i'm surprised he's alive. I eat healthy 98% of the time and I still have more of a shit-locker than this person (oh and he's an old fella so no it has'nt caught up with him!).

Some are just luckier than others as in they don't really get fat in a way that offends others, however there are people like me that put on weight just watching these bastards eat a KFC quarter pack with a burger on the side! :doh:

I don't recall knowing you & I prefer svelt to skinny ok?

[Banditbandit]

:laugh:
Sorry I got distracted. What we talking about....
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:laugh: No ... under the bottom of that picture she's really fat ....

So Max .. Your FAT FAT FAT ...

There .. that should lose you about three pounds ...


But it does say ... it's killing more Australians each day ...

Looking for the downside here ...


I thought killing Australians was the UP SIDE ...

[MadDuck]

"There is nothing more obvious to a fat person than their fatness."

Now that is just a bloody classic! FM why you reading Womens Health pages...slow day at work huh?

[george formby]

"There is nothing more obvious to a fat person than their fatness."

Now that is just a bloody classic! FM why you reading Womens Health pages...slow day at work huh?

Splendid observation. Recipes?

[Banditbandit]

Splendid observation. Recipes?

http://www.ihatepeacocks.com/resources/ToServeMan3.jpg

Well fattened, of course ... more crackling ...

[Fatt Max]

"There is nothing more obvious to a fat person than their fatness."

Now that is just a bloody classic! FM why you reading Womens Health pages...slow day at work huh?

On the late shift tonight so taking time out to have a butchers on the net. See what you find when you google the words Women and Fat....tsk..

[george formby]

On the late shift tonight so taking time out to have a butchers on the net. See what you find when you google the words Women and Fat....tsk..

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Phwoar, some guys get all the luck.

[slofox]

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Phwoar, some guys get all the luck.

y'reckon?

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then there's this...

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[george formby]

y'reckon?

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then there's this...

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Ok, I admit it. That's me underneath in that photo, in my happy place.

[Fatt Max]

Seriously getting a lard on now fellas........

[avgas]

Ok, I admit it. That's me underneath in that photo, in my happy place.
Pity they brought you back to life eh?

[oldrider]

.....but I'll never say no to a mince n cheese....

Hey Fatt Max (and and any other pie connoisseurs) if you are ever in the vicinity of Waikouwaiti (just North of Dunedin) look for a bakery on the left side of town (going South) with a sign saying "Beano's Pies"!

My brother in law is always raving on about these pies, so we stopped and tried a couple, "Bloody Delicious"! can't say that loud enough.

They are also very cheap if you buy in lots of 18, he (my brother in law) buys them in bulk to take home to Ruby Bay in Nelson area, not a bad advertisement in it's self really!

When I am down that way again I shall buy another couple and dedicate them to you Max as I gobble them up and salivate all over the place, may even salute you when I fart an hour or two later!

I kid you not, these pies are the business! :bleh:

Any other Southerners want to comment on Beano's pies? (I think I have the name right)

[Fatt Max]

My brother in law is always raving on about these pies, so we stopped and tried a couple, "Bloody Delicious"! can't say that loud enough.

They are also very cheap if you buy in lots of 18, he (my brother in law) buys them in bulk to take home to Ruby Bay in Nelson area, not a bad advertisement in it's self really!

Cheers mate, I am honoured...

Hey, I am in Nelson this coming weekend, dont suppose you know if the dude has any going spare do ya...??

[oldrider]

Cheers mate, I am honoured...

Hey, I am in Nelson this coming weekend, dont suppose you know if the dude has any going spare do ya...??

Sorry Max, I checked up, they are out of town this week end!

Pie over 4 D squared H = Fatt Max ..... yes sir you are a mathematically balanced pie eating biker person! :drinkup:

Well done Max, respect! :niceone:

[Fatt Max]

Sorry Max, I checked up, they are out of town this week end!

Pie over 4 D squared H = Fatt Max ..... yes sir you are a mathematically balanced pie eating biker person! :drinkup:

Well done Max, respect! :niceone:

Think I just about get that one. Was never any good at arithmetic, spent all the time in class stuffing saussies into johnnies and hiding them in Sharon O'Connel's desk

[Paul in NZ]

You can say what you want.... You go speak to a room full of people suffering the nastier effects of avoidable type 2 diabetes because they couldnt stop eating and it might change your mind.

I'm hefty by nature but I'll fight it .... I've seen what happens when you dont...

[Fatt Max]

Now this is what I call 'Fighting The Flab'....

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[oldrider]

Now this is what I call 'Fighting The Flab'....

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Your right Max, it "looks" like he is winning! ..... :killingme