Famous movie lines

[Virago]

Righto, that's the music threads exhausted, we need a new waste of time.

Famous movie lines - what would be the most memorable / most quoted movie line?

Here's three to start the ball rolling:
1) "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" (Gone with the wind)
2) "I'll be baack" (Arnie - Terminator)
3) "We're on a mission from god" (Blues Brothers)

[Indiana_Jones]

"Here's Johnny!"

PS. Bad idea to make this thread with me about :D

-Indy

[Virago]

"Here's Johnny!"

PS. Bad idea to make this thread with me about :D

-Indy
If you say "take me to bed or lose me forever" I shall scream......

[N4CR]

Ohhhh so suitable for this thread/forum.

"I van't your clothves, your boooots and your motarcycleh'
Arnie - Terminator 2. :ride:

[zadok]

"Do you feel lucky punk, well do you. Go ahead make my day"
Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry)

[Indiana_Jones]

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"

-Indy

[Indiana_Jones]

"Here's looking at you, kid"

-Indy

[Indiana_Jones]

"That's 30 minutes away. I'll be there in 10"

-Indy

[idb]

"That's 30 minutes away. I'll be there in 10"

-Indy
So don't leave us in suspense - what movie are your qotes from.....?

[pyrocam]

hmmm. my favourite movie would have to beeee. Sphere (laugh all you want)

line: lets just wish to forget

(someone PM me if im wrong. i think thats how it goes)

otherwise

"WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME" (southpark)

"Hi peter!,
"Please, call me peter""
"Ok peter"
('Wet hot american summer' which is proberly not out in NZ yet)

"you got served!" (you got served)

the dicks pussies and Arseholes..... line (Team America World Police)

and... best quote? they are all good?
'MASTER BETTY' from kung pow

ohohohohoh
'you gentlemen are the top 1%, you are the best of the best, and we are gonna make you better

Oh NO I DIDNT! *swishes hand* mm hmmm mmmm
from Top Gun

[Big Dave]

'that's not a knife, THAT's a knife.'

'come back you coward, it's only a flesh wound'

'go ahead - make my day'

'Nazis - I hate those guys'

'Play it, you know the one - play it'

'Tell 'im he's dreamin'

'It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.'

'....but Ozzie wouldn't go on stage unless there was a brandy balloon full of brown m&m's on the piano but then Jeff Beck stuck his head around the corner and said i know where there is a confectioners - so we went there but it was closed...guarded by a bengal tiger..so we had to beat him to death with his own shoes'

'Do I make you Horny baby?'

'No stairway to heaven!'

and of course.....

[Waylander]

"Did you get knocked the fuck out?"

The Wash


"Only one thing worse than a dragon, Americans."

Guess that one.

[John]

"Thats not a knife, this is a knife"
"Thats a spoon"
"I see you've played this knifey spoony game before"

- Simpsons: "Simpsons in australia"

[Waylander]

"Thats not a knife, this is a knife"
"Thats a spoon"
"I see you've played this knifey spoony game before"

Simpsons wasn't it? Or was it something else.I remember the quote but not the actuall thing it was on.

[John]

Simpsons wasn't it? Or was it something else.I remember the quote but not the actuall thing it was on.
yerp forgot to add it - was the random croc hunter (piss take on some movie, dundee?) in the "simpsons in australia" episode.

[scumdog]

"I ain't nobody - dork"
American Grafitti.

"We'll do this the old Navy way, first one to die loses"
Top Secret (or possibly one of the sequels)

"Whew! I'd say you boys had enough of them"
Blazing Saddles (after infamous 'bean eating' scene)

[idb]

"Butch...will you give me oral pleasure?"
Pulp Fiction

[marty]

'we're goin ballistic maaan!!!!' Top Gun (respect)

the corniest - 'no. i don't believe it' neo thru gritted teeth in the matrix when he's being told about the fields of human fuel

[MSTRS]

I love it when you talk Russian - A Fish Called Wanda
It's just a flesh wound - Holy Grail
Your mother was a hampster & your father smells of elderberries - HG
More fun than a weasel down your trousers - Blackadder

[Indiana_Jones]

"It says Roman's go home!"
"No it doesn't...."

Life of Brian

-Indy

[Badcat]

i'm here to chew gum - and kick ass.

...
and i'm all out of gum.

[Badcat]

"i've got an idea, and it's at hot as my pants"

captain flashheart - blackadder 4

[Indiana_Jones]

George: Great Scott sir, you mean, you mean the moment's finally arrived for us to give Harry Hun a darned good British style thrashing, six of the best, trousers down?

Blackadder: If you mean, "Are we all going to get killed?" Yes. Clearly, Field Marshal Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin.

BLACKADDER is taking over lol :clap:

-Indy

[ZorsT]

i'm here to chew gum - and kick ass.

...
and i'm all out of gum.

isn't that from Duck Nukem 3D at the start of the third chapter??

It's time to kick arse and chew bubblegum

.....
and i'm all outta gum

[Drunken Monkey]

isn't that from Duck Nukem 3D at the start of the third chapter??

It's time to kick arse and chew bubblegum

.....
and i'm all outta gum

Duke Nukem 3D didn't have original lines. Most were nicked from Bruce Campbell/Evil Dead.

[Virago]

.........More fun than a weasel down your trousers - Blackadder
And who could forget "A plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel", and "Mmmm, cappucino.......".

[Indiana_Jones]

the ever classic Blackadder line.....

"SOD OFF!"

-Indy

[NC]

"Do they speak english in What?"

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I'm not the kind of pussy to drink it. You know what I mean?"

"Fuck your fucken face, uncle fucker"

[Indiana_Jones]

"Torture you, that's good, that's a good idea, I like that one"

-Indy

[NC]

"No need to fuck spiders"

[Indiana_Jones]

"Jones is getting away!"
"I think not, Herr Donaven..."
"Not that Jones!, The other one!"
*Jones jr rides past laughing* :D

-Indy

[SPORK]

"I'm not from Hollywood, and I'm not going to fuck your mouth. My time is extremely valuable, so get in the car"

*Guy gets in Limo*

"Now, suck my cock!" - Spotswood


Rep to whoever knows what movie!

[dveus]

Team America

[Indiana_Jones]

"I'm not from Hollywood, and I'm not going to fuck your mouth. My time is extremely valuable, so get in the car"

*Guy gets in Limo*

"Now, suck my cock!" - Spotswood


Rep to whoever knows what movie!


team america: world police

AIDS!

-Indy

[Indiana_Jones]

Team America

lol damn u :oi-grr:

Be sure to see: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=13428

-Indy

[Timber020]

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I havent been fucked like that since grade school."

"Now I have a machine gun, ho, ho, ho."

[Indiana_Jones]

"What could possibly be funny?....."
"I put the diamond in the coat...and I put the coat on her!"

-Indy

[k14]

"You're my boy blue"

"Lets go streaking through the quad to the gymnasium"

Will Ferrel (Frank the tank) Both from Old School (the funniest movie ever made)

And another goodie: "Loosers always wine about their best, winners go home and f*(& the prom queen"

Sean Connery, The Rock

[NC]

"Pants party"
"I'm riding a furry tractor"
"I love lamp"

[quietguy]

And another goodie: "Loosers always wine about their best, winners go home and f*(& the prom queen"

Sean Connery, The Rock[/QUOTE]

I married the prom queen - Nicholas Cage, The rock

[WINJA]

I LIVE MY LIFE 1/4 MILE AT A TIME :tugger:

[Indiana_Jones]

"Bond, James Bond"

"Good.....gooooooooood!"

-Indy

[SPORK]

I LIVE MY LIFE 1/4 MILE AT A TIME :tugger:
Haha!

The blonde guy can act as good as a piece of 2x4

[Indiana_Jones]

"Gez a job"

who says that? :D

-Indy

[WINJA]

Haha!

The blonde guy can act as good as a piece of 2x4
I ONLY WATCHED FOR THE BITCHES

[Virago]

"Gez a job"

who says that? :D

-Indy
Hmmm, "Boys from the Blackstuff" - was the character named something like Yosser?

[Indiana_Jones]

Hmmm, "Boys from the Blackstuff" - was the character named something like Yosser?

Damn right :D rep on the way

http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/going_out/films/2003/03/bernard_hill_150.jpg

Bernard Hill

[Virago]

"Bond, James Bond"
That's it for me, that would have to be number one :yes:

[Virago]

Huh, call ourselves kiwis, what about "My Preciousssssss"

[scumdog]

"Yeah, nerds get all the best snatch" (American Grafitti)

[thehollowmen]

"But you were physically sick after a night in their clutches"
And
"Daddy, do lesbians have babies?"

That will be a tough one to track down :rofl:

[Skyryder]

"Gez a job"

who says that? :D

-Indy

It's from THE BOYS FROM THE BLACKSTUFF. Cant' remember the name. He walks into a river, sea or lake and drowns himself. One of the most poingant scenes ever.

Skyryder

[Skyryder]

My favourite from A River Runs Through It

Robert Redford (Narrator): In my family, there was no clear division between religion and fly fishing.


Skyryder

[GNR]

shakin not stirred
-every bond film made

-"Im just here to pass on a messege"
"fuck of"
"im just...."
"Fuck of ya clown"
"look....."
"you herd my dad, now fuck of"
(wack, door shut)

-tell him hes dreamin
-We were going to turn it into a granny flat
-don't ya just love the scerinity, look at the dogs, they just love the scerinty to
- dad always loves a -stroke engine at full power
-dal, can you move the cameera, i wanna get to the torana out so i can get to the commadore

[RiderInBlack]

There are a lot of movie quotes that I could mention, but the one that speaks the most to me is of course:

"Whole life balance, Daniel-San"

There is not one part of my life where this is quote does hold importance:cool:

[hXc]

Guess these...

"The seamonkey stole my money."

"Fuck off with your sofa units and serine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."

"Greetings from the interior."

"You know what? I just got violated by a lizard, man! Actually, that felt pretty good."

"Is your blade as sharp as your tongue? Is yours as dull as your wit?"

[Skyryder]

Guess these...

"The seamonkey stole my money."

"Fuck off with your sofa units and serine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."

"Greetings from the interior."

"You know what? I just got violated by a lizard, man! Actually, that felt pretty good."

"Is your blade as sharp as your tongue? Is yours as dull as your wit?"


Sounds like a Zorro movie.

Greetings from the interior from Grind....................I think

Otherw don't know

Skyryder

[StoneChucker]

-tell him hes dreamin

Har har har (hefty, bellowing laugh) :rofl:

What's he askin? :clap:

The Castle, great movie...

[scumdog]

Kim"Can I borow the video camera Mum?"

Cath"Sure doll, it's in the bedroom -on the tripod"



Cath: "Oi wannabe effluent Mum, effluent, I don't wannabe poor ya know"

[idb]

Guess these...

"Fuck off with your sofa units and serine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."

American Beauty?

[Suney]

My fav movie line
"Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! "

[hXc]

Guess these...

"The seamonkey stole my money."

"Fuck off with your sofa units and serine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."

"Greetings from the interior."

"You know what? I just got violated by a lizard, man! Actually, that felt pretty good."

"Is your blade as sharp as your tongue? Is yours as dull as your wit?"

In this order... Finding Nemo, Kung Pow, Grind, Grind, Zorro

[crazylittleshit]

Come here big boy...
(Debbie Does Dallas) :yes: gotta love porn. :rofl:

[Marmoot]

1. (I live my life a quarter mile at a time)
"That is the crappiest line I've ever heard" - that chick, Torque

2. "rraaaarrrrrgh" - Chewbacca, StarWars

[crazylittleshit]

1. (I live my life a quarter mile at a time)
"That is the crappiest line I've ever heard" - that chick, Torque

2. "rraaaarrrrrgh" - Chewbacca, StarWars

(I live my life a quarter mile at a time) is orignally from fast and furious and it sucked there too. :devil2:

[placidfemme]

My Fav movie line:

Bus Driver: Watch out for the weirdo's girls
Nancy: We are the weido's

From The Craft

[Marmoot]

Another nominee is:

1. "Your father, he is" - Yoda, StarWars

2. "Giga who?" - Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo

3. "Women pay me to give them pleasure" - Oded Fehr, Deuce Bigalow

[Marmoot]

(I live my life a quarter mile at a time) is orignally from fast and furious and it sucked there too. :devil2:

It's not that sentence I like....It's the one after that. :Punk:

[justsomeguy]

Ques:
What happens if the manager won't give up the diamonds?

Ans:

When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Drops 'em right to the floor. Everyone jumps, he falls down, screaming, blood squirts out of his nose. Freaks everybody out. Nobody says fuckin' shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to ya. But give her a look, like you're gonna smash her in the face next. Watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. The managers know better than to fuck around. So if one's givin' you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy. So what you gotta do is break that son-of-a-bitch in two. If you wanna know something he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell 'im his thumb's next. After that he'll tell ya if he wears ladies underwear. -

- I'm hungry, let's get a taco.

[justsomeguy]

It's not that sentence I like....It's the one after that. :Punk:

"For those ten seconds or less I'm free nothing else matters"

Kinda like the way I feel riding at night on Scenic Drive......

[justsomeguy]

Every man dies. Not every man really lives. - Braveheart

[Marmoot]

"For those ten seconds or less I'm free nothing else matters"


Dude, whoa, you've been smoking weed?
That sort of sentences don't belong here, man.....you might get lynched by a mob.

But sentence from Torque movie....now that might be a different story.....at least it has some bike and a decent chick.....IN LEATHER!..... :love:

[justsomeguy]

Dude, whoa, you've been smoking weed?
That sort of sentences don't belong here, man.....you might get lynched by a mob.



I like cars and bikes...and I don't care who knows....:motu:

[GROOMER]

"Whatever you do...DON'T mention the war..."

Fawlty towers baby! :Punk:

[GNR]

life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get

me and jenny where like peas and carrots

stupid is stupid does

[Zed]

Asian lady attendant at drive-through restaurant: "And then?"

:lol:

[scumdog]

"There was this one time,- at band camp....."

[Zed]

Agent Smith: Can you hear me, Morpheus? I'm going to be honest with you. (He removes his ever-present sunglasses and earphone, letting it dangle over his shoulder--breaking himself off from the rest of the Agent collective.) I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell! If there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

[phaedrus]

after entering an alien spaceship.

Rimmer: Kryten you take point. I've seen those movies. It's always the guy in the lead who buys it first. You take the front

Kryten: Well if it's movies we're talking about sir, in my experience, it's usually the poor fellow who's bringing up the rear who gets picked off first so the others aren't aware they're under attack.

Rimmer: You're right, you're right. Can you take the front and the back, so I can go in the middle?

[Virago]

after entering an alien spaceship.

Rimmer: Kryten you take point. I've seen those movies. It's always the guy in the lead who buys it first. You take the front

Kryten: Well if it's movies we're talking about sir, in my experience, it's usually the poor fellow who's bringing up the rear who gets picked off first so the others aren't aware they're under attack.

Rimmer: You're right, you're right. Can you take the front and the back, so I can go in the middle?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
"Smeg head"

[Virago]

I just remembered a scene from the first series of "The Young Ones".

The guys are trying to stop the flat being demolished by property developers I think. Rick is up on the roof, on a crucifix. Neil comes out and says:

"That's a really negative way of committing suicide. Believe me I've tried it, there's no way of hammering in that last nail."

:rofl:

[Waylander]

"God I love being a turtle!"

"I have always liked, Cowabunga."

Give me a while and I'll come up with some other good ones from those movies.:Punk:

[Krayy]

I just remembered a scene from the first series of "The Young Ones"....
A bloke knocks on thier door and a copper comes up wearing sunglasses....

Cop: Oi! That's what man's electricty you're wasting there.
Man: I'm sorry?
Cop: (taks off his glasses and looks again) Sorry John, I thought you was a n****r.

Put that on the air nowadays and you'd get a march down Queen St.

[MSTRS]

The guys are trying to stop the flat being demolished by property developers I think. Rick is up on the roof, on a crucifix. Neil comes out and says:

"That's a really negative way of committing suicide. Believe me I've tried it, there's no way of hammering in that last nail."


Oh yes :rofl:
Right turn, Clyde - Every which way but loose
Don't panic, Mr Mannering. The fuzzy-wuzzies don't like it up 'em. - Dad's Army
I can hear you thinking. Did he fire 5 or 6.... - Dirty Harry

[Ghost Lemur]

"God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that." - Richard. Dead Mans Shoes [2004].

Any line from Monty Python's.

"You know that withholding vital information from a federal officer is a serious offense. Especially when that officer has paid handsomely for it and wouldn't think twice about ripping that patch off your eyehole and skull-fucking you to death." - Agent Sands. Once Upon A Time In Mexico [2003]

[crazylittleshit]

Come on you monkeys You wanna live for ever.
Classic (STORMSHIP TROOPERS)

plus anything from fight club.

[rogson]

"He's a legend in his own mind"

[Sutage]

"Butch...will you give me oral pleasure?"
Pulp Fiction

i dunno if someone did this already if so i apoligize good sir but...


"i have sore ribs"..'from giving me oral pleasure"

pulp fiction man, wicked movie legend

[Sutage]

nah dude best quote is

cheech and chongs next movie

chong has a big bag of weed and he starts rolling a jonit from, then cheech is like dude stop smoking it we gotta sell it so chong says yeh man i sold two bags last night and cheech is like oh yeh who to?
and chong says
me
haha wicked, cant beat the old stuff

[Waylander]

"That's exactly right private, the war's over. We won, turns out your the big hero and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here, is in charge of confetti!!" - Sarge from Blood Gulch Chroniclesb