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Devil
20th June 2005, 08:15
Cruising my way into work this morning on the northern, doing my usual gentle lane split (Only 10-15km/h faster than the traffic and only up to 50 km/h) minding my own business, I was abruptly shaken from my content state by a @#$!ing tart waiting till I came past then throwing her cigarette out at me. RAAAAAARRRRG! I said. Pulled infront of her and came to a complete stop, glaring at her. At which point she had a facial expression somewhat akin to that of the realisation that it wasnt just gas, it was.... DIARRHOEA!

So you fat ignorant pig in your red subaru impreza rego BLN793. When I can make it to the post shop, you may just be getting a letter regarding my displeasure with your actions!

note: If anyone would like to speed up the process and pm the details, that would be mean not having to wait till the weekend.

:weird:

scumdog
20th June 2005, 09:39
Cruising my way into work this morning on the northern, doing my usual gentle lane split (Only 10-15km/h faster than the traffic and only up to 50 km/h) minding my own business, I was abruptly shaken from my content state by a @#$!ing tart waiting till I came past then throwing her cigarette out at me. RAAAAAARRRRG! I said. Pulled infront of her and came to a complete stop, glaring at her. At which point she had a facial expression somewhat akin to that of the realisation that it wasnt just gas, it was.... DIARRHOEA!

So you fat ignorant pig in your red subaru impreza rego BLN793. When I can make it to the post shop, you may just be getting a letter regarding my displeasure with your actions!

note: If anyone would like to speed up the process and pm the details, that would be mean not having to wait till the weekend.

:weird:

How do you know that she 'waited'? She might have been like all the other dicks that pull out from a park right on front of you, change lanes without indicating etc. and not looked to see your approach.

Some think the car mirror is there just to check on the perfection of their looks.... :weird:

Devil
20th June 2005, 09:45
How do you know that she 'waited'? She might have been like all the other dicks that pull out from a park right on front of you, change lanes without indicating etc. and not looked to see your approach.

Some think the car mirror is there just to check on the perfection of their looks.... :weird:
I was watching her, definately wasn't an accident. Even if it was, there's no excuse for littering. Gah, ignorant smokers. Fuck them all. Right in the ass.

USE YOUR GODAMN ASHTRAY!

mangell6
20th June 2005, 09:46
Think first Most people don't

scumdog
20th June 2005, 09:54
I was watching her, definately wasn't an accident. Even if it was, there's no excuse for littering. Gah, ignorant smokers. Fuck them all. Right in the ass.

USE YOUR GODAMN ASHTRAY!

Probably you won't see that car again but I know of a similar incident involving somebody :whistle: who retaliated by picking up a pie bag full of dog-ends he found in the car-park and scattered them liberally over and IN the offending vehicle and left a suitable note in case the object of that 'mature' effort was missed on the driver!!

Devil
20th June 2005, 09:57
Probably you won't see that car again but I know of a similar incident involving somebody :whistle: who retaliated by picking up a pie bag full of dog-ends he found in the car-park and scattered them liberally over and IN the offending vehicle and left a suitable note in case the object of that 'mature' effort was missed on the driver!!
What shitty thing to do. *badoom psh*. Sorry, couldnt help it. :rofl:

vifferman
20th June 2005, 09:59
What shitty thing to do. *badoom psh*. Sorry, couldnt help it. :rofl:
Ah... dog ends, not dog poop.
Y'know - they're discarded cigarette butts.

Devil
20th June 2005, 10:02
Ah... dog ends, not dog poop.
Y'know - they're discarded cigarette butts.
:(
Im not up with the lingo...fo' shizzle

Coldkiwi
20th June 2005, 12:34
Hey, i've been there too mate, but the sheer number of filthy smokers that throw their cigarette butts out the window makes it reasonabel odds that it was an accident. Maybe she's malicious... but probably just arrogant and thoughtless

Bartman10
20th June 2005, 13:12
Once I was doing a similar lane splitting thing and some one dropped a beer bottle in front of me. I'm sure it was deliberate. I stopped, picked it up and threw it back through the window. The guy was about to jump out of the car and start a fight, when they realised that I was riding with about 6 other guys. That's when he started apologising profusely, saying it was all a misunderstanding. Farrken wimpy cage drivers, if he was looking for a fight why didn't he take all six of us on.

wkid_one
20th June 2005, 13:16
Cruising my way into work this morning on the northern, doing my usual gentle lane split (Only 10-15km/h faster than the traffic and only up to 50 km/h) minding my own business, I was abruptly shaken from my content state by a @#$!ing tart waiting till I came past then throwing her cigarette out at me. RAAAAAARRRRG! I said.
:weird:

Right so she was illegally littering, and you were illegally overtaking - your point? Ever stopped to think for a minute that she may have taken your rego down for lane splitting?

Devil
20th June 2005, 13:28
Right so she was illegally littering, and you were illegally overtaking - your point? Ever stopped to think for a minute that she may have taken your rego down for lane splitting?
Illegally overtaking. Uh-oh, that can of worms again. Not even going to start on it.
So because I just happened to be there, that makes it ok for her to 1) litter 2) flick hot ash into my eyes/nose/mouth/jacket/pants/fueltank?

Nice logic there.

Take my rego for splitting? She can do what she likes. Couldnt care less mate.

wkid_one
20th June 2005, 13:37
HAHAH - Your logic is much better!!!! In the eyes of the law littering is a hell of a lot less than careless use of a motor vehicle. Funny how you can just rationalise away your 'crime' and focus on hers!

You are assuming she knew you were there - had you been riding the bike legally - there would have been no issue. Just pointing out the one eyed nature of your comments is all.....funny how the cage driver is in the wrong yet you are supposedly perfectly okay? strange.

Why don't you go to the police with her rego if you feel so strongly about it?? Or better yet, give me your address and I will post you twenty cents to call someone who gives a fuck

Devil
20th June 2005, 13:42
You are assuming she knew you were there - had you been riding the bike legally - there would have been no issue. Just pointing out the one eyed nature of your comments is all.....funny how the cage driver is in the wrong yet you are supposedly perfectly okay? strange.

Why don't you go to the police with her rego if you feel so strongly about it??
Wait wait wait. I think you've just conveniently ignored what I just said. So it's ok for her to biff her stinking butt out the window, especially if it's into the path of someone who is doing something contentious (cant think of a better word right now).

The legal aspects of my road position have been of course discussed to wits end here, there and everywhere and dont need to be brought up again.

So what about the times when i've been following a car completely legally and these ignorant bastards biff their butts out the window. If they dont know i'm there they shouldnt be on the road. Its a licencing requirement that you check your mirrors at x interval.

edit: Bah @ your edits, give me a minute man!

Lou Girardin
20th June 2005, 13:43
Were you there Wkid?
How the hell do you know that he was committing an offence?
Try keeping to the facts.

wkid_one
20th June 2005, 13:43
Yes - They should know you are lane splitting illegally - dumbarse!

And for Lou


doing my usual gentle lane split (Only 10-15km/h faster than the traffic and only up to 50 km/h) minding my own business,

Devil
20th June 2005, 13:47
You are assuming she knew you were there - had you been riding the bike legally - there would have been no issue. Just pointing out the one eyed nature of your comments is all.....funny how the cage driver is in the wrong yet you are supposedly perfectly okay? strange.
She knew I was there. Its not an assumption.


Why don't you go to the police with her rego if you feel so strongly about it??
As I stated in my first post, I mentioned I would write a letter to the person. Stating this displays that I do not see it worthy of wasting police time.

Or better yet, give me your address and I will post you twenty cents to call someone who gives a fuck
Oh deary me. I posted on the intarweb and it wasn't worthy of you.
I apologise profusely.

crazylittleshit
20th June 2005, 13:49
just a nasty Letter. Id be getting an Axe :mad:

NC
20th June 2005, 13:49
Yeah, I know what you mean dude... I have had one land in my lap.. thought he misplaced it so I put it back in the window when I went past... :)

Just collect mass quanities of ciggy butts and cake the whole lawn in them one night :)

NC
20th June 2005, 13:51
Why don't you go to the police with her rego if you feel so strongly about it?? Or better yet, give me your address and I will post you twenty cents to call someone who gives a fuck
:oi-grr: You're a bitch

wkid_one
20th June 2005, 13:52
:oi-grr: You're a bitch

I Try.........I really do

NC
20th June 2005, 13:53
I Try.........I really do
:clap: You know why

Ixion
20th June 2005, 14:41
Illegally overtaking. Uh-oh, that can of worms again. Not even going to start on it.
So because I just happened to be there, that makes it ok for her to 1) litter 2) flick hot ash into my eyes/nose/mouth/jacket/pants/fueltank?

Nice logic there.

Take my rego for splitting? She can do what she likes. Couldnt care less mate.


I had people (and oddly it seems to be more a woman thing) quite deliberately toss fag ends (lighted still) at me when I've been totally legally riding alongside them in the next lane.. And then giggle at how clever they are.

Devil
20th June 2005, 14:50
I had people (and oddly it seems to be more a woman thing) quite deliberately toss fag ends (lighted still) at me when I've been totally legally riding alongside them in the next lane.. And then giggle at how clever they are.
Dare I prod at another topic and presume that its because there are more female smokers than men. Should I take it further... is a smoker more likely to be a litterer (woo! new word!) than a non-smoker. I'd love to see results of that.

If no-one's picked it up by now, I really, really REALLY hate smoke, smoking, smoking related litter, litter in general and general ignorance.

vifferman
20th June 2005, 14:52
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Oh deary me. I posted on the intarweb and it wasn't worthy of you.
I apologise profusely.
No, don't bother.
I think it's just PMS from too much time away from bikes. :Pokey:
Although that begs the question of why he's on Kiwi Biker....
A site for all New Zealand motorcyslists... including those who aren't motorcyclists, I guess... :whistle:

vifferman
20th June 2005, 14:53
If no-one's picked it up by now, I really, really REALLY hate smoke, smoking, smoking related litter, litter in general and general ignorance.
And you'd really, really, REALLY hate it if one landed in your lap, and set fire to your seat, your pants, or your jacket.
Or came in through the visor of your helmet...

Devil
20th June 2005, 14:55
And you'd really, really, REALLY hate it if one landed in your lap, and set fir to your seat, your pants, or your jacket.
Or came in through the viosr of your helmet...
Yers, im quite glad this mornings one just bounced off (I think!). I couldnt find any sign of it afterwards. Bah @ trying to look at your front when you've got a full face helmet on!

Ixion
20th June 2005, 14:58
Dare I prod at another topic and presume that its because there are more female smokers than men. Should I take it further... is a smoker more likely to be a litterer (woo! new word!) than a non-smoker. I'd love to see results of that.

Could be.....

wkid_one
20th June 2005, 15:21
No, don't bother.
I think it's just PMS from too much time away from bikes. :Pokey:
Although that begs the question of why he's on Kiwi Biker....
A site for all New Zealand motorcyslists... including those who aren't motorcyclists, I guess... :whistle:

Who said ' stick to the facts?'

wkid_one
20th June 2005, 15:22
I had people (and oddly it seems to be more a woman thing) quite deliberately toss fag ends (lighted still) at me when I've been totally legally riding alongside them in the next lane.. And then giggle at how clever they are.

Yeah they are real clever - coz at even 50kph - they have fuck all show of hitting you.

vifferman
20th June 2005, 15:42
Who said ' stick to the facts?'
Umm... I think Lou said "try keeping to the facts".

wkid_one
20th June 2005, 15:52
Points to that man

Bonez
20th June 2005, 17:33
Cruising my way into work this morning on the northern, doing my usual gentle lane split (Only 10-15km/h faster than the traffic and only up to 50 km/h) minding my own business, I was abruptly shaken from my content state by a @#$!ing tart waiting till I came past then throwing her cigarette out at me. RAAAAAARRRRG! I said. Pulled infront of her and came to a complete stop, glaring at her. At which point she had a facial expression somewhat akin to that of the realisation that it wasnt just gas, it was.... DIARRHOEA!

So you fat ignorant pig in your red subaru impreza rego BLN793. When I can make it to the post shop, you may just be getting a letter regarding my displeasure with your actions!

note: If anyone would like to speed up the process and pm the details, that would be mean not having to wait till the weekend.

:weird:
GET OVER IT!!!!!!

Ixion
20th June 2005, 17:39
You really really want to get even with cagers who stuff you round ?

Get a little water pistol from a toy shop /Warehouse. Little one, mine fits in the palm of my hand.

Make sure its got a good large trigger that you can squeeze with gloves on (actually, thinking about it, a squeeze bottle would probably work too ).

Fill it with piss.

Carry it in an accessible place whilst riding.

When pissed off take careful aim and fire.

Just pick your targets carefully and don't blame me if it goes horribly lavender.

DingDong
20th June 2005, 17:43
ignorant smokers. Fuck them all. Right in the ass.

Not all smokers are ignorant (just that fat bitch), you can try to fuck me in the arse... but Im a big bugger and wont stand for that kinda thing.

Just being cheeky... it's all good (not the arse thing) :nono:

Jackrat
20th June 2005, 19:03
Cruising my way into work this morning on the northern, doing my usual gentle lane split (Only 10-15km/h faster than the traffic and only up to 50 km/h) minding my own business, I was abruptly shaken from my content state by a @#$!ing tart waiting till I came past then throwing her cigarette out at me. RAAAAAARRRRG! I said. Pulled infront of her and came to a complete stop, glaring at her. At which point she had a facial expression somewhat akin to that of the realisation that it wasnt just gas, it was.... DIARRHOEA!

So you fat ignorant pig in your red subaru impreza rego BLN793. When I can make it to the post shop, you may just be getting a letter regarding my displeasure with your actions!

note: If anyone would like to speed up the process and pm the details, that would be mean not having to wait till the weekend.

:weird:

Why write a letter,why not just rock up to her front door an tell her the same dribble you've just inflicted on us.
If you don't have the balls to do it the stand up way,don't waste your time letter writing.That's just telling her how gutless you are.Plus she's just vas likly to take it out on the next rider she comes across.
I guess you must feel a real hero, threatening a lone woman for a silly mistake huh.Bet you don't have the nuts to do it up front but. :no:

XTC
20th June 2005, 19:11
You really really want to get even with cagers who stuff you round ?

Get a little water pistol from a toy shop /Warehouse. Little one, mine fits in the palm of my hand.

Make sure its got a good large trigger that you can squeeze with gloves on (actually, thinking about it, a squeeze bottle would probably work too ).

Fill it with piss.

Carry it in an accessible place whilst riding.

When pissed off take careful aim and fire.

Just pick your targets carefully and don't blame me if it goes horribly lavender.


Note to self..... Never piss Ixion off! :rofl:

Bonez
20th June 2005, 19:36
Why write a letter,why not just rock up to her front door an tell her the same dribble you've just inflicted on us.
If you don't have the balls to do it the stand up way,don't waste your time letter writing.That's just telling her how gutless you are.Plus she's just vas likly to take it out on the next rider she comes across.
I guess you must feel a real hero, threatening a lone woman for a silly mistake huh.Bet you don't have the nuts to do it up front but. :no:I think the term lible comes to mind in this situation. Could be wrong..............

Lou Girardin
20th June 2005, 20:49
And for Lou

Thank you Wkid. Now tell me, where's the offence?

PS Got a bike yet?

Estrella
20th June 2005, 21:18
Cruising my way into work this morning on the northern, doing my usual gentle lane split (Only 10-15km/h faster than the traffic and only up to 50 km/h) minding my own business, I was abruptly shaken from my content state by a @#$!ing tart waiting till I came past then throwing her cigarette out at me. RAAAAAARRRRG! I said. Pulled infront of her and came to a complete stop, glaring at her. At which point she had a facial expression somewhat akin to that of the realisation that it wasnt just gas, it was.... DIARRHOEA!

So you fat ignorant pig in your red subaru impreza rego BLN793. When I can make it to the post shop, you may just be getting a letter regarding my displeasure with your actions!

note: If anyone would like to speed up the process and pm the details, that would be mean not having to wait till the weekend.

:weird:
How brave, you post her details on this thread while you hide behind anonymity!
Realise that people do stupid things on the road, so get used to it and don't take it so personaly.

Pixie
21st June 2005, 00:44
Once I was doing a similar lane splitting thing and some one dropped a beer bottle in front of me. I'm sure it was deliberate. I stopped, picked it up and threw it back through the window. The guy was about to jump out of the car and start a fight, when they realised that I was riding with about 6 other guys. That's when he started apologising profusely, saying it was all a misunderstanding. Farrken wimpy cage drivers, if he was looking for a fight why didn't he take all six of us on.
Or save everyone the trouble and beat himself up :devil2:

PS It's called a "withering stare" Fred gassit bought some withering stare glasses,but they don't work on dogs or fish.

wkid_one
21st June 2005, 07:09
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bonez
21st June 2005, 07:17
Yeah they are real clever - coz at even 50kph - they have fuck all show of hitting you.
Having personnal experience of being t-boned by a car in a 50k area, suffering leg injuries as a result, you are talking shit...........

Devil
21st June 2005, 08:09
Why write a letter,why not just rock up to her front door an tell her the same dribble you've just inflicted on us.
If you don't have the balls to do it the stand up way,don't waste your time letter writing.That's just telling her how gutless you are.Plus she's just vas likly to take it out on the next rider she comes across.
I guess you must feel a real hero, threatening a lone woman for a silly mistake huh.Bet you don't have the nuts to do it up front but. :no:
Why go off at her in person. How do you think she'd react to a pissed off biker at her front door. I'd probably get locked up.

Gutless? Gutless because I can deal with things without getting in someones face? Grab a tui mate.

Devil
21st June 2005, 08:13
How brave, you post her details on this thread while you hide behind anonymity!

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. Any Joe Bloggs can get anyones details. Hiding behind anonymity my ass! It wouldnt take anyone long to be able to find my personal details on here.

Did I go and directly post her name and address? No. I didnt. (I wouldn't, either)

Devil
21st June 2005, 08:15
Not all smokers are ignorant (just that fat bitch), you can try to fuck me in the arse... but Im a big bugger and wont stand for that kinda thing.

Just being cheeky... it's all good (not the arse thing) :nono:
Heh, was actually meaning the ignorant smokers, uhm, not implying that all smokers are ignorant.

My bad. :drinkup:

Lou Girardin
21st June 2005, 08:17
It would save a lot of angst on the site if people would READ THE WHOLE POST, not just take whatever meaning first pops into their heads.
Better still, read it twice.

wkid_one
21st June 2005, 20:08
Having personnal experience of being t-boned by a car in a 50k area, suffering leg injuries as a result, you are talking shit...........

That would be relevant if I wasn't talking about someone throwing a cigarette butt at you - get someone to read the fucken posts to you you idiot - as you obviously can't read them yourself

Bonez
22nd June 2005, 07:03
That would be relevant if I wasn't talking about someone throwing a cigarette butt at you - get someone to read the fucken posts to you you idiot - as you obviously can't read them yourself
Thank you for the correction. Got a m/c yet?

wkid_one
22nd June 2005, 07:10
Thank you for the correction. Got a m/c yet?

Yup - but it leaves home in 2 weeks :crybaby: :cry: :crybaby: :cry:

Bonez
22nd June 2005, 07:15
Yup - but it leaves home in 2 weeks :crybaby: :cry: :crybaby: :cry:At least you're not going to be subjected to ciggy tossing, female cage drivers.............. :devil2: