ELECTION - Who are You Gonna Vote?

[Fart]

Lets have a KB poll to see which bunch of idiots gonna running our country.

Go on, dont be afraid to vote. Let your fingers do all the working. Unless you have a smelly finger, then wash it first. :Punk:

[NC]

I always vote the GREEN party.. I have my errr..ahem :whistle: Reasons

[Biff]

I wont vote, that way I can moan about whoever gets into power.
But if I did it'd be the greens. From what I see of the rest, they're all prats, with labour being the least pratish by a gnats pube.

Not that I'm allowed to vote.

I really, really don't like politicians.

[John]

Jewish Communist Alliance - For a Better Nation, tommorrow.

[Ixion]

Hey. Your poll options don't include Communist

Typical bourgeois lickspittle running dog of the capitalist imperialist warlord trick !

[NC]

I really, really don't like politicians.
Same *shudders*

[crazylittleshit]

this country's in shit if National (front) gets in.

[crazylittleshit]

Jewish Communist Alliance - For a Better Nation, tommorrow.
Look at Mr melons profile pic............ :rofl:

[GSVR]

I always vote the GREEN party.. I have my errr..ahem :whistle: Reasons

You like Nandors Hemp shop products?

[GSVR]

Why don't I see Bishop John's Destiny Party in the poll? He rides a bike vote for him.

[NC]

Why don't I see Bishop John's Destiny Party in the poll? He rides a bike vote for him.
I thought he was pope now?

[Motu]

It's a pity there isn't a Communist Party these days - that was always my consiunce vote,and you could see it counted on election night.I will probably do some hippy thing cause that's what I am,for my party vote I will do whatever is necessary to keep Don Brash out of power....I don't trust him,he's slimier than a christian,him and Winstone need to be kept away from power...danger,danger...

[k14]

go NZ first, clean this country up and ship all the immigrants back home.

[GSVR]

I thought he was pope now?

Gezz the guys so cool I can't even remember his first name :weird: BRIAN

One day they will make a movie about him.

The life of Brian

[StoneChucker]

go NZ first, clean this country up and ship all the immigrants back home.
How about you qualify that with "who don't work and/or live off the government"........... :nono:

[Jamezo]

where's the NZ Communist Party when you really need it?

failing that, the Greens I have noticed to be rather intelligent and progressive (even though ironically this doesn't always seem to apply to their environmental policy)

I do hope Brash doesn't get in and start fiddling with things. oh noes! a sensible budget! whatever shall we do!?!!? quick, lets cut corporate taxes and grow mullets!

"MY WIFE IS SINGAPOREAN!!!!!111"

[Fart]

go NZ first, clean this country up and ship all the immigrants back home.

We are all immigrants in NZ. So, you should be first to get shipped home back to where your great granddad came from. :weird:



I always vote the GREEN party.. I have my errr..ahem :whistle: Reasons

Me like Green too. My preference for a political party is abit like the weather. It changes and shifts constantly.

[pyrocam]

what ever did happen to the porridge eating kilt wearing dudes.

I voted for them back in my first days.
and ALCP
I still got some of their promo stickers from when I was doing 'un-official' work for them.

NC, you will like these guys.

[Lee Rusty]

forgot the republicans

[Coyote]

Communism killed the dinosaurs!

[Indiana_Jones]

To find out the backgorund of this election, please see:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=13428

-Indy

[SPman]

Bonny Prince Jeffy, I say!
Where is he when you need him

No Values!
No Progressive Greens.!
The greens are too green!
Feck! - whats a swinging voter to do?

Helen? :brick:

[James Deuce]

Bonny Prince Jeffy, I say!
Where is he when you need him

No Values!
No Progressive Greens.!
The greens are too green!
Feck! - whats a swinging voter to do?

Helen? :brick:

He has the right of it.

What to do?

What to do?

[Jamezo]

He has the right of it.

What to do?

What to do?

throw caution to the wind and vote Destiny NZ.

when Senõr Tamaki gets in, he's going to push through a bill that will let him levitate and shoot lasers out of his eyes.

[Indiana_Jones]

throw caution to the wind and vote Destiny NZ.

when Senõr Tamaki gets in, he's going to push through a bill that will let him levitate and shoot lasers out of his eyes.

aahahahahaha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
classic, rep ur way :clap:

And he will become the new Emporer :D

-Indy

[Jackrat]

go NZ first, clean this country up and ship all the immigrants back home.

Bit harsh mate,we need GOOD immigrants.
Their not all bad an we all come from somewhere,or our ancestors did.
BTW,I'm labour all the way,there's more to it than just Helen,not that I think shes that bad anyway.

[Dafe]

This country will become little China in no time with Labour at the helm.
Anybody notice how John Howard now completely ignores Helen Clarke and will not liase with her. Simply because John Howard thinks Helen Clarke is FOS! and so do I!
John Howard knows more about politics than any sucker in New Zealand!

[Dafe]

GOOD Immigrants aye? Under National we had alot of British Immigrants, under Labour we have untold Asians, Somalians and Refugees.
I go to work everyday to pay for their live at home lifestyles.
Admittedly the Asians work hard, problem with Asians is they're so competitive where money is concerned that they actually promote longer working hours with low pay rates. Thats the Asian way which is reflecting on the New Zealand workers - Workers Unions etc are history due to this sort of new approach. With labour continuing, this will become stronger and stronger.
Helen Clarke is camping out on Asias doorsteps, she's frequently visiting Asdian countries and she is infact damaging a wonderful european lifestyle that all kiwis enjoy. Clarke is promoting hardworkers, peanuts for pay and she promotes far too many benefits!
Go National, they're our only hope for preventing our Lesbian leader from Farking the country good and proper.
Just ask yourselves..... Why is US relationships at such an all time low? Why will John Howard not associate with helen Clarke? Why is European countries associations falling apart? Because we associate primarily with China now!
Trade is China, Negotiation is China! We're becoming farking communist!!!
OPEN YOUR EYES!




Bit harsh mate,we need GOOD immigrants.
Their not all bad an we all come from somewhere,or our ancestors did.
BTW,I'm labour all the way,there's more to it than just Helen,not that I think shes that bad anyway.

[Indiana_Jones]

right on DAFE :yes:

-Indy

[Skyryder]

My lots not there. Hell I love em all. Some more than others. Just glad I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Skyryder

[Indiana_Jones]

Or north Korea :no:

-Indy

[Roadrash]

Why don't I see Bishop John's Destiny Party in the poll? He rides a bike vote for him.
I think i might make myself a pope too.
who wants to come and give me $70 to see me make myself a pope??
I don't think i'll be voting for that dick
maybe the Greens or Labour i feel
:Punk:

[NC]

what ever did happen to the porridge eating kilt wearing dudes.

I voted for them back in my first days.
and ALCP
I still got some of their promo stickers from when I was doing 'un-official' work for them.

NC, you will like these guys.
Hey, I heard they got in one year.

[DingDong]

start a "dont give a shit party", they'll come in 2nd place.

Things are going good for me under the labour party... for now, would be better If I was running things :clap:

[mangell6]

Why would a government want to have an additional 300,000 people reliant on the state, as the current government did in their previous budget.

Requires the ordinary worker to pay more in taxes to support them,

[Jamezo]

GOOD Immigrants aye? Under National we had alot of British Immigrants, under Labour we have untold Asians, Somalians and Refugees.
I go to work everyday to pay for their live at home lifestyles.
Admittedly the Asians work hard, problem with Asians is they're so competitive where money is concerned that they actually promote longer working hours with low pay rates. Thats the Asian way which is reflecting on the New Zealand workers - Workers Unions etc are history due to this sort of new approach. With labour continuing, this will become stronger and stronger.
Helen Clarke is camping out on Asias doorsteps, she's frequently visiting Asdian countries and she is infact damaging a wonderful european lifestyle that all kiwis enjoy. Clarke is promoting hardworkers, peanuts for pay and she promotes far too many benefits!
Go National, they're our only hope for preventing our Lesbian leader from Farking the country good and proper.
Just ask yourselves..... Why is US relationships at such an all time low? Why will John Howard not associate with helen Clarke? Why is European countries associations falling apart? Because we associate primarily with China now!
Trade is China, Negotiation is China! We're becoming farking communist!!!
OPEN YOUR EYES!

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

so trade with china is turning us into a communist state?

are we not selling them our produce, and letting them do the slave labour making dildos and pennywhistles for 60 cents an hour?

I'm trying to make some sense out of this rabble of vague anti-Labour sentiment, but some edjumacation might be in order.

lets see: is reduced trade and negotiating with the US the result of "our Lesbian leader" having some kind of hatred for relations with white countries, or could it perhaps be down to the effects of the highly protectionist US agriculture and trade policy?

Helen Clark is now promoting excessive hard work through making us compete with tireless asian immigrants? I always thought she promoted slacking off on the dole. is it that suprising that none of this holds up to even cursory analysis?

I do think we are getting too many Somalians though. and those Refugees?!? they can ship themselves back to Refugeenia, we wouldn't want our nice Aryan genes corrupted with the lesser Poles or Slavs.

I'm not entirely sure where I'm heading with this now, as I'm writing offline and have plenty of time to kill. perhaps I should start to pen my autobiography, Jamezo: Treachery On The High Seas, And Other Children's Games

[Ixion]

Communism killed the dinosaurs!

WE DID NOT. It was a bourgeois capitalist imperialist trick!

[JohnBoy]

im an ex labour voter but now sick of uncle Helen and her minions :weird: .

time for a change i think, either way we an't gonna be happy who gets in.
i hope that thier is a clear winner and we dont end up like the states and have to take it through the courts.

[Jackrat]

GOOD Immigrants aye? Under National we had alot of British Immigrants, under Labour we have untold Asians, Somalians and Refugees.
I go to work everyday to pay for their live at home lifestyles.
Admittedly the Asians work hard, problem with Asians is they're so competitive where money is concerned that they actually promote longer working hours with low pay rates. Thats the Asian way which is reflecting on the New Zealand workers - Workers Unions etc are history due to this sort of new approach. With labour continuing, this will become stronger and stronger.
Helen Clarke is camping out on Asias doorsteps, she's frequently visiting Asdian countries and she is infact damaging a wonderful european lifestyle that all kiwis enjoy. Clarke is promoting hardworkers, peanuts for pay and she promotes far too many benefits!
Go National, they're our only hope for preventing our Lesbian leader from Farking the country good and proper.
Just ask yourselves..... Why is US relationships at such an all time low? Why will John Howard not associate with helen Clarke? Why is European countries associations falling apart? Because we associate primarily with China now!
Trade is China, Negotiation is China! We're becoming farking communist!!!
OPEN YOUR EYES!

YOU ride an Asian made motorcycle.
Clarke is not a lesbian.
The yanks have had a problem with NZ ever since they found out we couldn't be railroaded like Austraila shortly after WW2.
Peters is a chicken shit,all racisim is fear based.
YOU RIDE AN ASIAN MADE MOTORCYCLE.

[What?]

The really sad thing about elections is the way many vote against one party rather than for another. There is a current swing to National in spite of the obvious signs that Brash will make Birch look like Santa Claus if he gets in.

[Coyote]

WE DID NOT. It was a bourgeois capitalist imperialist trick!
You did so! I read it in a Simpsons comic

[Fart]

YOU ride an Asian made motorcycle.
Clarke is not a lesbian.
The yanks have had a problem with NZ ever since they found out we couldn't be railroaded like Austraila shortly after WW2.
Peters is a chicken shit,all racisim is fear based.
YOU RIDE AN ASIAN MADE MOTORCYCLE.

I totally agree with your statement. :clap:


No point aguing with dumbass racist uneducated dipshits. Enuf said.

[ajturbo]

I thought he was pope now?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :puke:
na.. he has skipped that leavel and onto saint hood

just think .. the next step after that is god !
now we all know that god rides xj's... so i'm not sure how he will handle this guy on the hog.:no:

[myvice]

Start my own party,
The Total Indifference Party...
Give me 50k a year and do what you want, dont care, not now, not ever.
Total re-vamp of the laws:
Dont nick things or we will let your victims deal with you.
Dont kill people or hurt people or we will let their families deal with you.
You can sort the rest out caus I'm off riding or something.
Vote For Me! I Dont Give A Toss!

[Pixie]

This country will become little China in no time with Labour at the helm.
Anybody notice how John Howard now completely ignores Helen Clarke and will not liase with her. Simply because John Howard thinks Helen Clarke is FOS! and so do I!
John Howard knows more about politics than any sucker in New Zealand!
Howard ignores The Hagg because his doctor was worried he was having to take too many anti-nausea drugs every time he met with her. :puke:

PS there's a great pic of the old sour puss on the cover of the latest listener,
Not smiling any more,are we snaggletooth? :devil2:

[Hitcher]

Given that the Alliance is a defunct political entity, it is encouraging to note that nobody plans to vote for them...

[Lias]

Wheres the option for the Direct Democracy Party ay?
http://www.directdemocracy.co.nz/

With ACT sounding its death knell, and National so far towards the center that they mayswell call themselves lefties, the DDP is the only possible choice for the far right.

Given how well Kyle Chapman polled in the Christchurch mayoral elections, and the resurgence of right wing politics both in NZ and internationally it's not outside the realm of possabilities that the DDP will make it into parliament.

Think of the amount of press coverage the National Front has received in NZ in the last year, internationally Austria's government is a far right nationalist government, and the German NPD party won widespread support recently in federal elections. Whilst they are not "far right", Howard & Bush both comfortably won their national elections. Howard won by a landslide in no small part because of his excellent stand against illegal immigrants.

At any rate the DDP will be getting my party vote.

[ManDownUnder]

Given that the Alliance is a defunct political entity, it is encouraging to note that nobody plans to vote for them...

Kind of ironic they have no Allies really...

[campbellluke]

Labour party.

[Sutage]

im hoping i can vote, i turn 18 next august so i dunno
dafe your comments are good but are still biased towards a certain 'minority' of the asian minority, most if not all are hardworking, and many of them speak english perfectly, me and a friend yesterday went to the park after getting food and went to sit by this lake thing, its in a 'housing community'? i dunno term but we decided yesterday thats the correct term, its made up of asian people pretty mch 100% but the place was nice, it wasnt like a ghetto or a slum but real nice and flash still, most of em had nice cars and the best was its quiet, it seemed really cool, the kids playing were speaking perfect english, perfect+ not even accented really, so sure maybe 'this generation' may not fit perfectly in at first.. ask yourself did any pioneer dudes ever, in history feel at home? shit no man they fought each other with sticks and shit but now we can learn form that and just accept them, let them accept us kinda thing, and pretty soon i reckon we'll have a decent country, maybe even the greens will be in charge when we realise what we are doing to everything around us everytime we do pretty much anything which is why i came here like 5 minutes ago to say the greens are the way to go, this election will have to decide like who they co-alliation(sp?+) party with, assuming they even get 5% so anyone whos like 'man my vote wont count for shit, ill waste it if i go greens' just be like, man theres 100000s of people voting for labour/national bla just be like yep greens, wicked, hope to see u there :grouphug:

[Wolf]

I'm formiong my own political party - shouldn't cost any more than the registration costs. Why?

Party colour Black, official font bold sanserif all caps, name "NO CONFIDENCE"

When voters go to the poll and look at the party list and see

NO CONFIDENCE

they will feel relieved at finally being able to democratically express their opinion of all the wankers in parliament and put their tick in the box.

See? No need to campaign at all - the other parties are my best advertisement...

[Hitcher]

I'm formiong my own political party - shouldn't cost any more than the registration costs. Why?

Party colour Black, official font bold sanserif all caps, name "NO CONFIDENCE"

When voters go to the poll and look at the party list and see

NO CONFIDENCE

they will feel relieved at finally being able to democratically express their opinion of all the wankers in parliament and put their tick in the box.

See? No need to campaign at all - the other parties are my best advertisement...
A cunning plan. But I suspect that the Electoral Registrar has already thought of such ploys.

Another option could be to change your name by deed poll to Robert Muldoon. There is still a considerable body of support out there for this old socialist, some of whom may not have noted his unfortunate demise some years ago...

[SPman]

What!
Rob, the Goblin.....DEAD!

When did that happen........


who am I going to vote for now.....

[onearmedbandit]

He's not dead, just waiting for his second coming...

(no offence intended to religous types either.)

[Ramius]

An old wise man, or woman, lets say, person, once told me to never talk about politics or religion. Well, we have religious ravings, so direct to you, we have Politics - What we love, what we hate..

So, who has the better policies? Who deserves that vote? Which party is going to give you the most benefits? Who is the biggest liar? & MMP or FPTP?

Have your say...

[MSTRS]

The words 'head' & 'lion's mouth' spring to mind

[Jantar]

i'm still an undecided this election, but just for the record, What party is Hitcher standing for? :whistle:

[placidfemme]

*likes Labour*

[Ixion]

:Oi: Where's the Communist party ?

Good thing we don't rely on voting, isn't it.

Come the revolution you'll have some explaining to do, comrade.

See, another incidental benefit of making me Supreme Dictator. No more of these polls.

[Ramius]

:Oi: Where's the Communist party ?

Good thing we don't rely on voting, isn't it.

Come the revolution you'll have some explaining to do, comrade.

See, another incidental benefit of making me Supreme Dictator. No more of these polls.

Yes. Yes indeed.
Good ol' Peters should make things interesting. But, like all other political parties, each has some good, and some bullshit. More so with Labour and their 'no interest on student loans' crap. Sorry guys, to fund this, petrol prices are going up again, and so are levies on EVERYTHING.

Reduce the taxes that Motorcyclists face as they are only a minority on the road, and penalise the gas and road gusslers. I don't quite know what a road gussler is, but hell, it sounds good.
Reduce government employees tax to NOTHING! And then, I will be one very happy camper. :weird:

[Ramius]

See, I did a search to see if there was already a forum with the elections, and what a bugger, I missed it...poo to me.

[Zookey]

No mention of the Mc.Gillacuddy Serious party some serious bikers in that lot :whocares:

[yungatart]

Looking at the poll, I predict a coalition of National and those constipated ones frrom the "don't give a shit party". My question is - how much is that actually going to change what we currently have ?