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Fatt Max
10th February 2011, 07:39
Yes indeed folks,

The Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club has finally launched and lunched. It was a grand opening (and I am not refering to any girls of the Playboy Mansion when I say that) and by all accounts a gastronomic success.

There are piccies and all sorts in the FBMC social group on this website, feel free to go have a butchers.

And, seeing as I is a fat bastard, I have attached issue 1 of the FBMC newsletter 'Eat The Road' for you to either read or use as bog paper ( I am told it is soft and very absorbent).

Anyways, enough of my shite, have a great day


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Edbear
10th February 2011, 07:47
Issue 1 must be pretty fat! It's stalled at 99% downloaded... :bye:
Fatt Max
10th February 2011, 07:49
Issue 1 must be pretty fat! It's stalled at 99% downloaded... :bye:

Same as meeself, dunno about that mate its only 3 pages, pm me an email address and I will flick you a copy
Usarka
10th February 2011, 07:57
Lol at Pie-Tro Circus :lol:
Fatt Max
10th February 2011, 08:08
Lol at Pie-Tro Circus :lol:

You are more than welcome to join us on the day and go pie jumping in yer undies mate...
Usarka
10th February 2011, 08:28
You are more than welcome to join us on the day and go pie jumping in yer undies mate...

Every time I eat one pie I double my weight. I'd be the antithesis of a fat biker!

Why would you jump those valuable pies? Someone might land on one????!
Fatt Max
10th February 2011, 08:34
Every time I eat one pie I double my weight. I'd be the antithesis of a fat biker!

Why would you jump those valuable pies? Someone might land on one????!

Be assured my friend, NOTHING food wise is wasted at a FBMC gig...
admenk
10th February 2011, 11:32
Sorry I couldn't attend, I was 'avin me dinner.....proper sausages in giant yorkshire puds, with mash and gravy.
ukusa
10th February 2011, 11:40
LOL, sounds like a fun mc. None of that serious bs!

Is there a weight restriction to join?
Is seniority based on the fatter you are? Eat more pies, rise up the ranks!
Fatt Max
10th February 2011, 12:09
Sorry I couldn't attend, I was 'avin me dinner.....proper sausages in giant yorkshire puds, with mash and gravy.

Ooooh, now that has given me a lard on and no mistake....
SpankMe
28th February 2011, 09:32
Can fat pillions join?
Smifffy
28th February 2011, 09:47
Can fat pillions join?

Probably the only way the squid can keep the back down when stopping at the lights.