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oldrider
11th February 2011, 07:22
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says,

"Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous why are you committing suicide?"



"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......" :shit:
Maha
11th February 2011, 07:23
......it brings on many changes.
onearmedbandit
11th February 2011, 09:09
Dazza was driving his HQ ute across the Sydney Harbour Bridge when he saw Shazza, his old girlfriend, about to leap to her death. He stops the ute, gets out and runs over to her. 'Shazza', yells Dazza, 'What are you doing'? Shazza looks up, recognises Dazz and yells back, 'Oh Dazza you got me pregnant so I'm going to jump off the bridge to kill myself'. Dazza looks back with a tear in his eye and yells back, 'Aww Shazz, not only are you a great root, but you're a good sport as well'.
Murray
11th February 2011, 09:14
Why does that straight away make me think of MASH!!! And Klinger!!
Maha
11th February 2011, 09:58
Why does that straight away make me think of MASH!!! And Klinger!!

Hence my post.
HQfiend
16th February 2011, 20:14
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous, why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"