A$$$hole bikers

[Magna83]

So went for a quick spin around the block to New World yesterday to pick up a few groceries. Decided not to put on a jacket as it was 24 degrees & the bike barely comes outta 2nd gear (only take the bike cos walkin up Majoribanks st with groceries is a killer).

Anyway, just as I was pulling away some scumbag junkie-looking biker on a run down TZR 250 says to a mate of his that just pulled up "What a homo, riding without a jacket ay". So I pulled the brakes, turned around and asked "Did you say something asshole"? To which he replied "wear a jacket mate". I said "not that its any of your business but I live round the corner" and left it at that.

Of course he is right, I should have been wearing a jacket but I was only around the corner and I could do without some scumbag passing judgement on me & waiting to make cowardly smart arse remarks just as Im pulling away.

Just wondering if anyone else has had some similar experiences with bikers being smart arse fucktards?

[yod]

and awaaaay we go.....

:corn:

[Maha]

How did he know you were a homo?.....:blink:

....and on the passing judgment thing....
''some scumbag junkie-looking biker on a run down TZR 250'' :facepalm:

[avgas]

Found something to put your next beer in.
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[Virago]

Just had a call from a mate in Wellington - he'd just seen some wanker riding without even a jacket.

He tried pointing out the folly of doing so, and just got a mouthful of attitude for his trouble.

Just wondering if anyone else has had some similar experiences with bikers being smart arse fucktards?

:innocent:

[Deano]

Just wondering if anyone else has had some similar experiences with bikers being smart arse fucktards?

Ever been on KB ? Oh, yeah :facepalm:

[scumdog]

but I was only around the corner and I could do without some scumbag passing judgement on me & waiting to make cowardly smart arse remarks just as Im pulling away.



Yeah, the asshole should of known you lived just around the corner.

Just like you KNEW you would never need that jacket on that trip eh....

[Smifffy]

Nice bikes them TZRs.

Did you slap him with your jandal?

[dogsnbikes]

and awaaaay we go.....

:corn:

Got a spare seat :corn: and :beer:

[DEATH_INC.]

How did he know you were a homo?.....:blink:

The tank badge gave it away.... :yes:

[avgas]

Did you slap him with your jandal?
Didn't you hear. He couldn't find the handle

[MSTRS]

Yeah, the asshole should of known you lived just around the corner.

Just like you KNEW you would never need that jacket on that trip eh....

Now now - drop the attitude. Everyone knows that most 'accidents' happen within 5kms of home - not 500m...:blink:

[pzkpfw]

Geez, I'm starting to think that we're all arseholes!

[avgas]

Geez, I'm starting to think that we're all arseholes!
Some of us a part dick too!

[Maha]

The tank badge gave it away.... :yes:

Thought it might have been the panty liner hanging out from his man skins.

[rustic101]

Geez, I'm starting to think that we're all arseholes!

I'm not an arsehole - but I've shagged a few...

[Magna83]

Haha these posts are hilarious! Trolls are out in force.

[Str8 Jacket]

Like, OMG TZR's are Oarsome!

[Swoop]

Just had a call from a mate in Wellington:innocent: Just wondering if anyone else has had some similar experiences with bikers being smart arse fucktards?

Odd. I've just had a call from a mate in Wellington and he'd just seen some rider wanking without even a jacket.

He tried pointing out the folly of doing so, and just got a mouthful of attitude for his trouble.

He didn't wave either!:shit:

[Cayman911]

I like riding naked. nothing like a flow of cool fresh air in certain areas

[MSTRS]

Haha these posts are hilarious! Trolls are out in force.

Trolls? Us? That you could even think such a thing.
Actually, I completely understand about the jacket-thing. As long as you had your chaps on, eh?

[avgas]

As long as you had your chaps on, eh?
Never leave home without it
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[phill-k]

I like riding naked. nothing like a flow of cool fresh air in certain areas

Especially if ya stand up on the pegs:gob:

[yod]

As long as you had your chaps on, eh?

...and man-tassles, never leave home without 'em!

[Latte]

Never leave home without it

Haha...8910

[Cayman911]

Especially if ya stand up on the pegs:gob:

And gotta remember the fluorescent flag i have to attach to the area cause it comes outwards form the bike so much

[Banditbandit]

Just wondering if anyone else has had some similar experiences with bikers being smart arse fucktards?

Yeah mate ... all bikers are arseholes ... they're human beings ain't they ???

(And yeah .. I ued to live in Majoriebanks Street ... didn't like walking home at all)

[Banditbandit]

I like riding naked. nothing like a flow of cool fresh air in certain areas

Tried peeing afterwards ???

[rustic101]

Trolls? Us? That you could even think such a thing.
Actually, I completely understand about the jacket-thing. As long as you had your chaps on, eh?

Did you mean these chaps?
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[oneofsix]

Did you mean these chaps?
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they are wearing helmits! :gob:

[rustic101]

they are wearing helmits! :gob:


I think the pillion is hiding his helmet :sick:

[MSTRS]

they are wearing helmits! :gob:

Of course! The Operation was routinely performed in those days...

[steve_t]

a mate [had] just seen some rider wanking without even a jacket.

He tried pointing out the folly of doing so, and just got a mouthful...

:sick::Pokey:

[Gremlin]

Wear a jacket... asshole.

[MSTRS]

Leather would be better. Arsehole doesn't make good jackets...

[imdying]

Meh, I would've taken my trainers off, stuffed them inside me fairing, and done the trip home barefoot.

Some retard asked me about the oil in my bike out at the track yesterday... I told him fucked if I care, they put that shit in at the shop don't they? Then caught some other wanker taking photos of his sprog on my bike... he was lucky it was mine and not my mates next to it, he'd have given him a (well earnt) kicking. Yeah I want your disgusting little spawn on my bike... not. Hundred bikes there and they choose mine, great...

[avgas]

Leather would be better. Arsehole doesn't make good jackets...
Nah I hear tight arseholes fit like gloves or something

[YellowDog]

If you're going to come off your bike on the way to the shops, 1st & 2nd gear is where it's going to happen.

More chance of coming off on the way to the shops than on a 20 km ride.

This thread needs to move to 'Jokes & Humour'.

[Cayman911]

Tried peeing afterwards ???

nah why wait till afterwards? may aswell do it at the time. refreshing mist

[SMOKEU]

Seriously, ATGATT. I always go ATGATT, even if I'm only going to a mates place 2km away. The one time I didn't go ATGATT I binned the bike and phucked myself up.

[Elysium]

You should have been wearing a jacket. :yes:

[Hans]

So went for a quick spin around the block to New World yesterday to pick up a few groceries. Decided not to put on a jacket as it was 24 degrees & the bike barely comes outta 2nd gear (only take the bike cos walkin up Majoribanks st with groceries is a killer).

Anyway, just as I was pulling away some scumbag junkie-looking biker on a run down TZR 250 says to a mate of his that just pulled up "What a homo, riding without a jacket ay". So I pulled the brakes, turned around and asked "Did you say something asshole"? To which he replied "wear a jacket mate". I said "not that its any of your business but I live round the corner" and left it at that.

Of course he is right, I should have been wearing a jacket but I was only around the corner and I could do without some scumbag passing judgement on me & waiting to make cowardly smart arse remarks just as Im pulling away.

Just wondering if anyone else has had some similar experiences with bikers being smart arse fucktards?

No. My first such experience would have to be this post of yours...

[Gubb]

How did he know you were a homo?.....:blink:]
He's on a Honda 250.

[Hans]

Did you mean these chaps?
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Gold. They seem to be riding a Jawa too.

[Usarka]

I'm so ATGATT that even my potatoes wear jackets.......

[Magna83]

No. My first such experience would have to be this post of yours...<br /><br />
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Very witty, well done! :)

[sil3nt]

So long as you pay your rego i don't give a shit what you wear!

[dipshit]

How did he know you were a homo?.....:blink:

He had this on instead...
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[Mom]

Geez, I'm starting to think that we're all arseholes!

At least you spelled it right...


Some of us a part dick too!

I am not a part dick...

[Virago]

At least you spelled it right...

Thank goodness someone's fixed the spelling in the thread title - it was missing a $...

[Sable]

Learn the difference between a 2 stroke and a 4 stroke Mr tshirt no gloves acidwash jeans pretend harley and iphone :bleh:

[Blob]

Learn the difference between a 2 stroke and a 4 stroke Mr tshirt no gloves acidwash jeans pretend harley and iphone :bleh:

Here you are, trying to be helpful to a fellow motorcyclist, trying to save his skin, literally and he goes and blows his nut.
Got a lot of skin for a smart cunt riding an FZR 1000 dont ya.

[Sable]

Here you are, trying to be helpful to a fellow motorcyclist, trying to save his skin, literally and he goes and blows his nut.
Got a lot of skin for a smart cunt riding an FZR 1000 dont ya.
I'm all about helping out my community, even if they are Irish hipsters.

[cs363]

Gold. They seem to be riding a Jawa too.

Hmmm, are you sure? It looks vaguely like a heavily disguised Magna VT250C :scratch:

[Brian d marge]

you dont want to do it like that mate...wear a jacket an all

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Stephen

[Magna83]

Thank goodness someone's fixed the spelling in the thread title - it was missing a $...

Are all your replies limited to smart remarks? It's a sad day for KB when they let angry little trolls be mods.
Go back to your cave troll! :yes:

[Grubber]

I've just read this whole thread and it appears that there is not one sensible answer.
Hmmmm. Just goes to show...some things just get what they deserve really.:yes:

[Owl]

some scumbag junkie-looking biker on a run down TZR 250 says to a mate of his that just pulled up "What a homo, riding without a jacket ay".

You could've karate chopped him in the throat and then asked where his neck brace was.:yes:

[Fatt Max]

So went for a quick spin around the block to New World yesterday to pick up a few groceries. Decided not to put on a jacket as it was 24 degrees & the bike barely comes outta 2nd gear (only take the bike cos walkin up Majoribanks st with groceries is a killer).

Anyway, just as I was pulling away some scumbag junkie-looking biker on a run down TZR 250 says to a mate of his that just pulled up "What a homo, riding without a jacket ay". So I pulled the brakes, turned around and asked "Did you say something asshole"? To which he replied "wear a jacket mate". I said "not that its any of your business but I live round the corner" and left it at that.

Of course he is right, I should have been wearing a jacket but I was only around the corner and I could do without some scumbag passing judgement on me & waiting to make cowardly smart arse remarks just as Im pulling away.

Just wondering if anyone else has had some similar experiences with bikers being smart arse fucktards?

I reckon the REAL version of this story is below....

So, I went for a quick spin around New World yesterday to pick up some Vaseline, ‘His & His’ KY and a box of Kleenex (for later). Decided not to put my jacket on because the guy at the end of my street is hot and I wanted him to see my toned abs.

Anyway, just as I was pulling myself off thinking about him, some spunkbag funky looking pikie on a run down bike (of some description) says to his boyfriend that had just pulled his pants up “Definitely a homo, riding around without a jacket”. So, I pulled up my pants and said “Did you say something about my asshole?” to which he replied “wear a johnnie mate, your getting jizz everywhere”, I said, not that its any of your business but I live around the corner, do you fancy it, no pressure…” and left it at that.

Of course he is right, I should have been wearing a jacket but I was only around the corner and was hoping the hot guy in my street would pay a visit. I did appreciate that some hornbag around the corner passed fluids on me, dressed as a cowboy and remarked on my arse just as I was pulling my pants up.

Just wondering if any one else has had some similar experiences with hot bikers smarting their way to an arse fuck?

[Nasty]

So went for a quick spin around the block to New World yesterday to pick up a few groceries. Decided not to put on a jacket as it was 24 degrees & the bike barely comes outta 2nd gear (only take the bike cos walkin up Majoribanks st with groceries is a killer).

Anyway, just as I was pulling away some scumbag junkie-looking biker on a run down TZR 250 says to a mate of his that just pulled up "What a homo, riding without a jacket ay". So I pulled the brakes, turned around and asked "Did you say something asshole"? To which he replied "wear a jacket mate". I said "not that its any of your business but I live round the corner" and left it at that.

Of course he is right, I should have been wearing a jacket but I was only around the corner and I could do without some scumbag passing judgement on me & waiting to make cowardly smart arse remarks just as Im pulling away.

Just wondering if anyone else has had some similar experiences with bikers being smart arse fucktards?

Glad I moved outta Wellington before I saw you .. cos you might call me a smart arse fucktard! ... mind you I don't really give a shit what you call me when I am thinking and mention something re your safety. Its more than likely I would be with friends and mention that you have not care for yourself - or your ability to write or ride in future or even care that you arms are gonna be fucked if you come off.

I know all about going around the corner for something. One of our managers went around the corner in Wellington rode up from Council to the BP and a white van man took him out ... he wasn't wearing his riding pants at the time and has huge scaring to prove it - he was pushed off the road into a glass and wire mesh box - and it shreded his leg and put him in a non-functional mode for a bit. So am I worried that you think of us as fucktards - not at all. You do realise the stats that most accidents occur something like within 5kms from home don't you?