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Maha
15th February 2011, 10:36
Just got a text from a random number saying ....
''Just finished at airport, is it worth coming to Richmond or better to meet back in Nelson''?

I replied...''Come to Richmond and bring pizza''
Urgent replied...''Ok LOL''....:corn:

So someone in Richmond is about to get pizza for lunch...

Thank me later...:yes:

Usarka
15th February 2011, 10:50
I heard the anti-terrorist squad were doing exercises at Nelson Airport this week!

Uh oh!!!

Maha
15th February 2011, 10:51
I heard the anti-terrorist squad were doing exercises at Nelson Airport this week!

Uh oh!!!

Its going to be a meatlovers then?

yod
15th February 2011, 10:52
text him back and send him to Palmy with a couple of extra hot kebabs and a dozen Monteiths Golden thanks....im a bit peckish

Swoop
15th February 2011, 10:53
I heard the anti-terrorist squad were doing exercises at Nelson Airport this week!

Uh oh!!!
Better cancel the pizza and get donuts instead!

Maha
15th February 2011, 10:54
Another text sayng

''Hope everyone hungry 2 pizza on there way he he''

Replied....Legend.

Usarka
15th February 2011, 10:55
Another text sayng

''Hope everyone hungry 2 pizza on there way he he''

Replied....Legend.


Make it 3 pizzas bro!

Maha
15th February 2011, 10:57
Make it 3 pizzas bro!

I only hope there is someone at Richmond to answer the door....:corn:

Cayman911
15th February 2011, 10:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9HloS9Ukto

Bald Eagle
15th February 2011, 11:04
Just got a text from a random number saying ....
''Just finished at airport, is it worth coming to Richmond or better to meet back in Nelson''?

I replied...''Come to Richmond and bring pizza''
Urgent replied...''Ok LOL''....:corn:

So someone in Richmond is about to get pizza for lunch...

Thank me later...:yes:

share the number so we can all order pizzas :lol:

Maha
15th February 2011, 11:07
Text....

''Just went to Richmond branch they say u back at nelson are they correct or where in Richmond''

Fuck what do I say now?

''At a mates, be back soon ok?''

Maha
15th February 2011, 11:14
He just rang!!!....:shit:
Said '' Mark ya wanna meet at the Richie or back in Nelson''?
What are the chances........:rockon:

Virago
15th February 2011, 11:17
So did you send him to Nelson...?

MSTRS
15th February 2011, 11:20
He just rang!!!....:shit:
Said '' Mark ya wanna meet at the Richie or back in Nelson''?
What are the chances........:rockon:

Shoulda said he got the wrong Mark...that 'this one' was FatMax....:innocent:

Virago
15th February 2011, 11:37
I suspect that Maha will get another text at 3.00 in the morning, asking "Still want fucking pizza...?" :shutup:

Banditbandit
15th February 2011, 11:43
He just rang!!!....:shit:
Said '' Mark ya wanna meet at the Richie or back in Nelson''?
What are the chances........:rockon:

Pity it's a he .. otherwise blonde and pizza for lunch ..

Maha
15th February 2011, 11:46
So did you send him to Nelson...?

Na I said ''dude games up, im in the north island''....''Oh sorry I must have the wrong number''...''no worries mate enjoy lunch''....''yeah yeah'' click.

If he didnt ring I could have kept it going a bit longer, I dont know Nelson or Richmond,..:facepalm:
Was thinking to send him to that beach (where they used to race cars)

Laava
15th February 2011, 15:54
Was thinking to send him to that beach (where they used to race cars)

Daytona????

Maha
15th February 2011, 15:56
Daytona????

close, ended with an A...Tahuna?

Usarka
15th February 2011, 16:01
Smokeu has a thread going saying some arse has been texting him asking for hawaiian with triple anchovy and cheese! :sherlock:

Maha
15th February 2011, 16:02
Smokeu has a thread going saying some arse has been texting him asking for hawaiian with triple anchovy and cheese! :sherlock:

What sort of sicko would have anchovy on a pizza?

oldrider
15th February 2011, 16:05
What sort of sicko would have anchovy on a pizza?

Err, me! :o

slofox
15th February 2011, 16:14
Err, me! :o

And me too. Pizza ain't pizza without anchovy...

HenryDorsetCase
15th February 2011, 16:20
Smokeu has a thread going saying some arse has been texting him asking for hawaiian with triple anchovy and cheese! :sherlock:

no, that's code for some perverted sex experiment. And you know he's into it.

HenryDorsetCase
15th February 2011, 16:20
What sort of sicko would have anchovy on a pizza?

tomato sauce, anchovy, capers, pastrami, decent cheese. nom nom nom

blackdog
15th February 2011, 16:22
+1 anchovies

Maha
15th February 2011, 16:34
Err, me! :o


And me too. Pizza ain't pizza without anchovy...


tomato sauce, anchovy, capers, pastrami, decent cheese. nom nom nom


+1 anchovies

washed down with a diet pepsi?:sick:

Foxzee
15th February 2011, 16:35
You're all fishy bastards............!:yes:

Gone Burger
15th February 2011, 16:37
Anchovies... oh dear. I worked in a gourmet pizza joint for 6 years as the chef, and the folk that most liked anchovies on their pizzas were usually old women who had the most impressive beards I've ever seen!

Maha
15th February 2011, 17:07
Anchovies... oh dear. I worked in a gourmet pizza joint for 6 years as the chef, and the folk that most liked anchovies on their pizzas were usually old women who had the most impressive beards I've ever seen!

:eek::killingme:killingme.......:laugh::rockon:

so sorry im outa bling for today.

slofox
15th February 2011, 17:29
Anchovies... oh dear. I worked in a gourmet pizza joint for 6 years as the chef, and the folk that most liked anchovies on their pizzas were usually old women who had the most impressive beards I've ever seen!

I've liked anchovies since I was a little kid. But, last time I looked anyway, I ain't a woman. And I don't have a beard either...

Guess that makes me the exception, huh?

meteor
15th February 2011, 19:19
Aren't anchovies little fish... why would anyone wan't a mouthful of little fish?

blackdog
15th February 2011, 19:21
Aren't anchovies little fish... why would anyone wan't a mouthful of little fish?

salty little fish

oldrider
15th February 2011, 22:43
Aren't anchovies little fish... why would anyone wan't a mouthful of little fish?

Well, bearded women for a start! :bleh: (apparently!)

slofox
16th February 2011, 07:58
Aren't anchovies little fish... why would anyone want (fixed that for ya) a mouthful of little fish?

Because they taste good...:sunny: