What a f*cking dilemma

[Cayman911]

I want to get a haircut, but obviously i cant with a bike because the helmet would be full of hair n shit.

and i cant be bothered driving a car.

Should be able to ride without a helmet for times like this. its BS. The helmet law is holding me back from looking Dashing sooner.

[EJK]

Don't they wash your hair at the shop?

[FJRider]

It may be a good idea to take the helmet off first ..... :facepalm:

[Cayman911]

It may be a good idea to take the helmet off first ..... :facepalm:

either you dont quite follow, or i dont follow what you mean.

Oh EJ, they dont. only women get the special treatment

[Jdogg]

It may be a good idea to take the helmet off first ..... :facepalm:

Thats what she said :facepalm:

[98tls]

By all means ride without one,sooner you do chances are the sooner i wont have to reply to your threads.

[Latte]

I want to get a haircut, but obviously i cant with a bike because the helmet would be full of hair n shit.

and i cant be bothered driving a car.

Should be able to ride without a helmet for times like this. its BS. The helmet law is holding me back from looking Dashing sooner.

I'd change hairdressers, mine doesn't make me take home the trimmings in my helmet.

[Mom]

Oh EJ, they dont. only women get the special treatment

And they get charged accordingly :yes:

Harden up princess, shake your head hard and rub the bejeesuss out of it before you put your helmet on. Failing that, pay up front to get a blow job :yes:

[Cayman911]

I'd change hairdressers, mine doesn't make me take home the trimmings in my helmet.

they blow and everything, but there will still be little pieces of hair n stuff. it may be a auckland hairdresser thing.




By all means ride without one,sooner you do chances are the sooner i wont have to reply to your threads.

Hmm says alot about your own riding dosnt it? i think having a brain is more important than a helmet

[Number One]

Are you serious?!

I'm a girl and I can handle rocking up on my bike, getting a cut and then chucking my helmet on and riding away...harden the fuck up :shutup:

[Cayman911]

Are you serious?!

I'm a girl and I can handle rocking up on my bike, getting a cut and then chucking my helmet on and riding away...harden the fuck up :shutup:

I dont trim 1 centimeter off the end of my long hair which hands out the back of the helmet dear

[FJRider]

either you dont quite follow, or i dont follow what you mean.

Oh EJ, they dont. only women get the special treatment

TO GET A HAIRCUT ... FIRST REMOVE HELMET ....

which part do you NOT understand ... ???? :facepalm:

[Latte]

they blow and everything, but there will still be little pieces of hair n stuff. it may be a auckland hairdresser thing.

No, I think it's an Auckland nancy boy thing.....

[onearmedbandit]

The brain that doesn't think it needs protecting is a brain that doesn't need saving...

[Cayman911]

TO GET A HAIRCUT ... FIRST REMOVE HELMET ....

which part do you NOT understand ... ???? :facepalm:

The whole thread is about putting it back on. if you're still at loss i'll give you a map.


and its not a fussy thing, you cant deny the helmet being full of hair

[maggot]

What the fucks a haircut?
Is that close to that shaving thing people have been talking about?

Don't understand why people just don't let loose and let it grooooow!

[FJRider]

Failing that, pay up front to get a blow job :yes:

I'm a bit out of date with current pricing .... are blow jobs extra ????

[98tls]

i think
:facepalm:Forgive me,didnt notice that your from Auckland,sorry about that.

[bogan]

Well I know what he means, them bastardy little offcuts get stuck in the helmet liner and blow around, get in your eyes and shit, and makes the bald spot itchy.

Is part of the reason I don't bother getting hair cuts for ages, wait till the van needs an outing.

You could wear a head rubber? aka shower hat.

[Number One]

I dont trim 1 centimeter off the end of my long hair which hands out the back of the helmet dear

Neither do I DEAR! Actually I get mine thinned out completely involving quite a lot of bits that drop away after a cut...again you need to harden up..or stop whinging OR just grow it like the men on the summit ad and be done with it.

[Mom]

I'm a bit out of date with current pricing .... are blow jobs extra ????

I think I miss-typed that. I meant blow wave :facepalm:


You could wear a head rubber? aka shower hat.

Now that would be cute :yes:

[HQfiend]

I want to get a haircut, but obviously i cant with a bike because the helmet would be full of hair n shit.

and i cant be bothered driving a car.

Should be able to ride without a helmet for times like this. its BS. The helmet law is holding me back from looking Dashing sooner.

Then the simple answer would be go to the $2 shop or ask your butcher/baker/food preparer and get a hairnet Shirley!

FFS the dumbass threads that get started over stupid sh!t these days makes me glad that I only check in once and a while! Worse than shortland street~!

[steve_t]

If you are worried about hair in your helmet either drop by a go-kart place and grab one of those disposable hair net thingies, or get a shower cap, get them to wash your hair afterwards, or 'be bothered' and drive your car.

[Cayman911]

Then the simple answer would be go to the $2 shop or ask your butcher/baker/food preparer and get a hairnet Shirley!

FFS the dumbass threads that get started over stupid sh!t these days makes me glad that I only check in once and a while! Worse than shortland street~!


I think this is better than a waving thread, if you took a second to think about it like bogan, your redneck brain would think ahhh, he's right

[FJRider]

The whole thread is about putting it back on. if you're still at loss i'll give you a map.


and its not a fussy thing, you cant deny the helmet being full of hair

Is your name really Nancey ... ???? :innocent:

REAL bikers are tough sods .... if you can't deal with your HAIR issues .... get a JOG ... :facepalm:

[EJK]

Then eliminate the problem. SHAVE YER HEAD! :lol:

[Elysium]

My gods....what a pretty boy.

[Maha]

I hate helmet hair, and pillow hair for what its worth, I fucken hate hair altogether!
And dont even get me started on that stuff that grows wild around your arse...:angry:

[FJRider]

Hemet hair ... a modern biker issue ... :whocares:

[hellokitty]

just rub the hell out of it and then ride. My hair is really short, about 2 inches long all over, I don't have an issue. I do a round trip from Auckland to Warkworth and back to get my hair done by my awesome hairdresser.

[AxN]

Just ask your hairdresser to wash your hair after the haircut. Problem solved.

(Not that there was one to begin with)

[SMOKEU]

Cut your hair yourself at home, then you don't need to worry about your helmet.

All you need is a razor, shaving cream/gel and 2 mirrors. Easy as that.

[FJRider]

just rub the hell out of it and then ride. My hair is really short, about 2 inches long all over, I don't have an issue. I do a round trip from Auckland to Warkworth and back to get my hair done by my awesome hairdresser.

But if he gets the perm ... ??? :shit:

[Elysium]

http://galadarling.com/images/09-08/rs2.jpg
Think Richard sums this thread up.

[Cayman911]

Hey, Gotta look sexy. the chicks gotta be just as amused, if not more, when the helmet is removed ;)

[Number One]

Hey, Gotta look sexy. the chicks gotta be just as amused, if not more, when the helmet is removed ;)

I am sure they will be highly amused when you tell them this choice story too...

[Sable]

Someone needs to harden the fuck up.

[Big Dave]

Get a helmet with hair on the outside.

[Cayman911]

Get a helmet with hair on the outside.

That's the game plan right there. choice

[Elysium]

Get a helmet with hair on the outside.

You mean Tassels?

[Mom]

I think this is better than a waving thread, if you took a second to think about it like bogan, your redneck brain would think ahhh, he's right

Nah. I have thought about it. I dont have a redneck brain, though I am a non-conformist, you are not right :no:


I do a round trip from Auckland to Warkworth and back to get my hair done by my awesome hairdresser.

I live in Warkworth and I have only just found a hairdresser here that listens.

:Offtopic:

Where do you go?

[Maha]

just rub the hell out of it and then ride. My hair is really short, about 2 inches long all over, I don't have an issue. I do a round trip from Auckland to Warkworth and back to get my hair done by my awesome hairdresser.

Mr Clips is not a hairdresser....:facepalm:

[caseye]

Ah stuff it Maha, Just go commando to the hairdressers OK!
Oh an FJ if they start heading towards you with one of those red hot hiar straighteners after you've asked for the blow job, start running!

[Gubb]

This thread is FABULOUS!

Perhaps you could drive the MX5 down to the viaduct for your wee trim-trim while your handbag-bound rat-dog gets a colonic after sipping your soy latte.

[GSXR Trace]

your fucking kidding right bro? brush ya hands through it a few times if your that worried and get over it!
seriously sounding like a bloody pretty boy, and who the fuck starts a thread on this?

[tri boy]

Words fail me........................

[raftn]

Great, another wannabe metrosexual.

[SMOKEU]

Great, another wannabe metrosexual.

Almost as bad as emos, fags and jews.

[fatzx10r]

I want to get a haircut, but obviously i cant with a bike because the helmet would be full of hair n shit.

and i cant be bothered driving a car.

Should be able to ride without a helmet for times like this. its BS. The helmet law is holding me back from looking Dashing sooner.

justin bieber is on kb. im outa here!!

[Slyer]

My hairdresser shampoos my head first. And I get a head massage.

Yes I live in Auckland, your point? :bleh:

[The Everlasting]

I always take the bike when getting a haircut,after it's cut,I get them to shampoo my hair,that gets rid of all the lose hair.

Never had any hair in the helmet.

[Crisis management]

Words fail me........................

At last, something that shuts you up!


I will remember this. :shutup:





PS, must be time for a west coast trip surely?

[Cayman911]

lol this thread had nothing to do with lookin pretty or hair styles or anything. it's taken shape like a game of chinese whispers.

all i said was that little bits of hair go and get stuck in your helmet and they will irritate the fuck out of you later on. if that is being metro. sweet as then.

[steve_t]

lol this thread had nothing to do with lookin pretty or hair styles or anything. it's taken shape like a game of chinese whispers.

all i said was that little bits of hair go and get stuck in your helmet and they will irritate the fuck out of you later on. if that is being metro. sweet as then.

LOL. I don't think the mocking has really been about the hair as much as how it's such "a f*cking dilemma". If the title is gonna be that dramatic over an issue that's not really an issue, you're bound to get this kind of 'banter' :drinkup:

[Cayman911]

LOL. I don't think the mocking has really been about the hair as much as how it's such "a f*cking dilemma". If the title is gonna be that dramatic over an issue that's not really an issue, you're bound to get this kind of 'banter' :drinkup:

lol yeah i thought its a bit over dramatic too, couldnt change it after it was made tho.
ohwell

[Big Dave]

Words fail me........................

Great news. Cayman - keep it up.

[nosebleed]

OMG you're an All Black

[Grubber]

And my 2c morth is.....oh hangon....i'm not replying to this thread....must be something more interesting to look at somewhere..moving right along.

[Sable]

your fucking kidding right bro? brush ya hands through it a few times if your that worried and get over it!
seriously sounding like a bloody pretty boy, and who the fuck starts a thread on this?

Someone who rides a very small Honda

[schrodingers cat]

Post haircut put a stocking over your head. You can bring one with you or negotiate with the hairdresser, your choice.

DO NOT, under any circumstances visit the bank on your way home.

[Wannabiker]

Oh the dilemma...
Use one of those oxford balaclavas / helmet liners under the helmet.

or buy an MX5 and drive home with the top down
or ride home without a helmet...you dont need a helmet ....until your head hits the ground.

[Number One]

I had a haircut today. A dry cut to be precise..then I came home and took the bike out for a tootle...no fucking dilemmas whatsoever :sunny:

[Cayman911]

Someone who rides a very small Honda

says someone who rides a IL2 fossil.

[ynot slow]

Plastic bag over head,buuuut don't close around said neck,suffocating will occur,does the liner come out of helmet?

[diggyduo]

Maybe you need to purchase an army helmet to use on haircut day?

And remember not to wave to anyone while wearing it.

[Smifffy]

lol this thread had nothing to do with lookin pretty or hair styles or anything. it's taken shape like a game of chinese whispers.

all i said was that little bits of hair go and get stuck in your helmet and they will irritate the fuck out of you later on. if that is being metro. sweet as then.

And shit, you def said that your helmet gets shit in it.

How long has your helmet been full of shit?

I'm sure they have a potty at the hairdressers?

you could always wear a cool banadanna under your helmet when you leave, be all Orange County and shit.

[jafar]

And they get charged accordingly :yes:

Harden up princess, shake your head hard and rub the bejeesuss out of it before you put your helmet on. Failing that, pay up front to get a blow job :yes:

:shit: MOM what are you saying :gob:

[Mungatoke Mad]

they blow and everything, but there will still be little pieces of hair n stuff. it may be a auckland hairdresser thing.Cement pills with water surly they will harden ya the fuck up.





Hmm says alot about your own riding dosnt it? i think having a brain is more important than a helmet Which one do you think you will try to get first

[baptist]

[QUOTE=Mom;1129989403]I think I miss-typed that. I meant blow wave :facepalm:

Now that would be cute :yes:

Phew I was thinking I needed to put a rubber on my head to get a blow job...:innocent:


Then eliminate the problem. SHAVE YER HEAD! :lol:

Bang on, get a baldy or a 0.5mm and you have no problem


just rub the hell out of it and then ride. My hair is really short, about 2 inches long all over, I don't have an issue.

2 inches! wow what are you ? a hippy?

[SPP]

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[avgas]

Helmet is to protect the brain.

So just wear thicker pants. You will be fine.

[buellbabe]

Are you serious?!

I'm a girl and I can handle rocking up on my bike, getting a cut and then chucking my helmet on and riding away...harden the fuck up :shutup:

What she said.

CRIKEY! get a life.