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EJK
18th February 2011, 20:14
"Ram's testicles are so passe - this year extreme foodies wanting a real taste test will be lining up for a shot of stallion semen.

Horse semen shots, to be followed with a swig of energy drink, are the new kids on the kitchen block at the famed Hokitika Wildfoods festival next month."

More here: http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/4673865/Horse-semen-shots-on-Wildfoods-menu


Ah hell no! :sick:

P.S. Look at the poll's results.
SMOKEU
18th February 2011, 20:17
I'm sure if you wanted to you could just put a blind fold on and suck milk out of a hose.
EJK
18th February 2011, 20:19
I'm sure if you wanted to you could just put a blind fold on and suck milk out of a hose.

Have you been watching any "videos" lately? :facepalm:
SMOKEU
18th February 2011, 20:23
Have you been watching any "videos" lately? :facepalm:

Oh, I certainly have. :yes:
Laava
18th February 2011, 20:27
Sounds like horse bukkake to me!
SMOKEU
18th February 2011, 20:28
Sounds like horse bukkake to me!

I'm sure there will be a few chicks queuing up for that sort of thing.
davebullet
18th February 2011, 20:29
I voted yes.

(PS: What's a "semen"?)
Hitcher
18th February 2011, 21:07
Wild foods festival? Come one, come all.
KiWiP
18th February 2011, 21:13
This story is going to run and run (and possibly dribble off the chin)
oldrider
18th February 2011, 21:45
Trouble with these things is people just get sillier and sillier, it seems to be the new Zealand way! :sick:
Shadows
18th February 2011, 23:22
Semen shots would probably be quite popular there considering the amount of cocksuckers that attend.

The WFF is second only to the sevens in Wellington for rampant fuckwitism.
superman
19th February 2011, 01:12
Urg reminded of the horse semen russian roulette skit from jackass... :sick:
Berries
19th February 2011, 06:01
Do people really think it will come from a horse ?
nadroj
19th February 2011, 07:13
You don't drink it - you swallow it.... you can't foal me!
Usarka
19th February 2011, 08:45
They tried this before and there was a problem when a local pr0n star showed up. She took the glass and emptied it all over her face.
SMOKEU
19th February 2011, 09:29
They tried this before and there was a problem when a local pr0n star showed up. She took the glass and emptied it all over her face.

All the girls love a good facial.
sil3nt
19th February 2011, 15:51
Do people really think it will come from a horse ?Why where do you get your horse semen?
steve_t
19th February 2011, 15:55
Gross! Soon they'll need to rename it the Feral Food Festival :sick:

I remember watching something on TV about Fieldays and someone harvesting bull semen where basically some 'scientist' hid inside a metal drum that had a cowhide on it that had cow hormones on it. The scientist had to use their hand to liberate the bull semen :sick: Oh the interesting lives of Farmers and scientists :innocent:
Maha
19th February 2011, 16:00
Depending on what shot glass you choose, you could end up fetching a good price at next years Karaka Sales.
meteor
19th February 2011, 16:04
...scientist had to use their hand to liberate the semen

Geez, after 20 yrs of marriage I'm pretty good at that too. Yeah I know.. what a wanker!
KiWiP
19th February 2011, 20:30
Why where do you get your horse semen?

You just get a jockey to spit. :sick:
Berries
19th February 2011, 20:48
Why where do you get your horse semen?
Countdown. The carton says Buttermilk, but who are they trying to kid ?
EJK
19th February 2011, 23:39
Gross! Soon they'll need to rename it the Feral Food Festival :sick:

I remember watching something on TV about Fieldays and someone harvesting bull semen where basically some 'scientist' hid inside a metal drum that had a cowhide on it that had cow hormones on it. The scientist had to use their hand to liberate the bull semen :sick: Oh the interesting lives of Farmers and scientists :innocent:



You are not wrong.

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/c0LHkefHr70" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>



<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Nbh-FcyjWws" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Probably the worst job in the world? :facepalm:
KiWiP
19th February 2011, 23:47
This thread is like a car wreck. You know you shouldn't watch but you can't help yourself!!!!

My eyes, my eyes,,,!!!! Please bleach my brain... please, pleeeaaaasssseeee
cc rider
19th February 2011, 23:53
I'll never ask for freshly squeezed juice again :sick:






... what a detestyable topic :facepalm:
Usarka
20th February 2011, 09:31
Depending on what shot glass you choose, you could end up fetching a good price at next years Karaka Sales.

Don't you mean it will feltch a good price?
KiWiP
20th February 2011, 10:14
Brings a whole new meaning to the racing commentators line


Coming up fast on the inside
EJK
20th February 2011, 11:42
So...... any KB takers?
sil3nt
20th February 2011, 18:53
I'll do it if you do it.
cc rider
20th February 2011, 19:17
So...... any KB takers?


I'll do it if you do it.We talking about taking or supplying boys????? :blink:
EJK
20th February 2011, 19:29
We talking about taking or supplying boys????? :blink:

I am not horse lol
cc rider
20th February 2011, 19:32
I am not horse lolYou are pegasus???



Do you like how I kept that clean? And didn't say :That's cause you didn't swallow." :puke:
Flip
20th February 2011, 20:42
It's the special salty horsey sauce for Honda riders.
mashman
20th February 2011, 20:51
iffen yer feelin brave and you go a huntin for horsegag.avi (tis an oldy and hard to find these days)... make sure the volume is up, the horse really is enjoying itself... why oh why someone would do that... meh!!! now I know :shifty:
p.dath
21st February 2011, 07:22
More here: http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/4673865/Horse-semen-shots-on-Wildfoods-menu


Ah hell no! :sick:

P.S. Look at the poll's results.

Makes me want to puke just thinking about it.