the POWER THE POWER *lightning flashes in backround*

[pyrocam]

Muhahaha beware the sysadmin who reads your blocked emails cackle cackle.

actually its not as fun as you might think as you have to show a degree of responsibility. therefore ive limited myself to the blocked video files. IE. the funny videos. I get about 5 classics a day at the moment and therefore have access to a vast resource of humor, without even leaving the internal network where I work. its great!

anyways. Ill start the show of with a random collection of videos from today....


I especially love the last one. make sure you got speakers but also make sure its not heard by other people if your at work. so. kinda NSFW tags on that one

[TerminalAddict]

nice .. d/loading them now ...

glad to see another BOFH ;)
I've recently sent this link around my office (at my home for that matter)
http://www.sysadminday.com/

[pyrocam]

nice .. d/loading them now ...

glad to see another BOFH ;)
I've recently sent this link around my office (at my home for that matter)
http://www.sysadminday.com/

glad to see someone who knows what BOFH is!

my goodness. the guy im replacing, ive had to put him on an intensive course of geekiness (being that he is a contracter and all) had to teach him about the dynamics of:
* All your base are belong to us
* The Domo-Kun and the everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten etc
* Goatse.cx
* Ackbar (Its a TRAP!)

tomorow its a lecture on BOFH and FARK
friday is somethingawful.com because thats a biggy

at the end of the day today I showed him the cool way to destroy CD's (law firm, needs privacy etc) "no dont put them in the microwave pyrocam. no dont no DONT. beep. *crackle *crackle *crackle muhahhaa"


*EDIT. thanks for the link! much appreciated

[Coyote]

glad to see someone who knows what BOFH is!

my goodness. the guy im replacing, ive had to put him on an intensive course of geekiness (being that he is a contracter and all) had to teach him about the dynamics of:
* All your base are belong to us
* The Domo-Kun and the everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten etc
* Goatse.cx
* Ackbar (Its a TRAP!)

tomorow its a lecture on BOFH and FARK
friday is somethingawful.com because thats a biggy

at the end of the day today I showed him the cool way to destroy CD's (law firm, needs privacy etc) "no dont put them in the microwave pyrocam. no dont no DONT. beep. *crackle *crackle *crackle muhahhaa"
What? All your base? Ackbar? Whats going on?

[SPORK]

friday is somethingawful.com because thats a biggy

:Punk: :love: :yes:

That sums up my feelings right now! :clap:

[pyrocam]

What? All your base? Ackbar? Whats going on?
hmmm. sarcasm, or no sarcasm, THAT is the question.

not because I dont think you were, but because I feel like another post (not enough posts a day and I start feeling Ill)

ACKBAR:
http://images.google.co.nz/images?q=ackbar&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wi

All your base:
http://www.rofl.name/flash/ayb
(flash size limited to 1mb :( )
you need sound

this isnt DIRECTLY intended for my good buddy alarumba but anyone else feeling left out of the geek circle

[pyrocam]

:Punk: :love: :yes:

That sums up my feelings right now! :clap:

Im going to get flashcards for the SAclopedia

[TerminalAddict]

ahh the fun ...
there's no place like 127.0.0.1

[SPORK]

Im going to get flashcards for the SAclopedia
You're a member?! *Jealous*

[TerminalAddict]

Pyrocam:
Ahh shit .. I just re-read your post.

so the other day apple anounces that they are gonna put out MacOSX on intel x86 architecture.
couple'o days later I'm bumbling around .. using up some slashdot time .. and WTF?? there an article say OSXi (the intel version) has been leaked.

so out come the ol' limewire, and my fingers are thrashing about typing *torrent* this, *torrent* that .. blah blah .. y'know .. one "those" days .. when the boss asks at the end of the month why we have used so much bandwidth .. it is reasonable to blame those stoopid idiots that VPN in to work so they can surf porn from home (**dumb arses**)
anyway ... mininova (ahh my friend mininova.org) waves something special infront of me ... :w00t: I think .. fuck I am so much cooler than those looser wannabe teenage jerks who don't have commitment when it comes to warez .. jeez, if its not right infront of them they give up...(I'm thinking to myself)
1.2 gig later .. I whip out the ol' stack o' DVD's (which is now a regular item on the weekly stationary order at work .. coz we REALLY need a permanent backup of the useless shit that people I work with, think should be taking up space on MY server, rather than thier workstations) ... and for some time my wee mini (Mac) heats up puttin that OSXi on to a disk ...

I am so cool .. (I think to myself)

Gloating .. it's time for smoke and coffee .. to share my latest geek story with who ever will listen.

finally ... 2 inches later (the length of a cigarette) .. a small but loyal following gather around my x86 laptop ...

anticipation makes the air so heavy ..
You can almost hear the heart beats quicken as the lappie successfully finds a bootable DVD in the drive ....
I AM SO COOL (I'm thinking)

....
....
....
DAMN I HATE Goatse.cx ....
ARRRGGGHHHH

funny .. the power button is never easily found when it is needed :(

:brick:

[John]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA..............

Damn newbies ;)

[SPORK]

So you downloaded a 1.2 gig Goatse.cx file? WTF mate?

[TerminalAddict]

ahh .. its not my bandwidth :)

[pyrocam]

on a slightley different note

my admin account (IE: admin@pyrocam.com) just got his first spam

************************
CHARITY CONTACT:

..email your web site to 4,500,000+ opt-in email addresses for free...

http://www.broadcastadvertising.org

*****************************
anyone keen? sign
edbarnow@mail2world.com
up for some beastialy porn or something

[pyrocam]

Pyrocam:
Ahh shit .. I just re-read your post.

so the other day apple anounces that they are gonna put out MacOSX on intel x86 architecture.
couple'o days later I'm bumbling around .. using up some slashdot time .. and WTF?? there an article say OSXi (the intel version) has been leaked.

so out come the ol' limewire, and my fingers are thrashing about typing *torrent* this, *torrent* that .. blah blah .. y'know .. one "those" days .. when the boss asks at the end of the month why we have used so much bandwidth .. it is reasonable to blame those stoopid idiots that VPN in to work so they can surf porn from home (**dumb arses**)
anyway ... mininova (ahh my friend mininova.org) waves something special infront of me ... :w00t: I think .. fuck I am so much cooler than those looser wannabe teenage jerks who don't have commitment when it comes to warez .. jeez, if its not right infront of them they give up...(I'm thinking to myself)
1.2 gig later .. I whip out the ol' stack o' DVD's (which is now a regular item on the weekly stationary order at work .. coz we REALLY need a permanent backup of the useless shit that people I work with, think should be taking up space on MY server, rather than thier workstations) ... and for some time my wee mini (Mac) heats up puttin that OSXi on to a disk ...

I am so cool .. (I think to myself)

Gloating .. it's time for smoke and coffee .. to share my latest geek story with who ever will listen.

finally ... 2 inches later (the length of a cigarette) .. a small but loyal following gather around my x86 laptop ...

anticipation makes the air so heavy ..
You can almost hear the heart beats quicken as the lappie successfully finds a bootable DVD in the drive ....
I AM SO COOL (I'm thinking)

....
....
....
DAMN I HATE Goatse.cx ....
ARRRGGGHHHH

funny .. the power button is never easily found when it is needed :(

:brick:




HAHA!
no the best thing is. I understand and can associate myself with that

at the moment im not using my works fibre optic connection to download anything cos I havent been there long enough.
I currently VNC home to download my porn because a single connection to 1 IP is better than multiple connections to both *cough generic* www.porn.com (or whatever it might be)
im not GOD sysadmin, just sysadmin, so there is still a guy who _could_ browse me connection logs if he could be bothered. but he likes me, I just showed him thinkgeek.com and I think hes keen on possible helping me with shipping on some stuff (just have too 'convince' him its good for the office)

I am buying some acrobots soon. anyone want to go in on the order to cut down on shipping? (3 acrobots = $20 USD shipping) the more we buy the cheaper it is!