Some medical advice please...

[Fatt Max]

Ok, here is the deal,

I have a dose of flu that is giving me the complete arse. Need to get myself all sorted for the Westpac on Sunday.....

....and yes, I know I need to harden the fuck up......

But, and here is my quandary, I have a....well......quandary.

Ok, bought myself some flu tablets, got home and put them on the bench. Pouring the water out watching something on TV and not really paying attention. I pick up the tablet sleeve, pop one out and chuck it down me neck....

Then I look down at the bench and see my cold tablets intact......but one on the dogs worming pills (that were also on the bench, in a sleeve) is missing.

So, putting two and two togetherm I have gone and taken a fucking worming tablet, Frontline Plus to be exact.

So far so good, I'm on my feet and can still see / hear / smell / eat, however tha back of my ears are as itchy as fuck and I have this real need to chew my old slippers. No real urge to shag anyones leg or poo in the garden at this time, but I'm hoping I may be able to have a lick of my.......oh forget it, me gut is in the way.

I'll let you know how this all pans out I suppose......hang on, there is someone at our fence....woof fucking woof...fuck the wook off....woof woof....

[CookMySock]

Heh I like it! :eek:

[blackdog]

hahahahaha

i'm putting this down to a slow kb afternoon

good to see you have no worms:)

[Pussy]

Maybe you'll finally stop dragging your arse along the carpet now, FM??? :)

[FJRider]

We await the results ... with intense anticipation ... :rolleyes:

[Katman]

When we worm our dogs they always look like they're on speed.





You might be on to something.

[Fatt Max]

When we worm our dogs they always look like they're on speed.





You might be on to something.

eh, wot, eh, wot, eh, wot, eh, eh, eh, oi Alan, Alan, geezer, Alan, eh, eh, eh, wot wot, eh, wot, fuck look at that dragon, wot, Alan, eh, wot......

[blackdog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xaPepCVepCg

[Oakie]

Ha ha. Nice FM. Can do you a nice deal on some special shampoo that'll leave you with a shiny coat and kill fleas for 28 days.

I once started to brush my teeth with 'Bepanthan' vitamin A cream.

[Duke girl]

Thats the most funniest thing l have read in a long time on here. Now that you have wormed yourself you will now have a little extra money in your pocket due to not eating as much as you use to.
If you start barking dont panic as that will just be the side affects ok?.:bleh::niceone:

[Fatt Max]

Thats the most funniest thing l have read in a long time on here. Now that you have wormed yourself you will now have a little extra money in your pocket due to not eating as much as you use to.
If you start barking dont panic as that will just be the side affects ok?.:bleh::niceone:

Fuck me, the answer to all my problems.......sounds a bit....you know....diety....:eek:

[Pussy]

So, how are you greeting people now, FM?

"Hi, I'm FM *sniff sniff*, how are you going? *sniff sniff*".....

[Fatt Max]

So, how are you greeting people now, FM?

"Hi, I'm FM *sniff sniff*, how are you going? *sniff sniff*".....

Yeah, everyone seems so much more friendly eh.....

[steve_t]

I'd suggest you call the NZ Poison Centre in Dunedin just to be safe.

If Swallowed: Call a poison control center or doctor immediately for treatment advice. Have person sip a glass of water if able to swallow. Do not induce vomiting unless told to do so by a poison control center or doctor. Do not give anything by mouth to an unconscious person.

[Scuba_Steve]

Ya mighta found the replacement for BZP, after all that was just cattle worming tablets

[MIXONE]

FFS don't go for a walk.You might end up peeing against lamp posts.

[mashman]

there may be trouble ahead...

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[Big Dave]

I'll take 'Are You Being Served 1974', 'On the Busses - 1965' or 'Bless this House - 1973' for 20 thanks Dermott.

[Big Dave]

I told Doogle. He had one yesterday.

He said Runnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!

http://homepage.mac.com/david_cohen_design/.public/10pics2/doogsrun600.jpg

[schrodingers cat]

Whats for dinner? Some little biscuits? A nice slice of roll? Something from a tin?
A right pensioner special...

[Maha]

If you are seen humping the neighbours leg we'll know why.

[yungatart]

If you are seen humping the neighbours leg we'll know why.

I'd be more worried about him sniffing the front bum of complete strangers!:wacko:

[Maha]

I'd be more worried about him sniffing the front bum of complete strangers!:wacko:

A daily occurrence...
I could not find a short version of this but is bloody funny from the 7 minute mark.
Grandads been on the Bob Martins.

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[Swoop]

I can provide someone to talk to on subjects close to your heart.

A small boy at home really likes the dogs royal canin dried petfood. He crunches them down and regularly grabs a few to munch on as he walks past the dogs bowl.
Seriously!

[Pussy]

I can provide someone to talk to on subjects close to your heart.

A small boy at home really likes the dogs royal canin dried petfood. He crunches them down and regularly grabs a few to munch on as he walks past the dogs bowl.
Seriously!

You shouldn't have called your boy "Rover", Swoop!....

[george formby]

Get a few bottle of Brown Ale down your neck quick. Give you something smooth when it comes to motion time & a damn fine reason for p!$$^@g on the neighbours car.

A dozen or more Brown Ale will also give you the worst hangover ever tomorrow, kill all the flu bugs & when Saturday comes around you will be so relieved the pain has gone you will be on cloud 9. Don't forget acidophilus yoghurt to replace your gut fauna & get the dead hamster out of your mouth.

[Swoop]

You shouldn't have called your boy "Rover", Swoop!....
I guess you get that when you invite strays into your house...:rolleyes:

[Fatt Max]

24 hrs on and no nasty side affects......but I still cant lick my own.......you know.....

[FJRider]

24 hrs on and no nasty side affects......but I still cant lick my own.......you know.....

Simple .... you ARE married .... Spouse's duties ... :innocent:

marital rights .... :msn-wink:

or ... take another pill ... ask your mrs's which one ... :msn-wink:

[Fatt Max]

Simple .... you ARE married .... Spouse's duties ...

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