Shopper KO'd by vibrating undies [Archive]

Ms Piggy

23rd June 2005, 18:12

So where did she get them? A friend of mine wants to know.

Ixion

23rd June 2005, 18:13

A friend eh. Uh huh. Good beer, Tui. :devil2:

Hitcher

23rd June 2005, 18:27

Published on my birthday. This story must be true...

TonyB

24th June 2005, 14:42

I'm shocked- surely more than 5 people found this funny???

Or am I just sick?

No, that can't be it

Must revive thread for the public good

24th June 2005, 14:47

:laugh: It could have been funnier...

But it was still funny :D

MrMelon

24th June 2005, 14:55

:laugh: It could have been funnier...

But it was still funny :D

What, do you need to involve oompa loompas in everything just for it to be funny?! :D

24th June 2005, 14:59

What, do you need to involve oompa loompas in everything just for it to be funny?! :D
Do bah dee dee

http://www.steveverdon.com/archives/pictures/wonka38.jpg
Hit me baby one more time

bugjuice

24th June 2005, 15:02

I make the ladies do that all the time.. It's funny the first few times, but then you just kinda get used to it.. I must be too much

merv

24th June 2005, 15:07

I make the ladies do that all the time.. It's funny the first few times, but then you just kinda get used to it.. I must be too much

.... on 2.5 inches it said.

bugjuice

24th June 2005, 15:10

.... on 2.5 inches it said.
I know, i know, it's thin.. but I make up for it in length...

ManDownUnder

24th June 2005, 15:12

I make the ladies do that all the time.. It's funny the first few times, but then you just kinda get used to it.. I must be too much

Wot... knocking 'em out cold?

...mean bastard...

bugjuice

24th June 2005, 15:19

Wot... knocking 'em out cold?

...mean bastard...
hey, if you can't take the meat, then don't ask for seconds..

ManDownUnder

24th June 2005, 15:24

hey, if you can't take the meat, then don't ask for seconds..

hmmm - only lasting seconds huh... yep - I think I understand your problem now... what to do what to do...

bugjuice

24th June 2005, 15:31

hmmm - only lasting seconds huh... yep - I think I understand your problem now... what to do what to do...
lol.. good comeback..
would/can be longer, but the girls just don't last. I aim to please the clientess

TonyB

24th June 2005, 15:34

lol.. good comeback..
would/can be longer, but the girls just don't last. I aim to please the clientess
Only lasting seconds...I'm surprised you have time to 'aim' at all....

bugjuice

24th June 2005, 15:42

Only lasting seconds...I'm surprised you have time to 'aim' at all....
bugger. this is all going the wrong way, huh?
hey, they say they're done and hurting, I wanna piece of the action too (not gonna fake it, who does that?!?! :weird: ), so just meet their needs..
or have it meat down on their knees. Like I said, not fussed

ManDownUnder

24th June 2005, 15:49

lol.. good comeback..
would/can be longer, but the girls just don't last. I aim to please the clientess

Swave, debonaire, considerate - what more could a woman ask for...

:rofl:

bugjuice

24th June 2005, 16:12

Swave, debonaire, considerate - what more could a woman ask for...

:rofl:
eggsactry..
so many women, so little time

ManDownUnder

24th June 2005, 16:35

eggsactry..
so many women, so little time

aaaa yes... those were (never) the days.

At least you seem to be getting through them at quite a rate... one every 20 seconds or so??

MDU

bugjuice

24th June 2005, 16:40

aaaa yes... those were (never) the days.

At least you seem to be getting through them at quite a rate... one every 20 seconds or so??

MDU
yeah, 'bout that on a good day.. and taking the weather into account.. :Punk:

ManDownUnder

24th June 2005, 16:46

yeah, 'bout that on a good day.. and taking the weather into account.. :Punk:

Just keep your fluids up. I'd hate to have to revive you...

ZorsT

24th June 2005, 18:26

yeah, 'bout that on a good day.. and taking the weather into account.. :Punk:

I heard you are stupidly cheap.... Do your profits cover the massive cost of those "man pills" you seem to have...?

bugjuice

24th June 2005, 20:10

I heard you are stupidly cheap.... Do your profits cover the massive cost of those "man pills" you seem to have...?
'man pills'...?? don't use 'enhancing' drugs.. it's just all me :whistle:

24th June 2005, 20:13

'man pills'...?? don't use 'enhancing' drugs.. it's just all me :whistle:
Penis pump?

bugjuice

24th June 2005, 20:15

Penis pump?
the one sponsored by Nike [Just did it]?
nope, just Swedish luuuuuuurve.. :Punk:

24th June 2005, 20:18

the one sponsored by Nike [Just did it]?
nope, just Swedish luuuuuuurve.. :Punk:
Um...yeah? :rofl: