(News) Business booming for prostitutes in Christchurch

[EJK]

Business is booming for Christchurch's prostitutes following last month's earthquake.

Earthquake relief workers have reportedly kept sex workers busy as they seek their own relief once a days' work is done.

Link: "http://news.msn.co.nz/article/8222016/business-booming-for-prostitutes-in-christchurch"



The fuck? ....no pun intended.


This is fucking ugly.

[Banditbandit]

So ??? People want a little light relief and stress relief .. the earthquake has to be good for someone beside demolition companies and builders.

What's ugly about it? It's the second oldest profession in the world ...

[sil3nt]

EJK if they are fucking ugly then keep driving around until you find a decent one.

[Banditbandit]

Oh yeah .. I know you're going to ask .. Isn't it supposed to be the oldest?

Well, yes, but Fruit Picking is older ...

[Usarka]

If this van is rockin' don't come knockin!

[EJK]

So ??? People want a little light relief and stress relief .. the earthquake has to be good for someone beside demolition companies and builders.

Indeed but personally (yeah, me) I'm one of those oppose prostitution. Imagine your daughter, sister, cousin, mother or your girlfriend/ wife is sucking 12 different cocks a night.

It's just my opinion.

[AllanB]

Oh yeah .. I know you're going to ask .. Isn't it supposed to be the oldest?

Well, yes, but Fruit Picking is older ...


Well there you go - and I though queers were a fairly new thing ...... :sick:


I guess working in there is HARD work. Personally I cannot see the connection between sifting through broken buildings all day long then banging a sloppy, broken down whore on the way home.

[sil3nt]

Indeed but personally (yeah, me) I'm one of those oppose prostitution. Imagine your daughter, sister, cousin, mother or your girlfriend/ wife is sucking 12 different cocks a night.

It's just my opinion.Oh right all women should be in the kitchen where you can keep an eye on them :rolleyes:

Their body they can do whatever the fuck they want.

[Usarka]

Indeed but personally (yeah, me) I'm one of those oppose prostitution. Imagine your daughter, sister, cousin, mother or your girlfriend/ wife is sucking 12 different cocks a night.


If the missus brought home $8000 a week she can do what the hell she likes!

[Gareth51]

Wondered where all the Girls have gone from up here

[Toaster]

Wondered where all the Girls have gone from up here

That's Kapiti for you.:innocent:

[rustic101]

and just think - no shower between drinks:sick:

Bags first please:shutup:

[nadroj]

and just think - no shower between drinks:sick:

Bags first please:shutup:

Do you think you would touch the sides?

[rustic101]

Have to strap a 4x2 to your arse to stop from falling in :innocent:

[Batcerb]

Normally all we hear on hookers in chch is when they found floating face down in the river

[Mental Trousers]

Happens everytime there's a bunch of guys away from home. A friend of mine used to live next door to a brothel. Every Fielddays weekend she'd have a party and we'd all sit around on the deck and wave to the queue of guys at the brothel.

[Pussy]

Happens everytime there's a bunch of guys away from home. A friend of mine used to live next door to a brothel. Every Fielddays weekend she'd have a party and we'd all sit around on the deck and wave to the queue of guys at the brothel.

You pay the higher tax rate for your secondary job as a pimp, Shane?? :)

[oldrider]

Personally I thought the news paper reporting on that article was totally irresponsible!

Here we have countless numbers of people doing huge hours of stressful work in Christchurch being undermined by some sick f**king reporter with nothing to do than stir shit!

Sick useless bastards IMHO! :sick:

[mashman]

Here we have countless numbers of people doing huge hours of stressful work in Christchurch being undermined by some sick f**king reporter with nothing to do than stir shit!

Envy... probably got a knock back for being a journalist :)

[onearmedbandit]

Indeed but personally (yeah, me) I'm one of those oppose prostitution. Imagine your daughter, sister, cousin, mother or your girlfriend/ wife is sucking 12 different cocks a night.

It's just my opinion.

Do you also believe porn degrades women? Just curious mate.

[SPman]

Oh yeah .. I know you're going to ask .. Isn't it supposed to be the oldest?


Nah - second oldest.....well....someone had to ask for it.........

[SPman]

Indeed but personally (yeah, me) I'm one of those oppose prostitution. Imagine your daughter, sister, cousin, mother or your girlfriend/ wife is sucking 12 different cocks a night.

It's just my opinion.
Well - somebody has to do it.....where else do all those male fantasies come from.....they're always somebody's daughter, sister, cousin, mother, girlfriend or wife. Can't have one without the other!

[Dave Lobster]

Here we have countless numbers of people doing huge hours of stressful work in Christchurch being undermined by some sick f**king reporter with nothing to do than stir shit!



I suspect it's porridge, rather than shit, that's being stirred :)

[The Pastor]

i suspect it's porridge, rather than shit, that's being stirred :)

lets leave the porridge out of this, i used to like it as a tasty breakfast treat, until i joined kb >_<

[ducatilover]

Do you think they are charging more or less for their services?

[AllanB]

Do you think they are charging more or less for their services?

The economy is in hard times.

I wonder if they are offering a bang 2 get one free deal.

Or every 10th customer free.

Or no repayments until April... just imagine the pimps passing out application forms!

The whores who hang around Briscoes are probably offering a 5 to 50% off everything sale ........

[ducatilover]

The economy is in hard times.

I wonder if they are offering a bang 2 get one free deal.

Or every 10th customer free.

Or no repayments until April... just imagine the pimps passing out application forms!

The whores who hang around Briscoes are probably offering a 5 to 50% off everything sale ........

This could be worth looking in to! I could make a pricespy-esque website, where to get the cheapest smut!!!!!!

[nadroj]

You could get freebies by posing as a service rater & have the results on a website!

[supa.m]

You could get freebies by posing as a service rater & have the results on a website!

I believe thats a 'secret shopper', and you can charge for it........:clap::clap:

[fuknKIWI]

Wondered where all the Girls have gone from up here

They saw you coming...

[Number One]

Imagine your daughter, sister, cousin, mother or your girlfriend/ wife is sucking 12 different cocks a night. ....

OMG YOU said COCK EJK!

What is the world coming to....

[mashman]

OMG YOU said COCK EJK!

What is the world cumming to....

fixed for ya :) and in answer, the throaty groan of scooby doo faced men