Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club website now on line...

[Fatt Max]

Oh well, be rude not to I suppose,

The Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club are round and proud to announce that the official website is now live and on line in webland.

Check it out here

www.fatbikersmc.com

Feel free to wobble in any time you like for the latest FBMC news, event information, ride reports and other stupidity that we will try our hardest to get up to. You can also fill in your contact details to subscribe to our newsletter ‘Eat The Road’ which again is packed full of…..erm….well, you know.

Thanks all,

Take care, ride safe and eat well……

[blackdog]

fecking genius!

will be ordering a tshirt next payday;)

[MSTRS]

Like the tea ad says..."He is brilliant man..."
:drinknsin:niceone::2thumbsup

[Phreak]

Awesome work!

[Blatman]

That is phatt!! :)

[Highlander]

I like it.

As I posted in the PIES thread:

So according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie_Day today is International Pi-e day, I nominate that we do a Southern Hemisphere Pi-e day on July 22 (22/7) as it is a more accurate approximation of the mathematical number, but also a half decent excuse to visit the bakery (if such a thing was required).

[scissorhands]

Are any food tips eg: shops with good pies, beer reviews etc, are these available to those who are only a bit fat?

I just lost some weight, and I'm feeling insecure, as you can well imagine, but I'm still an XL, if that improves my eligibility.

In Queen St $5 lamb or chicken on rice with salad and humus or a kebab, normally $10!. Henderson shops sit down Indian curry, not bad and only $5. I'm willing to share....

[Highlander]

...
I just lost some weight, and I'm feeling insecure...


Don't panic, I found it.

The vibe I pick up is all good food tips are welcomed.

[mrmeal]

In Queen St $5 lamb or chicken on rice with salad and humus or a kebab, normally $10!.

Oh you are so right an on a winner with the lovely Kebab. I'm a solid starter for that on Queen. Going to let you in on a secret...Kebabs on queen do that deal, opposite Civic theatre down from St james. Further up the Street , same side of the road next to the sandwhich joint is another place doing the same deal. Sniffed that one out when the other was standing room only packed. Nothing should delay the food beyond reason! :)

[Fatt Max]

Blimey, this is getting good you guys,

Thanks to all of you who have signed up on the website. Newsletters and information requested will be emailed out to you all by Wednesday. I would have done it today but I was in Wellington celebrating National PI Day, very emotional it was.

Thanks again all, drop in any time

[banditrider]

As part of the Southern Cross I undertook the sampling of a number of pies from around the country. A couple of forgettable service station ones but the Venison pie I had in Riverton was particularly good!

[Fatt Max]

As part of the Southern Cross I undertook the sampling of a number of pies from around the country. A couple of forgettable service station ones but the Venison pie I had in Riverton was particularly good!

Have you got an address of the place where you found this marvel, I will add it (with your permission) to the FBMC Gastro Guide currently under way

[banditrider]

Have you got an address of the place where you found this marvel, I will add it (with your permission) to the FBMC Gastro Guide currently under way

I'm pretty sure it was this place (http://maps.google.co.nz/maps?ie=UTF8&ll=-46.349757,168.017027&spn=0,0.01929&z=16&layer=c&cbll=-46.349689,168.017134&panoid=cC7l1DUjdIBjP699VtGqMA&cbp=12,301.05,,0,10.2) (well this building). Can't remember the signage about it being a lolly shop so it must have changed into a pie-providing cafe since Goggle went through the deep South.

[Fatt Max]

I'm pretty sure it was this place (http://maps.google.co.nz/maps?ie=UTF8&ll=-46.349757,168.017027&spn=0,0.01929&z=16&layer=c&cbll=-46.349689,168.017134&panoid=cC7l1DUjdIBjP699VtGqMA&cbp=12,301.05,,0,10.2) (well this building). Can't remember the signage about it being a lolly shop so it must have changed into a pie-providing cafe since Goggle went through the deep South.

Cheers dude, I'll add it in

Might earn you a free feed next time you are in eh

[DrunkenMistake]

Haha this sounds pretty good,
Ashame its an up north thing ;)

[Fatt Max]

Nah mate, its all over. If you fancy getting a few bods together and do the same then go for it mate, all good

[DrunkenMistake]

I think im the only fat biker I know haha, im a bit of an odd one out on a sports bike ;)

[Fatt Max]

I think im the only fat biker I know haha, im a bit of an odd one out on a sports bike ;)

fat biker on a sports bike.....thats shear talent mate, nice one

[DrunkenMistake]

Haha, some how it works out, worst part is im only 5'4 Ahaha :clap:

[NedKellley]

Awesome Max!!!:clap:
The missus has threatened to post a picture of me and out me!!!:shutup: But hey...inside every skinny biker is a fat biker trying to get out!!!!:drinkup:
Ride safe, free and full all!!

Ned

[Gearup]

Let's celebrate being unhealthy. Great image for the rest of us!

[creature]

this is f**king awsome, CREATURE is looking forward to joining his fellow pie eaters on the road.

[Fatt Max]

Let's celebrate being unhealthy. Great image for the rest of us!

Sounds like a great idea, cheers bro.....:woohoo:

[Gearup]

Sounds like a great idea, cheers bro.....:woohoo:

What's next? The "You're too fat and now need a trike" club?

[bogan]

What's next? The "You're too fat and now need a trike" club?

Reckon some need a "You're too whiny, here's a hanky club"

[Bodir]

Nice one my pommy friend. :shutup:

Am I alowed to ride? I could use the "being made fun of by FBMCs" excuse :innocent: :facepalm:

[Big Dave]

Beware the ides of March.
Soothsayer, scene i

And it is very much lamented, Brutus,
That you have no such mirrors as will turn
Your hidden worthiness into your eye.
Cassius, scene ii

Into what dangers would you lead me, Cassius,
That you would have me seek into myself
For that which is not in me?
Brutus, scene ii

Men at some time are masters of their fates:
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.
Cassius, scene ii

Let me have men about me that are fat;
Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights.
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
Caesar, scene ii

Shakespeare, W.

[Fatt Max]

Beware the ides of March.
Soothsayer, scene i

And it is very much lamented, Brutus,
That you have no such mirrors as will turn
Your hidden worthiness into your eye.
Cassius, scene ii

Into what dangers would you lead me, Cassius,
That you would have me seek into myself
For that which is not in me?
Brutus, scene ii

Men at some time are masters of their fates:
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.
Cassius, scene ii

Let me have men about me that are fat;
Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights.
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
Caesar, scene ii

Shakespeare, W.

That, my friend, is classic Billy S and no mistake. The Globe theatre shudders in the wake of your knowledge.....

In other words, fuck me Dave, you are a lot more educated than you look eh

As for the hidden message, well, its all Romans and daggers....dont care, just as long as they remember the pasta, eh.

Anyway, do you like the website?

[Fatt Max]

Nice one my pommy friend. :shutup:

Am I alowed to ride? I could use the "being made fun of by FBMCs" excuse :innocent: :facepalm:

More than welcome mate, be great to see you.

reckon you can join cos with all your bolt on gear you have a fat bike, that will do eh

Nice one bruv

[Fatt Max]

What's next? The "You're too fat and now need a trike" club?

No, thats been in existance for years mate.

Reckon it will be the 'You're too fat, you look like a dyke' club. You in?

[MadDuck]

reckon you can join cos with all your bolt on gear you have a fat bike

I wonder how many pies can fit in all his luggage boxes?

[Big Dave]

Verily I say it to be a font of mirth.

[Fatt Max]

Verily I say it to be a font of mirth.

I love you Dave and I'm going to write a song especially for you xx

[Fatt Max]

I wonder how many pies can fit in all his luggage boxes?

Oohhhh, have you any idea how RUDE that comment is...

You may as well have said "Check out what Ze German is packing..!!"

[Gearup]

Reckon some need a "You're too whiny, here's a hanky club"

That's rich coming from a pommy!

[bogan]

That's rich coming from a pommy!

:confused: I'm New Zealand born and raised,
on the playground is where I spent most of my days...

[Bodir]

Oohhhh, have you any idea how RUDE that comment is...

You may as well have said "Check out what Ze German is packing..!!"

This is so wrong on nearly all levels :gob:

[Fatt Max]

This is so wrong on nearly all levels :gob:

............yet so true my brother......

[Fatt Max]

That's rich coming from a pommy!

I like you, you're fun....

[Gearup]

I love you Dave and I'm going to write a song especially for you xx

Wouldn't a session on a treadmill be more productive fatty?

[Gearup]

:confused: I'm New Zealand born and raised,
on the playground is where I spent most of my days...

And they say thirst is creepy....

[bogan]

And they say thirst is creepy....

...and a couple of guys were acting no good
started making trouble in my neighbourhood...

[Fatt Max]

Wouldn't a session on a treadmill be more productive fatty?

I prefer a breadmill actually, with 6 strips of streaky bacon and some HP sauce whacked in between it. Now that would be productive fatty.....

You're fun...

[Big Dave]

I love you Dave and I'm going to write a song especially for you xx

Can you make it to the tune of 'Daniel Boone'?

[Gearup]

...and a couple of guys were acting no good
started making trouble in my neighbourhood...

Yo Yo sup B?

Gonna come along, gonna rap a song?

[ratfink]

The dairy at Northcross (at the end of Oteha Valley Rd. Next to shell station) does awesome home made pies.N.B It is the DAIRY not the bakery next door their pies are average at best.

[Gearup]

I prefer a breadmill actually, with 6 strips of streaky bacon and some HP sauce whacked in between it. Now that would be productive fatty.....

You're fun...

Actually, the breadmill etc sounds rather tasty!

[Baldy]

wot was the big ride in the manawatu seemed like 100s of bikes heading south past himitangi

[theo]

Seemed like a good idea at the time but seems to be dead now! Coronaries?

[Swoop]

Pie is currently on offer at my local corner shop, 3.1 for 2.

[Pedrostt500]

Awesome Max!!!:clap:
The missus has threatened to post a picture of me and out me!!!:shutup: But hey...inside every skinny biker is a fat biker trying to get out!!!!:drinkup:
Ride safe, free and full all!!

Ned

I Think inside every skinny biker, is a Fat biker looking for a Pie and a Pint, and another pie.

[The Everlasting]

Who ate all the pies??

The website is down....

[Nasty]

Are any food tips eg: shops with good pies, beer reviews etc, are these available to those who are only a bit fat?

I just lost some weight, and I'm feeling insecure, as you can well imagine, but I'm still an XL, if that improves my eligibility.

In Queen St $5 lamb or chicken on rice with salad and humus or a kebab, normally $10!. Henderson shops sit down Indian curry, not bad and only $5. I'm willing to share....

was replaced and upgraded .. and is up

http://www.forum.fatbikersmc.co.nz/