Customer service?

[DEATH_INC.]

How's this for a reply to an enquiry a mate sent to them....


-------Original Message-------

From: Gone in 60 Seconds Motorcycles Ltd
Date: 03/13/11 19:18:32
To: XXXXX@xnet.co.nz
Subject: RE:

Last Email,

Find someone Else Thanks !

We don't work well with people like ya self starting
off so badly at the start ! We don't work with dictators ! only customer that want
perfection in ABS or Carbon Fairings, we supply this service to customers that have
a need for high end Race Bikes, Motorcross Bikes, Street Bikes ,parts !


We don't need your work !

Thanks ,

Kim,Office,Sales




Gone in 60 Seconds Motorcycles
( Licensed Motorcycle Dealers )
World Wide Import & Export of Motorcycles, Parts & Fairings
All Makes & Models - Road,Track & Motorcross
We also stock & supply Aviation Fuel to order
www.gonein60secondsmotorcycles.com
Skype"gonein60secondsmotorcycles


Phone : +64 072180046 or +64 0212150212

PO.Box 832, 7th Ave, Zip 3110 Tauranga

New Zealand



Thank you,

From The Team



It started from a rather simple request for some close ups of their carbon products :rolleyes:

[nodrog]

Do you know if they have a shop?

Fanny.

[DEATH_INC.]

Do you know if they have a shop?

Fanny.
No, not sure, but they have a few bikes, I guess they'd have to have them somewhere.

[Virago]

Why haven't you posted up your mate's enquiry, so we can see both sides of the story...?

[DEATH_INC.]

Why haven't you posted up your mate's enquiry, so we can see both sides of the story...?
I don't have the initial enquiry (I think it was done via their website), but this is the second message he sent....

'I'd like to see some high quality pics of the carbon fibre you sell before I spend my coin (like I asked for in the initial email), so my bike is irrelevant at this stage. If I am happy with the quality/finish of the product you are trying to sell, then I'll take the next step.

XXXXX'

There ya go.

[Virago]

Ah, okay. I wonder about the wording of the original request?

Many manufacturers or agents may be wary of internet requests for high-resolution photos - it may be a prospective competitor fishing for data. Your mate's evasive (and slightly antagonistic) response wouldn't help the matter.

Having said that, their final response seems rather unusual.

[Elysium]

Gotta love the web site. Never heard of a motorcycle related web site using Korn as their theme music.

[Jeff Sichoe]

Maybe they don't have any local stock so can't just take 'high quality pics of the carbon fibre'?

Does seem a bit rude from Kim however!

[blacksheep500]

They must be doing really well to be fobbing off customers like that . Recession? What recession???

[imdying]

Shit (almost ferkin retarded) website, no good pictures... save your money, it'll be cheap arse Chinese imported shite.

Whoever made the website needs a kick in the head, unless they were being paid to make it unfriendly.

Gone in 60 seconds, and a Korn song? Virgin and Bruckheimer films should have no trouble having the place shut down then...

[Gone in 60 Seconds]

Hi everyone ,

My name is Kim ,And i work for Gone in 60 Seconds Motorcycles,

We are on trademe and have a listing for Bikes and fairings ABS and Corbon Fiber !
We got a email from trade me for pach asking us for photos of all or Fairing and corbon fiber Kits,?
We then reply to this email and we asked them for what kind of motorcycle do you want the Carbon fairings for,..... All we got back was= thats not what we asked you for so my bike is irrelevant !

Well you see everyone it is of Importance so we can send customers the wright info for there bikes ? Is that to much to ask !

With the net now days other manufacturers copy- steal and without permission or legal right photos and ideas ! its a big problem now days ,i,e Look at China !

They gave us two different emails to reply to as the first one for what ever reason" they said not to reply to ?

This is the first email that we sent ,

Hi there,

So what are you after for the bike, carbon fairings ? and what kind of bike are they for ?


Thanks,

Kim,Office,Sales

So everyone please make your own mind up, as said two sides to everything in life !

Thanks ,

Kim,Office,sales Gone in 60 seconds Motorcycles

[nodrog]

I am keen for a brand new 2011 R1 for $18500!

Fanny.

[imdying]

Awww Kim, any chance we could get all that in English? :rolleyes:

[Little Miss Trouble]

How's this for a reply to an enquiry a mate sent to them....


-------Original Message-------

From: Gone in 60 Seconds Motorcycles Ltd
Date: 03/13/11 19:18:32
To: XXXXX@xnet.co.nz
Subject: RE:

Last Email,

Find someone Else Thanks !

We don't work well with people like ya self starting
off so badly at the start ! We don't work with dictators ! only customer that want
perfection in ABS or Carbon Fairings, we supply this service to customers that have
a need for high end Race Bikes, Motorcross Bikes, Street Bikes ,parts !


We don't need your work !

Thanks ,

Kim,Office,Sales




Gone in 60 Seconds Motorcycles
( Licensed Motorcycle Dealers )
World Wide Import & Export of Motorcycles, Parts & Fairings
All Makes & Models - Road,Track & Motorcross
We also stock & supply Aviation Fuel to order
www.gonein60secondsmotorcycles.com
Skype"gonein60secondsmotorcycles


Phone : +64 072180046 or +64 0212150212

PO.Box 832, 7th Ave, Zip 3110 Tauranga

New Zealand



Thank you,

From The Team



It started from a rather simple request for some close ups of their carbon products :rolleyes:

To be honest I'm surprised your mate even bothered to submit an enquiry, with a website like that I sure as shit wouldn't!

[nodrog]

Hi everyone ,

My name is Kim ,And i work for Gone in 60 Seconds Motorcycles,

We are on trademe and have a listing for Bikes and fairings ABS and Corbon Fiber !
We got a email from trade me for pach asking us for photos of all or Fairing and corbon fiber Kits,?
We then reply to this email and we asked them for what kind of motorcycle do you want the Carbon fairings for,..... All we got back was= thats not what we asked you for so my bike is irrelevant !

Well you see everyone it is of Importance so we can send customers the wright info for there bikes ? Is that to much to ask !

With the net now days other manufacturers copy- steal and without permission or legal right photos and ideas ! its a big problem now days ,i,e Look at China !

They gave us two different emails to reply to as the first one for what ever reason" they said not to reply to ?

This is the first email that we sent ,

Hi there,

So what are you after for the bike, carbon fairings ? and what kind of bike are they for ?


Thanks,

Kim,Office,Sales

So everyone please make your own mind up, as said two sides to everything in life !

Thanks ,

Kim,Office,sales Gone in 60 seconds Motorcycles

Have you guys got a showroom? I am liking the price of the R1.

Fanny.

[Gone in 60 Seconds]

email us to gonein60secondsmotorcycles and we can talk bout that new R1 for you ,
Thanks
Kim

[bogan]

With the net now days other manufacturers copy- steal and without permission or legal right photos and ideas ! its a big problem now days ,i,e Look at China !

Just a very minor detail, but do you have permission or legal right to use a movie title as your name (well most of it), or to use a korn song on the website?

Also, the bike model could be not very important if the guy is looking for fairings to modify and fit to a different than intended bike.

[Gone in 60 Seconds]

we are wholesalers, and we have a show room truck that we do track days with ,Takes our Fairings and Bikes round Nz, Email us at the email i just gave you and we can talk more

Thanks ,

Kim

[Gone in 60 Seconds]

We are a Licensed Motorcycle Dealer, You work it out !

Thanks ,

Kim

[firefighter]

I wonder if Gone in 60 seconds really will be gone in 60 seconds......hahaha

What do you expect, it's in Scowlronga. It's a little wanna be Auckland of a town that calls itself a City, with useless and rude customer service - does'nt really matter too much where you go. In fact it's very "Ponsnobby'ish".....

Samesame everytime I go back, yes i'm from there. I cannot believe how pissed off everyone always looks down there, walking around scowling. You feel like they're really doing you a favour whenever you buy anything from stores there, rather than providing a service, the totally unprofessional response from Kim does'nt surprise me in th slightest.

[firefighter]

We are a Licensed Motorcycle Dealer, You work it out !

Thanks ,

Kim

Thanks for confirming my above statement; unprofessional. Don't leave Tauranga you will fail, people outside of that place won't put up with what passes as customer service there.

[Swoop]

Good greif. Keep Hitcher away from this thread.:rolleyes:
Post #11 especially.

[imdying]

Carbon is a funny business in NZ... last time I went to the races some homo had stuck a sticker with his website details on it to the mirror on my bike. Ahhh, no, don't wanna buy your junk, how about you keep your fucking hands off of my bike wanker :Oi:

[Virago]

Good greif. Keep Hitcher away from this thread.:rolleyes:
Post #11 especially.

Not to mention post 22...

[sil3nt]

You know the business is dodgy when your reading English but you can't help but think your actually reading Chinese.



Sorry that sounds more racist than it is meant to be.

[Gone in 60 Seconds]

Im thinking you Ride a Little GN 250 the way you talk like this ! Get over your self !

I bet your one that doesn't wave to your on coming motorcyclist ! Because thats what ya doing here Making an ass of ya self !
But riding ya little GN 250 round i dont blame ya keeping to your self !

Girls need to stick together and your not one so ride away ! little boy !

Kim

[Virago]

Oh dear...

[kiwifruit]

I was just about to ask about carbon fairings for my GN250.... :-(

[Swoop]

Not to mention post 22...
Especially that one!:rolleyes:

[bogan]

Im thinking you Ride a Little GN 250 the way you talk like this ! Get over your self !

I bet your one that doesn't wave to your on coming motorcyclist ! Because thats what ya doing here Making an ass of ya self !
But riding ya little GN 250 round i dont blame ya keeping to your self !

Girls need to stick together and your not one so ride away ! little boy !

Kim

Did someone say waving thread! Yeh usually I do, but I reserve the kb wave only for those riding good bikes, no harleys or kwakas, only a few scooters get it.

Also, a bit of serious advice, delete all your posts, log out, redesign your website, and get out a book on customer service or something!

[firefighter]

This. Is. Epic......:apint:

How to ensure your business fails 101

[Gone in 60 Seconds]

LOL Boys because thats all ya doing is making dicks of ya self !


KIM

[scracha]

Hi everyone ,

My name is Kim ,And i work for Gone in 60 Seconds Motorcycles,



Kim, here's some free advice. I'm not sure how long you've been in business, but it's a basic rule that the customer is always right, even when they appear to be an arsehole. Good manners cost nothing. You took the time to write an unprofessional, rude email that quite frankly makes your company appear arrogant. That time would have been better spent writing a polite but "thanks, but no thanks Sir" style email or just not responding and spending the time on another customer (or fixing your website :rolleyes:). Sometimes the apparent arsehole, time wasting, question asking people turn into first class good customers.

I'm sure your work/products are 1st class but the impression you're giving is simply not a good look.

[Virago]

This. Is. Epic......:apint:

How to ensure your business fails 101

It appears that Kim is not a director or shareholder:

http://www.business.govt.nz/companies/app/ui/pages/companies/3149985

[DEATH_INC.]

Ok Kim, how about as per the original request you post up a close up pic or two of some of your carbon product? Thanks.

[Spearfish]

Im thinking you Ride a Little GN 250 the way you talk like this ! Get over your self !

I bet your one that doesn't wave to your on coming motorcyclist ! Because thats what ya doing here Making an ass of ya self !
But riding ya little GN 250 round i dont blame ya keeping to your self !

Girls need to stick together and your not one so ride away ! little boy !

Kim

:bleh:
:corn:

I can hear howls of outrage from the GN250 MC with support from their prospects the GN125 riders rights movement....Is going to go global!!

[firefighter]

It appears that Kim is not a director or shareholder:

http://www.business.govt.nz/companies/app/ui/pages/companies/3149985

Looks like these people need to be made aware of some serious damage being done.

Seems like a company very reliant on viral marketing, and I don't imagine this is the type of viral marketing they would have in mind......

I'm off the company now, and so is everyone I know. Someone needs to put a leash on 'Kim', I really cannot believe the follow up comments it's crazy, even for a Tauranga based company.

[The Pastor]

Im thinking you Ride a Little GN 250 the way you talk like this ! Get over your self !

I bet your one that doesn't wave to your on coming motorcyclist ! Because thats what ya doing here Making an ass of ya self !
But riding ya little GN 250 round i dont blame ya keeping to your self !

Girls need to stick together and your not one so ride away ! little boy !

Kim

I bet you're really good at maths. Because you suck donkey dick at marketing your business.

[Dodgy]

Kim is quite obviously retarded! (apologies in advance to actual retards to whom I have now insulted) - have a read of the Avgas section, he/she is incapable even of a simple cut'n'paste. And what about the rhetoric on copyrighting? There is a photo of an Ohlins unit with the magazine 'Sport Rider' on the bottom right.

Oh dear....

Fail...

[Gone in 60 Seconds]

All we got back was= thats not what we asked you for so my bike is irrelevant !

Well to us it is relevant ! Get over your self !


Kim

[Gone in 60 Seconds]

Keep going ! we are not in or have done any wrong !

[bogan]

Keep going ! we are not in or have done any wrong !

Except grammar, you have done that wrong. :rolleyes:

[Elysium]

LOL Boys because thats all ya doing is making dicks of ya self !


KIM
Does your daddy know you're using his work computer?

[The Pastor]

Keep going ! we are not in or have done any wrong !

the only wrong that happened was your parents not using protection.

[Spearfish]

Kim is quite obviously retarded! (apologies in advance to actual retards to whom I have now insulted) - have a read of the Avgas section, he/she is incapable even of a simple cut'n'paste. And what about the rhetoric on copyrighting? There is a photo of an Ohlins unit with the magazine 'Sport Rider' on the bottom right.

Oh dear....

Fail...

I can hear howls of outrage from the retarded bikers association of NZ, this thread hurting so many people.....deeply hurting.

Seriously though is this company for real or just a high school economics class project?

[DEATH_INC.]

All we got back was= thats not what we asked you for so my bike is irrelevant !

Well to us it is relevant ! Get over your self !


Kim

The bike is not important, though if you looked at the original inquiry via trade me you would know what it was.....
All that was requested was a close up photo of some of your carbon work, so we can see the quality of your work, and also the weave.
Can you not supply this? It is a simple request.

[short-circuit]

This is the best thread I've seen for quite some time - Have some bling to 'Kim' to compensate the inevitable loss of custom

[DEATH_INC.]

Sometimes the apparent arsehole, time wasting, question asking people turn into first class good customers.
Correct, he WAS serious about buying some stuff....

[Timmeh:P]

Its a slow day in the office... Thankfully I have this thread to keep me amused.... thanks Kim! Keep digging the hole!! :rofl:

[Spearfish]

Correct, he WAS serious about buying some stuff....


What if the price is right?

[Buyasta]

Seriously though is this company for real or just a high school economics class project?
Doubtful, I'm pretty sure English is still a compulsory subject in high school.

[White trash]

Hey Kim, take a quick look and try and understand what people are saying to you in this thread.

Marketing, you're doing it wrong.

[Gone in 60 Seconds]

a85lee (42 ) Address Verified Feb 2011 6 Feb 2011
patch11 was the buyer
(#347800951)
Contacted after being away for 1 week, and said sorry for the delay. Got contact after 1 week since i sent the email and address with suitable time, got back with a bad timing (9am in the morning which everyone at work) to pick up and rude reply, then stopped the trading without any notice and put bad feedback on trademe for me.....He was rude and will never trade with this person. Beware
trader responded: 8 Feb 2011
no apology, no time mentioned, and no phone number to ring to organize things. You take over a week to answer any email sent and did not reply to my last email Why should I wait over two weeks? you are full of it and I refuse to spend my money on your auction. You waste people's time with poor excuses.
bmxmilitia (39 ) Address Verified Feb 2011 4 Feb 2011
15 Oct 2010
patch11 was the seller
(#318513720)
The sail arrived as per described, and care was taken to pack it well. When it came to organising couriers, this individual wanted $60.00 for courier and packaging despite Fastways courier specifiying $10.00 for courier delivery. When we could not agree on his terms, this individual was unwilling to give us his address to allow us to collect. He was unpleasant and would recommend not trading with this person ever. Suggest you look at previous feedback.
trader responded: 15 Oct 2010


And on and on it its the same as the problem we had (i.e ) Talking to this GUY !
Work it out !

[fatzx10r]

a85lee (42 ) Address Verified Feb 2011 6 Feb 2011
patch11 was the buyer
(#347800951)
Contacted after being away for 1 week, and said sorry for the delay. Got contact after 1 week since i sent the email and address with suitable time, got back with a bad timing (9am in the morning which everyone at work) to pick up and rude reply, then stopped the trading without any notice and put bad feedback on trademe for me.....He was rude and will never trade with this person. Beware
trader responded: 8 Feb 2011
no apology, no time mentioned, and no phone number to ring to organize things. You take over a week to answer any email sent and did not reply to my last email Why should I wait over two weeks? you are full of it and I refuse to spend my money on your auction. You waste people's time with poor excuses.
bmxmilitia (39 ) Address Verified Feb 2011 4 Feb 2011
15 Oct 2010
patch11 was the seller
(#318513720)
The sail arrived as per described, and care was taken to pack it well. When it came to organising couriers, this individual wanted $60.00 for courier and packaging despite Fastways courier specifiying $10.00 for courier delivery. When we could not agree on his terms, this individual was unwilling to give us his address to allow us to collect. He was unpleasant and would recommend not trading with this person ever. Suggest you look at previous feedback.
trader responded: 15 Oct 2010


And on and on it its the same as the problem we had (i.e ) Talking to this GUY !
Work it out !

WTF are you on about!

[DEATH_INC.]

a85lee (42 ) Address Verified Feb 2011 6 Feb 2011
patch11 was the buyer
(#347800951)
Contacted after being away for 1 week Bah blah blah
What has this to do with you?
Still waiting for those pics....

[neels]

And on and on it its the same as the problem we had (i.e ) Talking to this GUY !
Work it out !
Really?

1035 positive feedback vs 2 negative suggests otherwise.....

[DMNTD]

I wonder if Gone in 60 seconds really will be gone in 60 seconds......hahaha

What do you expect, it's in Scowlronga. It's a little wanna be Auckland of a town that calls itself a City, with useless and rude customer service - does'nt really matter too much where you go. In fact it's very "Ponsnobby'ish".....

Samesame everytime I go back, yes i'm from there. I cannot believe how pissed off everyone always looks down there, walking around scowling. You feel like they're really doing you a favour whenever you buy anything from stores there, rather than providing a service, the totally unprofessional response from Kim does'nt surprise me in th slightest.

Oi...don't tar us all with the same brush man :nono:
About as ignorant as saying that all Aucklanders are butt fucking, latte sipping pole smokers.

Granted I too can't understand why 'Kim" would want to manage this situation in the manner that 'she' has, but it doesn't mean every business owner is the same down these ways.

[Timmeh:P]

a85lee (42 ) Address Verified Feb 2011 6 Feb 2011
patch11 was the buyer
(#347800951)
Contacted after being away for 1 week, and said sorry for the delay. Got contact after 1 week since i sent the email and address with suitable time, got back with a bad timing (9am in the morning which everyone at work) to pick up and rude reply, then stopped the trading without any notice and put bad feedback on trademe for me.....He was rude and will never trade with this person. Beware
trader responded: 8 Feb 2011
no apology, no time mentioned, and no phone number to ring to organize things. You take over a week to answer any email sent and did not reply to my last email Why should I wait over two weeks? you are full of it and I refuse to spend my money on your auction. You waste people's time with poor excuses.
bmxmilitia (39 ) Address Verified Feb 2011 4 Feb 2011
15 Oct 2010
patch11 was the seller
(#318513720)
The sail arrived as per described, and care was taken to pack it well. When it came to organising couriers, this individual wanted $60.00 for courier and packaging despite Fastways courier specifiying $10.00 for courier delivery. When we could not agree on his terms, this individual was unwilling to give us his address to allow us to collect. He was unpleasant and would recommend not trading with this person ever. Suggest you look at previous feedback.
trader responded: 15 Oct 2010


And on and on it its the same as the problem we had (i.e ) Talking to this GUY !
Work it out !

Sorry I am lost now Kim... Can you elaborate? :tugger:

[Ferkletastic]

a85lee (42 ) Address Verified Feb 2011 6 Feb 2011
patch11 was the buyer
(#347800951)
Contacted after being away for 1 week, and said sorry for the delay. Got contact after 1 week since i sent the email and address with suitable time, got back with a bad timing (9am in the morning which everyone at work) to pick up and rude reply, then stopped the trading without any notice and put bad feedback on trademe for me.....He was rude and will never trade with this person. Beware
trader responded: 8 Feb 2011
no apology, no time mentioned, and no phone number to ring to organize things. You take over a week to answer any email sent and did not reply to my last email Why should I wait over two weeks? you are full of it and I refuse to spend my money on your auction. You waste people's time with poor excuses.
bmxmilitia (39 ) Address Verified Feb 2011 4 Feb 2011
15 Oct 2010
patch11 was the seller
(#318513720)
The sail arrived as per described, and care was taken to pack it well. When it came to organising couriers, this individual wanted $60.00 for courier and packaging despite Fastways courier specifiying $10.00 for courier delivery. When we could not agree on his terms, this individual was unwilling to give us his address to allow us to collect. He was unpleasant and would recommend not trading with this person ever. Suggest you look at previous feedback.
trader responded: 15 Oct 2010


And on and on it its the same as the problem we had (i.e ) Talking to this GUY !
Work it out !

You're an idiot.

Bad mouthing potential customers, representing your employer whilst being sarcastic and insulting can be (and has been) deemed serious misconduct y'know.

If your boss has any brains your ass is gonna be out of a job very quickly so they can get on here and attempt some damage control.

[paulmac]

Has anyone rung the phone number provided on the web site ?

[Oscar]

Doubtful, I'm pretty sure English is still a compulsory subject in high school.

It's a pity good manners aren't.

[Spearfish]

I thought it was fairly good at least it isn't "Text speak"


Who cares anyway, my first pick won pic of the week this week:clap:

[firefighter]

hahahaha, yeah I know mate. My parents actually own a company down there. I have had good experiences, but it's a common knowledge thing to expect that sort of behaviour from down there.....my parents say the same.......to be perfectly honest the best bike shop experience iv'e ever had was at Bayride, and my worst was at AMPS.....


Oi...don't tar us all with the same brush man :nono:
About as ignorant as saying that all Aucklanders are butt fucking, latte sipping pole smokers.

Granted I too can't understand why 'Kim" would want to manage this situation in the manner that 'she' has, but it doesn't mean every business owner is the same down these ways.

[onearmedbandit]

Oh my fucking god, loving this!

<img src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=233635&d=1299278175"/>

[Maha]

EJ, is that you?

Work it out

Kim.

[White trash]

Agreed, this is certainly the best thread in quite some time. Keep up the good work Kim.......

[onearmedbandit]

Can we frame this thread and hang it in the KB lounge?

[Timmeh:P]

+1 for sticky!

[White trash]

Someone needs to change the title of the thread to "How to win customers and influence people"

[Laava]

Oh my fucking god, loving this!

<img src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=233635&d=1299278175"/>

Agree. Shove over and make some room on the couch!

[bogan]

Can we frame this thread and hang it in the KB lounge?

Or print it out and show it to Kim's boss :shifty:

[DMNTD]

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dFtLONl4cNc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Elysium]

This is indeed a good thread.

[Timmeh:P]

... :Pokey:

[jasonu]

How's this for a reply to an enquiry a mate sent to them....


-------Original Message-------

From: Gone in 60 Seconds Motorcycles Ltd
Date: 03/13/11 19:18:32
To: XXXXX@xnet.co.nz
Subject: RE:

Last Email,

Find someone Else Thanks !

We don't work well with people like ya self starting
off so badly at the start ! We don't work with dictators ! only customer that want
perfection in ABS or Carbon Fairings, we supply this service to customers that have
a need for high end Race Bikes, Motorcross Bikes, Street Bikes ,parts !


We don't need your work !

Thanks ,

Kim,Office,Sales




Gone in 60 Seconds Motorcycles
( Licensed Motorcycle Dealers )
World Wide Import & Export of Motorcycles, Parts & Fairings
All Makes & Models - Road,Track & Motorcross
We also stock & supply Aviation Fuel to order
www.gonein60secondsmotorcycles.com
Skype"gonein60secondsmotorcycles


Phone : +64 072180046 or +64 0212150212

PO.Box 832, 7th Ave, Zip 3110 Tauranga

New Zealand



Thank you,

From The Team



It started from a rather simple request for some close ups of their carbon products :rolleyes:

Apart from the abrupt message I am impressed with the nice grammar and the spelling too...

[jasonu]

Im thinking you Ride a Little GN 250 the way you talk like this ! Get over your self !

I bet your one that doesn't wave to your on coming motorcyclist ! Because thats what ya doing here Making an ass of ya self !
But riding ya little GN 250 round i dont blame ya keeping to your self !

Girls need to stick together and your not one so ride away ! little boy !

Kim

You need to subscribe to the 'Evelin Woodhouse Sped Riddin Corse' so you can learn ta rite proppa like.

[short-circuit]

Bump.

Please come back Kimmy - you're the star attraction. Did you pull your Trade Me account?

[spawn]

You need to subscribe to the 'Evelin Woodhouse Sped Riddin Corse' so you can learn ta rite proppa like.

We all ride bikes in here i hope and not just talking shit about someones Bad trades !
Thing is if you Fuckers read all the info that this KIM is trying to tell you - You all would see she is RIGHT this Patch11 just sound like a wast of every ones time, and i to -We have a bike shop in Auckland and we would do the same as she has ! Good on ya Kim

[fatzx10r]

We all ride bikes in here i hope and not just talking shit about someones Bad trades !
Thing is if you Fuckers read all the info that this KIM is trying to tell you - You all would see she is RIGHT this Patch11 just sound like a wast of every ones time, and i to -We have a bike shop in Auckland and we would do the same as she has ! Good on ya Kim

how does fuck off sound :finger:

[Virago]

Bump.

Please come back Kimmy - you're the star attraction. Did you pull your Trade Me account?

She's back...

[short-circuit]

We all ride bikes in here i hope and not just talking shit about someones Bad trades !
Thing is if you Fuckers read all the info that this KIM is trying to tell you - You all would see she is RIGHT this Patch11 just sound like a wast of every ones time, and i to -We have a bike shop in Auckland and we would do the same as she has ! Good on ya Kim

:woohoo:

:corn:

Glad I bumped

[saxet]

We all ride bikes in here i hope and not just talking shit about someones Bad trades !
Thing is if you Fuckers read all the info that this KIM is trying to tell you - You all would see she is RIGHT this Patch11 just sound like a wast of every ones time, and i to -We have a bike shop in Auckland and we would do the same as she has ! Good on ya Kim

Well I've given up trying to understand what Kim and yourself are trying to say.

[bogan]

this thread is now, bi-winning!

<img src="http://www.themusicninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Duck-Sauce-Charlie-Sheen-Spinstyles-Bi-Winning-Edit.jpg" />

:corn::corn:

[Madness]

We all ride bikes in here i hope and not just talking shit about someones Bad trades !
Thing is if you Fuckers read all the info that this KIM is trying to tell you - You all would see she is RIGHT this Patch11 just sound like a wast of every ones time, and i to -We have a bike shop in Auckland and we would do the same as she has ! Good on ya Kim

How about telling us the name of your business, so we can offer it the same level of KB support that Kim has so brilliantly managed to generate from her earlier posts. Or, perhaps you are Kim and have chosen to use another login to try and keep us off the trail of BULLSHIT that you have left behind.

Do us all a favour and fuck off.

[Builder-Biker]

Sounds like to me this DEATH_INC. Fuck needs a kick in the face !
What the FUCK are you on mate ya all shit, What do you stay home all day and play with ya little DICK or something ,As us real men are out working ,Takes one of us to put you little FUCKER back in ya place < Do ya want to come to my place and try this kind of shit on with a real MAN SON !

Keep going Kim ya did the wriht thing !!!!!!!!! MACK

....

[Madness]

Sounds like to me this DEATH_INC. Fuck needs a kick in the face !
What the FUCK are you on mate ya all shit, What do you stay home all day and play with ya little DICK or something ,As us real men are out working ,Takes one of us to put you little FUCKER back in ya place < Do ya want to come to my place and try this kind of shit on with a real MAN SON !

Keep going Kim ya did the wriht thing !!!!!!!!! MACK

....

This thread is like catnip for fucktards! :tugger:

[Dadpole]

:corn: ...waits for next post

[fatzx10r]

Sounds like to me this DEATH_INC. Fuck needs a kick in the face !
What the FUCK are you on mate ya all shit, What do you stay home all day and play with ya little DICK or something ,As us real men are out working ,Takes one of us to put you little FUCKER back in ya place < Do ya want to come to my place and try this kind of shit on with a real MAN SON !

Keep going Kim ya did the wriht thing !!!!!!!!! MACK

....

have you always been a complete retard?

[bogan]

Sounds like to me this DEATH_INC. Fuck needs a kick in the face !
What the FUCK are you on mate ya all shit, What do you stay home all day and play with ya little DICK or something ,As us real men are out working ,Takes one of us to put you little FUCKER back in ya place < Do ya want to come to my place and try this kind of shit on with a real MAN SON !

Keep going Kim ya did the wriht thing !!!!!!!!! MACK

....

Now my only question here, is do you build bikes? or are you a biker who is also a builder?

[caseye]

Oh Yeah, with you there Dadpole.An I'm a big ol pussy cat just waiting for me next fix.
Simple really, no service first time up, I never go back.
Can't believe that this thread has attracted so many bees to the honey.
Hell lets just say it like I mean't it.
KB is good for fuck all at times, but there is an underlying sense of right and wrong here that makes me smile when dickheads like these start joining up so they can prove to the majority that there really are retards out there, still!
Go away please, we were happy bitching at each other and back biting all the while telling bigger and bigger porkies. Now we all can't wait to see what ya all say next.

[Builder-Biker]

So what people in here dont talk bout bike rides any more Like the cold kiwi just shit bout some chick keeping it real !

I bet some of you cant ride for shit anyway ,I can tell by the way ya keep talking ya self up ! There no bike talk in here just kids talking alot of SHIT !

[MadDuck]

KB is good for fuck all at times....

Shouldnt have let women join.... :rolleyes:

[Builder-Biker]

And for ya fucken info we build high end homes in Auckland ,Is that ok with you !

[caseye]

Shouldnt have let women join.... :rolleyes:

What and miss out on meeting "big bike" riders like your self.I bet that if builder bob op's sorry builda bubba, um sorry whats that jerks name again? Saw you on your bike he'd run a mile before even thinking of waving in the approved fashion.
I'm picking up a hot date on saturday and riding Norf to the Dairy Flat, ya all coming down?

[fatzx10r]

anyway ,I can tell

we can tell it is you kim, by the way you space your commas

[Madness]

There no bike talk in here just kids talking alot of SHIT !
Nobody invited you here, you're welcome to fuck off any time you like.


And for ya fucken info we build high end homes in Auckland ,Is that ok with you !
No, it's not o.k with me. You should fuck off, that'd make me happy.

[Mully]

This is FUCKING awesome!!

Kimmy, Builder guy and other one, please don't leave.

EDIT: Spawn. Spawn was the other one..... Who, circumstance would have it, joined less than 15 minutes after Builder-Biker.

It's been ages since we had such an epic thread.....

[Mom]

This thread is pure gold. What a fantastic thing to find at the end of a long day at the office.


Can we frame this thread and hang it in the KB lounge?

STICKY :yes:


+1 for sticky!

See!


Shouldnt have let women join.... :rolleyes:

I agree! Friggen women, though I am picking Kim is not female but male who has a few little friends he is encouraging to join in. Lets encourage them, I am loving the read.

Mind you that patch is an odd bloke, he thread dredges and gives really weird rep :rolleyes:

[bogan]

And for ya fucken info we build high end homes in Auckland ,Is that ok with you !

No thats not ok, when building a house both ends should always be the same height! Maybe thats why you and your mates are so angry, one hand holding your desk so your chair doesn't roll out the door, one had tugging on it, leaves only the forehead to bash against the keyboard. Actually now I think about it, that explains the grammar errors too :innocent:


This is FUCKING awesome!!

Kimmy, Builder guy and other one, please don't leave.

EDIT: Spawn. Spawn was the other one..... Who, circumstance would have it, joined less than 15 minutes after Builder-Biker.

It's been ages since we had such an epic thread.....

it's a bit like the dean threads, but there are three of them :shit:

[Gubb]

Believe it or not I was actually looking at a set of cheap fairings for a mates track bike, and these guys came up.

NOT ANY MORE DOUCHEBAGS. I'D RATHER PUT MY MONEY INTO A RANCID SQUID AFTER FATT MAX HAS HAD HIS WAY WITH IT, THAN LEAVE IT IN YOUR CARE.

[Kiwi675]

Please come back Kim...........Spawn...........Builder-Biker........we love you..........we miss you........come back..........please
:drinkup::drinkup::drinknsin

[Mom]

Believe it or not I was actually looking at a set of cheap fairings for a mates track bike, and these guys came up.

NOT ANY MORE DOUCHEBAGS. I'D RATHER PUT MY MONEY INTO A RANCID SQUID AFTER FATT MAX HAS HAD HIS WAY WITH IT, THAN LEAVE IT IN YOUR CARE.

There is a crowd in Paeroa that do race fairings. I cant think of their name at the moment, just ask the question in the racing forum, they will point the way :yes:

Hug Zoe for me pleaase!

[White trash]

Sounds like to me this DEATH_INC. Fuck needs a kick in the face !
What the FUCK are you on mate ya all shit, What do you stay home all day and play with ya little DICK or something ,As us real men are out working ,Takes one of us to put you little FUCKER back in ya place < Do ya want to come to my place and try this kind of shit on with a real MAN SON !

Keep going Kim ya did the wriht thing !!!!!!!!! MACK

....

Fuck, what a tough guy. Hope I never run into you in a dark alley. You'll probably try your irresistable charms on me and spike my drink you can get some rough man sex. Poofter.

Bwahahaha, this thread gets better and better.

Maybe we should settle this like REAL men. One lap of the track of your choice, standing start, race one lap, full contact allowed. You'll be crying like a six year old bitch with a skinned knee :D

Name the place and date sweet cheeks.

[Madness]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to White trash again.


:rolleyes:

[Kiwi675]

Fuck, what a tough guy. Hope I never run into you in a dark alley. You'll probably try your irresistable charms on me and spike my drink you can get some rough man sex. Poofter.

Bwahahaha, this thread gets better and better.

Maybe we should settle this like REAL men. One lap of the track of your choice, standing start, race one lap, full contact allowed. You'll be crying like a six year old bitch with a skinned knee :D

Name the place and date sweet cheeks.

Please advise all users when he responds; a) So we can watch the race & b) In case you need protection from Kimmy.......oops....Builder-Biker.......:rolleyes:

[Katman]

The KB feeding frenzy strikes again.

[Drew]

Sounds like to me this DEATH_INC. Fuck needs a kick in the face !
What the FUCK are you on mate ya all shit, What do you stay home all day and play with ya little DICK or something ,As us real men are out working ,Takes one of us to put you little FUCKER back in ya place < Do ya want to come to my place and try this kind of shit on with a real MAN SON !

Keep going Kim ya did the wriht thing !!!!!!!!! MACK

....

Bwahahahaha, I've got fifty bucks that says Death inc. will be keen as fuck to come say this shit to your face. I'd also like to 'multi' that bet. Second one being you're gonna have real trouble kicking him in the face and breathing through a straw at the same fuckin time.

Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, ya totally screwed the pooch on this one. Your reply to the customer you didn't want to deal with was out of line. It is entirely your right to tell Patch you don't want to deal with him, but to be offensive in saying it will only hurt your business.

Just look at this thread, the only support you can gather is either two mates you've called up to join KB, or two extra logins that you created.

Come back though, it's fuckin entertaining.

[Drew]

The KB feeding frenzy strikes again.

What the fuck is wrong with you man?

Kim the dumb fuck chimed in on a thread that would have generated 20 replies max, and no real credit to anyone other than friends of Death and Patch. Those people would have taken their side anyway.

You should be glad you're getting a break from being told to piss off, instead you're giving us more reason to want you to do it!

[reggie1198]

And for ya fucken info we build high end homes in Auckland ,Is that ok with you !

Any chance you could post some pics of your "high end homes"
No particular style, just want to see the "high end finish"

[scracha]

We all ride bikes in here i hope and not just talking shit about someones Bad trades !
Thing is if you Fuckers read all the info that this KIM is trying to tell you - You all would see she is RIGHT this Patch11 just sound like a wast of every ones time, and i to -We have a bike shop in Auckland and we would do the same as she has ! Good on ya Kim

What...be obnoxious and rude to potential customers and everybody on this site. No wonder we're all buying from abroad. No wonder guys like White Trash, Crasherfromwayback and Quasi get so much of YOUR business. Being a "real biker" (whatever the fuck that is) does not have to go hand in hand with being an idiot.

As I've said before, there's no excuse for that sort of email and attitude towards a customer. Some of my (ex) customers are arseholes but I simply POLITELY reply that I can't help them or ignore them and move on. If you're too stupid to realise this then you shouldn't be in business.

At least you're not stupid enough to state what bike shop you own.


Bike Painting and Fairings. Billy does a beautiful job.
www.racefairings.co.nz

The guy at http://houseofcustom.co.nz also import fuggloads of cheap fairings.

[Laava]

Is this him/them?
http://elitish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/leave-britney-alone-guy-300x231.jpg

[Skinon]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Parts-for-sale/Fairing/auction-360071734.htm

These guys.... Doesn't look like they have sold anything yet. Will probably remain that way for awhile too...

[ukusa]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Parts-for-sale/Fairing/auction-360071734.htm

These guys.... Doesn't look like they have sold anything yet. Will probably remain that way for awhile too...

great thread, my only complaint is it took me fuckin ages to read, a great read though!
Refers to the director/shareholder of gone in 60 secs here also, tut tut.
http://shepharddunphy.co.nz/assets/Rpt%20-%20liqs%20first%20mcleod%20and%20mcfeast.pdf

[Kiwi675]

High end homes anyone???????

[ukusa]

High end homes anyone???????

yeah, I think they got so high they fell over :killingme

[megageoff76]

Can I have a high end home in Lucky Strike colours please?

[baptist]

I can hear howls of outrage from the retarded bikers association of NZ, this thread hurting so many people.....deeply hurting.

Seriously though is this company for real or just a high school economics class project?

Economics... ummmm me thinks this guy would not get in the class room door...:facepalm:


a85lee (42 ) Address Verified Feb 2011 6 Feb 2011
patch11 was the buyer
(#347800951)
Contacted after being away for 1 week, and said sorry for the delay. Got contact after 1 week since i sent the email and address with suitable time, got back with a bad timing (9am in the morning which everyone at work) to pick up and rude reply, then stopped the trading without any notice and put bad feedback on trademe for me.....He was rude and will never trade with this person. Beware
trader responded: 8 Feb 2011
no apology, no time mentioned, and no phone number to ring to organize things. You take over a week to answer any email sent and did not reply to my last email Why should I wait over two weeks? you are full of it and I refuse to spend my money on your auction. You waste people's time with poor excuses.
bmxmilitia (39 ) Address Verified Feb 2011 4 Feb 2011
15 Oct 2010
patch11 was the seller
(#318513720)
The sail arrived as per described, and care was taken to pack it well. When it came to organising couriers, this individual wanted $60.00 for courier and packaging despite Fastways courier specifiying $10.00 for courier delivery. When we could not agree on his terms, this individual was unwilling to give us his address to allow us to collect. He was unpleasant and would recommend not trading with this person ever. Suggest you look at previous feedback.
trader responded: 15 Oct 2010


And on and on it its the same as the problem we had (i.e ) Talking to this GUY !
Work it out !

Dunno what this has to do with "gone's" customer service...


Oh my fucking god, loving this!

<img src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=233635&d=1299278175"/>

:corn::corn: adictive, hope I have not missed all the fun, Come back 60second builder Kim or what ever your name/names are!!!!!


This thread is pure gold. What a fantastic thing to find at the end of a long day at the office.



STICKY :yes: Gets my vote!!!!!!

This thread is just so



See!



I agree! Friggen women, though I am picking Kim is not female but male who has a few little friends he is encouraging to join in. Lets encourage them, I am loving the read.

Mind you that patch is an odd bloke, he thread dredges and gives really weird rep :rolleyes:

Agreed, best thread since I joined KB

[Smifffy]

Any chance you could post some pics of your "high end homes"
No particular style, just want to see the "high end finish"

Is "High End" the new jafa euphemism for "leaky" now?

[Smifffy]

This thread is winning!

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9QS0q3mGPGg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[ukusa]

I think kim, builder biker & Charlie Sheen are one & the same

[Smifffy]

I think kim, builder biker & Charlie Sheen are one & the same

They certainly write like they're doing 7 gram rocks.

[nadroj]

I think they / him / her / it need to close the blinds so we can't see thru them so easily!

Shane - do we have confirmation their IP addies are the same?

[Timmeh:P]

Baaahahaha@!

Oh this is pure gold! Thanks Kim, Builder-Biker, and Spawn... Bet comedy trio I've seen in a while. :banana:


Shane - do we have confirmation their IP addies are the same?
I agree confirm the IP addy!!

They are on Facebook as well... Just search gone in 60 seconds. :tugger:

Come back Kim!! :clap:

[Elysium]

I agree confirm the IP addy!!

They are on Facebook as well... Just search gone in 60 seconds. :tugger:

:

Got the Facebook link? There's a lot of 'Gone in 60 Seconds' there.

[St_Gabriel]

Confirming the IP wont help as they may not be on a static connection, having said that, they will be stupid enough to try it going by previous examples. I just wish I could bring myself to green bling them for the joy and humour they brought.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Girls need to stick together and your not one so ride away ! little boy !

Kim

Show us your tits.

[Timmeh:P]

Got the Facebook link? There's a lot of 'Gone in 60 Seconds' there.

Here:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Gone-in-60-Seconds-Motorcycles/172700986082317

9 people like this page! :whocares:

[onearmedbandit]

Make that 10 people...

[DEATH_INC.]

Sounds like to me this DEATH_INC. Fuck needs a kick in the face !
What the FUCK are you on mate ya all shit, What do you stay home all day and play with ya little DICK or something ,As us real men are out working ,Takes one of us to put you little FUCKER back in ya place < Do ya want to come to my place and try this kind of shit on with a real MAN SON !

Keep going Kim ya did the wriht thing !!!!!!!!! MACK

....
Nice, I'm in Manukau, pm me and I'll give ya my address so you can pop in.

[imdying]

Comedy gold :laugh:


This is why coons should never get into business :rofl:

[Elysium]

Ohhh where's Kim gone? :(

[DEATH_INC.]

You know, with all the effort they've put into this thread, wouldn't it have been easier to give Patch the photo he asked for? :rolleyes:

[Katman]

You know, with all the effort they've put into this thread, wouldn't it have been easier to give Patch the photo he asked for? :rolleyes:

While I agree that the business in question has handled the situation poorly, to be fair, I also think Patch could have worded his reply a little less arrogantly.

[Hellzie]

This thread is so entertaining. It's like a good movie, it's just as funny the second time you read it.

Come back Kimmeh we miss you!!!

[ckai]

I think kim, builder biker & Charlie Sheen are one & the same

Hey! You leave the Sheener out of this. Bi-Winners are in a different league. :D

[Drew]

While I agree that the business in question has handled the situation poorly, to be fair, I also think Patch could have worded his reply a little less arrogantly.

Undoubtedly he could have. I wouldn't have worded it in such a way, but he was clear in what he wanted, and would have been a serious cash buyer. As such, customer service in this case would normally be to put up with the attitude, and take as much of his cash as possible. For any half clued up sales person anyway.

[jasonu]

We all ride bikes in here i hope and not just talking shit about someones Bad trades !
Thing is if you Fuckers read all the info that this KIM is trying to tell you - You all would see she is RIGHT this Patch11 just sound like a wast of every ones time, and i to -We have a bike shop in Auckland and we would do the same as she has ! Good on ya Kim

Are there any motorcycle accessory dealers in NZ that know how to spell???

[onearmedbandit]

While I agree that the business in question has handled the situation poorly, to be fair, I also think Patch could have worded his reply a little less arrogantly.

I've been in sales most of my working life, and there is no way in the world that their response could be considered acceptable. I have had some instances where I've given customers both barrels, but only after every possible 'acceptable' approach has been exhausted.

[Katman]

Undoubtedly he could have. I wouldn't have worded it in such a way, but he was clear in what he wanted, and would have been a serious cash buyer. As such, customer service in this case would normally be to put up with the attitude, and take as much of his cash as possible. For any half clued up sales person anyway.

Motorcycle businesses deal with arrogant customers with a monotonous regularity.

Sometimes they let emotion get in the way of a reasoned response.

[jasonu]

Comedy gold :laugh:


This is why coons should never get into business :rofl:

Fucking funny, thanks for the laugh

[onearmedbandit]

Motorcycle businesses deal with arrogant customers with a monotonous regularity.

Sometimes they let emotion get in the way of a reasoned response.

In which case, after emotions have died down, then it's time to initiate some form of damage control. Now what happened here?

I've sold cars, bikes, and household electronics. Motorcycle business owners don't have the monopoly on arrogant customers.

[Katman]

Motorcycle business owners don't have the monopoly on arrogant customers.

I'm sure they don't.

But any business has the right to decline business from an arrogant customer. How they go about it is the telling factor.

[onearmedbandit]

I'm sure they don't.

But any business has the right to decline business from an arrogant customer. How they go about it is the telling factor.

Indeed they do, and how they go about it is definitely the telling factor. And that shows perfectly in this thread, hence the attack they have come under. They don't have a leg to stand on here.

[MSTRS]

Methinks 'Kim' needs to get laid. Best way to relieve stress...

Handy hint: Remove the sticking plaster before it heals up.

[Maha]

Methinks 'Kim' needs to get laid. Best way to relieve stress...

Handy hint: Remove the sticking plaster before it heals up.

....and afterwards, put a Patch over it?

[DMNTD]

Are there any motorcycle accessory dealers in NZ that know how to spell???
yea m8,sum of us cn


Motorcycle businesses deal with arrogant customers with a monotonous regularity.

Sometimes they let emotion get in the way of a reasoned response.

lol...yep we sure do however that's why a good boss will employ someone that has the ability to 'manage' the bollix in a suitable manner.
There have been dozens and dozens of times that I have wanted to tell arrogant customers to fuck off or slap 'em up side the head but have coped...apart from twice :devil2:

[Katman]

Indeed they do, and how they go about it is definitely the telling factor. And that shows perfectly in this thread, hence the attack they have come under. They don't have a leg to stand on here.

I'm sure they didn't expect a private email to be splashed over the internet.

More fool them, I suppose.

[Bald Eagle]

There's no such thing as a "private email" .

[onearmedbandit]

I'm sure they didn't expect a private email to be splashed over the internet.

More fool them, I suppose.

No, they probably didn't. But it happened, the horse has bolted. Had I been running the show I would've turned this into a PR success, admitting that I was terse in my reply, make a joke about something that caused me to be in this mood, then offering to supply the photo's as requested, and offering to discount the fairings if the buyer is still interested, then delivering them myself if he was in a few hundred kms of my business place. I then would've turned up with a bottle of bourbon and some chocolates for his missus.

Yeah it would've cost me on that deal, both in profit and personal time. But the goodwill generated on a public forum would've paid for it 10 fold over time. Instead, they've lost any potential profit from this sale, they've lost any repeat business or referrals from this customer, and they lost a lot of face and at least one other customer as a result of the way they chose to handle it.

[Katman]

There's no such thing as a "private email" .

I'm sure Kim is aware of that now.

[imdying]

Instead, they've lost any potential profit from this sale, they've lost any repeat business or referrals from this customer, and they lost a lot of face and at least one other customer as a result of the way they chose to handle it.Not what you want when there's a heap of people trying to import that Chinese rubbish, and especially seeing as it is cheaper from eBay in any case.

[Virago]

While I agree that the business in question has handled the situation poorly, to be fair, I also think Patch could have worded his reply a little less arrogantly.

Agreed.

People who adopt the antagonistic approach of "I'm a customer - you will kiss my arse", seldom realise that it has the opposite effect to that intended. Such customers will often be given a lower standard of service - and won't be offered the same discounts that a more courteous and friendly (and therefore more appreciated) client will.

Good manners cost nothing - bad manners can cost a lot - for both parties.

[onearmedbandit]

Agreed.

People who adopt the antagonistic approach of "I'm a customer - you will kiss my arse", seldom realise that it has the opposite effect to that intended. Such customers will often be given a lower standard of service - and won't be offered the same discounts that a more courteous and friendly (and therefore more appreciated) client will.

Good manners cost nothing - bad manners can cost a lot - for both parties.


That's how it is always handled, but it's the way you handle it that is critical.

[ukusa]

:yawn: this thread needs an injection of dumb ass customer service from Kim & co. Where are you Kimmy, it's getting boring.:zzzz:

[Elysium]

Yeah come back kim!!! :clap:

[imdying]

The reason for her silence is obvious...

Like a bolt from the sky, it's hit them that in fact Kim is not right. Sadly, these knuckle draggers aren't sure how to reverse the damage that the silly bitch has done, and they're hoping it'll all just go away.

Shame that... I've sigged it so others can see how fucked up they are. Of course, I don't have many posts, so it's unlikely others will see it :banana:

[cowboyz]

Did someone say waving thread! Yeh usually I do, but I reserve the kb wave only for those riding good bikes, no harleys or kwakas, only a few scooters get it.

!
i seen you waving at kwakas......


Keep going ! we are not in or have done any wrong !


well... I am currently rebuilding my racebike with complete new fairings and paint and looking at buying a dedicated road bike. Crossed you off my list on both accounts. I wonder if Im the only one considering you havent done anything wrong?


Hey Kim, take a quick look and try and understand what people are saying to you in this thread.

Marketing, you're doing it wrong.

I am a new zealander. I actually think Im starting to get a bit racist to be honest even though most see me as easy going cause I just wont deal with anyone who cant contruct a sentence in english!

[Maha]

I just wont deal with anyone who cant contruct a sentence in english!

When how would you not even ever know when if they will would have been not in Nz.

[Katman]

I am a new zealander. I actually think Im starting to get a bit racist to be honest even though most see me as easy going cause I just wont deal with anyone who cant contruct a sentence in english!

Spoken like a true bigot.

Doesn't sound like you've done any traveling.

[Kiwi675]

Spoken like a true bigot.

Doesn't sound like you've done any traveling.

Excellent:drinknsin. Party Time!!!!

[cowboyz]

Spoken like a true bigot.

Doesn't sound like you've done any traveling.

I travelled a little. limited though.. Never really had the desire tbh. Bigot? I think I could be. Is that a bad thing? i still get to keep my money...

[cowboyz]

When how would you not even ever know when if they will would have been not in Nz.

I just realised I mistyped construct but that is the most sense I have ever seen you make! I was thinking about getting a new floor too but all reports say this one is comfy enough to sleep on albiet the in house entertainment a bit early huh?

[Katman]

I travelled a little. limited though..

The South Island doesn't count as 'traveling'.

[Maha]

The South Island doesn't count as 'traveling'.

But counts as going over seas right?

[cowboyz]

The South Island doesn't count as 'traveling'.

ha! Ive only been to the south island twice and both were flown. Damn I got to get the bike down there! I didnt realise my online persona was so broad you know so much about me and my experiences. I realise we never met but I been in 3 groups in the past 2 weeks where your name has come up. bet that makes you feel good..

[Timmeh:P]

When a thread gets boring, you can always rely on Katman to liven it back up.

:corn:

[cowboyz]

When a thread gets boring, you can always rely on Katman to liven it back up.

:corn:

:Oi: wheres my frikken :corn:

[Timmeh:P]

:Oi: wheres my frikken :corn:

Oh... and Cowboyz... :jerry:

[cowboyz]

Oh... and Cowboyz... :jerry:

thanks for the afterthought.. I bet you ride a GN250 in the south island!

[Murray]

Im thinking you Ride a Little GN 250 the way you talk like this ! Get over your self !

But riding ya little GN 250 round i dont blame ya keeping to your self !

Girls need to stick together and your not one so ride away ! little boy !

Kim


thanks for the afterthought.. I bet you ride a GN250 in the south island!

Do you two know each other?????

[Hiflyer]

thanks for the afterthought.. I bet you ride a GN250 in the south island!

Na that'd be Dean ;)

[lockhead83]

roflol!!!

After being told that I can't work from tomoro, I bumped into this!!!! And look KIM what have you done..... YOU MADE MY DAY


fuck I'll probably gona have a seizure laughing...... Kim... I am looking for a job. What's the criteria of getting a job in FUCK in 60 sec...


For fuck sake... keep posting you all... Kim, Boooooobb (apologies for number of OOO's in boob.. I never took school seriously) ,

I am game for a race too. I can run at 14km/hr for 10 mins you faggot... :lol:



Sounds like to me this DEATH_INC. Fuck needs a kick in the face !..........
Do ya want to come to my place and try this kind of shit on with a real MAN SON !
....

@DEATH_INC..... this sounds so inviting...:p

[Drew]

I'm gonna email this lot and see if I can't stir up some more entertainment. Katman and Cowboyz are doin' a shit house job of giving our moneys worth.

[skippa1]

This has been great....a bit of this :crybaby:some of that :violin:a dash of :tugger: seasoned with some :girlfight: and maybe Kim will have a little :Oops: moment. In the mean time, back to my :corn:and :apint:

[Crasherfromwayback]

I'm gonna email this lot and see if I can't stir up some more entertainment. Katman and Cowboyz are doin' a shit house job of giving our moneys worth.

Don't be doin that mate. That builder-biker dude...is one bad assed mofo. I've dug up an old clip of him getting bullied at skool. He'll slam dunk your ass!!!

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[Deano]

I am game for a race too. I can run at 14km/hr for 10 mins you faggot... :lol:


I'm lolling too.

14km/hr for an hour might be worthwhile mentioning.

[Mom]

While I agree that the business in question has handled the situation poorly, to be fair, I also think Patch could have worded his reply a little less arrogantly.

Nah, Patch is as Patch does, I managed to get a bite from him for my last post :lol: All good fun, should really give the bloke a hug one day soon I guess :killingme


I've been in sales most of my working life, and there is no way in the world that their response could be considered acceptable. I have had some instances where I've given customers both barrels, but only after every possible 'acceptable' approach has been exhausted.


Motorcycle businesses deal with arrogant customers with a monotonous regularity.

Sometimes they let emotion get in the way of a reasoned response.

Stop it the pair of you :spanking: This is possibly the funniest thing on KB in forever, dont ruin it with common sense and knowledge.


I just realised I mistyped construct but that is the most sense I have ever seen you make! I was thinking about getting a new floor too but all reports say this one is comfy enough to sleep on albiet the in house entertainment a bit early huh?

Nothing wrong with the early morning entertainment mate, and the bed was comfy as, it was the vision of "loveliness" that met my eyes first thing :dodge:


I'm gonna email this lot and see if I can't stir up some more entertainment. Katman and Cowboyz are doin' a shit house job of giving our moneys worth.


Let me know is you dont suceed. I dont actually have a Tardme log on that could change :cool:


Don't be doin that mate. That builder-biker dude...is one bad assed mofo. I've dug up an old clip of him getting bullied at skool. He'll slam dunk your ass!!!


That clip has been removed apparently.

[Crasherfromwayback]

That clip has been removed apparently.

Check the linky then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0iLepAj-2E

[Mom]

Check the linky then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0iLepAj-2E

I cant be sure, but I thought I heard whimpering at the end :clap:

[Crasherfromwayback]

I cant be sure, but I thought I heard whimpering at the end :clap:

Certainly knocked the wind out of the lil cunts sails!:baby:

[Mully]

I cant be sure, but I thought I heard whimpering at the end :clap:

Holy Monkey. Didn't see that coming.

Sounds like Australians, but the titles look like Spanish or some such.....

It wasn't wimpering - it was crying about to start.

EDIT: Oh My God - I can't stop watching it......

[St_Gabriel]

Go the tubby ginga, i watched the slam many times. hahahahaha
Sucks to be the weedy prick. On a serious note, the original that was in english stated the tubby fella was actually retarded.

[White trash]

Go the tubby ginga, i watched the slam many times. hahahahaha
Sucks to be the weedy prick. On a serious note, the original that was in english stated the tubby fella was actually retarded.

Oh fuck yes, I love animals that pick on people with disabilities. Be they mental or physical.

Which is why I fully support Kimmaaaay and her two boyfriends in this thread. They need support and understanding, not ridicule and alienation.

Except that OAB homo, he deserves all the payiong out people can offer...........

[Mully]

On a serious note, the original that was in english stated the tubby fella was actually retarded.

Well, that's even better.

I do also enjoy the fact that his "mates" who were going to record him beating up the other kid posted the video....

[DangerMice]

I'm just hella impressed the director's middle name is mavrick (different spelling takes the shine off though)

http://www.realbollywood.com/news/up_images/11128094.jpg

[baptist]

I'm gonna email this lot and see if I can't stir up some more entertainment. Katman and Cowboyz are doin' a shit house job of giving our moneys worth.

Agreed..... :argue:I want KIMMYBUILDERWHATEVERHEWANTSTOCALLHIMSELF to come back and start round two :corn::corn::drinknsin


Check the linky then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0iLepAj-2E

Woooa! that is fantastic, that little erm person looked a bit upset at the end :wings::woohoo: give the big ginga a big :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:, good on ya mate!:yes:

[Indiana_Jones]

Spoken like a true bigot.

Doesn't sound like you've done any traveling.

Can't really blame a cunt if he doesn't wanna deal with slopes who can't speak English where it is expected

Oh BTW, thanks Kim, this thread made my day lol

-Indy

[Smifffy]

Agreed..... :argue:I want KIMMYBUILDERWHATEVERHEWANTSTOCALLHIMSELF to come back and start round two :corn::corn::drinknsin



Woooa! that is fantastic, that little erm person looked a bit upset at the end :wings::woohoo: give the big ginga a big :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:, good on ya mate!:yes:

There's at least 2 of em, Mcleod & McFeast.

The Mcleod dude is operating out of one of the apartments that went tits up $$ wise to the tune of 650 large and got wound up by the courts.

The McFeast is the big man racer who likes to kick ppl in the face. To his credit tho the apartments in Bethlehem are actually quite nice looking. That's their driveway the pix of those tardme fairings are taken in.

I'm not too sure I'd buy a bike off a RMVT whose feedback history only consists of buying 4 crappy 80's dvds though.

[Mom]

Well, that's even better.

I do also enjoy the fact that his "mates" who were going to record him beating up the other kid posted the video....

They also ran away, and did not actually support the "small man" in the video. I would love to find out the consequences of that action. Am picking nothing...

I was disappointed to see that little shit still able to sort of limp after being dumped, I felt sure a compound fracture of both legs was an appropriate consequence myself.

[Mully]

They also ran away, and did not actually support the "small man" in the video. I would love to find out the consequences of that action. Am picking nothing...

Well, at least they filmed it...


I was disappointed to see that little shit still able to sort of limp after being dumped, I felt sure a compound fracture of both legs was an appropriate consequence myself.

Mmm, I'm not convinced there wasn't a fracture there......

[Smifffy]

Mmm, I'm not convinced there wasn't a fracture there......

Me either....

[Crasherfromwayback]

Mmm, I'm not convinced there wasn't a fracture there......


Me either....

The little fucker should thank his lucky stars old Big Ginge didn't torpedo him into the concrete head first!

[Virago]

I'd bet good coin that the little shit crawled off crying to the teachers, with his mates all backing him up that he was bullied. No doubt his outraged parents will be demanding action...

[Crasherfromwayback]

I'd bet good coin that the little shit crawled off crying to the teachers, with his mates all backing him up that he was bullied. No doubt his outraged parents will be demanding action...

If so...hope they got to see the great wee film!

[Smifffy]

The little fucker should thank his lucky stars old Big Ginge didn't torpedo him into the concrete head first!

Bloody lucky it was on video though. In my day Big Ginge would have got the lash and been told "to pick on someone his own size"

DAMHIK

[Jdogg]

from what I understand the Ginga got suspended:gob:, but I am sure that will get reviewed as this video gains momentum.....typical though, the one getting bullied gets no action after months of torment:rolleyes:

It dosent come up in english cause it has been removed by youtube and also off facebook due to content....:tugger:

So, as it turns out, being ginga is a race, and race hate is not acceptable :Police:

[BuzzardNZ]

well, it was a pretty brutal body slam ginga dealt out compared 2 the few tiny jabs he copped! Still enjoyed the vid :devil2:

[Katman]

Can't really blame a cunt if he doesn't wanna deal with slopes who can't speak English where it is expected


Really? I've seen plenty of way more incomprehensible shit on here - from people whose first language is supposed to be English.

[Indiana_Jones]

Really? I've seen plenty of way more incomprehensible shit on here - from people whose first language is supposed to be English.

That may be so, but that doesn't mean he still has to deal with them. He was merely pointing out he refuses to deal with such people. Not a crime really is it?

I mean if I went to China, Japan or Burma etc and I couldn't speak the local language very well, the locals aren't gonna bother dealing with me are they.

-Indy

[Virago]

I am a new zealander. I actually think Im starting to get a bit racist to be honest even though most see me as easy going cause I just wont deal with anyone who cant contruct a sentence in english!


I am a New Zealander. I actually think I'm starting to get a bit racist to be honest, even though most see me as easy going, because I just won't deal with anyone who can't contruct a sentence in English!

:facepalm:

[Katman]

That may be so, but that doesn't mean he still has to deal with them. He was merely pointing out he refuses to deal with such people. Not a crime really is it?


Who said he has to deal with them?

Fuck me, it appears that even those who speak English seem unable to comprehend it.

[onearmedbandit]

:facepalm:

Contruct??

[EJK]

Just finished reading the entire thread.

How did I miss this? :facepalm:

[Smifffy]

Just finished reading the entire thread.

How did I miss this? :facepalm:

Surfing Pron instead?

[Smifffy]

well, it was a pretty brutal body slam ginga dealt out compared 2 the few tiny jabs he copped! Still enjoyed the vid :devil2:

Ended it quickly though. Just goes to show the little runt up for the bully he is.

[Oblivion]

Just finished reading the entire thread.

How did I miss this? :facepalm:

I dunno. Its big with flashing neon lights. Or maybe because its soooooooo blatantly obvious.........

Men tend to think like that.

[Virago]

Contruct??

Sorry. Too many mistakes for one man to deal with...

[baptist]

Contruct??

:lol::lol::niceone:

[Smifffy]

Sorry. Too many mistakes for one man to deal with...


Could have done what the sloppy journos do when trawling through facebook/bebo pages of 'newsworthy' individuals and tack 'sic' on the end of any spelling error that you want to leave in place to ridicule the author.

:devil2:

[Oblivion]

Contruct??

Be kind to him. Theres only so much bad grammar that a person can take. Unless he's an English teacher. Oh the humanity... :facepalm:

[baptist]

Surfing Pron instead?

:Oops::o I just googled pron to make a smarty comment about spelling, as this thread is going that way, and it is actually a word used for surfing for porn, not what I need on my computer:eek::eek5::eek5::o

[Smifffy]

:Oops::o I just googled pron to make a smarty comment about spelling, as this thread is going that way, and it is actually a word used for surfing for porn, not what I need on my computer:eek::eek5::eek5::o

Sometimes google is not your friend. Sad but true.

BTW I nearly blew coke out my nostrils when I read your post (the cola kind, not the sheen kind) and I know from experience that can be painful...

[The Pastor]

its a sad day when a thread makes so many people happy.

[Oblivion]

its a sad day when a thread makes so many people happy.

How else are we meant to get out of the spiraling depression that is our jobs?

[baptist]

Sometimes google is not your friend. Sad but true.

BTW I nearly blew coke out my nostrils when I read your post (the cola kind, not the sheen kind) and I know from experience that can be painful...

:lol: did your mum never tell you to put the straw in your mouth?

[Smifffy]

its a sad day when a thread makes so many people happy.

Ipso facto it's a happy day!

[The Pastor]

How else are we meant to get out of the spiraling depression that is our jobs?

root ur missus? go for a ride? have a beer? Do a burnout?

[The Pastor]

Ipso facto it's a happy day!

I have no idea what you said, and i like that.

[Oblivion]

root ur missus? go for a ride? have a beer? Do a burnout?

Thats not expensive?

[Smifffy]

I have no idea what you said, and i like that.

So now you're happy too. See? This thread delivers.

[Smifffy]

root ur missus? go for a ride? have a beer? Do a burnout?

Did all that, and now I'm here enjoying this thread ;)

How about you?

[The Pastor]

Did all that, and now I'm here enjoying this thread ;)

How about you?

hand has got a callous on it, beer fridge is empty, can't afford petrol, let alone tires!

[cowboyz]

:facepalm:

sorry i didnt reply earlier.. i was crying into my soup.. for the record. Im not so much of a bigot not to deal with people who talk slang or cant type.. just those who cant understand it.

and if i really wanted to listen to someone nitpick i would have talked to my wife.

[avgas]

Carbon is a funny business in NZ... last time I went to the races some homo had stuck a sticker with his website details on it to the mirror on my bike. Ahhh, no, don't wanna buy your junk, how about you keep your fucking hands off of my bike wanker :Oi:
I would have put liquidnails on their car tyres for that.

[Elysium]

Sorry. Too many mistakes for one man to deal with...
Not good enough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM

[Str8 Jacket]

The most epic thread on KB in fucking ages and I missed it.

The Dukie would've smashed ya'll anyway.... :rolleyes:

[lockhead83]

Not good enough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM


Oh come'on ... Don;t get the nazi shit in between.... I wonder once this epic thread is over.... will kim be able to spell GRAMMAR...lol

And for the body builder with boobs, don't beat the crap out of me like that ginga.. I am new and naive. I only do what i have been told to BY FORUM WHORES... FUCK YOU....:done:

[Indiana_Jones]

Who said he has to deal with them?

Fuck me, it appears that even those who speak English seem unable to comprehend it.

Haaaaw me so sorri! so sorri!

No tickie, no washie!

-Indy

[Fatt Max]

NOT ANY MORE DOUCHEBAGS. I'D RATHER PUT MY MONEY INTO A RANCID SQUID AFTER FATT MAX HAS HAD HIS WAY WITH IT, THAN LEAVE IT IN YOUR CARE.

I can arrange that sweetheart.....

[Indiana_Jones]

I can arrange that sweetheart.....

Can I watch in the corner with my 5L tub of KY?

-Indy

[Fatt Max]

Can I watch in the corner with my 5L tub of KY?

-Indy

Just as soon as I take me knob out of it...

As for Kim and our other 'Oriental' friends on this gem of a thread, always remember this:

Never, ever, EVER trust someone you can blindfold with a shoelace....

[Timmeh:P]

I'm gonna email this lot and see if I can't stir up some more entertainment. Katman and Cowboyz are doin' a shit house job of giving our moneys worth.

Have you emailed Gone in 60 seconds yet?

Make sure you stir shit like 27b, http://www.27bslash6.com/f4s.html
:clap:

[bogan]

Make sure you stir shit like 27b, http://www.27bslash6.com/f4s.html
:clap:

:rofl: tis a long read, but well worth it

[Timmeh:P]

:rofl: tis a long read, but well worth it

There are some goodies on there.

The 7 legged spider is one of my favourites. http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

Or

Graphic designers would get a laugh out of this one: http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

:killingme

[Hellzie]

There are some goodies on there.

The 7 legged spider is one of my favourites. http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

Or

Graphic designers would get a laugh out of this one: http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

:killingme

+1 for the second one .. Missing Missy. Hillarious. :clap:

[scracha]

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/O00RH9LCahQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


Come Back Kim!!!!

[lockhead83]

Have you emailed Gone in 60 seconds yet?

Make sure you stir shit like 27b, http://www.27bslash6.com/f4s.html
:clap:

bugger... THAT IS SOO FUCKING COOL... :killingme

[Drew]

Have you emailed Gone in 60 seconds yet?

Make sure you stir shit like 27b, http://www.27bslash6.com/f4s.html
:clap:

My internet is on the go slow due to being over on the bandwidth. So since their website is the size of Australia it'll have to wait another day.

[BuzzardNZ]

As for Kim and our other 'Oriental' friends on this gem of a thread, always remember this:

Never, ever, EVER trust someone you can blindfold with a shoelace....

LOL, I thought it was Never, ever, EVER trust someone you can blindfold with dental floss...

[Madness]

I believe these (http://www.geelongcarboncraft.com.au/) guys offer a decent level of customer service. Sad when you've got to go to Australia to get treated right, innit?.

[BuzzardNZ]

Check the linky then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0iLepAj-2E

damn, they've removed that link! wanted to go back for another look :spanking:

[Virago]

damn, they've removed that link! wanted to go back for another look :spanking:

As fast as they remove one, another two pop up.

Go to Youtube and search for "school bully fail" - that should find it.

[Hellzie]

Kimmy/bob the builder/spawn: when times get tough and you realize the world hates you, just remember, you've always got a friend in Jesus. When in doubt, watch this vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

[short-circuit]

Kimmy/bob the builder/spawn: when times get tough and you realize the world hates you, just remember, you've always got a friend in Jesus. When in doubt, watch this vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

Put a donk on it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhWEYj2VSTc

[Mully]

Well, this thread died a sad death, given the stellar potential.

[Smifffy]

Well, this thread died a sad death, given the stellar potential.

Yeah, it was building up to be a real feast.

Perhaps the donk was the last straw...

congrats on the sale btw.

[baptist]

I can arrange that sweetheart.....


Can I watch in the corner with my 5L tub of KY?

-Indy

:sick::sick::sick::puke::puke: GET A ROOM YOU TWO AARRGGHHHHHHHHHH


Just as soon as I take me knob out of it...

As for Kim and our other 'Oriental' friends on this gem of a thread, always remember this:

Never, ever, EVER trust someone you can blindfold with a shoelace....

:facepalm: What is up with you Max, if you keep saying things like that the FBMC will be banned from every Chinese takeaway in NZ :cry::cry:

[superman]

a85lee (42 ) Address Verified Feb 2011 6 Feb 2011
patch11 was the buyer
(#347800951)
Contacted after being away for 1 week, and said sorry for the delay. Got contact after 1 week since i sent the email and address with suitable time, got back with a bad timing (9am in the morning which everyone at work) to pick up and rude reply, then stopped the trading without any notice and put bad feedback on trademe for me.....He was rude and will never trade with this person. Beware
trader responded: 8 Feb 2011
no apology, no time mentioned, and no phone number to ring to organize things. You take over a week to answer any email sent and did not reply to my last email Why should I wait over two weeks? you are full of it and I refuse to spend my money on your auction. You waste people's time with poor excuses.
bmxmilitia (39 ) Address Verified Feb 2011 4 Feb 2011
15 Oct 2010
patch11 was the seller
(#318513720)
The sail arrived as per described, and care was taken to pack it well. When it came to organising couriers, this individual wanted $60.00 for courier and packaging despite Fastways courier specifiying $10.00 for courier delivery. When we could not agree on his terms, this individual was unwilling to give us his address to allow us to collect. He was unpleasant and would recommend not trading with this person ever. Suggest you look at previous feedback.
trader responded: 15 Oct 2010


And on and on it its the same as the problem we had (i.e ) Talking to this GUY !
Work it out !

Why are you digging a hole for your business?! :facepalm:

[Elysium]

Yes, this tread needs some more Kim Yung Ill.

[Usarka]

Well, this thread died a sad death, given the stellar potential.

The bloody facist bastard mods banned them so they can't fight back.



(thread is lacking nazi references and an attack on the mods).