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Usarka
17th March 2011, 06:21
The fucktards at TVNZ have cancelled the only proper morning news show on TV7 (freeview) and left us with the poorly produced and amateurly acted sensationalist womans weekly wannabe - Breakfast. Might as well tape Jeremy Kyle and watch while eating my cocoa pops. :puke:

But it looks like TV3 have stepped into the gap in the market with a real news programme. Hopefully it lasts after the earthquake news's have finished.

Thank you very much TV3!
Fuck you very much TVNZ!

ajturbo
17th March 2011, 06:29
AND with less Adds!!!:clap:

Bender
17th March 2011, 07:06
Agree. No dumb stunts and naff "banter." I gave Petra a chance but she annoys the shit out of me and why they didn't get Ali mau into that role I can't imagine.

Go TV3.

Murray
17th March 2011, 07:31
Yep all TV3 for me now - a proper news programme at last, got sick of Petra big time.
and all the naff stuff. I want NEWS first thing in the morning!!
And yes it will be ongoing

Big Dave
17th March 2011, 07:37
You're daft enough to hit the device's 'on' button - you deserve everything you get. :-P

Banditbandit
17th March 2011, 08:34
You're daft enough to hit the device's 'on' button - you deserve everything you get. :-P

YUP ... why the hell watch TV over breakfast? That would give me indigestion all fucken day ...

Laava
17th March 2011, 08:37
You're daft enough to hit the device's 'on' button - you deserve everything you get. :-P

Are you implying there's an off button?

Smifffy
17th March 2011, 09:13
You're daft enough to hit the device's 'on' button - you deserve everything you get. :-P

Agreed, I get all the important news from KB, along with multi-faceted analysis and insightful commentary.

True story.

scumdog
17th March 2011, 09:14
Bring back Paul Henry!!:banana:

BoristheBiter
17th March 2011, 09:24
Who has that much time in the morning?
And then waste it by turning the telly on.
Someone needs to get out more.:yes:

Big Dave
17th March 2011, 09:40
Agreed, I get all the important news from KB, along with multi-faceted analysis and insightful commentary.

True story.

You must go to a different KB.

Elysium
17th March 2011, 09:47
Bring back Paul Henry!!:banana:

Rumours say he's filming someting at the moment, but it's all hush hush as to what he's filming.

matdaymon
17th March 2011, 10:03
Bring back the TVNZ Charter! They actually had decent stuff on TV1 back when they were obligated to be slightly public service oriented, none of this magazine type rubbish and hordes of cooking shows and idol type trash on every night :mad:

HenryDorsetCase
17th March 2011, 10:04
You're daft enough to hit the device's 'on' button - you deserve everything you get. :-P

Radio New Zealand National. All I'm saying.

who the fuck wants to watch Petra any time. she has the mad staring eyes of a fundy Xtian. I wouldnt watch it if she was topless. And thats saying a lot for me.

HenryDorsetCase
17th March 2011, 10:05
Bring back the TVNZ Charter! They actually had decent stuff on TV1 back when they were obligated to be slightly public service oriented, none of this magazine type rubbish and hordes of cooking shows and idol type trash on every night :mad:

you have an internet connection, obviously.

TV SHOWS have never been better, but TV programming has never been worse.

But there is an answer, and it is fantastic.

HenryDorsetCase
17th March 2011, 10:06
Agreed, I get all the important news from KB, along with multi-faceted analysis and insightful commentary.

True story.

me too.

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HenryDorsetCase
17th March 2011, 10:07
Bring back Paul Henry!!:banana:

or just his head. In a paper bag

Elysium
17th March 2011, 10:49
Bring back Bill and Ben! :banana:

Banditbandit
17th March 2011, 10:55
Radio New Zealand National. All I'm saying.

who the fuck wants to watch Petra any time. she has the mad staring eyes of a fundy Xtian. I wouldnt watch it if she was topless. And thats saying a lot for me.

Shit - I'd definitely watch if she was topless .... bugga the eyes . she can always close them ..

davebullet
17th March 2011, 11:42
Agree. No dumb stunts and naff "banter." I gave Petra a chance but she annoys the shit out of me and why they didn't get Ali mau into that role I can't imagine.

Go TV3.

Yeah - put Ali mau on the couch with Petra and bets are on for how long it would be before Ali converts her to the "bush side"

HenryDorsetCase
17th March 2011, 14:09
Yeah - put Ali mau on the couch with Petra and bets are on for how long it would be before Ali converts her to the "bush side"

or even better, takes her to Brazil, if you know what I mean.?

nosebleed
17th March 2011, 16:46
The fucktards at TVNZ have cancelled the only proper morning news show on TV7 (freeview) and left us with the poorly produced and amateurly acted sensationalist womans weekly wannabe - Breakfast. Might as well tape Jeremy Kyle and watch while eating my cocoa pops. :puke:

But it looks like TV3 have stepped into the gap in the market with a real news programme. Hopefully it lasts after the earthquake news's have finished.

Thank you very much TV3!
Fuck you very much TVNZ!

More disappointingly, they canned Motorsport Mundial on Sunday mornings. Was pretty cool watching the Ulster GP to help get my zen on.

Maha
17th March 2011, 17:00
All jokes aside, I think Nadine (finacial chick) and Marc Ellis should front the breakfast show...you have two very important elements, class and class clown.

Madness
17th March 2011, 17:01
...why they didn't get Ali mau into that role I can't imagine....

http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?oid=AQDmWPtwxQSPK2R0gi77WVZ8EuvbGpb0TnYDDg LmJMYOa4XNNUv_GftwM0-wmJLuxfE&size=normal&usedef=1

If you were Ali Mau, you probably wouldn't fancy getting up early for work every day either.

Maha
17th March 2011, 17:02
If you were Ali Mau, you probably wouldn't fancy getting up early for work every day either.

Question is, who gets up who in that relationship?

Madness
17th March 2011, 17:05
Question is, who gets up who in that relationship?

Yes, but does that really matter?. Sometimes it's better not knowing some things.

JimO
17th March 2011, 17:49
http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?oid=AQDmWPtwxQSPK2R0gi77WVZ8EuvbGpb0TnYDDg LmJMYOa4XNNUv_GftwM0-wmJLuxfE&size=normal&usedef=1

If you were Ali Mau, you probably wouldn't fancy getting up early for work every day either.

we have lesbians across the road and neither of them look like either of them

Smifffy
17th March 2011, 18:21
Radio New Zealand National. All I'm saying.

who the fuck wants to watch Petra any time. she has the mad staring eyes of a fundy Xtian. I wouldnt watch it if she was topless. And thats saying a lot for me.

I been put right off RNZ thanks to that stupid little troll reporter they had in Civil defence HQ on day 1 & 2

HenryDorsetCase
17th March 2011, 18:50
I been put right off RNZ thanks to that stupid little troll reporter they had in Civil defence HQ on day 1 & 2

we didnt have any power so I was only listening to the hourly broadcasts.

Mercep is OK, if it was him. the other important criteria for me is no commercials. I try and avoid them where i can.

phill-k
17th March 2011, 19:08
TV3 in the morning whilst I have a coffee or three, National radio through the day and a PVR when we watch TV at nite, watch the best of all the freeview channels including the Aussie ones and skip the adds.
After Henry's exit TVNZ have lost the plot, don't even bother with their evening news now all TV3 or Algizera

schrodingers cat
17th March 2011, 19:16
we have lesbians across the road and neither of them look like either of them

I bet when you shut your eyes and think of lesbians kissing it doesn't look like the Topp Twins having a pash.:nono:

As terrible as TV News is -all of it - I've just got back from a week in Aus and I can safely report we have a long way to go in New Zealand towards total shit.

It was all plastic people, talking heads and marketting. Wankers all.

rainman
17th March 2011, 19:27
Wonders of corporate welfare, innit?

puddytat
17th March 2011, 20:20
Yep, its the business as usual continued dumbing down of our society....if it aint playing to our fantasies, they're playing to our fears.

Next they'll sell it. Along with the rest of our shit that weve either had to pay for fixing up ,or after they've finshed running into the dirt.