Im a poor hard done by biker

[FROSTY]

Alternative title-The world hates me cos im a biker
I've just had the week from hell.
Monday was a bit wet but I rode my bike anyway.Overtaking a school bus unloading I hit a white line and slipped and fell off my bike causing damage to my hands. Im suing the local council for using slippery paint. -Thatll give me enough money to buy a pair of gloves.
Tuesday riding the chain came off my bike.Its the fault of that lousy mechanic that fitted the chain 6 months ago so im after him for a new chain.
wendsday I was riding my bike and decided to overtake a car on the inside on a single lane road.They turned left into me -I guess that explains why they were slowing. Im sueing them for the damage to my bike.
Thusrsday I was riding my bike and a cop pulled me over -He gave me a $500 ticket for speeding and splitting lanes. Im gonna get off that one cos the cop was an asshole and diddnt have my birthdate correct.
And just today my missus walks out on me
I just dont understand why -She says its because i dont take responsibility for my own actions.
What does she know? -bloody woman

[surfchick]

smart-asse

[justsomeguy]

Is this for real??? Seriously...... you're not just being naughty frosty having a friday PT are you?

But Mate....:no:

I'm speechless......

[John]

HES ON A PISSTAKE - HE LOOKS AFTER HIS OWN BIKE HES HASSELING OTHERS

HE FORGOT TO ADD ABOUT THE GREASE DOG DEMON.

[FROSTY]

me -lil ol me--take the piss --never :devil2:

[ManDownUnder]

:rofl: NICE ONE

tell ya what - I'll help ya.

It's Friday and I expect you'll find that beer a little too heavy - I'll drink it for you so there's a bit left in the bottle... but you'll get a taste

Anything else I can do?

[Motu]

I was shifting a bit of stuff down the back of my shop and found an old dark green 600 Bandit today...drained the carbs and fired it up.I've just come back from a test ride in the wet - the tyre spun up coming out of a corner and I slammed it into a parked car....I took off outa there real quick,but I think they got the rego number......I'm gunna keep quiet about this one....

[FROSTY]

Ohh finaly--someone who can protect me from my own actions. Ahh MDU what a socialy responsible bloke you are :Punk:
NOW GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING BEER

[FROSTY]

I was shifting a bit of stuff down the back of my shop and found an old dark green 600 Bandit today...drained the carbs and fired it up.I've just come back from a test ride in the wet - the tyre spun up coming out of a corner and I slammed it into a parked car....I took off outa there real quick,but I think they got the rego number......I'm gunna keep quiet about this one....
OHH YEAA-- wondered where Id left that--best i come gettit sometime I guess

[White trash]

Frosty, you're a cunt. A funny cunt, but still a .........

[ManDownUnder]

Ohh finaly--someone who can protect me from my own actions. Ahh MDU what a socialy responsible bloke you are :Punk:
NOW GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING BEER

Up yer bum... the only way you get this beer back is to make me throw up...

tell ya what - next time we catch up, I'll buy you one, on the condition you buy me one too...

Fair?

[Oakie]

I was shifting a bit of stuff down the back of my shop and found an old dark green 600 Bandit today...drained the carbs and fired it up.I've just come back from a test ride in the wet - the tyre spun up coming out of a corner and I slammed it into a parked car....I took off outa there real quick,but I think they got the rego number......I'm gunna keep quiet about this one....

err ... then why are you putting it on the internet where the whole feckin' world can read about it? :weird:

[John]

BEER AND BUMS AND BIKES IN ONE THREAD? I MADE IT TO HEAVEN - I KNEW I WOULD LAND THAT WHEELIE GOOD'N

[ManDownUnder]

OI Frosty - are you bored???


Just a guess...

[Mr Skid]

err ... then why are you putting it on the internet where the whole feckin' world can read about it? :weird:
Buddy, ever wondered what you have to do to be voted an 'evil clown'?
Take as much time as you want to think about this one..

[FROSTY]

err ... then why are you putting it on the internet where the whole feckin' world can read about it? :weird:
thats ok-Under a certain mitzi pajero Ive mounted a remote control tape player. whenever I feel like beeing really nasty I push play and a series of knack knack knack noises are played at high volume through the hidden speaker system in the cabin.
The owner has as of yet to figure this out.

[FROSTY]

Frosty, you're a cunt. A funny cunt, but still a .........
Hmm--thinking can a welly person fit the same recording under a certain white toyota van--triggered by entering the most remote part of the desert road. :devil2:

[Ixion]

thats ok-Under a certain mitzi pajero Ive mounted a remote control tape player. whenever I feel like beeing really nasty I push play and a series of knack knack knack noises are played at high volume through the hidden speaker system in the cabin.
The owner has as of yet to figure this out.

While ya were under there , I hope ya didn't meddle with the Scottoiler I've hidden under there to drip oil every so often into the exhaust ?

[FROSTY]

this may or may not be a piss take thread

[FROSTY]

my gosh to make my life totally miserable--some lousy bugger stole my last beer (ginger of course)

[Motu]

While ya were under there , I hope ya didn't meddle with the Scottoiler I've hidden under there to drip oil every so often into the exhaust ?

I've always wondered why the bikes that come up behind me fall off as soon as they touch the brakes.... :oi-grr:

[ManDownUnder]

I've always wondered why the bikes that come up behind me fall off as soon as they touch the brakes.... :oi-grr:

oh oh - a bastard with an education... you're the worst kind... :rofl:

[Oakie]

Buddy, ever wondered what you have to do to be voted an 'evil clown'?
Take as much time as you want to think about this one..

Must be Friday ... must be tired ... I'll go crawl back under my stone and come out again when my brain has had a wee rest.

[zeRax]

HAHAHAHA

that was a good laugh good stuff guys ;> haha motu >_< soon as i imagined that happening i pissed myself laughin :D

[MadDuck]

Yeah well PT or not life is kinda sucky.

I am suing TV1 for not telling me it was going to rain...I left the sun roof open on the cage and now have a wet bum. :no:

I plan to sue the previous owner of my house cos they didnt install automatic gargre door openers. I got wet getting out to lock up before heading to work.

ooohhhh and the cat ran away and took everything I own in her knacksack.

[2_SL0]

Buddy, ever wondered what you have to do to be voted an 'evil clown'?
Take as much time as you want to think about this one..


LMAO, :nono: :clap: :clap: :rofl:

[Jackrat]

Just got home at 5.00pm.
Two days on the road,most of it bloody lost,bloody office staff don't know the north island from the bloody south,bloody traffic,bloody gravel roads,bloody traffic,bloody stupid property owners that think they have the only green shed on the bloody road,bloody property owner that forgets I'm coming today,bloody traffic,bloody RUC coppers,bloody rain,bloody mud,bloody property owner,bloody office staff,bloody AUCKLAND bloody traffic,,,,,,,,Thanks guys,I needed a laugh. :yes:

[Wolf]

Harden up, all you! You... you... Yorkshiremen, you!

We 'ad it really tough...

:killingme

[FROSTY]

well some peolle have all the luck :devil2:

[inlinefour]

Good thread even if it was one big PT :clap:

[Bonez]

While ya were under there , I hope ya didn't meddle with the Scottoiler Is that a Scottsman with an oil can under his kilt?