Hi! Before watching but now am trying to say (STUFF) [Archive]

98tls

29th March 2011, 18:59

You have an excellent forum! My English is not very good. Been observing but now decided to try to communicate with you.

Is there anyone Russian speaking here?
I would be glad to communicate!

Welcome fella,your English is fine:facepalm:hell its better than mine.We have our very own English teacher on board no doubt he will point out where your going wrong.:corn:

steve_t

29th March 2011, 18:59

Добро пожаловать в Kiwibiker :)

FJRider

29th March 2011, 19:00

Suzukis страшный, ужасный, мотоциклов, и V-Max только гей. Нравится ли вам пениса?

Roughly (very roughly) translated ... Suzukis terrible, awful, motorcycles, and V-Max only the gay. Whether It is pleasant to you of a penis?

For those that dont know much Russian .. :blink::shutup::facepalm:

steve_t

29th March 2011, 19:01

Welcome fella,your English is fine:facepalm:hell its better than mine.We have our very own English teacher on board no doubt he will point out where your going wrong.:corn:

you're :hitcher: :dodge::hug:

Oh, BTW, I'm not Hitcher. He's my dad :)

FJRider

29th March 2011, 19:01

Ich bin ein Berliner...?

No ... that's the other side of the border ... :innocent:

Virago

29th March 2011, 19:03

No ... that's the other side of the border ... :innocent:

Ah, bugger. Sorry...

FJRider

29th March 2011, 19:10

Хорошо... Я читал вашу страницу профиля. Ямаха v-Макс. Хорошие велосипеды.

Flip

29th March 2011, 19:26

I only speak 2 languages, English and bad English. I can however pick a fight with a German and a Frenchman.

Welcome.

FJRider

29th March 2011, 19:34

I only speak 2 languages, English and bad English. I can however pick a fight with a German and a Frenchman.

Welcome.

If I could pick a fight with a German and (or) a Frenchman ...I would choose not to.

Im not that big ...

But for those that want to speak Russian ...

http://translation2.paralink.com/English-Russian-Translation/

This site does English-Russian and Russian-English ...

Gubb

29th March 2011, 19:43

Roughly (very roughly) translated ... Suzukis terrible, awful, motorcycles, and V-Max only the gay. Whether It is pleasant to you of a penis?

For those that dont know much Russian .. :blink::shutup::facepalm:
Just trying do drag him down to the same level as everyone else.

Can't have people thinking they're special.

FJRider

29th March 2011, 19:47

Just trying do drag him down to the same level as everyone else.

Can't have people thinking they're special.

Now I understand ... :innocent:

Mom

29th March 2011, 20:39

ROFL! You lot are naughty!

Welcome to KB STUFF. Enjoy!

STUFF

30th March 2011, 05:40

Привет, рад что есть русскоязычные байкеры в НЗ!
...сей час упорно учу английский, но пишу ещё с помощью переводчика онлайн.
срёмненько ещё сразу малякать калякать... На родине не с кем пробовать общение Английского, а вот где все вокруг то само ссобой получатся начинает)

Now in language for all clear.

I have now HONDA CB1300SF ' 98 alternative for v-max, but in many respects is very simple.

From lacks a circuit on a wheel of a drive.
Weak frame, the high centre of gravity. The exhaust is arranged so, that the driver if making a start legs, burns...

Lack of model is noise of the mechanism camshaft. But oil viscous also is not present a problem!

Has bought this HONDA as well as all the others from auction in Japan.
Has touched the power supply system carburettors, has replaced spark plugs, tire tires new, has put things in order with wires, sealants of mufflers, has bought the relay-regulator зарядки, (native was non-working) the new battery.

All it for two days has made without efforts. I wish to synchronize carburettors if I shall not have time to sell.

I have was motorcycles much, I buy them, I restore I go for a drive not much after I sell.

And in Ukraine I the Expert on V-max by YAMAHA. IF SOMETHING is necessary ASK I SHALL help.

STUFF

30th March 2011, 06:03

Привет, я еду на Yamaha FJ1200, на чем Вы едете???

Ou yeah! :yes: it's my next dream, just FJR1300...)

I chose between honda св1000 and yamaha fj1200, at handa the condition was better. This was back in 2005

Suzukis страшный, ужасный, мотоциклов, и V-Max только гей. Нравится ли вам пениса?

Сузуки страшнее намного чем триумф, и не ломается. А на счёт геев на V-max это возможно какая-то шутка?
Сузуки я продал год с лишним назад, К3 1000 очень хороший байк! Может когда-то снова куплю такой! Это грань между мощностью практичностью и надёжностью!

Welcome to KB STUFF. Enjoy!

Lady on a motorcycle in New Zealand? I love it! it is excellent ) Who is your nationality? If this is not a secret. Sorry for the arrogance)

FJRider

30th March 2011, 06:15

Ou yeah! :yes: it's my next dream, just FJR1300...)

I chose between honda св1000 and yamaha fj1200, at handa the condition was better. This was back in 2005

Сузуки страшнее намного чем триумф, и не ломается. А на счёт геев на V-max это возможно какая-то шутка?

FJ1300 - моя мечта также. Я действительно люблю 1200, хотя, и это будет прекрасно для меня долгое время все же. Здесь Honda, который Вы имеете, имеет обозначение X1 (я ДУМАЮ), но я знаю о вещах, о которых Вы говорите. Я говорю через место переводчика также.

FJRider

30th March 2011, 06:19

Да Геи на словах v-Макса была очень плохая шутка.

Gubb

30th March 2011, 06:26

Сузуки страшнее намного чем триумф, и не ломается. А на счёт геев на V-max это возможно какая-то шутка?

Lady on a motorcycle in New Zealand?

< Roughly> Suzuki is much scarier than a triumph, and not break. And at the expense of gays in the V-max is probably some kind of joke?<!--

You'll fit right in.

Ladies are only allowed on their motorcycles once they've finished their duties in the Kitchen., and the Man has removed the shackles. Similar to Russia.

sinfull

30th March 2011, 07:45

Lady on a motorcycle in New Zealand? I love it! it is excellent ) Who is your nationality? If this is not a secret. Sorry for the arrogance)
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/forumdisplay.php/29-Biker-Angels
She aint alone !!! Or she is not the only one !
They very nearly out number the men ! (there aren't many real men on this forum, just a bunch of nannas)

STUFF

30th March 2011, 09:16

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/forumdisplay.php/29-Biker-Angels
She aint alone !!! Or she is not the only one !
They very nearly out number the men ! (there aren't many real men on this forum, just a bunch of nannas)

Wow! so their you have a club? (Girls at Moto) is just incredible!

... If I can arrive in NZ, one of the important things will be familiar with these ladies! I have always admired the lady on the motorcycle. Many friends of Russia travel to Ukraine for bike-fest "Tarasova Gora", is the largest gathering of European and ex USSR!
There will come this year, and members of the club in which I am a member of the club "V-max Russia" is my nickname there is the same. I am honored to breeder V-Max in the Ukraine. I'm there "my man". It's very nice! And this is the only opportunity to see over a thousand kilometers! So among them have 4 ladies!

But the disappointment, I will come to Honda and not in V-max ... as a Russian proverb, "shoemaker without shoes!"

p.s. sorry, I did not quite understand what Nannas, it probably is a local slang? but what does it mean?

once again sorry for my English, and a BIG thank you to all of you for what I have intercourse with you! I am very interested!

sinfull

30th March 2011, 09:33

"shoemaker without shoes!"! I like this saying hahaha many on here are "bikers without bike"

"
p.s. sorry, I did not quite understand what Nannas, it probably is a local slang? but what does it mean?! Your mother's mother is here called your Nanna ! Many of the men on here remind me of my Nanna, hmmmmm no, my nanna was harder !

"
BIG thank you to all of you for what I have intercourse with you! I am very interested! Well fuck me !

(Edit; for the sake of intercontinental understandings here, "well fuck me" is a slang saying , sort of means to be surprised/shocked ! Also Intercourse here leans more toward two people fucking, than to have coversation ! )

STUFF

30th March 2011, 09:55

Здесь Honda, который Вы имеете, имеет обозначение X1 (я ДУМАЮ), но я знаю о вещах, о которых Вы говорите.

this is the SB1300SF(super four). You have in NZ is the same name should be. Since both Japan and the U.S. it is the same. This is japanese model. Maybe just in NZ they did not deliver for any reason? I watched the car sales sites NZ, there are very few old Mercedes, and BMW ... may have a coincidence?

STUFF

30th March 2011, 10:07

Мать Твоя мать здесь называется ваш Нанна! Многие из мужчин здесь напоминают мне о моем Нанна, hmmmmm нет, мой Нанна было труднее!

Perhaps you meant that there's a lot fucking youngsters who pass themselves off as men? :scooter:

marie_speeds

30th March 2011, 11:04

You have been watching for over a year? :gob: Wow! I get bored with watching after 10 minutes......

Welcome to KB :sunny:

FJRider

30th March 2011, 19:16

You have been watching for over a year? :gob: Wow! I get bored with watching after 10 minutes......

Welcome to KB :sunny:

Depends who you are watching ... :innocent:

STUFF

31st March 2011, 04:29

You have been watching for over a year? :gob: Wow! I get bored with watching after 10 minutes......

Welcome to KB :sunny:

You're right, it is inconvenient to talk, very little knowledge of the language.
I am interested in NZ, and since I biker, primarily of interest to me are soul mates!

I hope that at least some clear what I mean?

looking at this forum, living in New Zealand has a very busy motorcycles! And it's very good!
.. If someone knows the Russian-speaking bikers in this forum, please indicate in my post, I want to talk!)

captain_andrey

31st March 2011, 04:51

marie_speeds

31st March 2011, 07:26

Depends who you are watching ... :innocent:

Bugger the watching bit..... :woohoo:I'd rather be on the inside looking out than on the outside looking in :shifty:

STUFF

31st March 2011, 08:21

Privet is moskvi!

No ya ne v moskve koneshno zgivu, no tam byl do 15 let. A potom v novoi zelandii 15 let. A seichas v shvetzii, i skoro v gollandii. (ya na odmon meste se sizgu).

Est' motocicl v novoi zelandii i v evrope tak chto gde by ya ne zgil, est' na chem kotat'sia!!

Ого! Завидую белой завистью! А я ещё после школы сразу работать пошёл, семья не богатая довольно, не мог позволить себе пойти учиться, я не могу брать денег у родителей если их и так еле хватало. Потом бизнес, один другой, потом кризис, и вот сей час вся Украина без работы, небыло времени ни на отдых ни на путешествия.... и толку... сижу пости там откуда начал. А в Зеландии у тебя хороший Байк! Был у меня 04 года Сибер тоже 600, ядовитый лимончик! Год катал, потом продал, ну и заработал , конечно же)

cooky1975

31st March 2011, 12:34

i ride suziki sweet ride

STUFF

1st April 2011, 09:18

Suzuki is, I think the best tehnologic progress! Particularly in the sportbike! Simple, powerful. easy, reliable!

My favorite model is GSX-R1000 K1 & K3!
But the ideal power-to-weight K-6 !!

STUFF

1st April 2011, 09:19

Suzuki is, I think the best tehnologic progress! Particularly in the sportbike! Simple, powerful. easy, reliable!

My favorite model is GSX-R1000 K1 & K3!
But the ideal power-to-weight K-6 !!

STUFF

6th April 2011, 01:33

How much in demand profession bike technician in New Zealand?
... I can repair even a helicopter! =))

The vast experience of repairs and maintenance! I Do not want to live in a country that kills me ...

Do not pass by, I want to communicate. Tell us about your country in terms of Baker! Please :=))

DrunkenMistake

6th April 2011, 20:44

Ого! Завидую белой завистью! А я ещё после школы сразу работать пошёл, семья не богатая довольно, не мог позволить себе пойти учиться, я не могу брать денег у родителей если их и так еле хватало. Потом бизнес, один другой, потом кризис, и вот сей час вся Украина без работы, небыло времени ни на отдых ни на путешествия.... и толку... сижу пости там откуда начал. А в Зеландии у тебя хороший Байк! Был у меня 04 года Сибер тоже 600, ядовитый лимончик! Год катал, потом продал, ну и заработал , конечно же)

In soviet Russia, Motorbike ride you. :shutup:

Welcome to the site. ;)

STUFF

7th April 2011, 03:39

Well, maybe in New Zealand too ...)

In Israel, calling me to work on any conditions favorable for me, to a managerial position. But there the stones and the war:shit: ... I am very good can work hands and head, but no war.

and I am not a Jew.:innocent:

STUFF

26th April 2011, 07:54

Ur ... I just opened the season! 25 but the wind is very cold yet.
Preparing for the greatest bike festival "Tarasova Gora. There will be all countries around the former USSR! And a lot of my friends who go to my former bike. I very much want to see them!

... But in NZ there are a great gathering of bikers?