Dick Quax

[Fatt Max]

What a fucking stupid name that is, the soppy looking twat.

Thats all, carry on.....

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[St_Gabriel]

Would be even funnier if someone changed the "I" to a "U" :shit:

[Big Col]

He should do a runner.:blink:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Still got the mo after all these years!

[Edbear]

He should do a runner.:blink:

I reckon he'll bolt in... :shutup:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Surname should've been Stroker

[Big Dave]

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[tri boy]

Still got the mo after all these years!
I think he traded it in for a dirty sanchez:sick:

[Swoop]

What a fucking stupid name that is, the soppy looking twat.

Thats all, carry on.....

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For "mayor" of "manukau"???
Surely there is no such location since Len "snake-oil" Brown is Obersturmbaumfuhrer of ze entire Reich of Auckland!

[nadroj]

Theodorus Jacobus Leonardus "Dick" Quax (born January 1, 1948 in Alkmaar, Netherlands) is a New Zealand runner and former world record holder in the 5000 metres. He stood for Parliament with the ACT Party in 1999 and 2002. He served as a Manukau City councillor from 2001 to 2007, when he stood unsuccessfully for mayor.

[Blackshear]

Remember seeing that ages ago on a car trip somewhere as a younger chappie.
Gave me the giggle, dun it wot.

[Maha]

At the Christchurch Games in 74'?...the was another NZ athlete called Mene Mene. He and his wife went on to have a daughter and they called her Bernice.

[JATZ]

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Ohh o.k.....
Saw this one in Hawks bay/Napier last year :blink:

[Laava]

Dick Quax
Fatt Maxx
Pastry encrusted meaty snax!

It's like a perverse Haiku!

[sil3nt]

Hamilton Boys High is quite proud of Dick Quax. Must have been a hostel boy to get a name like that :whistle:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Hamilton Boys High is quite proud of Dick Quax. Must have been a hostel boy to get a name like that :whistle:

That would be more likely Dick Snax wouldn't it?

[Gubb]

That would be more likely Dick Snax wouldn't it?
Broomstick Dicks?

[Maha]

The last 200 meters of the 76' Olympic 5000m.
Dick Quax and Rod Dixon feature.

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[imdying]

What a fucking stupid name that is, the soppy looking twat.Yeah, but at least he's not a repulsive fat cunt.

[jasonu]

How do you become a famous athlete???
Sit on the bog until your Dick Quax!!!!!!!!!

[slofox]

How do you become a famous athlete???
Sit on the bog until your Dick Quax!!!!!!!!!

That did the rounds when he held a world record (IIRC).

The way I heard it was...

"How do you get to be a super athlete?
Play with yourself 'til you're Dick Quax"

[Usarka]

His mentor is Trevor Mallard.

[admenk]

Isn't it illegal to do that to ducks ?:blink:

[slofox]

Isn't it illegal to do that to ducks ?:blink:

Only if you're caught...

[Bikemad]

whats the bet ol Dick will pull out of the running....pun intended.... if it dont look like hes gonna win.......thats how i remember his athletics career

[Fatt Max]

Yeah, but at least he's not a repulsive fat cunt.

Thats a horrible thing to say about my mother in law...

[admenk]

Thats a horrible thing to say about my mother in law...

...but is it true ? :blink:

[Str8 Jacket]

Anil Ramin

Is a dentist in Carterton.

[jasonu]

I remember a few years ago some currymuncher called Arthur Anae was running for some seat or other in Auckland. The scarfies went around changing the uppercase E in Anae to an L on his billboards. Fucking funny. Marcus Lush gave it heaps about this on BFM talkback, funny too.
I miss the old BFM alternative music station.

[Big Dave]

Benny Hill's:

Hugh Jarce
Ivor Biggin
And I'll give you sage and onions cause you want stuffing too.

[Big Dave]

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[Fatt Max]

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What a cunt of a name to be stuck with.....