Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club do "Nuthin' Much..."

[Fatt Max]

Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club
Do

“Nuthin’ Much”

Join the Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club for a spot of brunch, a ‘Brainy Biker’ quiz and……well…..nuthin’ much really….yeah……..
When: Sunday 1st May 2011

Where: L&P Café, 2 Seymour Street, Paeroa
(Park across road from cafe)

Time: 11.00am for brunch

Details: Buffet brunch of $15 a head, $1 from each brunch sold will be donated the CHCH Quake appeal.

“Brainy Biker” quiz to test your knowledge of motorcycles and food

Quiz result prize giving (The 'Brainy Biker' Trophy....oohhhhh…)

Big group pic by the big L & P bottle

…….then do nuthin’ much…..

Entry Fee For Quiz: What ever you like, all entry fees will be donated to the Christchurch Quake appeal

It would be great to see as many riders as possible from all over to attend this brain busting and waistline stretching event.....

Auckland riders will be meeting at 9.00am for 9.30am start at BP Papakura on the day. If anyone wants to set up a group ride from their neck of the woods then feel free, just post the details in this thread



You can register your attendance here: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=2778&day=2011-5-1&c=all

Be good to do that just to make sure the cafe dont run short of saussies hasshises and beans , know what I mean...If you need any further information, contact Fatt Max at fatbikersmc@gmail.com


So get your bike gear on, polish off your eating head and give the brain a tweak. Its all on to do, well, nuthin' much..........

[MadDuck]

I think I could be convinced to "Do nuthin much" without too much effort :scooter:

[cave weta]

I will most certainly be doing nuthin muchthat Sunday so see yaal there!

[hedgier1]

I'll be there with my trusty stead.

[mrmeal]

rock on. fun times!

[Fatt Max]

I have a very special trophy to award to the Brainy Biker.....believe me, it makes the bledisloe cup look like a fecking squashed coke can

[MadDuck]

I have a very special trophy to award to the Brainy Biker.....

Best you put my name on it now FM. Oh hang on ... there will be rules ... I am not good with rules .... or instructions :blink:

[Fatt Max]

Best you put my name on it now FM. Oh hang on ... there will be rules ... I am not good with rules .... or instructions :blink:

Hmmmmm....yes indeed.....well....you are either a brainy biker or not, so let the quiz decide....

[caseye]

Can't have the too tall to be a hobit OFFICIALLY get all the fun. I'm inn too.

[kinger]

Looking forward to it, but crossing fingers. may bring a few with me.

[MadDuck]

Can't have the too tall to be a hobit OFFICIALLY get all the fun.

You will keep sunshine. I will get you when you are least expecting it :innocent:

[Andy Collins]

Cheers for the effort team.We still getting shaken most days and you need a super motard or trail bike to enjoy riding the port hills down here so we appreciate the support.:violin:

[skinman]

me & the missus will c u at the BP.

[hellokitty]

I am trying to convince mr helllokitty to come....

[Fatt Max]

Cheers Skinman, see you giys there.

Kitty, I can always make the 'nude on your doorstep' threat if that will convince MR Kitty...

[Fatt Max]

Ooh I say, only a week to go before we do nuthin' much eh.

The quiz is all finalised, 10 questions on bikes and 10 questions on food, it will be a minter...!! The brainy biker trophy has been polished and there will be some very exclusive Fat Biker essential road trip packs given away as spot prizes, so it's all on my lovelies.

Have a great week eh...

[mrmeal]

okay the time draws near and lunch awaits..... How many takers do we think we might have on the Aucklanders rampage south?

[Fatt Max]

Well, not too sure on that, reckon 15-20 bikes from Auckland maybe.

The Christian Bikers are meeting at BP Papakura as well on Sunday for a big ride, maybe we can encourage a few of them to join us.....

We shall see on the day big man, it will be a larf anyroadupwards....

[MadDuck]

The Christian Bikers are meeting at BP Papakura as well on Sunday for a big ride....

They can say 'grace' for us :innocent:

[Maha]

Grace at McDonalds.

[Fatt Max]

Mc Grace perhaps....

[mrmeal]

.....we'll be the ones over there on the side that look like Grimace.. only not as much Purple.

Grand, Nat and I are there. hope to be parked around 9 and queuing for the body fuel about 9:03 (McDS)

[Fatt Max]

Dont go too made on it bro, big feed lined up at the L&P for 11.00am......mind you, we are fat bikers.....

Scrub that remark, oops.....

[kinger]

I did the "register" thing, but I've got three mates coming as well. Can't register them, so have a word with the cook please Maxx!
Oh, and if anyone else is running up from hereabouts, we're leaving Wairake BP at 8.30. 2 XJRs and 2 Gixxers.

[Murray]

Another 2 (maybe 4) coming from Hams. Just caught up with caseye in his new Quasi leather jacket and he will be there tomorrow as well

[Fatt Max]

No worries. be great to see you all,

Bring full heads of knowledge and empty bellies for brunch

.....ah, and a pen....

[MadDuck]

Just caught up with caseye in his new Quasi leather jacket and he will be there tomorrow as well

He looks hot! I have seen the photographic evidence.

[hellokitty]

Just caught up with caseye in his new Quasi leather jacket and he will be there tomorrow as well


He looks hot! I have seen the photographic evidence.

Pic please!!!!!!! put them on FB Cherie... I probably won't make it tomorrow as I am sick - have a head cold :sick: Not to keen to go for a long ride when the old brain isn't working properly...

[Maha]

Pic please!!!!!!! put them on FB Cherie... I probably won't make it tomorrow as I am sick - have a head cold :sick: Not to keen to go for a long ride when the old brain isn't working properly...

or......http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/127239-Quasimoto-experience?p=1130049249#post1130049249... :blink:

[Maha]

That rain coming looks omminous...:blink:

[hellokitty]

or......http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/127239-Quasimoto-experience?p=1130049249#post1130049249... :blink:

:yes: lookin good!

[Fatt Max]

That rain coming looks omminous...:blink:

I know, brilliant eh.....

[jafar]

That rain coming looks omminous...:blink:

HTFU Pills are on special @ Pak n slave :whocares:

[Phreak]

I'll be there! I've just finished rebuilding my CBR250 back up to 'rideable' condition, thanks to a recent acquisition - another CBR250! Out of the two, one is pretty much complete. Been up all night putting it all together... Gees, is it almost 5am already...? See you all at 11! :yes:

[DMNTD]

A definite maybe :sunny:

[Tink]

BOMAN & ME IN!!!!! :scooter::yes:

[Maha]

Good to see some extreme committment but alas, we have huge wind gusts here and its just started raining, going to get worse for us coming home this afternoon if we attend...so have fatty for us...:corn:

[Fatt Max]

.......to all you lovely people who braved the wind and the rain and made it to the L&P Cafe in Paeroa to do Nuthin' Much with the Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club.

Yes, it was not looking too flash weather wise first thing this morning, but the sight of Caseye in his new (and extremely horny) leathers was enough to inspire the rest of us top zip up, harden up and get the feck down there.

Seriously though, the outlook was bleak so I can only put our reason for doing this down to extreme hunger or extreme stupidity.

Off we pootled, SH1 then onto SH2 with Bodir acting as TEC and general top bloke (rather than General Von Slatesweinger) getting blown about more often then Prince William. We finally made it to the L&P and Linda and the crew had done us proud. Large comfortable reserved area and a tip top buffet brunch that any Fat Biker would be proud of.

The Waikato and Taupo crews made it as well and it was great to see them all. Fair to say that once the brunch was going on silence descended on the cafe.

So, plates cleaned, bellies full and brains switched on, it was time to start the Brainy Biker quiz. Two outstanding trophies on offer as well as Fat Biker Emergency Road Kits as spot prizes.

The contestants had 5 minutes to answer 20 questions relating to motorcycles and food. It turned out to be a fascinating experiment for the wider biker community, check out these statistics:

- 28% of Bikers think that the Hokitika Food Festival is in Westport

- 3% of bikers are convinced that the Wiggles hold the speed record at Hampton Downs,

....and the worst and most worrying stat of all....

1.35% of bikers know what their rego plate reads......

Answer sheets in and the marking got underway (Thanks CW and Moira for helping me out there you sexy bastards) and, after a couple of brain teasing tie breaker questions, the results were in.

In second place with a score of 11 points and winning the tie breaker question came MadDuck

But the winner, the brainiest biker in the Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club and the world with a stand out score of 12 (well, ok not huge I know but it was the only score of that number) is Nasty...!!!!

FFS I hear you cry, but yes, Nasty showed us the brains and got the bling which means she is both the FBMC Gut Bucket Race and Brainy Biker Quiz champion for 2011. The fecking cafe stopped serving coffee's early cos she had all the cups etc etc etc.

Well done mate on a great effort, beating off challenges from far and wide.

The fundraising saw us collect $150 with the cafe chipping in a dollar for every brunch sold. Brilliant effort guy’s n gals, this money will be sent off to the Christchurch Quake fund next week.

I've chucked a few piccies in below, there were plenty of other cameras snapping away so no doubt they will find their way on here at some point.

Once again, thanks so much for each and every one of you for making today such a great event. To me, this is what it is all about, sharing our love of bikes and riding, getting together as a group for some relaxed fun, no bullshit, no pressure and no agenda. Just a good laugh with good people.

The generosity never fails to impress me, after spending the money on gas and a feed, bikers will still cough up some bucks for those brothers and sisters struggling elsewhere. Thanks again people, you are all legends.

The next event is in June.......and it involves wearing other people's pants....

Take care, ride safe and eat well

FM

[MadDuck]

Great day out for a good cause with a great bunch of people :scooter:

Thanks for organising another fun day FM. It was an interesting ride home over the bridge :woohoo:

[DEVVIL]

Thanks Mark for a great day I was blown away:woohoo:

[DEVVIL]

I'll be there! I've just finished rebuilding my CBR250 back up to 'rideable' condition, thanks to a recent acquisition - another CBR250! Out of the two, one is pretty much complete. Been up all night putting it all together... Gees, is it almost 5am already...? See you all at 11! :yes:

Good to see you back on two wheels:scooter:

Andrew

[Fatt Max]

Good to see you back on two wheels:scooter:

Andrew

+1 to that. Yeah you sexy young frikker you, great to see you back on the road and still smiling, really really good stuff

Mother-in-law's dream that boy....

[Nasty]

awesome day ... was a hell of a lot of fun ... so now its nana nap time ... btw I found the sticker!

[Fatt Max]

awesome day ... was a hell of a lot of fun ... so now its nana nap time ... btw I found the sticker!

Surpirsed you got any room to move what with all them there trophies you have.

Good onya mate, great to have you along and thanks for your kind words at the prizegiving.

Nigh nighs....

[Phreak]

Had a blast today, SO FECKING GOOD to see everyone again after my prolonged absence from riding! The weather wasn't much fun, being blown around was entertaining to say the least... and the wind sucked too! Hehe... Fatt Max, you're a bloody legend, book me in for the next ride out!

I hope everyone's pictures are uploaded soon!

:scooter:

[caseye]

Had a blast today, SO FECKING GOOD to see everyone again after my prolonged absence from riding! The weather wasn't much fun, being blown around was entertaining to say the least... and the wind sucked too! Hehe... Fatt Max, you're a bloody legend, book me in for the next ride out!

I hope everyone's pictures are uploaded soon!

:scooter:

Was good to see ya smiling face young PHREAK and while she aint finished I can see that when she is yer bike is going to look a Million dollars top effort Scott.
C ya again at the next one mate.

[Fatt Max]

Just done the final tally of the cash raised. All up the event raised $175.00 for the Christchurch Quake Appeal. I will be sending this through today.

That is a brilliant effort guys and girls, thanks again for braving the weather and parting with your hard earned cash, legends the lot of ya...

The next event is in June......where you will be parting with a pair of undies...

FM xxx

[Bodir]

Great fun. Been too long for me too.

Now officially a FB Trainee (Slim Division) :love:

[mrmeal]

The next event is in June......where you will be parting with a pair of undies...



Parting or partying? hell why not do both!! Who's to say you can't have your cake and eat it!

[DEVVIL]

Caseye are we going to see the shinny new XV at the next FB ride?:yes::drinkup:

[caseye]

It's a whole lot closer now mate, engine in, wheels on brakes front and rear working head light coming home on the weekend so wiring can be done. then tank and side covers to finish basic build.
Not far.

[DEVVIL]

Brakes front and rear next thing you will wearing a hi vis vest:innocent:
Looking forward to seeing it:woohoo: