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onearmedbandit
12th April 2011, 09:24
How many of you would still be living a normal life with a gash so deep you can see your muscle underneath? Yeah right we'd be off to hospital as fast as possible, telling anyone we could we are about to die. Yet this is what happened to our cat. He came home the other day and I noticed him licking his left shoulder/leg quite a lot, so I had a look at him and there was a noticeable gash, about the size of a new 50c coin. So off to the vet we went, thinking he's need stitches. But no apparently with a course of anti-biotics the vet says it will heal fine, but not before moving the gash around to demonstrate to me the live workings of the inside of a cat.

This whole time he's been purring lots, rolling around in the sun, stretching, all the normal things cats do, just with a massive hole in his body. I commented about this to the vet, he simply put it as 'humans are wimps'.

As a thank you this morning, he brought us a bird. Still with a gash in his side. I caught the bird and took it outside, it flew off again but he chased it down catching it in mid-air, still with a gash in his side. Fucking impressive.

Stirts
12th April 2011, 10:16
How many of you would still be living a normal life.

I cook, clean, do the washing, ride my motorcycle and still live a normal life with a gash so deep you can see muscle underneath... what's the big deal :bleh:

willytheekid
12th April 2011, 11:12
I cook, clean, do the washing, ride my motorcycle and still live a normal life with a gash so deep you can see muscle underneath... what's the big deal :bleh:

....because the cats happy & not making a big deal of it lol.....:facepalm:...shutting up now :shutup:

Stirts
12th April 2011, 11:20
....because the cats happy & not making a big deal of it lol.....:facepalm:...shutting up now :shutup:

Sounds like your pussy is not happy. :D

nudemetalz
12th April 2011, 11:56
bloody hell....amazed at OAB's story or amazed at female and pussy mentioned together....and I have very difficultly refrained from saying anything rude, crude and undesirable...

Superprised Mr Pussy himself isn't here yet...lol

willytheekid
12th April 2011, 12:28
Sounds like your pussy is not happy. :D

LOL, mines very happy thankyou, but like most seems to think her "wound" makes her special too :shit:.....:facepalm:......Im a sucker for self punishment lol

marie_speeds
12th April 2011, 14:09
Im a sucker for self punishment lol

Nuns at school told me I'd go to hell for that so you'd better lay off that...:yes::shutup:

98tls
12th April 2011, 14:39
I cook, clean, do the washing, ride my motorcycle and still live a normal life with a gash so deep you can see muscle underneath... what's the big deal :bleh:

Gold.:woohoo:

boman
13th April 2011, 06:40
I cook, clean, do the washing, ride my motorcycle and still live a normal life with a gash so deep you can see muscle underneath... what's the big deal :bleh:

:gob: .

Swoop
13th April 2011, 12:19
I cook, clean, do the washing, ride my motorcycle and still live a normal life with a gash so deep you can see muscle underneath... what's the big deal :bleh:
I'll be impressed if you can clean your own arse with your tongue.:shit::innocent::bye:

Stirts
13th April 2011, 13:01
I'll be impressed if you can clean your own arse with your tongue.:shit::innocent::bye:

Not too keen on the "clean" part

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mrchips
13th April 2011, 18:43
I came across a pussy once, had most of it's face hanging off & flapping about, Gruesome stuff. It looked like a zombie cat from 'return of the living dead' yet it was still purring it's little head off.

Cats are tuff shit alright, not like wimpy dogs & humans.

JimO
13th April 2011, 20:31
I came across a pussy once, had most of it's face hanging off & flapping about, Gruesome stuff. It looked like a zombie cat from 'return of the living dead' yet it was still purring it's little head off.

Cats are tuff shit alright, not like wimpy dogs & humans.

well give ma a dog any day

Okey Dokey
14th April 2011, 13:25
Cats rule and dogs drool :)

F5 Dave
15th April 2011, 12:06
I cook, clean, do the washing, ride my motorcycle and still live a normal life with a gash so deep you can see muscle underneath... what's the big deal :bleh:
This is KB. Photos or it didn't happen:shit:

buellbabe
15th April 2011, 12:16
Cats are tuff shit alright, not like wimpy dogs & humans.

You must have been around the wrong sorts of dogs.

Animals certainly beat us in the pain tolerance stakes.

Every day I take my rotti-x bitch to the park and every day she goes thru a barbed wire fence into the bush to do a bit of hunting and every day I think its a miracle that she doesn't scrag herself on the barbs.
It finally happened but we were nearly back at the car by the time I realised cos she just carried on like normal...then as she was walking towards me I noticed something strange about her chest.
She had a huge hole and there was this big gob of flesh hanging out of. I pushed the flesh back in (yuck it really was a big hole) and she thought I was giving her a tummy rub!
It healed sweetas and she was completely oblivious to the fact that she had even injured herself!

Bless.

Animals rock!

DMNTD
15th April 2011, 12:37
I cook, clean, do the washing, ride my motorcycle and still live a normal life with a gash so deep you can see muscle underneath... what's the big deal :bleh:

Lies! You don't ride your motorcycle and why does your gash burp so much? :corn:

Stirts
15th April 2011, 14:18
This is KB. Photos or it didn't happen:shit:

:yes: This is KB isn't it..... Ok ok, so I over exaggerated in my post, and pretended to be something I am not, making myself out to be more awesome than I am - I don't cook, clean and do the washing, and I can barely ride a motorcycle :D


and why does your gash burp so much? :corn:

I guess it likes to converse with it’s own kind :shifty:

F5 Dave
15th April 2011, 14:43
:yes: This is KB isn't it..... Ok ok, so I over exaggerated in my post, and pretended to be something I am not, making myself out to be more awesome than I am - I don't cook, clean and do the washing, and I can barely ride a motorcycle :D



I guess it likes to converse with it’s own kind :shifty:

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Stirts again."
The subtlety & delivery are top notch.:yes:

wysper
15th April 2011, 18:08
Cats are staunch

Just took ours to the vet because her eye didn't look good.

Vet said if a dog had the same injury it would most likely have died from it by now. Claw right through her eye into some sack of fluid that is now leaking.
3 grand to operate on her. Can't afford that so we are trying a medical approach.
Preparing the kids for the Worst Case Scenario.

Eye drops 4 times a day and some goop twice a day - 4 different medicines. I am going to be scratched to hell trying to administer these! That is already 300 hundy plus what ever follow up visits might cost.

Still - she is a tough little bugger. I hope she pulls through.

davebullet
15th April 2011, 20:58
:yes: This is KB isn't it..... Ok ok, so I over exaggerated in my post, and pretended to be something I am not, making myself out to be more awesome than I am - I don't cook, clean and do the washing, and I can barely ride a motorcycle :D



I guess it likes to converse with it’s own kind :shifty:

F'ckin triumph riders, all the same. A dirty dozen if ever I saw 12.

scumdog
15th April 2011, 21:27
Pfft, the one I ran over the other night wasn't so staunch, he cashed his chips in fairly quickly..

wysper
16th April 2011, 07:46
Pfft, the one I ran over the other night wasn't so staunch, he cashed his chips in fairly quickly..

You talking about cats or triumph riders?

fuknKIWI
16th April 2011, 20:00
You talking about cats or triumph riders?

Obviously not the cat...

Harvd
17th April 2011, 22:39
Yep our one only started to act funny after it almost died from septicemia because of the 120mm long bite wound from a dog. Its so fluffy we didnt know as it never likes to be patted much and the fur had matted over it. Almost vommed when the vet opened his "christmas present". The smell was worse than the sight.

Had to pat a shaved pussy for the next couple of weeks...:facepalm:

buellbabe
18th April 2011, 06:39
Cats are staunch

Still - she is a tough little bugger. I hope she pulls through.

Got my fingers crossed for ya... Poor thing.

I've got a puffytat I luff as much as the dogs and fortunately she has never given me any grief and if she ever did...well she would have to tuff it out cos there is no way I would ever be able to get her into a cage to take her to the vets!

Both my dogs have titanium knees at $4gs a pop. I'm paying it off...and it was money well spent, my Rotti-x is nearly 13 now and she is still running around chasing rabbits and possums, and occasionally catching them!

wysper
18th April 2011, 07:16
Got my fingers crossed for ya... Poor thing.

I've got a puffytat I luff as much as the dogs and fortunately she has never given me any grief and if she ever did...well she would have to tuff it out cos there is no way I would ever be able to get her into a cage to take her to the vets!

Both my dogs have titanium knees at $4gs a pop. I'm paying it off...and it was money well spent, my Rotti-x is nearly 13 now and she is still running around chasing rabbits and possums, and occasionally catching them!

Thanks BB,

She has caught a couple of mice since her accident, so I am hopeful. The eye looks to be clearing up. As the OP said, the cats are tough animals. And she puts up a great fight over the eye drops LOL.

buellbabe
18th April 2011, 07:18
So pleased to hear that! Bless.

HenryDorsetCase
18th April 2011, 08:24
i cook, clean, do the washing, ride my motorcycle and still live a normal life with a gash so deep you can see muscle underneath... What's the big deal :bleh:

wwop..........

eelracing
18th April 2011, 08:33
Pfft, the one I ran over the other night wasn't so staunch, he cashed his chips in fairly quickly..

He was probably faking...

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imdying
18th April 2011, 09:39
He was probably faking...The dog I nailed last night wasn't, I reversed back and forth three times to make sure... bit cruel just to leave em there I thought. Apparently chasing the car wasn't all it was cracked up to be, who knew :woohoo:

Keep your stupid fucking mutts tied up people.

fuknKIWI
7th May 2011, 21:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8&feature=share