What wouldaya do?

[slofox]

I move house next week. And lose my lockup garage. Which is a requirement for the bike insurance...:angry:

In about three or four weeks, the carport at the new place will be converted to a lockable garage. But in the meantime, I have, somehow, to secure the bike.

I could put it in the lockup where I will store some stuff for about that length of time. But that means travelling quite some distance to get out for a ride.

I could stick it in herself's garage. But then she'd know every time I went out riding and would probably chide me for "wasting" gas...(well, she's a girly, eh.)

Or..? What would you do?

[onearmedbandit]

Don't stop riding it. That will lessen the chance of it being half-inched.

[Edbear]

Offer herself the option of having it in her garage or the lounge... :yes:

[dogsnbikes]

Park it the lounge why you can......I tell ya now once those women move in it all changes:facepalm:

[Smifffy]

Tell herself about your reservations regarding parking the vixen in her garage.

Then tell her about the nice neighbour lady by where you are moving to, and how she is on her own with a big empty garage, since her motorbike riding husband passed away, and has said you can park the bike there.

Then enjoy going round to herself's place for those early morning rides before you get the bike out of her garage and head off to Raglan before work.

Thank me later.

[unstuck]

3 week holiday on the bike sounds good.:woohoo:

[MSTRS]

Tip your head forward...no, a little further...bit more...aaah, yes...I see your problem....a herself's thumb-sized bald spot.
Grow some, man....
...and let your insurer know that you have a less secure park for a couple of weeks.

[imdying]

I lose my lockup garage which is a requirement for the bike insurance for about three or four weeks, in the meantime I have to secure the bike.

I could stick it in herself's garage.

What would you do?Grow a penis and tell her indoors what's what.

It's only a month, if she's that unreasonable, divorce her.

Come on man, WTF do you think you should do... If she gives you crap about riding your bike, hold a plastic bag over her face for more than 3 minutes. Do I have to think of everything??!

[SILVER SUZI]

Simple really............................. Park it in my garage and I'll ride it for you!:woohoo:

[CookMySock]

3 week holiday on the bike sounds good.:woohoo:best idea so far by a wiiide margin!!!

[sil3nt]

Is the carport visible from the road? If it is then your screwed. Otherwise a disc lock has kept mine safe for now!

[Maha]

While taking it on three week pootlelydoo sounds the better option, you have a business to run eh? so...the lounge is where it should go, or anywhere inside for that matter, its a GXSR ...even the W/C will do....:blink:

[Oscar]

I move house next week. And lose my lockup garage. Which is a requirement for the bike insurance...:angry:

In about three or four weeks, the carport at the new place will be converted to a lockable garage. But in the meantime, I have, somehow, to secure the bike.

I could put it in the lockup where I will store some stuff for about that length of time. But that means travelling quite some distance to get out for a ride.

I could stick it in herself's garage. But then she'd know every time I went out riding and would probably chide me for "wasting" gas...(well, she's a girly, eh.)

Or..? What would you do?

Ring your insurer.
I think you'll find they'll be happy to substitute "fuck off big chain and lock" for "lock up garage" on your policy.

[slofox]

Grow a penis and tell her indoors what's what.

It's only a month, if she's that unreasonable, divorce her.

Come on man, WTF do you think you should do... If she gives you crap about riding your bike, hold a plastic bag over her face for more than 3 minutes. Do I have to think of everything??!


Ring your insurer.
I think you'll find they'll be happy to substitute "fuck off big chain and lock" for "lock up garage" on your policy.


Tip your head forward...no, a little further...bit more...aaah, yes...I see your problem....a herself's thumb-sized bald spot.
Grow some, man....
...and let your insurer know that you have a less secure park for a couple of weeks.

OK....some interesting suggestions here good people...'specially the three week riding holiday. Pity about having to earn a living, buggrit...:angry:

First up, I'm not married to herself - we live on opposite sides of the city. Works well - I can go home when I want to :yes:. But the distance is another reason (the real one) for not putting the bike in her garage...

Already spoken to insurer (Kiwibike) who were definitely concerned about lack of lock-up...the guts of it is the excess goes from $500 to $2000 if it's not under loick and key. Maybe I'll ask about the fuck-off chain and lock again...

Guess it's the lockup for a month...

[Str8 Jacket]

First up, I'm not married to herself - we live on opposite sides of the city. Works well

Excellent, then what's your problem? Inside the bike goes....

[slofox]

Excellent, then what's your problem? Inside the bike goes....

Well..yeah - distinctly possible although difficult in that the place I am going to is on a slope (steepish) and access is up stairs and around corners etc...could look at the laundry though - might be just the go!

I rebuilt a motorbike in the lounge of a flat I was in once. Goddam landlord went apeshit about it even though I pointed out that it was completely dry and shiny metal with no oil or anything to mess the place up.

No insight, some of these buggers...

[Str8 Jacket]

Well..yeah - distinctly possible although difficult in that the place I am going to is on a slope (steepish) and access is up stairs and around corners etc...could look at the laundry though - might be just the go!


You gonna be a victim or a winner?!

[slofox]

You gonna be a victim or a winner?!

Participant observer...never a victim. Except of my own folly...

[Smifffy]

I hear that new neighbour lady is a good cook too...

[slofox]

I hear that new neighbour lady is a good cook too...

Sad to say, the new neighbour is some old fulla...no hot chicks in sight...didn't choose very well, did I?

There was one place I was looking at a while ago had a nice lady living next door. Some other bugger bought it though...ngngngrrrrr.

[Edbear]

While taking it on three week pootlelydoo sounds the better option, you have a business to run eh? so...the lounge is where it should go, or anywhere inside for that matter, its a GXSR ...even the W/C will do....:blink:

Wotchu talkin bout Willis???? :angry:

[ckai]

I reckon you can have a "promo" in the shop. Make some room and park it inside. Do 5% specials for anyone that proves they're a biker :D

[awa355]

I move house next week. And lose my lockup garage. Which is a requirement for the bike insurance...:angry:



Or..? What would you do?

I would park YOUR bike in MY garage untill the carport is secured. Will make sure the battery doesn't go flat. Oh! and bring it over with a full tank. Saves rust setting in. I'll flush out the 'stale' fuel before you pick it up.

[FJRider]

Offer herself the option of having it in her garage or the lounge... :yes:

He's a MAN ... he should just TELL herself how it will be ... :yes:

[hellokitty]

But then she'd know every time I went out riding and would probably chide me for "wasting" gas...(well, she's a girly, eh.)


What??? :blink:are you not allowed to ride your bike? Damn.... a man can have much worse hobbies... I count my self lucky that Mr Hellokitty only has the one "bad habit" which I happen to share...
Maybe take up excessive drinking and wild women instead?

[DMNTD]

You do know that you can lift the seat before you pee, eh? :facepalm:

[Maha]

You do know that you can lift the seat before you pee, eh? :facepalm:

Which begs the question...''why dont women return the seat to the upright postion where it is ment to be''?

[Str8 Jacket]

Which begs the question...''why dont women return the seat to the upright postion where it is ment to be''?

ment? New man word is it?

[slofox]

Maybe take up excessive drinking and wild women instead?


BTDT...that's why I took up riding again...:whistle:


In fact she thinks it's good for me to ride - just not as much as I like to, given the fact that I've had to sell my house and downgrade as a result of profligate expenditure...

The real reason for not using her garage is the distance from my own place - by the time I got there and back I'd have no morning riding time left...

[Str8 Jacket]

BTDT...that's why I took up riding again...:whistle:


In fact she thinks it's good for me to ride - just not as much as I like to, given the fact that I've had to sell my house and downgrade as a result of profligate expenditure...

The real reason for not using her garage is the distance from my own place - by the time I got there and back I'd have no morning riding time left...

Nothing says I love you more than living miles away from the one you screw.....

[slofox]

Nothing says I love you more than living miles away from the one you screw.....

I can't afford to live in her suburb...