Camel Foot [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

zadok

28th June 2005, 10:51

Is there a name for the male equivalent?

If not - what are the possibilities?:rofl:
I reckon there must be. Ever seen those ballet dudes? :motu:

28th June 2005, 11:01

:lol: Camel toe.....

ManDownUnder

28th June 2005, 11:04

I reckon there must be. Ever seen those ballet dudes? :motu:

TRUE.......

scumdog

28th June 2005, 11:14

Known as 'moose toes' in other places too - but down here we just call them front bums.
Anybody remember 'mumble pants'?

Big Dave

28th June 2005, 11:27

Is there a name for the male equivalent?

"Humby" - Douglas Adams - Deeper Meaning of Liff.

ManDownUnder

28th June 2005, 11:31

"Humby" - Douglas Adams - Deeper Meaning of Liff.

You're right - I'd forgotten that!

[edit] more like a huby or a stebbing... humby ain't quite the sort of thing to show up in a photo...

(Prefer budby myself :rofl: )

WINJA

28th June 2005, 11:37

:lol: Camel toe.....
ISNT THAT YOU ON THE FAR RIGHT NC, BEEN GETTING SOME SUN

ManDownUnder

28th June 2005, 11:40

ISNT THAT YOU ON THE FAR RIGHT NC, BEEN GETTING SOME SUN

You can tell that just just from her hair?? You're blocking the photo dude...

Maybe next time you shouldn't sit in the front row (and don't wear those pink tight pants anymore either - it's hard to keep my breakfast down...)

Big Dave

28th June 2005, 12:40

You're right - I'd forgotten that!

[edit] more like a huby or a stebbing... humby ain't quite the sort of thing to show up in a photo...

(Prefer budby myself :rofl: )

It's a great world isn't it - Even the co-pilot points out notable 'Lusbys' for me these days.

ManDownUnder

28th June 2005, 12:43

It's a great world isn't it - Even the co-pilot points out notable 'Lusbys' for me these days.

:rofl: good stuff!

Like it... look out for the simprims too... LOL!

Clockwork

28th June 2005, 13:17

Known as 'moose toes' in other places too - but down here we just call them front bums.
Anybody remember 'mumble pants'?

Are you refering to lycra sports gear AKA mumblers? (cuz you can see the lips movin' but you can't quite make out what they're sayin)

scumdog

28th June 2005, 13:21

Are you refering to lycra sports gear AKA mumblers? (cuz you can see the lips movin' but you can't quite make out what they're sayin)

Them's the ones! Don't see too many wearing lycra down here a.t.m., too cold!!
But on some of them ya can still spot the camel toe through a pair of undies, a pair of trackies and a pair of overalls, pretty scarey stuff huh?

Lou Girardin

28th June 2005, 16:26

Them's the ones! Don't see too many wearing lycra down here a.t.m., too cold!!
But on some of them ya can still spot the camel toe through a pair of undies, a pair of trackies and a pair of overalls, pretty scarey stuff huh?

That's not camel toe, that's landing gear. Like the rower on the left.
Jeez, with a pair of flaps like that, she could hover.

bugjuice

28th June 2005, 16:27

anyone seen the britney spears vid where she's in that red catsuit? ain't much else on, and you can read her lips almost the whole way thru.. must get that on HD dvd..

28th June 2005, 16:43

Personally, I have no idea what so ever how they can handle having pants wedged that high up their moots...

28th June 2005, 16:45

ISNT THAT YOU ON THE FAR RIGHT NC, BEEN GETTING SOME SUN
I am the sun... everything revolves around me :motu:

Lou Girardin

28th June 2005, 16:54

Personally, I have no idea what so ever how they can handle having pants wedged that high up their moots...

Velcro on the inside seam. Supposed to be better than ben-wah balls.

bugjuice

28th June 2005, 16:57

Velcro on the inside seam. Supposed to be better than ben-wah balls.
who's Ben-wah? and why is he so special?

Lou Girardin

28th June 2005, 17:00

who's Ben-wah? and why is he so special?

They won't work so well for you, bein' a boy an' all. You could try though.
Post the results in product reviews.

Biff

28th June 2005, 17:00

Personally, I have no idea what so ever how they can handle having pants wedged that high up their moots...

Please allow me to explain:

1. Shave ones "minny moo" in order to remove any trace of hair.
2. Don one pair of skin tight, preferably Lycra, trousers. No knickers allowed.
3. Once the trousers are firmly in place, hold you nose and take a deep breath. The vacuum will cause a small amount of the said Lycra pants to get sucked up your "minny moo".
4. Don't breath out until the ambulance arrives. Don't worry about turning blue, this is normal.

Another public service message from the Biffmeister.

ManDownUnder

28th June 2005, 17:01

who's Ben-wah? and why is he so special?

Ben Wah ain't special..

...his balls however...

Big Dave

28th June 2005, 17:06

You are now several feet below where I draw the line. out.

RON SOAK

28th June 2005, 17:46

But they's jest warmin up.....:grouphug:

Slipstream

28th June 2005, 17:50

Don't see too many wearing lycra down here a.t.m

Lycra....it's a privelege, not a right! :whistle:

crazylittleshit

28th June 2005, 18:01

Please allow me to explain:

1. Shave ones "minny moo" in order to remove any trace of hair.
2. Don one pair of skin tight, preferably Lycra, trousers. No knickers allowed.
3. Once the trousers are firmly in place, hold you nose and take a deep breath. The vacuum will cause a small amount of the said Lycra pants to get sucked up your "minny moo".
4. Don't breath out until the ambulance arrives. Don't worry about turning blue, this is normal.

Another public service message from the Biffmeister.
learn't from experience did we? :rofl:

MoFunthanmost

28th June 2005, 18:03

6th form history teacher *shudder* ruined my ability to appeciate camel toe forever. :oi-grr:

dammit

ManDownUnder

29th June 2005, 08:58

Lycra....it's a privelege, not a right! :whistle:

Eloquent and RIGHT ON THE MONEY. It's like cloth paint (i.e. you have the option, black lycra, or black paint)

Unless you can carry it off (and want ALL the attention) don't so it.

Riff Raff

29th June 2005, 09:34

ManDownUnder

29th June 2005, 10:02

Note to self - when printing out funny Camel Toe Cup thingee - don't leave it casually lying around on station when lots of people (including bosses) are about to descend upon said station for big meeting! :weird:

errr - you did that???:rofl:

oh I'm sorry but I though I was the only one to do stuff like that...!!!:rofl:

Biff

30th June 2005, 16:55

learn't from experience did we? :rofl:

Hey - Once upon a time I could, if I were so inclined (which I'm not) wear a $30 pair of lycra hotpants and only have $5 on display at any one time. The rest went places even Captain Cook wouldn't find.

30th June 2005, 17:09

Slipstream

30th June 2005, 17:11

You can get a ship there?

*shudder*

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to NC again."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

30th June 2005, 17:13

ARGH! ARGH!

:rofl:

ManDownUnder

30th June 2005, 17:38

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to NC again."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hang about...

Biff can put a ship where the sun don't shine... and NC is the one with the reputation - is that how it goes?

Or did NC GET a reputation when biffy played "hide the ship"?

Slipstream - what'd you get out of all this then (I'm scared to ask, but I know you won't mind...)

MDU

Biff

30th June 2005, 17:44

Stop laughing at the expense of my arse!
If there's any reputation to be given out it should go to my proctologist. Poor man. He hasn't been able to find his watch since we last met.

Slipstream

30th June 2005, 17:48

Hang about...

Biff can put a ship where the sun don't shine... and NC is the one with the reputation - is that how it goes?

Or did NC GET a reputation when biffy played "hide the ship"?

NC "was/is" going to get a rep cos of her quick and witty reply to Biffs unsuspecting word choice and placement in his post.

Slipstream - what'd you get out of all this then (I'm scared to ask, but I know you won't mind...)

I get a laugh .... and I deserve to laugh....I almost forgot how...till I met you lot

:grouphug:

ManDownUnder

30th June 2005, 17:52

NC "was/is" going to get a rep cos of her quick and witty reply to Biffs unsuspecting word choice and placement in his post.

I get a laugh .... and I deserve to laugh....I almost forgot how...till I met you lot

:grouphug:

Bang on the money dude! And may you have far too many more... now where were we...

Ahhhh yes - biff playing hide the sausage... no... hide the SHIP!

ManDownUnder

30th June 2005, 17:53

Stop laughing at the expense of my arse!
If there's any reputation to be given out it should go to my proctologist. Poor man. He hasn't been able to find his watch since we last met.

Poor man? I'd say he's a sick bastard if he wants it back!

:rofl:

Slipstream

30th June 2005, 17:57

Bang on the money dude!

You're preaching to the choir sunshine. If I had money ... I definitely would "bang" on it. :shifty: :niceone:

ManDownUnder

30th June 2005, 18:10

You're preaching to the choir sunshine. If I had money ... I definitely would "bang" on it. :shifty: :niceone:

errr - does that mean what I THINK it means...:whistle:

oooOOOooo

Slipstream

30th June 2005, 18:14

errr - does that mean what I THINK it means...:whistle:

oooOOOooo
well, there are some people who know the answer to that ;)

ManDownUnder

30th June 2005, 18:16

well, there are some people who know the answer to that ;)

LMAO!

This might not be the best choice of words but..."ONYA!"

:clap:
MDU (<== Elvis is leaving the building!)

30th June 2005, 18:32

Stop laughing at the expense of my arse!
If there's any reputation to be given out it should go to my proctologist. Poor man. He hasn't been able to find his watch since we last met.
I'm so glad you didn't say clock.. :rofl:

scumdog

1st July 2005, 02:21

Hey - Once upon a time I could, if I were so inclined (which I'm not) wear a $30 pair of lycra hotpants and only have $5 on display at any one time. The rest went places even Captain Cook wouldn't find.

Sometimes Biff you plain scare the beejesus out of me with the mental image you conjure up, T.M.I. man, just far to much!!

I bet Mrs Biff cringed when it came time to wash those little beauties!! :puke: