Naughty Caption Competition 27/4/11

[onearmedbandit]

No explaining needed. Or is there?

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[Trudes]

"You weren't lying, you really can take a whole chicken".

:facepalm:

[Crasherfromwayback]

"When I said I wanted a hand up..."

[bogan]

Conjoined triplets play a short game of hide and seek.

[george formby]

When i get it out I'm never letting you borrow my i-phone again!

[fatzx10r]

and the leyland brothers.....

[MSTRS]

As part of their recruitment drive for fresh members, Fisting4All's publicity officer Shell Taykmor said that the club's philosophy was that participants had fun. "It's not all about how much one can take, and new members can expect a lot of help to progress to the more competitive levels the club offers."

[george formby]

So that, more or less, is how the Stybian feels.

[nodrog]

"put your hand here to stop the bleeding"

[Crasherfromwayback]

"put your hand here to stop the bleeding"

To stop or start???

[Oblivion]

You know, these pants were white when we got them....

[jafar]

If we take her knickers off I'll get my whole hand up there

[Crasherfromwayback]

"We're gonna give you a pull through with your own pants"

[Swoop]

"These hot-pants have no pockets, and she has to put her car keys somewhere"

[Spearfish]

Why a human Muppet show is only seen from waist up.

[spookytooth]

Are you sure that fucking green string"s the pull starter ?

[Maha]

Hands up all those that....Rebecca!....wait please.

[MSTRS]

Girl on right: "Keep your hands right there. I don't want to lose my whole arm."
Girl on left: "It's alright for you. What if she farts?"

[george formby]

"Oooooh! Mind your ring!"


"that's not my ring, It's my watch"

[MSTRS]

Somebody forgot the vaseline. Again.

[Spearfish]

Girl standing- stick you hand in...go on
girl 2 - no, what, here?
girl 3- yeah, go on I'll give you a push
girl 2- shit I got my whole hand in!!
girl standing- stick another one in
girl 2- ok here goes
girl standing- ok now clap hands
girl 3- she cant move
girl standing- Oh I am tight aren't I

[MSTRS]

Crouch...Hold...Engage!!

[Latte]

Blatantly stolen from this post -> http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/132186-Advice-please?p=1129932779#post1129932779 - Thanks Matt!

"Failing that, if you think she's still talking shit behind your back you've got to take action.
Next time you see her, yell "WHO'S THE BOSS??". If you dont get an instant response, drop to one knee and WHAM! sock that biatch in the beef-curtains hard while shouting "TONY DANZA!". Dont take that crap lying down. "

[Crasherfromwayback]

Crouch...Hold...Engage!!

You forgot the "Touch"

[MSTRS]

You forgot the "Touch"

Lucky the players know what they're doing then...

[george formby]

"You weren't lying, you really can take a whole chicken".

:facepalm:

Hmm, the only female post. Wonder what we can learn from this:shutup::innocent:

[Maha]

Sarah? can you smell the sea?

[MSTRS]

Fusion food...when furburger meets knucklesandwich

[Trudes]

Hmm, the only female post. Wonder what we can learn from this:shutup::innocent:

Chicks like chicken.....?

[mashman]

Kama Sutra training for ladies

[tri boy]

"Ya, ist goot, no?"

[Maha]

....my Mums school Gym photo still looks as good as it did so many yeras ago.

[98tls]

:facepalm:Jesus bitch the string was supposed to go in last.

[blackdog]

Coach tells girls to give her 'a hand up'.

[mashman]

When Hokey Cokey goes wrong

[mashman]

IUD retrieval team training

[mashman]

The search of the illusive G-spot continues

[mashman]

Girl Left: Did you fart or did she queef

[EJK]

YEAH BABY YEAH, STICK IT UP THERE REAL TIGHT!
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[mashman]

Girl Right: I think i just broke a nail

[Spearfish]

cheerleader training gear- $200
private school fees $20,000 PA
unfortunate, but well timed, photo shot splashed over the net for the enjoyment of some dodgy bikers destroying any chance of a serious career-priceless