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ellipsis
29th April 2011, 21:14
Two blokes on a bus having a gesticulative conversation...


The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first.
Den I come..
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! ..
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more,
You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. 'In this country we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'

Okey Dokey
30th April 2011, 08:36
It is always good to start the day with a laugh, so thanks :)

Maha
30th April 2011, 08:56
''gesticulative conversation''.....a what?....:corn:

Spearfish
30th April 2011, 09:05
''gesticulative conversation''.....a what?....:corn:

Big Dave is having an unsettling influence on vocabulary lately.

ellipsis
30th April 2011, 11:14
''gesticulative conversation''.....a what?....:corn:

....sorry...I meant that they were in a verbal exchange and their conversation was punctuated by vigorous hand and facial movements, inserted into passages of the aforementioned conversation to emphasise and reiterate the nuances of that verbal exchange...

Maha
30th April 2011, 11:18
....sorry...I meant that they were in a verbal exchange and their conversation was punctuated by vigorous hand and facial movements, inserted into passages of the aforementioned conversation to emphasise and reiterate the nuances of that verbal exchange...

Now that I understand....:blink: