Where is the royal wedding thread?

[cave weta]

Ive just been spamming face book with proof that the Windsor 'royal' family are actually German aristorats
Ive had 8 posts removed and been removed from two pages so far.

come on- some body write something nice about the dress then I can tell you what she is marrying into.:shutup:

[racefactory]

cause its for soppy sissies and there aint none to be found here on KB!

[FJRider]

When's it on ... ????? ... WHO's getting hitched ... ????

[hayd3n]

kate has stiff nipples

[Oakie]

kate has stiff nipples

That's what I thought too.

We bought a couple of bottles of bubbly and watched it while checking the basketball and rugby.

[marty]

Pippa Middleton is WAY hotter than Kate.

[hayd3n]

her sisters hott

[phill-k]

but did you see Wills rides a Ducati was on 3news this morning, bugger was in jeans and snickers but did have gloves on, not sure about the jacket could have been either.

[Oakie]

Pippa Middleton is WAY hotter than Kate.

Yep, nice rear view for sure.

[Berries]

some body write something nice about the dress
It's not covered in cum just yet.

[Berries]

That Camilla looks quite nice. Is that a girls name ?

The wife is watching it. Might try Omegle.com again. Still waiting for the sniper.

[ellipsis]

.......found this...isnt she luverly...very informative...

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[ellipsis]

...I'm a Joanna Lumley man, myself...

[Elysium]

Nice wedding, simple dress and good choice uniform for William, though too much of that jesus bollocks for my liking near the end. Still I hope Charles fucks off to a retirement home and lets William be our king.

[ellipsis]

...I preferred the reign of Freddie Mercury as Queen...

[NighthawkNZ]

boring... yawn... not enough motorcycles...

[yod]

royal wedding = :yawn: :sleep:

[HenryDorsetCase]

...I preferred the reign of Freddie Mercury as Queen...

that had a waaaaay better soundtrack than this lot have. Lot of god bothering going I noted. Do none of them see the ironing about the c of e and like that? and the Arch Community Songster of Canterbury blathering on about his invisible friends got very old.

I'd even tap Kate Middleton's mum. Yeah. I went there.

[mashman]

kate has stiff nipples

:rofl:, I couldn't say that in front of my near 8 year old. Football studs :yes:. We were talking about the crowd... did anyone notice the woman with the gooses arse on her hat?

[mashman]

that had a waaaaay better soundtrack than this lot have. Lot of god bothering going I noted. Do none of them see the ironing about the c of e and like that? and the Arch Community Songster of Canterbury blathering on about his invisible friends got very old.

I'd even tap Kate Middleton's mum. Yeah. I went there.

I dunno, I thought the choir sang the Paul Mellor number prettttty well.

I was hoping to see the Queen sing "God save her gracious me" and snigger. Shame really.

The dress made the bags under her eyes look less dark

[HenryDorsetCase]

they're bruises from getting teabagged by Prince Philip. its a royal tradition

[yod]

I'd even tap Kate Middleton's mum. Yeah. I went there.
I wouldn't go there, but I might get pissed as fuck, hit it with yours and then laugh at ya.

[mashman]

they're bruises from getting teabagged by Prince Philip. its a royal tradition

waaaaa ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Who's ones grand daddy, who's ones grand daddy

[mashman]

I knew it would happen. I'm now crying... one commentator asks, does this celebration undermine the cynicism of the people... the other commentator ends up with, yes it does, waffle waffle waffle, it shows that our political system is still the envy of much of the world... I thought he said cynicism not sarcasm... fuckin hell that was funny. :killingme

[Mort]

watched it all with the BBC... top job. Well proud .:yes:

[EJK]

I only care about the cars that were there.

Some really nice looking Bentley Continental GT Flying Spurs, Jaguar XF and ofcourse the bodyguard's Range Rover Vogues.

Oh and the queen's Bentley Royale. That's a nice car.

[jazfender]

I only care about the cars that were there.

I only look at porn for the articles

[Swoop]

The royal wedding thread is located here (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/109015-Friday-jokes...?goto=newpost). Post #766 onwards...


I'm truly surprised Kate's father looked so happy at the wedding. Tradition dictates the bride's father pays for the wedding... THAT would be a fooking big bill!



I would have loved to see prince Williams' "pre-meeting the family" talk with Kate. Imagine having to tell your fiance "My brother's ginger and probably not actually my brother. My dad's married to his horse. My nan killled my mum and the most normal member of my family is my racist of a grandfather".

[Expert]

Was it cold in the cathedral or was kate just pleased to see me?

Rule Britannia!

[Fatt Max]

The royal wedding thread is located here (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/109015-Friday-jokes...?goto=newpost). Post #766 onwards...


I'm truly surprised Kate's father looked so happy at the wedding. Tradition dictates the bride's father pays for the wedding... THAT would be a fooking big bill!



I would have loved to see prince Williams' "pre-meeting the family" talk with Kate. Imagine having to tell your fiance "My brother's ginger and probably not actually my brother. My dad's married to his horse. My nan killled my mum and the most normal member of my family is my racist of a grandfather".

Fucking comedy gold mate.....:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Expert]

I'm glad the "anarchists" didn't raise their ugly heads.

By their nature they're a load of lazy, cowardly students that feel they ought to protest against something because it looks like fun and they can all update their facebook pages showing how dangerous and street they are, they don't know, or are unwilling to accept, what an important part the Royal family play in Britains economy and status.

That prick Charlie Veitch would have had his head kicked in if he'd starting mouthing off in the middle of all those flag waving poms.

He got locked up and all his little bitches were crying that it was unjust, as far as I see it he was inciting riot, or at least public disorder.
He would have been beheaded for treason not long ago.

He's the sort of idiot that is helping cause Englands demise, the enemy within, an insidious cancer.

He's the bigot he's trying to get rid of, moron.

[Maha]

Ive just been spamming face book with proof that the Windsor 'royal' family are actually German aristorats
Ive had 8 posts removed and been removed from two pages so far.

come on- some body write something nice about the dress then I can tell you what she is marrying into.:shutup:
Anyone who has watched Blackadder III will know all about that, that series was factually correct.


boring... yawn... not enough motorcycles...


I saw enough...bike cops everywhere.

I wouldn't go there, but I might get pissed as fuck, hit it with yours and then laugh at ya.

So what you are saying is, you get drunk and will grab hold of another mans penis?

[Maha]

I noticed that Catherine bowed her head everytime William saluted...
Could the lowering of the head in this way be a her way of saluting?

[jazfender]

That prick Charlie Veitch would have had his head kicked in if he'd starting mouthing off in the middle of all those flag waving poms.

He got locked up and all his little bitches were crying that it was unjust, as far as I see it he was inciting riot, or at least public disorder.
He would have been beheaded for treason not long ago.

He's the sort of idiot that is helping cause Englands demise, the enemy within, an insidious cancer.

He's the bigot he's trying to get rid of, moron.

Fucken hell, got a bit of a grudge there?

[martybabe]

I watched some of it, highlights would be Kate's sister, kate's nipples, the police motorcycle escort ( all bmw R1100/1150RSs) only the best bikes for the royal security :yes:.

Huge waste of money IMO. 50-60 million pounds worth spent on a privileged couple whilst the country is on its knees financially.

[Expert]

How much money do you think that wedding generated in tv rights, tourism, merchandising etc.?

[Paul in NZ]

I love watching historic racing - manx's, 7R's etc all bellowing full snot, dust passion and gloy. Old Triumphs howling that flat drone, the Guzzi ripping the air... Wonderful shit and so much better than a dry dusty old museum full of dying dreams...

Royal weddings are when grand old cities and magnificent churches get to howl. Whats the point of all that history and glory unless you get it out and give it a damn good thrashing occasionally...... its fuckin great shit. Completely mental, pointless and utterly utterly wonderful - HUZZAH!

[short-circuit]

How much money do you think that wedding generated in tv rights, tourism, merchandising etc.?

Fuck all for the average Joe that actually paid for it. Nothing more that a barefaced show of power and prestige. I still think those that subscribe to religion are retarded but then at least there are some benefits derived from that.

[Expert]

Who paid for it? The taxpayer? no.
The royal family generate their own income, they aren't supported by the taxpayer, in fact they generate income for the uk.

Why would anyone begrudge them making a show of power and prestige? you want them to get married in a registry office?
Tall poppy at it's worst.

Religion is one of the most powerful motive forces in the world, why is the world so scared of muslims? they're united by their religion and are a very powerful force. They'll die for their religion and you can't fight that.
the poms deny their heritage and religion and divided they will fall. But this is another thread entirely.

[Mental Trousers]

I like the dress. It's quite a simple design but the execution is amazing. One of the better Royal Wedding Dresses for sure.

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[george formby]

kate has stiff nipples

4 customers have mentioned it must have been a bit nippy in the Abbey already this morning out of a total of 6.

[Oakie]

Royal weddings are when grand old cities and magnificent churches get to howl. Whats the point of all that history and glory unless you get it out and give it a damn good thrashing occasionally...... its fuckin great shit. Completely mental, pointless and utterly utterly wonderful - HUZZAH!

Hell yeah. A can't remember the details but part of that complex has hosted weddings since the 1200s (I think). That's close to before even the Maori arrived in NZ.

[ynot slow]

Woke up this morning hoping to see carnage if bin Laden or IRA decided to crash the gig,but alas no,bloody hell where's a terrorist when ya want em.

For all the crap yanks give royalty the weeks news showing tourists seemed to have wayyy more percentige of yanks interested in royalty,dumb ass people.

The bill for this wedding,Chuck's,Andrew's,Di's funeral would've paid for the land grievances the good ol kiwi taxpayer is lumping out in treaty claims,and after all it was a bunch of poms on his royal service what did the shit eh?

[george formby]

Woke up this morning hoping to see carnage if bin Laden or IRA decided to crash the gig,but alas no,bloody hell where's a terrorist when ya want em.

For all the crap yanks give royalty the weeks news showing tourists seemed to have wayyy more percentige of yanks interested in royalty,dumb ass people.

The bill for this wedding,Chuck's,Andrew's,Di's funeral would've paid for the land grievances the good ol kiwi taxpayer is lumping out in treaty claims,and after all it was a bunch of poms on his royal service what did the shit eh?

Not so, like Caveweta says, it's ze Germans at fault. The fact that half the country is covered in Christmas trees should be proof enough.:yes:

[Oakie]

Highlights for me ... (apart from Kate's temperature guages making an appearance) were the singing of Jerusalem (love that song form some reason) and the Lancaster flyover. The later nearly bought a tear to my eye.

[Expert]

I'll bet that dirty ginger bugger harry tries it on with that sweety Pippa. I would.

[short-circuit]

Who paid for it? The taxpayer? no.
The royal family generate their own income, they aren't supported by the taxpayer, in fact they generate income for the uk.

Why would anyone begrudge them making a show of power and prestige? you want them to get married in a registry office?
Tall poppy at it's worst.

Religion is one of the most powerful motive forces in the world, why is the world so scared of muslims? they're united by their religion and are a very powerful force. They'll die for their religion and you can't fight that.
the poms deny their heritage and religion and divided they will fall. But this is another thread entirely.

I find right-wing plebs equally perplexing

[Mental Trousers]

... the Lancaster flyover. The later nearly bought a tear to my eye.

That made my jaw drop more than anything else. A Lancaster flanked by a Spitfire and Hurricane. How farken cool would it be to have that trio at your wedding?!?!

[george formby]

That made my jaw drop more than anything else. A Lancaster flanked by a Spitfire and Hurricane. How farken cool would it be to have that trio at your wedding?!?!

Almost good enough to get married again:yes:

[ellipsis]

...the Duke of Westminster alone makes more money flow around Westminster/London in a day than we as a small country could generate in a day...love 'em or hate 'em, they are the glue that holds the fabric of the Union together, and you would still be drawn and quartered by the faithful followers in any part of Britain if you started slagging them off in public...but then again we live in a faithless, soulless antipodean paradise where there is no leadership no heros of note and the last statesmen to be in control of our stuff was pushing up daisies a long time ago...

[HenryDorsetCase]

I only care about the cars that were there.

Some really nice looking Bentley Continental GT Flying Spurs, Jaguar XF and ofcourse the bodyguard's Range Rover Vogues.

Oh and the queen's Bentley Royale. That's a nice car.

I like the fact they pack the lesser Royale's into mini buses.

Meh, good luck to them: what a complete arse of a job.

We were talking about it last night (SWMBO was watching for the frock) and we decided neither of us wanted their jobs: sure they never have to worry about the shit that we have to worry about, but the tradeoff is not worth it in my view.

Prince Philip's got not a bad job though: being a crusty non PC curmudgeon....

[HenryDorsetCase]

Almost good enough to get married again:yes:

fuck, I didnt see that.

[Expert]

I find right-wing plebs equally perplexing

I'll bet that's not all you find perplexing.

[Maha]

fuck, I didnt see that.

or, as Harry will say in the morning...
''See, I didnt fuck that''.

[Oakie]

or, as Harry will say in the morning...
''See, I didnt fuck that''. Yes, Kate's sister seemed very happy to be on his arm as they walked back down then aisle.

[Fatt Max]

the poms deny their heritage and religion and divided they will fall. But this is another thread entirely.

You try that one in any pub down the East End mate and you will find yourself propping up a railway bridge

[Fatt Max]

I did love the scene on the balcony though.....ahhhhh....

237722

[george formby]

I did love the scene on the balcony though.....ahhhhh....

237722

You are a very bad man:rockon:

[slofox]

You are a very bad man:rockon:

And funny too...:rofl:

[kiwifruit]

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[Swoop]

A Lancaster flanked by a Spitfire and Hurricane. How farken cool would it be to have that trio at your wedding?!?!
Bloody sad.

All those germans in the palace and they couldn't open the bomb bay doors and drop a few 1000lb "comgratulatory" messages.:blip:

[Virago]

I noticed that Catherine bowed her head everytime William saluted...
Could the lowering of the head in this way be a her way of saluting?

Not every time he saluted. She carried on smiling and waving when he saluted military personnel.

There are several war memorials on the route which he saluted - she bowed her head each time as a mark of respect.

[pete376403]

fuck, I didnt see that.
there's a few clips on YouTube eg



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKmz5cyMsPU