Why is it when females outnumber males in a household... [Archive]

bogan

2nd May 2011, 20:12

Fatt Max

2nd May 2011, 20:19

What plastic thingies do you have in your shower?

The mind boggles

I'm with Neels on that one, what the fuck do you have in your shower tray...??? Pictures please...

neels

2nd May 2011, 20:22

Tape the shower door shut one day and let it fill with water, can't remember whether witches sink or float really well, guess you'll find out.
Time for the ducking stool test, if I remember correctly non witches drown and are let off, witches don't drown so are burnt.

sugilite

2nd May 2011, 20:23

neels

2nd May 2011, 20:29

Photos? hell no! The shame, oh the shame :facepalm:
They appear to be empty shampoo, conditioner and other assorted bottles. Are they worried that they will sink without a trace and have these empty bottles on hand to make a life raft from? I have to know!!!
Now I understand :blink:

I only share a shower with one female, and on a smaller scale have the same problem. In the other shower the female is outnumbered 2:1, but yep, they're in there all right. There seems to be an emotional attachment to empty plastic beauty product receptacles.

Mom

2nd May 2011, 20:30

Photos? hell no! The shame, oh the shame :facepalm:
They appear to be empty shampoo, conditioner and other assorted bottles. Are they worried that they will sink without a trace and have these empty bottles on hand to make a life raft from? I have to know!!!

When my youngest left home, she left behind a bewildering number of half full bottles of fuck noes what in the shower. I asked her about them a couple of weeks later, I was going to pack them up and take them to her new abode. She turned down my generous offer by explaining anything she left in the shower was just shit anyway :pinch:

Some gals are shockers :yes:

sugilite

2nd May 2011, 20:31

It's got to the point where, when I get in the shower, I'm half expecting the recycling bin pick up truck to come along and turf me and the shower box into the back of it! :shit:

mashman

2nd May 2011, 20:34

oh shit, you haven't checked the razor yet have you. Change it or you'll end up looking like the guy out of Airplane (shaving on a bumpy plane) the next time you come to shave.

Geeen

2nd May 2011, 20:43

:shit: I asked my wife about this and she said "Oh, women are just lazy." :Pokey::dodge:

Usarka

2nd May 2011, 20:53

oh shit, you haven't checked the razor yet have you. Change it or you'll end up looking like the guy out of Airplane (shaving on a bumpy plane) the next time you come to shave.

I'm not sure which is worse, that or knowing you're running pit scrapings over your face.

Mom

2nd May 2011, 20:55

oh shit, you haven't checked the razor yet have you. Change it or you'll end up looking like the guy out of Airplane (shaving on a bumpy plane) the next time you come to shave.

I used to hide my razors from my kids :yes:

One of the beauties I recall was finding one of the lovlies shaving her legs out of the shower. Was a little confused until she explained she was using MY conditioner to lubriucate the blades :blink:

Blackshear

2nd May 2011, 20:58

Two guys and a gal in this house, both us males are responsible for about 8 of the 100 bottles in the bathroom.
It's incredible, it really is.

Funny part is, I have the biggest containers for shampoo/conditioner, fuck year Tresemme. Lasted me 4 months so far.

davebullet

2nd May 2011, 20:59

Love beads slipping out? Be careful fella when stepping into the shower then, damn slippery those love beads.

Seriously - lotions and potions. The girlies love them. Then again - if it helps them look and stay beuatiful, I don't mind :yes:

Mom

2nd May 2011, 21:01

I'm not sure which is worse, that or knowing you're running pit scrapings over your face.

Bet the chick shaves her bits as well as her pits :sunny:

mashman

2nd May 2011, 21:04

I'm not sure which is worse, that or knowing you're running pit scrapings over your face.

Only pit scrapings, pah, you should be so lucky :shifty:, as Mom so eloquently put it :blink:

I used to hide my razors from my kids :yes:

One of the beauties I recall was finding one of the lovlies shaving her legs out of the shower. Was a little confused until she explained she was using MY conditioner to lubriucate the blades :blink:

:rofl: my wife is bad enough as it is and i've got 3 girls to carry on that tradition in the next 5 - 10 years... Perhaps i'll get a water proof combination lock safe for my razor...

bogan

2nd May 2011, 21:05

I only share a shower with one female

Good idea to save water :innocent: sharing with two would be even better though :shifty:

bogan

2nd May 2011, 21:08

Perhaps i'll get a water proof combination lock safe for my razor...

learn to use a straight razor, doubt that'd be going near anyones bits :crazy::doctor:

Usarka

2nd May 2011, 21:09

Bet the chick shaves her bits as well as her pits :sunny:

I don't put my face in pits! :innocent:

AllanB

2nd May 2011, 21:09

Hahahaha

I'm just happy if I can actually get into the shower!

Man they take a long time in there.

oneofsix

2nd May 2011, 21:10

Bet the chick shaves her bits as well as her pits :sunny:

oh yuk.:facepalm: Glad I made sure the girls had their own razors early on and never touch mine. Dad's face and daughter's pubes have no business being anywhere near each other.
But why can't they throw the empties out, they can even be left sitting on the sink top right above the waste bin, it only takes a twitch of the wrist to dispose of them properly. Is this why the bang on about the toilet seat so much, cause they are too lazy to give it the lightest touch t close it but expect us to bend down and lift the thing. :shutup:

Blackshear

2nd May 2011, 21:10

learn to use a straight razor, doubt that'd be going near anyones bits :crazy::doctor:

I used to have a safety razor type, for giggles and that reason.
Spent a mint and it disappeared :angry:

Thanks for putting that back in my mind.

Bastard

neels

2nd May 2011, 21:11

Funny part is, I have the biggest containers for shampoo/conditioner, fuck year Tresemme. Lasted me 4 months so far. The fact that you use conditioner makes me feel so much better about having my eyebrows done and moisturising

Good idea to save water :innocent: sharing with two would be even better though :shifty:
I only get to share if I've been good, I am thinking the post earthquake house should feature a shower with 2 shower heads though......:woohoo:

Blackshear

2nd May 2011, 21:16

The fact that you use conditioner makes me feel so much better about having my eyebrows done and moisturising

237886

Gotta tame the beast, mate. Dunno about the eyebrows and moisturizer, though...

mashman

2nd May 2011, 21:17

learn to use a straight razor, doubt that'd be going near anyones bits :crazy::doctor:

ha ha haaaaaaaa, shopping at the weekend it is :)

I don't put my face in pits! :innocent:

:rofl: Fair point, but i'm fed up with shaving rash :shifty:

Mom

2nd May 2011, 21:36

Hahahaha

I'm just happy if I can actually get into the shower!

Man they take a long time in there.

We did a year with 5 teenagers in the house, that is 5 plus Maha and me, and only one shower. To add to the mix one of those teenagers was male, the other 4were female :pinch: Mind you in my experience young teenaged boys take just as long in the shower (if not longer) than their female counterparts :yes:

We operated a strict roster of times to shower and times in the shower. Woe betide the household if I got a cold shower! I never had one, not even once :love:

We did however have a mop permanently in the bathroom to mop the ceiling down. Eventually when funds permitted we installed an extractor fan. Those were the days of bulk shampoos and conditioners. Those that wanted "special shit" had to buy there own and keep it safe :sunny:

DrunkenMistake

2nd May 2011, 21:50

You think thats bad in your shower?!

You should see all the dead hookers on the bottom of Fatt max's :yes: ;)

Fatt Max

2nd May 2011, 21:50

My deal with Mrs Max is simple,

She stops using my razor for her bikini line, I stop using her flannel to wash my arse

Been like that for every one of our 15 years together

I've even stopped using her toothbrush to dig out my clinkers

allycatz

2nd May 2011, 23:11

Flatties girlfriend got bollocked recently after spending 25 minutes in the shower, using my shower gel and conditioner and to top it off uses half a roll of bloody toilet paper every time she goes to the loo....that chick has to have the cleanest twat in kapiti

LBD

3rd May 2011, 01:07

Two guys and a gal in this house, both us males are responsible for about 8 of the 100 bottles in the bathroom.

8 Bottles?...What 4 bottles does a bloke need in the shower?

I have a shampoo and thats it....the other 99 bottles are hers...

Blackshear

3rd May 2011, 06:23

8 Bottles?...What 4 bottles does a bloke need in the shower?

I have a shampoo and thats it....the other 99 bottles are hers...

Shamp/Cond/Shaving cream/toothapaste-a.

Virago

3rd May 2011, 10:19

Are all those bottles actually empty though? My wife explained the phenomenon in great detail:

Only 80-85% of the contents of any shampoo or conditioner bottle is useable at any time. The remainder "goes off", causing dull and lifeless hair - the only cure is to buy new (different) bottles.

The remnants cannot be thrown out - that's wasteful...

avgas

3rd May 2011, 11:58

Empty bottles in the shower is the same reason why old tea bags go on the bench not 9 inches away in the rubbish bin.
Has something to do with the moon cycles and cosmic alignment.
Just watch out because when the cycles align - it is the coming of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.
There is hell on earth.

(above is not a cryptic as it sounds - you will know it when you experience it.....)

Paul in NZ

3rd May 2011, 12:22

Dont be fooled - those things act like the half filled with water bottles some people put on their lawns to stop dogs peeing on them. Yer average bloke likes to combine as many functions into one activity but they think, oops, better not pee in the shower, theres a few expensive looking bottles down there....

Having been used to being the only guy in the house (3 daughters) I also observe that all that shit women pour over themselves also leaves a terrible scummy film on the shower tray.....

allycatz

3rd May 2011, 13:38

Actually I find that the empty bottles can become quite an amusing game when you hiff them over the top of the shower box to see how close you can get them to the waste bin

Edbear

3rd May 2011, 14:01

:shit: I asked my wife about this and she said "Oh, women are just lazy." :Pokey::dodge:

Pretty much sums it up... :yes:

Maha

3rd May 2011, 14:03

Although its a 50/50 split here I find myself adjusting the shower/drivers seat in the Holden/Toilet seat......what guy am I, should start a poll...:love:

allycatz

3rd May 2011, 14:41

Although its a 50/50 split here I find myself adjusting the shower/drivers seat in the Holden/Toilet seat......what guy am I, should start a poll...:love:

Yeah lets start up one of those totally useless 'toilet seat up or seat down' polls

Maha

3rd May 2011, 15:14

Yeah lets start up one of those totally useless 'toilet seat up or seat down' polls

Its rightful postion is up, but we men ugh ugh place it carefully in the down postion as to appease the fairer and more lovely gender.:love:

oneofsix

3rd May 2011, 15:18

Its rightful postion is up, but we men ugh ugh place it carefully in the down postion as to appease the fairer and more lovely gender.:love:

:devil2: if you want to really annoy the "fairer and more lovely gender" try closing the lid. They can't go mad at you for leaving the seat up but they now have to lift the lid :shutup:

Bald Eagle

3rd May 2011, 15:19

Never really understood that. Force to move lid in up position past 88 degrees for gravity effect = fuck all, effort required to lift/raise lid from horizontal to beyond 90 degrees two times fuck all.

Bugger I think I'll just go pee in the bushes.

oneofsix

3rd May 2011, 15:23

superman

3rd May 2011, 15:26

Clearly they are witches, and the bottles are for their beauty potions :yes: Tape the shower door shut one day and let it fill with water, can't remember whether witches sink or float really well, guess you'll find out. Unless they are really good at their beauty potions, then just leave em to it, cos super hot witches are all good.

Was there a floating or sinking thing about em? I know that they used to dunk em in water for a long period of time and if they survived they were witches and burnt. If they died then woopsies :facepalm:

allycatz

3rd May 2011, 15:28

:devil2: if you want to really annoy the "fairer and more lovely gender" try closing the lid. They can't go mad at you for leaving the seat up but they now have to lift the lid :shutup:

Particularly disturbing in the days of fluffy toilet seat covers when you sat down in the middle of the night without putting the light on.....

oneofsix

3rd May 2011, 15:30

Particularly disturbing in the days of fluffy toilet seat covers when you sat down in the middle of the night without putting the light on.....

Thank you, that caused so many conflicting thoughts :woohoo:

Usarka

3rd May 2011, 15:43

:devil2: if you want to really annoy the "fairer and more lovely gender" try closing the lid. They can't go mad at you for leaving the seat up but they now have to lift the lid :shutup:

+1 if they whinge about leaving it up. Then even if I have a dump i close it, so not only do they have to lift it up but when they do they also get a hit of fermented pongness.

Muhahahahahahaaa.

Maha

3rd May 2011, 16:05

Particularly disturbing in the days of fluffy toilet seat covers when you sat down in the middle of the night without putting the light on.....

Wooden toilet seats with a length crack are no fun either..:blink:

allycatz

3rd May 2011, 16:19

Wooden toilet seats with a length crack are no fun either..:blink:

you sit down to pee????:shutup:

Maha

3rd May 2011, 16:21

you sit down to pee????:shutup:

Thought everyone did, makes for no mess.....:corn:
Say no to Crack!

allycatz

3rd May 2011, 16:23

Thought everyone did, makes for no mess.....:corn:
Say no to Crack!

Hah you haven't worked in a rest home.....crackers with cracks!!!

F5 Dave

3rd May 2011, 17:06

Well 1/2 your bleeding luck Suglite. We have one of those enormo corner baths with the shower over it & it is also where we bath the newuns (in a smaller fishbin like thingy). But consequently whenever I step into the shower I'm in danger of this bin, a support thing for the baby or the toddlers arrangement of whatever he thinks would be a cool bath toy - if we're lucky it will be plastic & not a cell phone or whatever.

So try not to trip on stacker cups, megablocks, foam xylophone keys, empty bottles, number squared, fridge magnets, , , :shutup:

PrincessBandit

3rd May 2011, 22:22

At the end of our bath: one bottle of manwash, one bottle of man shampoo (does both husband and son). My body wash and shampoo/conditioner goes back onto the shelf in the bedroom so daughter doesn't steal mine when she already has 20 gazillion bottles which all belong to her at the end of the bath. Honestly I have no idea why she collects them, leaves about an inch unused in the bottom of them, then buys new stuff without throwing the old ones away. Grrrrrrr.