Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club - the event that will solve your election problems...

[Fatt Max]

...and you may even get into someone else's pants....

Yes indeed peeps, its time for


Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club Election Year Special


To celebrate 2011 as an election year, Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club are staging a ride to the Beehive......well, a beehive....but it is full of irritating insects that will sting you as quick as look at you.....
When: Sunday 26th June 2011

Where: The Cider Shed Cafe
182, State Highway 1
Warkworth

Then onto:

The Great Dessert Cafe
260 Mahurangi Road West
Pohuehue

Time: 10.30am at the Cider Shed cafe for the FBMC Quiz and the "Who's Pants Are These?" fundraising raffle.

Then......

Off to the Great Dessert Cafe where Gastromrider has invited us to have a coffee and more desert while he talks about food, biking and any election problems you may have

Ok, what do I need?:


A pair of undies with your name written on them (they dont have to be your undies but can they at least be clean)

Entry fee donation for the undies raffle and quiz

Some money for ice cream, coffee and desert


And what are we doing this?: Well, like every FBMC event, this is to raise a few bucks for charity. This time the proceeds will be donated to the Child Cancer appeal




Get a bunch of lardy riders together and meet us there for an unforgettable day out. You never know who's pants you will be getting into....




Final meeting point for riders will be outside Burger King at the BP Dairy Flat, 9.30am for a 10.00am start

[mrmeal]

I'll cast my vote in favour now then.

[Fatt Max]

Wel done dude.

Remember, clean pants only everyone....

[Chancebmx25]

lol whens this happening?

[Chancebmx25]

lol whens this happening?
oh lol i see dont worry

[Fatt Max]

Be great to see ya mate,

Honey ice cream and everything

and pants....

[Fatt Max]

Hey guys n gals,

Official flyer here.

Feel free to pass on, burn or use in the bog, I have been told it is soft and very absorbent...

Hope to see you there

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[Mal1975]

A big thanks to all that attend, I am unfortunately not in your area but I know first hand the Awesome support that the Child Cancer Foundation gives to both the patient AND the family. My daughter was diagnosed 2 years ago with leukaemia. she is still on drugs and will be for about another 6 months yet. So once again a big big thankyou for donating to a very worthy cause :ride:

[allycatz]

With or without crotches :innocent:

[Scuba_Steve]

:( ohh man I thought this was going to be about eating politicians in a pie, imagine my disappointment :sick:

[jtzzr]

Might be keen , get our mutual friend Mark to attend Fatt M.

[DEVVIL]

Will see if I can get the day off:yes::woohoo:

[Hawk]

hi there Max

wish I could be there, watch out for the queens that maybe in that beehive :shutup:

good luck mate

[Fatt Max]

Yes indeed my lovelies,

Those lovely fat bikers covering the Nelson and Blenheim areas of our fine land are running their fundraiser on the same day (26th June 2011), details as follows:

Nelson & Blenheim crew meet at Rai Valley Cafe at11am, ride to Okiwi Bay where there is a shop with food, continue riding the sounds till we run out of tar seal or have had enough.
Returning to Rai Valley for more food and drink before ride home.
Nelson Fat Bikers meet across road from KFC 10am
Blenheim Fat Bikers Shell Springlands 10am

If you need any further info on this ride, contact our lovely people for the area via email on asylem3@hotmail.co.nz

[oneofsix]

Yes indeed my lovelies,

Those lovely fat bikers covering the Nelson and Blenheim areas of our fine land are running their fundraiser on the same day (26th June 2011), details as follows:

Nelson & Blenheim crew meet at Rai Valley Cafe at11am, ride to Okiwi Bay where there is a shop with food, continue riding the sounds till we run out of tar seal or have had enough.
Returning to Rai Valley for more food and drink before ride home.
Nelson Fat Bikers meet across road from KFC 10am
Blenheim Fat Bikers Shell Springlands 10am

If you need any further info on this ride, contact our lovely people for the area via email on asylem3@hotmail.co.nz

:crybaby: oh so sad, Unless it really means Nelson Fat Bikers meet at KFC for Breaky through morning tea, depart from across the road at 10 am :sunny:
Otherwise it would just be torture worse than waterboarding. The aroma of fat and spices drifting across to all those rubbling tummies. :corn:

[Bodir]

Looks like I am in, and I will bring a pillion to make up for my SX shape :) Together we should fit the criteria

[Bodir]

Looks like I am in, and I will bring a pillion to make up for my SX shape :) Together we should fit the criteria

[Fatt Max]

---STOP PRESS--

Back by popular demand, The FBMC Brainy Biker Quiz....!!

Yes folks, as well as the pants raffle we will also be having another quiz just like the Nuthin' Much run.

This will be a brain stretching extravaganza, 10 questions on NZ Politics and 10 questions on food. So, if you know your Treaties from your sweeties, you should be on to win one of the two fantastic prizes on offer.

Entry to this Mensa endorsed event is by donation....

......and dont forget to bring a pen.......

[Fatt Max]

ELECTION SPECIAL FUNDRAISER - 26.06.2011 - CHANGE OF VENUE

With regards to the Election Special Fundraiser Run on 26th June 2011, unfortunatley the Honey Centre in Warkworth are behind with their rennovation works meaning the venue will not be available for us on the 26th.

But never fear, the lovely people at the Cider Shed Cafe in Wark...worth are more than happy to host us. They have a great menu and are also taking part in the Gastromriders T Shirt challenge, so if any of you have the shirt take this as an oppotunity to get your card stamped.

Check out the Cider Shed Cafe here: http://www.thecidershed.co.nz/thecidershed.html

The cafe is located at 182 State Highway 1, Warkworth.

Those of you who want to ride there as part of a group, the meeting place and time stays the same, ie BP Dairy Flat outside the Burger King at 9.30am for a 10am start.

Remember to bring a pen for the quiz and a pair of undies for the raffle.

Once we are done there, its all over to the Gastromriders place for more fun, frivolity (and possibly some live music......)

Email me if you have any queries, otherwise see you all on the 26th

Take Care, Ride Safe and Eat Well,

Mark 'Fatt Max' Hill

[faulty]

Looks like I am in, and I will bring a pillion to make up for my SX shape :) Together we should fit the criteria

If Nelson bikers want breaky first then come early but need to be leavin around 10.15am to meet us Blenheim folk in Rai Valley.

[mrmeal]

okay! must remember my gastrom shirt and underwear..... :) see you all this weekend!

[caseye]

I see that the Germans are coming, No, not they're coming, they're coming along.
Be good to see you Colonel.

[jaffaonajappa]

Could hold it at the Navel and family bar in the city...opening night specials on this Weekend.

They have chicken breasts and hamburger buns...without the chicken or hamburgers.:drool:




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[hellokitty]

:2thumbsup Thanks Mark for a great day! I now have the Stig's undies!!!!! Was a great bunch of people and a great way to christen the new bike on it's first group ride and second ever outing with me

[MadDuck]

I now have the Stig's undies!!!!!

I hope he knows :lol:

[Foghorn]

Excellent day out, Great to meet new people.

Well Done, Can't wait for the next one on Waiheke.

[caseye]

Mark ya great big Fat barstard! cheers bruv for a bloody awesome days out.
The quiz was won by another brainy lady and did ya notice that ol Tinky baby is always there at the top end?
Sorry I could not stay and play but the coal burner called.
Shes looking very smart wiv her new light bulbs and things.
Great day out , brilliant turn out and people you did yourselves proud today, the charity we supported to day got a hell of a lot form a relatively small bunch.
A great bunch though to be fair.
Pleasure riding with you all, Kitty, great bike mateeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[hellokitty]

I hope he knows :lol:

I notice Greg kept my pink undies :killingme



Pleasure riding with you all, Kitty, great bike mateeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Thanks! It is rather lovely :love:

[Fatt Max]

Well, what can I say....
Great day with a bunch of brilliant people. The generosity of bikers never fails to amaze me.
Thanks to all the 27 people who turned up today, The weather did look a tad dodgy but it never quite hit us which made the whole 'Northern Experience' a right cracker.
With the quiz and the (exceedingly dodgy) undies raffle, we raised the great amount of $170 for the Child Cancer Foundation. Thanks heaps guys for chipping in and making today an absolutley tip top day out.
Thanks again one and all
Waiheke event 30.10.2011, now that will be a giggle
Cheers - FM