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gearte
9th May 2011, 00:15
Oh come on,im not the only one whos thought about it.
"Twenty-five grand and twenty-five Kms don't make you a biker."
Virago
9th May 2011, 00:22
Yay...! We haven't had a Harley-bashing thread in ages...:facepalm:
Yay...! We haven't had a Harley-bashing thread in ages...:facepalm:
Yes, it'll be such a novelty full of original thought and trenchant yet logical criticism :scooter:
James Deuce
9th May 2011, 01:04
A shitty attitude doesn't make you a biker either.
Gremlin
9th May 2011, 01:45
Can we fast forward to the burning... I like fire... and tits. :yes:
hayd3n
9th May 2011, 07:16
tassels coz they are so gansta
MIXONE
9th May 2011, 07:22
Cause I haven't got one.:whocares:
unstuck
9th May 2011, 07:22
:Oi::Oi::Oi:
Grubber
9th May 2011, 07:26
:Oi::Oi::Oi:
Are they some kinda firecracker??
The amount of money some people throw at thier sports bike to make it more ''personalized/comfortable'', they might as well just by a Road King or any bike end with 'ing.
scumdog
9th May 2011, 08:00
Because they ride a bike you despise and think is a pile of expensive crap - yet they don't give a fat rats arse what you think of their bike...
Bastards!:angry:
Usarka
9th May 2011, 08:01
A shitty attitude doesn't make you a biker either.
That might be contrary to popular opinion!
Paul in NZ
9th May 2011, 08:35
That might be contrary to popular opinion!
Opinions are never popular, contrary or otherwise....
scumdog
9th May 2011, 08:38
Opinions are never popular, contrary or otherwise....
What about a combination - a shitty opinion?
Sounds jut like a Harley-phobe.
davebullet
9th May 2011, 08:42
Oh come on,im not the only one whos thought about it.
"Twenty-five grand and twenty-five Kms don't make you a biker."
So what caused you to say this?
James Deuce
9th May 2011, 08:46
One of the bikes on my "must own one day" list is a Rocker (not the "C" that looks like a tart's handbag - crikey an opinion).
I can ride 5-600kms a day on one in perfect comfort and the only thing that hurts is my friggin' jaw from carrying a huge grin the whole time.
Ergo, how sore your face is at the end of a day's ride is a better indicator of how much of a biker you are.
Crasherfromwayback
9th May 2011, 08:54
Oh come on,im not the only one whos thought about it.
"Twenty-five grand and twenty-five Kms don't make you a biker."
How far can you ride your KTM SMR for before you feel like you've been raped by a Wilderbeast? About 25km's??
gearte
9th May 2011, 09:09
That might be contrary to popular opinion!
And a huge popular opinion!! Why is a black uniform and penis helmet compulsary to ride a loud,obnoxious and slow machine??
scumdog
9th May 2011, 09:11
And a huge popular opinion!! Why is a black uniform and penis helmet compulsary to ride a loud,obnoxious and slow machine??
And the tassles, don't forget the tassles!
Oh, and the fingerless gloves.
Griffin
9th May 2011, 09:13
Oh come on,im not the only one whos thought about it.
"Twenty-five grand and twenty-five Kms don't make you a biker."
Whether someone owns a Harley and rides it 100,000k a year, or owns a Harley and keeps it gathering dust in their garage... at least they still own a Harley. Just cos you own something doesnt mean you wanna be the stereotype of that.
Your just a tad jealous me thinks... perhaps your ride doesnt turn as many heads as you had hoped. Try and have a nice day... treat yourself to something pretty... then you might not feel the need to start threads designed to antagonise other people based on their personal preferences.
And a huge popular opinion!! Why is a black uniform and penis helmet compulsary to ride a loud,obnoxious and slow machine??
Ahhhh, I see the issue. His mothers boyfriend rides a Harley.
gearte
9th May 2011, 09:14
How far can you ride your KTM SMR for before you feel like you've been raped by a Wilderbeast? About 25km's??
U must have ridden a KTM too!! cant argue with you there!
And the tassles, don't forget the tassles!
Oh, and the fingerless gloves.
Or the wave. Has to be a wave.
HEY! We should have a secret KB Wave.
scumdog
9th May 2011, 09:15
and the chaps.
Sorry Marty, how could I have forgotten the chaps??:confused:
James Deuce
9th May 2011, 09:17
Ahhhh, I see the issue. His mothers boyfriend rides a Harley.
I reckon it's his Dad's boyfriend.
Scuba_Steve
9th May 2011, 09:18
Thing I hate most about the Harley riders is, you don't get in the lane split just to go the same fucking speed as the cars!!! :angry2:
James Deuce
9th May 2011, 09:19
Thing I hate most about the Harley riders is, you don't get in the lane split just to go the same fucking speed as the cars!!! :angry2:
And that would be ALL Harley Riders? Just like ALL Honda riders are gay - oh, hang on....
i dont mind harleys but have to wonder why some hareley riders turn themselves into walking HD advertisments, and WHY do you need a leather waistcoat???
Crasherfromwayback
9th May 2011, 09:20
U must have ridden a KTM too!! cant argue with you there!
Like my RMZ450's...they all have seats like a plank.
And a huge popular opinion!! Why is a black uniform and penis helmet compulsary to ride a loud,obnoxious and slow machine??
Email Graeme Crosby and ask, he owns/rides one.
scumdog
9th May 2011, 09:23
WHY do you need a leather waistcoat???
Because they want one?
gijoe1313
9th May 2011, 09:27
Well they are well supplied by tractor factories and also they keep an entire industry of tow-trucks and haulers in business. :whistle:
But, in the end, they are the pride and joy of their owners - heck, if you didn't have a bike, you'd love to have a HD even! (quips about arseless chaps and leather sidebags and tassles aside!).
Scuba_Steve
9th May 2011, 09:28
And that would be ALL Harley Riders?
Not all but a good majority of Harley riders I get to see
James Deuce
9th May 2011, 09:34
Not all but a good majority of Harley riders I get to see
No bite :(
A troll is sad.
But that's more like it :)
scumdog
9th May 2011, 09:39
haeley riders ???
Sort of like Comet riders??:blink:
Oh come on,im not the only one whos thought about it.
"Twenty-five grand and twenty-five Kms don't make you a biker."
Oh your just bitter cos you don't ride a REAL road bike......
:corn:
Crasherfromwayback
9th May 2011, 09:50
Email Graeme Crosby and ask, he owns/rides one.
Or Mick Doohan and Aaron Slight...
Or Mick Doohan and Aaron Slight...
Do they also have a sheepy on thier seat like Croz?....:Punk:
White trash
9th May 2011, 10:01
Top reasons to hate Harley-Davidsons and those that ride them?
Well surely it's got to be they're out enjoying riding their chosen machine while I'm sitting at work slaving away to pay the bills and can't afford one. Obviously they're cunts, the lot of them.
Scuba_Steve
9th May 2011, 10:02
No bite :(
A troll is sad.
But that's more like it :)
were you looking for a bite on the Honda comment?... I also ride Suzuki, so I think that makes me bi???
James Deuce
9th May 2011, 10:04
were you looking for a bite on the Honda comment?... I also ride Suzuki, so I think that makes me bi???
Send photos - oops, wrong forum.
Because Victory do it so much betterer!
Crasherfromwayback
9th May 2011, 10:11
Because Victory do it so much betterer!
Till you go to trade one in and see what you get offered for it...
Till you go to trade one in and see what you get offered for it...
But I don't think I'd tire of a Victory Hammer as quickly as a Hardly. Just my opinion.
Omega1
9th May 2011, 10:22
Have to say, and I do like Harleys, "thanks HD for fuckin over Buell".
ellipsis
9th May 2011, 10:31
...Im sure the OP could actually find the thread on another forum regards his repressed desires to be gang banged out the back of a club house by tasslled men in arseless chaps while sucking on their 'tassles'...:yes:
I've been watching a documentary about a group of harley riders, well at least I think they ride harleys, can't really tell myself (930 tv3 weds if anyone wants a look). You can see where the bad rep comes from though, they (I'm sure this is just a sample of an average harley rider behavior :innocent:) just go round shooting people, or backing flatbeds into motels, get some nice wimmins though. So yeh, either hate them for their disreputable behavior, or jealousy of thier wimmins
Crasherfromwayback
9th May 2011, 10:49
But I don't think I'd tire of a Victory Hammer as quickly as a Hardly. Just my opinion.
I think they're awesome bikes mate, don't get me wrong there!
MadDuck
9th May 2011, 11:33
or jealousy of thier wimmins
Shit yeah thats it :facepalm: Now where do I get me one of them sheepys like Cros Maha?
superman
9th May 2011, 11:37
I can ride 5-600kms a day on one in perfect comfort and the only thing that hurts is my friggin' jaw from carrying a huge grin the whole time.
So that's why my jaw hurts after a long ride!
And here I thought I'd been paying debt to the motorcycle gods via other jaw working methods.
i hate my harley coz when ever i ride it some skate shoe clad child blows me away on his twofiddy japer.but when i on my rice burner i never get the chance to race anyone........which is probably cool coz i might cause an accident if i go over the speed limit and be condemmed as a cock by some dik called kadman?
those chaps had no tassles ...minus 17
Tsk
Such self loathing is a shame to see.
Does the OP not realise that ALL bikes are Harley Davidson's?
Don't believe me?
Just tell anyone who isn't a motorcyclist that you own a bike, 5 will get ya 20 that they say something to the effect of "oh - got a harley eh?"
Edbear
9th May 2011, 12:23
Top reasons to hate Harley-Davidsons and those that ride them?
Well surely it's got to be they're out enjoying riding their chosen machine while I'm sitting at work slaving away to pay the bills and can't afford one. .
+1!
Tsk
Such self loathing is a shame to see.
Does the OP not realise that ALL bikes are Harley Davidson's?
Don't believe me?
Just tell anyone who isn't a motorcyclist that you own a bike, 5 will get ya 20 that they say something to the effect of "oh - got a harley eh?"
Mine gets mistaken for a Harley all the time, funny that. Every Harley rider I've spoken to loves his bike and loves riding it, wonder why? While I do love my C50T and wouldn't be selling it for anything else I'd love two Harley's, a 1200S and a Road King.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=342560393
R1madness
9th May 2011, 12:35
i dont mind harleys but have to wonder why some haeley riders turn themselves into walking HD advertisments, and WHY do you need a leather waistcoat???
For the same reason that trail riders wear mx pants and tops and racerep riders wear full leathers. Its THE LOOK for that style
Virago
9th May 2011, 12:36
Oh come on,im not the only one whos thought about it.
"Twenty-five grand and twenty-five Kms don't make you a biker."
Just out of curiosity - how many Harleys have you ridden...? :yes:
And a huge popular opinion!! Why is a black uniform and penis helmet compulsary to ride a loud,obnoxious and slow machine??Oi! Leave the CX out of it!!
i dont know the dudes story and may be out of order.....however bikes are for riding not polishing....check out year and milage
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=375006344
Paul in NZ
9th May 2011, 12:47
To save time I've decided just to hate everyone including myself....
scumdog
9th May 2011, 12:49
i dont know the dudes story and may be out of order.....however bikes are for riding not polishing....check out year and milage
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=375006344
As you mentioned you MAY be out of order.
Could have been overseas for a ong time.
Might be a deceased estate bike
Might own a shit-load of other bikes/cars and doesn't ride this one much.
Might be his medical condition has being going on for quite some while and he's just realised he will never be able to ride again.
Or he might not like riding -but does like the look of a Harley-Davidson??
Regardless, it would be a good buy - if the price stays at the starting bid.
yip the man certainly knows what a nice harley looks like..........to be honest,i d like to polish it......the bike that is.
gearte
9th May 2011, 12:54
Just out of curiosity - how many Harleys have you ridden...? :yes:
Fats,softs,bobs,spring.Not the v-rod.Enough to form a opinion!!
Virago
9th May 2011, 12:59
Fats,softs,bobs,spring.Not the v-rod.Enough to form a opinion!!
Fair enough. But why hate those who have a different opinion? You're not Australian by any chance...? :innocent:
White trash
9th May 2011, 13:43
i dont know the dudes story and may be out of order.....however bikes are for riding not polishing....check out year and milage
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=375006344
As you mentioned you MAY be out of order.
Could have been overseas for a ong time.
Might be a deceased estate bike
Might own a shit-load of other bikes/cars and doesn't ride this one much.
Might be his medical condition has being going on for quite some while and he's just realised he will never be able to ride again.
Or he might not like riding -but does like the look of a Harley-Davidson??
Regardless, it would be a good buy - if the price stays at the starting bid.
Well firstly, he doesn't know alot about his bike or has miskeyed the vehicle year for the auction. It's clearly not a '96.
scumdog
9th May 2011, 13:45
Well firstly, he doesn't know alot about his bike or has miskeyed the vehicle year for the auction. It's clearly not a '96.
Good point - now that I've looked at the pic I can see it's a Twin-Cam just for a start...
true!didnt even notice and i own one..........had a vague quiet murmer in the grey matter saying ''1450?'':facepalm:
awa355
9th May 2011, 15:30
The faring and twin headlights just dont go with the Harley image. Looks like they were pinched off an 80's CBX.
I'd like a big Harley, but with only two balls, I'd never manage one. :sick:
i hate my harley coz when ever i ride it some skate shoe clad child blows me away on his twofiddy japer.but when i on my rice burner i never get the chance to race anyone........which is probably cool coz i might cause an accident if i go over the speed limit and be condemmed as a cock by some dik called kadman?
those chaps had no tassles ...minus 17
The mind wonders as to whom you might be. Clearly not a long time listener and first time caller......
Do you know how to speak in CAPS?
AllanB
9th May 2011, 16:10
It's a shame more riders don't look after their bikes like most Harley riders. I mean the cleaning etc - not the bling!
I'd happily have a 48 Sporty in the shed.
And a 750/4 cafe racer project
And a
and a
Fuck it - I like them all. :yes:
AllanB
9th May 2011, 16:10
It's a shame more riders don't look after their bikes like most Harley riders. I mean the cleaning etc - not the bling!
I'd happily have a 48 Sporty in the shed.
And a 750/4 cafe racer project
And a
and a
Fuck it - I like them all. :yes:
Welll- maybe not Homosungs .......
awayatc
9th May 2011, 17:18
Fair enough. But why hate those who have a different opinion? You're not Australian by any chance...? :innocent:
Nah...outwhines Oz
gotta be a Pom......
HenryDorsetCase
9th May 2011, 17:34
Can we fast forward to the burning... I like fire... and tits. :yes:
yeah, me too.
where's the tits at?
surely its not time for my self portrait again?
BIG DOUG
9th May 2011, 19:22
Hey I don't mind any bike but I own harleys 3 are going and 2 are rebuild projects, my 99 dyna has done 175,000.00 k's with only a broken coil wire and I think when I have finished my 51 panhead it will be going a lot longer than any KTM.
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