Memorable KB quotes

[Maha]

The best I can remember is from Finn a couple of years ago.
He had quoted someone (dont know who doesn't matter) and the words were....

''Im going to report your post as abusive you pimpled faced arse-fuck''.

[Big Dave]

Anyone who quotes themselves in third person. Big Dave likes this.

[AllanB]

Big Dave

"burnout's are always more enjoyable on someone else's tyres"

Spoken like a true test rider! :woohoo:

[unstuck]

Big Dave

"burnout's are always more enjoyable on someone else's tyres"

Spoken like a true test rider! :woohoo:

Ha ha , Ride it like you stole it.:bye:

[Qkchk]

"I've binned again" :rolleyes:

"The car didn't see me"

"Put in on my tab, officer"

"Katman is a ........... (fill in the blanks)"

[Mully]

Where to start:

15% of what Skidmark said (the rest was just shit)
Probably 90% of what Chaos Rider said when he joined. (Evolution of a monster, anybody?)
Probably 90% of YB16/Dean said when he joined. (The Lols were many and often)

And my sig is my current favourite.... I thought I'd never stop lolling at that one.

[Gubb]

Hands down.


Final request - badge number please, and the "name calling by police officer" leaves the Internet right now, or else it goes international. Your call.

[FJRider]

Hands down.

He's still a bit touchy on that one ... :killingme

[Big Dave]

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And my sig is my current favourite.... I thought I'd never stop lolling at that one.


Yeah. For an Aprilia. Tell 'im 'e's Dreamin'

[Big Dave]

In answer to your question Mully - no I don't want to buy it. Yes I do look stupid on it, and yes, I think they are great little bikes. Heaps of fun fun fun.

[Big Dave]

Gubb's post what?

[Mully]

In answer to your question Mully - no I don't want to buy it. Yes I do look stupid on it, and yes, I think they are great little bikes. Heaps of fun fun fun.

I didn't say "stupid", BD.

You're putting words in my, umm, fingers.....

[Big Dave]

I didn't say "stupid", BD.

You're putting words in my, umm, fingers.....

Let's call it a corrected for accuracy. So sue me!

[Big Dave]

BTW- It's why I did the Honda Stateline test with static shots - me on it looked like a kid on a mini-chopper.

[Usarka]

Let's call it a corrected for accuracy. So sue me!

I had an asian hooker named Sumy. She didn't put out so I did.

[Mental Trousers]

Said a few hundred times (not that the KB public gets to see them)


Remove (insert comment) or you'll be hearing from my lawyer.

Not one has actually ever filed papers. :whocares:

[Oblivion]

You are hereby bring reported for crimes against the internet. Please hand in your ethernet cord.


AND the modem......... :innocent:

[Kickaha]

Said a few hundred times (not that the KB public gets to see them)

Not one has actually ever filed papers. :whocares:

Ah yes I hear there's been a couple lately, both caused by Scrivys/Sidecarbobs comments :lol:

[Mental Trousers]

Ah yes I hear there's been a couple lately, both caused by Scrivys/Sidecarbobs comments :lol:

Those two breathing is reason enough for some people to complain.

[Mully]

Said a few hundred times (not that the KB public gets to see them)



Not one has actually ever filed papers. :whocares:

What d'ya think they'd do if there was a section of the website reserved for just those letters??

[Mom]

What d'ya think they'd do if there was a section of the website reserved for just those letters??

Make for some quality amusement I would think, for us I mean. For them well...

Indignant, outraged, totally, self destructive, anger :yes:

[Mental Trousers]

What d'ya think they'd do if there was a section of the website reserved for just those letters??

That'd just be rubbing salt into the wound and fill my inbox up with angry rants.

[HenryDorsetCase]

BTW- It's why I did the Honda Stateline test with static shots - me on it looked like a kid on a mini-chopper.

should have called me: I would look like the chick on that Gunbus thing.

without the boobs or nice legs or long hair or, well, any hint of attractiveness at all. Except perhaps to other dwarves

[HenryDorsetCase]

Said a few hundred times (not that the KB public gets to see them)



Not one has actually ever filed papers. :whocares:

$5 says no one ever will: it costs actual money to do that. Up front. Plus you have to make an appointment then explain to a lawyer how your feelings were hurt on the internet by something the nasty man said. The lawyer's response "We'll need a retainer of $5000 to get started, and we'll be billing you monthly, and when the coin stops, we stop".

Money talks. Bullshit walks.

[HenryDorsetCase]

You are hereby bring reported for crimes against the internet. Please hand in your ethernet cord.


AND the modem......... :innocent:

nyah nyah. wireless connection, me!

[Mental Trousers]

$5 says no one ever will: it costs actual money to do that. Up front. Plus you have to make an appointment then explain to a lawyer how your feelings were hurt on the internet by something the nasty man said. The lawyer's response "We'll need a retainer of $5000 to get started, and we'll be billing you monthly, and when the coin stops, we stop".

Money talks. Bullshit walks.

Pretty much. I'm pretty sure there's plenty of people out there that have been laughed at and told they owe $300 for the privilege.

[EJK]

Heres a wisdom one by Big Dave this afternoon:


"Real world doesn't change so don't waste valve burnage online."

[Hitcher]

"Hey guys, why don't we get a Kiwi Biker wave?"

[Berries]

I had an asian hooker named Sumy. She didn't put out so I did.
I thought I recognised you.

Love you long time.

[Gubb]

Gubb's post what?
Is throughly thought through, and well written,

[Big Dave]

Comma Irony.

[Gubb]

Comma Irony.
"Hello Shame store? I'd like to order one large facepalm please."

[Big Dave]

http://homepage.mac.com/david_cohen_design/.public/10pics2/fifa.jpg

[Laava]

I asked Fatt Max how he got so fat and without even a tiny pause he said, "Every time I root your missus she gives me a biscuit!"







p/t..............well obviously!

[Gubb]

I asked Fatt Max how he got so fat and without even a tiny pause he said, "Every time I root your missus she gives me a biscuit!"
Belongs to the Aussie Cricket team that one.

[The Stranger]

And my sig is my current favourite.... I thought I'd never stop lolling at that one.

so I'm guessing that you are lolling at rachprice then?

[ducatilover]

Chaosrider "Most bikes don't have a flywheel, my dad told me"


:facepalm: There is not enough facepalm available

[scumdog]

"Hey guys, why don't we get a Kiwi Biker wave?"

The SPECIAL KB wave...

[Hitcher]

"Shaft drive bikes can't wheelie."

[onearmedbandit]

"Shaft drive bikes can't wheelie."

Well everyone knows that. Hardly a quotable quote. :shutup:

[Big Dave]

Paint my roof.

[ynot slow]

Me speeding officer,never.

[ducatilover]

"In a controlled environment" :innocent:

[Maha]

''How big is the staffroom in your Whippy Van''

[pritch]

Belongs to the Aussie Cricket team that one.

Pommie cricket team. It was aimed at Shane Warne.

[riffer]

wikipedia says:

Eddo André Brandes (born 5 March 1963, Port Shepstone, KwaZulu-Natal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Shepstone,_KwaZulu-Natal), South Africa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Africa)) is a former Zimbabwean (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbabwe) cricketer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket) who played in 10 Tests (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Test_cricket) and 59 ODIs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Day_International) from 1987 to 1999, spanning four World Cups (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket_World_Cup). In the days when a number of Zimbabwe's players were amateurs with other full-time professions, Brandes was a chicken farmer.
He took a hat-trick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hat-trick) in an ODI against England (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England) in January 1997 that is still regarded as the highest in terms of total average of the batsmen dismissed.<sup id="cite_ref-0" class="reference">[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddo_Brandes#cite_note-0)</sup> Only two months short of his 34th birthday, he remains the oldest player to have taken an ODI hat-trick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Day_International_cricket_hat-tricks).
He gained fame for his noted and oft quoted exchange with Glenn McGrath (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_McGrath), after McGrath gets frustrated at being unable to dismiss Brandes. The bowler asked: "Why are you so fat?" to which Brandes replied: "Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit."<sup id="cite_ref-1" class="reference">[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddo_Brandes#cite_note-1)</sup> As of 2003 Brandes had moved to Australia to pursue a coaching career, and was formerly coaching the Sunshine Coast Scorchers who play in the XXXX (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XXXX) Gold Brisbane Grade Competition. He now runs a tomato farm on the Sunshine Coast.[1] (http://www.cricinfo.com/page2/content/story/435368.html)

[pritch]

Pommie cricket team. It was aimed at Shane Warne.

Further checking indicates my memory is at fault (not for the first time):

Glenn McGrath v Eddo Brandes
McGrath was bowling to the Zimbabwe number 11 - who was unable to get his bat anywhere near the ball.

McGrath, frustrated that Brandes was still at the crease, wandered up during one particular over and inquired: "Why are you so fat?"

Quick as a flash, Brandes replied: "Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit."

Shane Warne was the target of another one. As one of the English batsmen came to the crease for the first time in a series, a portly Warne said to him, "Ive been looking forward to this all winter."

"It looks like you spent the whole time eating". came the reply

[Maha]

From a ''smelly glove'' thread Owl responded to an undies analogy with...

''Not quite the same thing Maha. It's not normal to have "cheese 'n' chocolate" in your gloves''