Prepare for a zombie apocalypse

[SMOKEU]

Just in case there weren't enough natural disasters or security threats in the United States, a Government health agency is advising people to prepare for a zombie apocalypse.

Apparently being ready for when the undead take to the streets in search of human flesh is perfect training for what to do if a hurricane or pandemic should strike.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, part of the United States Government's Department of Health and Human Services, has posted instructions on what to do should your brain be sought for a zombie's breakfast.

The guide is clearly intended to impart a serious message on how to survive real disasters, such as hurricanes and floods.

It predictably created an internet stir, which reportedly managed to partly crash the CDCP's website when tens of thousands went in search of zombie advice.

Tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse include:

* Gathering together an emergency kit to survive for a few days before reaching a "zombie-free" camp; and

* Planning where and when to go should you be forced to flee your home if zombie hordes approach.

The CDC has even worked out what role it would play if confronted with an invasion of flesh-eaters.

"If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak," its website states.

"CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation."

The social media-based campaign even allows people to download a zombie survival email signature here.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/5034690/Prepare-for-a-zombie-apocalypse

[scumdog]

If it doesn't happen I want a refund...

[oneofsix]

zombie ride :woohoo::niceone:

[mashman]

Just in case there weren't enough natural disasters or security threats in the United States, a Government health agency is advising people to prepare for a zombie apocalypse.

A similar thing would happen if they turned "money" off :)

[Kickaha]

If it doesn't happen I want a refund...

I want a AA-12
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Or a Armsel Striker
<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IwC85njIE0k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Fucking zombies better start running

[schrodingers cat]

Get training now children...

http://notdoppler.com/zombietrailerpark.php

(this is way more fun than it should be)

[Scuba_Steve]

I want a AA-12
Or a Armsel Striker

Fucking zombies better start running

Nice :2thumbsup but I think I'd be happy with the good old SPAS-12
http://images.wikia.com/swfanon/images/f/fa/Spas12.jpg
I'm not sure why but I just like the look better & hey if I'm gonna be taking out Zombies, might as well do it in style ay lol :cool:

But this whole thing does beg the question, if they've got procedures for zombies does that mean they also have some sort of biological warfare we're not aware of???

[scumdog]

Nice :2thumbsup but I think I'd be happy with the good old SPAS-12
http://images.wikia.com/swfanon/images/f/fa/Spas12.jpg
I'm not sure why but I just like the look better
?

Try one with solid slugs.

Your fillings will fall out before it's empty...:yes:

[SMOKEU]

Try one with solid slugs.

Your fillings will fall out before it's empty...:yes:

I really want to try solid slugs out of a 12ga!

I've used 2 3/4" lead BB shot from my under and over 12ga and the recoil wasn't too bad.

[scumdog]

I really want to try solid slugs out of a 12ga!

I've used 2 3/4" lead BB shot from my under and over 12ga and the recoil wasn't too bad.

Hmm..solids bring you to another level - at both ends of the gun!

[EJK]

<img width="500" src="http://www.randi.org/site/images/stories/swift/fork.jpg" />

My weapon of choice.

[Bikemad]

this is what ya need.............sorry the music is shit

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[SMOKEU]

Hmm..solids bring you to another level - at both ends of the gun!

I should try them some time, but I don't know if it's a good idea to put solids through a skeet gun...

[scumdog]

I should try them some time, but I don't know if it's a good idea to put solids through a skeet gun...

Ah,, they'll squeeze through...

[SMOKEU]

Ah,, they'll squeeze through...

Only one way to find out lol. It's a nice gun for rabbit and duck hunting though, it's even designed to take steel shot.

[Flip]

Yea one way or the other.

Cant beat a Saga 12 personally for those messy zombie rabbit situations.

What about my 75 cal flint-lock that goes off with a surprisingly large bang.

[Shadows]

I want a AA-12

I'll take two of those thanks.

"Don't try this at home, I am a professional Russian" :laugh:

(three minutes in)

[scissorhands]

My brain is nibbled at every time I watch the telly. End times are rough.

I guess you cant say the government didnt warn you.

[oldrider]

Hmm..solids bring you to another level - at both ends of the gun!

Used to be able to get those and .. yes .. a truly satisfying thwack when you fire them!

As for the rest of this thread ... only in America comes to mind! :shit:

[Usarka]

Used to be able to get those and .. yes .. a truly satisfying thwack when you fire them!


Can you not buy them here?

Oh well, make your own with melted wax in buckshot.

ps - i recently fired a combat shotty with red dot sight, i thought WTF do you need a sight on a shotgun, the answer = solid slugs :yes:

[Madness]

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/zombie-killer.jpg

[Scuba_Steve]

Well it seems Wellington has it's own Zombie apocalypse plan (http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/5180946/Wellingtons-zombie-apocalypse-plan) now

"Just in case earthquakes and tsunamis were not enough to be worrying about, Wellington City Council has put together a plan for how it would deal with a zombie apocalypse.

The tentatively titled Zombie Apocalypse Plan, otherwise known as ZAP, is apparently based on best overseas practice but also on repeated viewings of British comic movie Shaun of the Dead."

[oneofsix]

Well it seems Wellington has it's own Zombie apocalypse plan (http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/5180946/Wellingtons-zombie-apocalypse-plan) now

"Just in case earthquakes and tsunamis were not enough to be worrying about, Wellington City Council has put together a plan for how it would deal with a zombie apocalypse.

The tentatively titled Zombie Apocalypse Plan, otherwise known as ZAP, is apparently based on best overseas practice but also on repeated viewings of British comic movie Shaun of the Dead."

but Real Groove has closed so where are we meant to stock up on those vinyl LPs they talk about? CDs are apparently only good for short range fighting.

BTW you don't need to worry Steve, according to your sig you are already a Zombie, just watch out for LPs and CDs

[Scuba_Steve]

but Real Groove has closed so where are we meant to stock up on those vinyl LPs they talk about? CDs are apparently only good for short range fighting.

BTW you don't need to worry Steve, according to your sig you are already a Zombie, just watch out for LPs and CDs

I'll stick to Machete & ball-bearing loaded paintball guns.
As for being a zombie, only by Govt propaganda standards.

[Banditbandit]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/demotivational-posters-pellets.jpg

[slofox]

Too bloody late - zombies ate my brain years ago. Or maybe it was all that do ... errrr never mind...