The Big Four.

[jaffaonajappa]

Cant remember exactly how it was when I first heard this int he 80's....but was something along the lines of:

Honda - you meet the nicest people on a Honda. Nice bikes (Farkin boring bikes).
Yamaha - build some weird arsed bikes. Always a bit different to the others.
Kawasaki - Fastest motors, quickest bikes, but quirky handling.
Suzuki - best all round of the Jappas.

Can anyone remember other versions of this?

[Luckylegs]

DAMM!!! Came in here looking for a thread about

Metallica
Megadeth
Slayer
Anthrax

...ho hum, as you were

[jaffaonajappa]

DAMM!!! Came in here looking for a thread about

Metallica
Megadeth
Slayer
Anthrax

...ho hum, as you were

JLo, Beyonce, Kylie, and Lady Gaga went thataway.:woohoo: think they followed Iron Maiden.

Or should this be:
Led Zep, Deep purple, Rolling Stones, Black sabbath?

[unstuck]

DAMM!!! Came in here looking for a thread about

Metallica
Megadeth
Slayer
Anthrax

...ho hum, as you were

That will do nicely thank you.:yes:

[bogan]

DAMM!!! Came in here looking for a thread about

Metallica
Megadeth
Slayer
Anthrax

...ho hum, as you were

Match em up then

Honda - metallica due to popularity and reliability
Kawasaki - slayer for speed/craziness
Suzuki - megadeath
Yamaha - anthrax

[unstuck]

Match em up then

Honda - metallica due to popularity and reliability
Kawasaki - slayer for speed/craziness
Suzuki - megadeath
Yamaha - anthrax

Well done that man.:yes:

[Voltaire]

Cant remember exactly how it was when I first heard this int he 80's....but was something along the lines of:

Honda - you meet the nicest people on a Honda. Nice bikes (Farkin boring bikes).
Yamaha - build some weird arsed bikes. Always a bit different to the others.
Kawasaki - Fastest motors, quickest bikes, but quirky handling.
Suzuki - best all round of the Jappas.

Can anyone remember other versions of this?

There was:

Harley: I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner....or summit like that.

When I bought a Ducati it was " a Doo whati???" ( when they were exotic....not mass produced...:innocent:)

Then a BMW " Old mans bike"

[Bikemad]

ummm.......gerry brownlee......parakura horomia........sue bradford and turiana maori party leader whatever her name is

[Bonez]

Cant remember exactly how it was when I first heard this int he 80's....but was something along the lines of:

Honda - you meet the nicest people on a Honda. Nice bikes (Farkin boring bikes).
Yamaha - build some weird arsed bikes. Always a bit different to the others.
Kawasaki - Fastest motors, quickest bikes, but quirky handling.
Suzuki - best all round of the Jappas.

Can anyone remember other versions of this?No, they all looked the same.

[MSTRS]

All I recall was Honda used "Number One under the sun" - at least for their trail bikes.
And there was a (short-lived) radio ad that asked "Girls, would you like something red, hot and throbbing between your legs"

[Deano]

jap bikes were made to keep fuckwits off harleys

[Voltaire]

All I recall was Honda used "Number One under the sun" - at least for their trail bikes.
And there was a (short-lived) radio ad that asked "Girls, would you like something red, hot and throbbing between your legs"

You'll remember the Suzuki one using the 'Born to be Wild " theme....

......Born to be wiiiiiiiiiiiiild....Suzuki.......

"Laughed....we nearly shat...we had not laughted so much since Grandma died
and aunty Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle....
We are filthy sinners
Ahhhhhhh sole....." another line from the less connected 80's:innocent:

[unstuck]

Jap bikes were invented to give fuckwits on harleys someone to follow when they got more than a few kms from home.:innocent:

[Crasherfromwayback]

jap bikes were made to keep fuckwits off harleys

Like the Japanese tee shirt dig back at HD owners. "If Harley-Davidson made an aeroplane, would you fly in it??"

[Maha]

You'll remember the Suzuki one using the 'Born to be Wild " theme....

......Born to be wiiiiiiiiiiiiild....Suzuki.......

"Laughed....we nearly shat...we had not laughted so much since Grandma died
and aunty Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle....
We are filthy sinners
Ahhhhhhh sole....." another line from the less connected 80's:innocent:

I was going to say that....but from what I remember it went...
'......Born to be wiiiiiiiiiiiiild....zzzzzuki.......'
That fagged it up even way back then.

[Camshaft]

dont associate metallica with honda please. its like dressing a pitbull in a tutu

[Voltaire]

I was going to say that....but from what I remember it went...
'......Born to be wiiiiiiiiiiiiild....zzzzzuki.......'
That fagged it up even way back then.

heres a groovy little number about Honda when gay meant full of joy..:innocent:

I'm gonna wake you up early
Cause I'm gonna take a ride with you
We're going down to the Honda shop
I'll tell you what we're gonna do
Put on a ragged sweatshirt
I'll take you anywhere you want me to

First gear (Honda Honda) it's alright (go faster faster)
Second gear (little Honda Honda) I lean right (go faster faster)
Third gear (Honda Honda) hang on tight (go faster faster)
Faster it's alright

It's not a big motorcycle
Just a groovy little motorbike
It's more fun that a barrel of monkeys
That two wheel bike
We'll ride on out of the town
To any place I know you like

First gear (Honda Honda) it's alright (go faster faster)
Second gear (little Honda Honda) I lean right (go faster faster)
Third gear (Honda Honda) hang on tight (go faster faster)
Faster it's alright

It climbs the hills like a matchless
Cause my Honda's built really light
When I go into the turns
Lean [Tilt] with me and hang on tight
I better turn on the lights
So we can ride my Honda tonight

First gear (Honda Honda) it's alright (go faster faster)
Second gear (little Honda Honda) I lean right (go faster faster)
Third gear (Honda Honda) hang on tight (go faster faster)
Faster it's alright

First gear (Honda Honda) it's alright (go faster faster)
Second gear (little Honda Honda) I lean right (go faster faster)
Third gear (Honda Honda) hang on tight (go faster faster)
Faster it's alright

[baptist]

JLo, Beyonce, Kylie, and Lady Gaga went thataway.:woohoo: think they followed Iron Maiden.

Or should this be:
Led Zep, Deep purple, Rolling Stones, Black sabbath?

Nah! surely you mean The Clash, Stiff Little Fingers, The Ramones and The Buzzcocks :yes:

[Stylo]

And Phil Goff ( Goof ? ) rides a late model Bonneville , go figure.

[racefactory]

Well I've had heaps of bikes from all of them.

From my experience I'd say:

Honda- got a certain nostalgia about all their bikes. smooth and prestigious.
Suzuki- gixxer says it all really. Hooligans bikes, built like tanks.
Kawasaki- the most powerful and often fastest, classis clunky gearboxes, always ahead of the others with little features. infamous cam chain tensioners!!!
Yamaha- agree with OP that theyve had some weird arsed bikes, the in between of suzuki and kawasaki. very nice 2 strokes.

[FJRider]

jap bikes were made to keep fuckwits off harleys

It didn't (hasn't) the 100% success rate at that ... yet ... :innocent:

[HenryDorsetCase]

Match em up then

Honda - metallica due to popularity and reliability
Kawasaki - slayer for speed/craziness
Suzuki - megadeath
Yamaha - anthrax

"reliability" You've heard St Anger, right?

[HenryDorsetCase]

I was going to say that....but from what I remember it went...
'......Born to be wiiiiiiiiiiiiild....zzzzzuki.......'
That fagged it up even way back then.


Even Slayer can't make that song good:

45HzHJ8MozY

Though there is something woefully wrong with the mix

[HenryDorsetCase]

XuaeCr2vhIY

Ozzy and Miss Piggy. No shit.

[ducatilover]

"reliability" You've heard St Anger, right?
Saint anger = soft cam lobes in the early V4 motors.

[theseekerfinds]

dont associate metallica with honda please. its like dressing a pitbull in a tutu

there's a website that sells tutus for pitbulls..

http://www.costumesforpets.org/

http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=13942&page=1

I have far too much time on my hands..

:shit:

[Virago]

All I recall was Honda used "Number One under the sun" - at least for their trail bikes...

http://www.filmarchive.org.nz/sellebration/view.php?id=146

And then there's this one, sung by Split Enz, no less:

http://www.filmarchive.org.nz/sellebration/view.php?id=154

[schrodingers cat]

Like the Japanese tee shirt dig back at HD owners. "If Harley-Davidson made an aeroplane, would you fly in it??"

Ahem, since it would be made from various thicknesses of steel plate its anemic outdated engine would never get it off the ground.

Harley Ferguson - Constant speed, variable noise.

[Voltaire]

Harley Davidson Plane.
" I love the sound of potato potato in the Morning"...:innocent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIs45EByKNE
I can't find a Ducati one....

[240]

DAMM!!! Came in here looking for a thread about

Metallica
Megadeth
Slayer
Anthrax

...ho hum, as you were

Yeah all good however you forgot the best, IRON MAIDEN:Punk:

[scumdog]

DAMM!!! Came in here looking for a thread about

Metallica
Megadeth
Slayer
Anthrax

...ho hum, as you were

And me?

I thought it was going to be:
Ford
General Motors
Chrysler
American Motors.

As the man said, "as you were"

[Deano]

dont associate metallica with honda please. its like dressing a pitbull in a tutu

honda + metallica is the best option out of the available choices.

both are the most 'polished' (finish) and successful out of the lot

[ducatilover]

I was hoping for
Tatra
Velorex
Skoda
Gordon.

But, nah, no-one appreciates good old fashioned shit cars

[MSTRS]

I was hoping for
Tatra
Velorex
Skoda
Gordon.

But, nah, no-one appreciates good old fashioned shit cars

'course we do. It's just that we're too busy tending to our Trabants...

[pritch]

"Better a sister in a whore house than a brother on a Honda."

[GrayWolf]

jap bikes were made to keep fuckwits off harleys

Then there was this 'gem' I saw on the net

HARLEY DAVIDSON,...the world's most efficient mechanical device, for producing decibels from liquid hydrocarbon, without the inconvenient byproduct of horsepower

[Camshaft]

Then there was this 'gem' I saw on the net

HARLEY DAVIDSON,...the world's most efficient mechanical device, for producing decibels from liquid hydrocarbon, without the inconvenient byproduct of horsepower

love it. and there are quite alot of interpretations of it too. but seriously, just all get along. accept jap bikes are awesome peices of machinery, accept that some people think harleys are cool.

[unstuck]

I dont give a fat rats arse what enyone choses to ride or drive or whatever.But it is good giving each other a bit of shit about things like that cos it stops you from taking life to seriously, Hopefully.:yes:

[jaffaonajappa]

I dont give a fat rats arse what enyone choses to ride or drive or whatever.But it is good giving each other a bit of shit about things like that cos it stops you from taking life to seriously, Hopefully.:yes:

I agree with you. But im not gona admit that. Im just gona say:

Spoken like a true Honda rider. :D bwahahahaha,.

[unstuck]

:clap::clap::killingme:killingme:motu:

[ukusa]

Someone had to do it :facepalm:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wD8rREiZ-ug/TUb8JWUbtSI/AAAAAAAAALA/-aAFe_B9UMA/s1600/600px-MA_Route_4.svg.png

[awa355]

jap bikes were made to keep fuckwits off harleys

Didn't work.

[Luckylegs]

Someone had to do it :facepalm:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wD8rREiZ-ug/TUb8JWUbtSI/AAAAAAAAALA/-aAFe_B9UMA/s1600/600px-MA_Route_4.svg.png


well if ya going to play that game...
239517

[jaffaonajappa]

well if ya going to play that game...
239517

Errr. Quit your trolling. Most people are aware this guys doing what he can to extract and draw-down forces in Afghan. Perhaps you were thinking of his predecessors?

[Luckylegs]

Errr. Quit your trolling. Most people are aware this guys doing what he can to extract and draw-down forces in Afghan. Perhaps you were thinking of his predecessors?

Shit! Chill phil. I could care less, it was just a bit of foreplay

[Geeen]

Shit! Chill phil. I could care less, it was just a bit of foreplay

That's getting close to a "Dad Joke" :facepalm:

[jaffaonajappa]

Shit! Chill phil. I could care less, it was just a bit of foreplay

Foreplay?
What do you do for the real thing? Screw a porcupine?

[Luckylegs]

That's getting close to a "Dad Joke" :facepalm:

Ya What... ?

[Luckylegs]

Foreplay?
What do you do for the real thing? Screw a porcupine?

Go on admit it, my post went straight over your head huh?

[jaffaonajappa]

Go on admit it, my post went straight over your head huh?

Yup.
Suspect most of your posts will do that to me....so no need to reply to this one, cheers.

[gazzanz]

dont associate metallica with honda please. its like dressing a pitbull in a tutu

Some might say its like dressing a poodle in leathers

[Beren]

Some might say its like dressing a poodle in leathers

Stop turning me on.

[avgas]

Honda - you meet the nicest people on a Honda. Nice bikes (Farkin boring bikes).
Yamaha - build some weird arsed bikes. Always a bit different to the others.
Kawasaki - Fastest motors, quickest bikes, but quirky handling.
Suzuki - best all round of the Jappas.
OWNLAE A FOOOOOLL BREEAAAKKS THE TWOOOOLL SECOONDA RUUULLLEEE

Sorry got stuck in a flash back. I'm fine now.

[avgas]

Stop turning me on.
Your mum, in bed with John Key, talking about the economy.

That should stop you.

[avgas]

When I bought a Ducati it was " a Doo whati???" ( when they were exotic....not mass produced...:innocent:)
Did you get one with
"Don't stall" pipes?

"Honda made a bike sound like a sewing machine, Ducati made one look like one"

"There are no ducati owners in the world, only ducati mechanics"

"Kawasaki Ninjas Rule, Kawasaki Ninjas Rule........Kawasaki Ninjas Rul..." SHUTUP WILL YOU!!!

"The Passion of Honda"

"Suzuki, leaders in technology acronyms"

"Yamaha, precision equipment.....assembled by monkeys"

hmmm thats all I can remember for now

[imdying]

dont associate metallica with honda pleaseMore like don't associate Megadeth with Metallica :laugh: