6pm - end of the world starting with New Zealand

[PrincessBandit]

hey, did I miss it or something???

[Fatt Max]

I was having a poo at the time, reckon we name it the 'Crap-ture'......

[Virago]

Tsk. Get with the programme...

Today at 6.00pm, was the Rapture - when God's chosen are taken from the earth. The end of the earth isn't for another five months - 21 October 2011.

The 6pm time is global - the Rapture will sweep the earth, time-zone by time-zone. We are the lucky first - or at least some of us were...

Is it just just you, me, and Max left...?

[\m/]

Have to laugh at the gullible fuckwits killing themselves over something that didn't happen.

[Laava]

I sent familyradio.com an e-mail asking them if they want my considerable wealth seeing as how I won't have a use for it after today. Hope they are still there to respond!

[unstuck]

Been looking forward to kicking some zombie ass.:yes:

[PrincessBandit]

Well dear Max has kicked it off with sharing wot 'e was doing (or should that be "dung") when the world ended.

me, I was eating a very nice roast which I'd just cooked. Wish i could say I was doing something far more interesting like having wild old person sex on the back of a motorbike but it had completely slipped my mind.
All I have to do now is work out whether it was the end of the world that had slipped my mind or sex...

[Fatt Max]

Tsk. Get with the programme...

Is it just just you, me, and Max left...?

Sounds great....

Lets us three get together and have some filthy sex, reckon noone will mind.....

[Virago]

Lol - just looked it up on Wikipedia, and got this notification:


This article documents a current event. Information may change rapidly as the event progresses.

[Woodman]

Still here,

I am a bit pissed off that it starts here in Godzone (ironic name?) because if it started on tother side of the planet at least we would be able to watch it on the telly. Thats if you really wanna spend your last hours on earth watching t.v.

[MadDuck]

All I have to do now is work out whether it was the end of the world that had slipped my mind or sex...


Lets us three get together and have some filthy sex, reckon noone will mind.....

The world is about to end and all you two can think about is sex.... :shit:

[DrunkenMistake]

I got a ticket for riding a bike with no rego, I thought it was the end of the world for about 10 mins but that was about it? haha

[Fatt Max]

The world is about to end and all you two can think about is sex.... :shit:

Well, the servo is out of pies, I've broken a string on the guitar and got no spare, and now I hear that the Beatles have spilt up....

....so....

..it's a bad day, may as well get jiggy with it, if you know what I mean....

[bogan]

That explains why I am having circuitry trouble, physics is always the first thing to go in a doomsday event. Guess it's time for some chips and perhaps a pie, thank god they still work :D

[Virago]

...and now I hear that the Beatles have spilt up...

Are you sure they're not about to get together again...? :blink:

[dogsnbikes]

If I had of known...... I wouldn't of rego'd 2 bikes :facepalm:


At least I had Steak egg and crinkle cut chip's for dinner and I have Beer:woohoo:

[Fatt Max]

Are you sure they're not about to get together again...? :blink:

Oh very good, you are a wise and forthright person.....love it...!!!

[jim.cox]

Well I call "Bullshit"

Where's all them quakes we was promised?

Only one today - and that a piddly little 3.0 at seven this morning

Nothing to see here, move along please

[Fatt Max]

Well I call "Bullshit"

Where's all them quakes we was promised?

Did you not hear my post dozen beer and curry blaster at approx 8am this morning? My missus reckons it smelled like the end of civilisation.....

[Camshaft]

i went out riding at 5.55 and came bak at 6.05, if it was gonna happen i wanted to be with the one i love the most.

[Virago]

Hey, it may not be over yet. If God wants to show up, a bit late and breathless, saying "Sorry about that - traffic's a bitch." - who are we to argue...?

[yod]

How hard will it be to track down Mr Camping for an interview I wonder?

[jim.cox]

Hey, it may not be over yet. If God wants to show up, a bit late and breathless, saying "Sorry about that - traffic's a bitch." - who are we to argue...?

Actaully, he's just been pulled over for speeding - and being done for no licence, wof or rego for good measure :)

[scumdog]

you lot STILL here??:blink:

[jim.cox]

you lot STILL here??:blink:

Sorry Occifer, we wuz just leaving....

[DrunkenMistake]

you lot STILL here??:blink:

Welcome to your Hell Scummy haha

[Virago]

Actaully, he's just been pulled over for speeding - and being done for no licence, wof or rego for good measure :)

In news just to hand, he's been held up at Fiji, arguing with Frank Bainimarama about who is actually God...

[yod]

Guaranteed huh? All aboard the fail-bus, Harold.

:killingme

[ynot slow]

Welcome to your Hell Scummy haha

Kiwibiker purgetory,no one can leave,nooooo.

[ynot slow]

In news just to hand, he's been held up at Fiji, arguing with Frank Bainimarama about who is actually God...

He's gonna get a kick in the arse when he gets to dorkland with bishop Brian then,might be a good watch.:woohoo:

[Virago]

Fuck - I just realised...

"Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name..." :blink:

[Animal]

Are you sure they're not about to get together again...? :blink:

Reuniting The Beatles would be relatively easy. Three more bullets. :innocent:

[Virago]

Reuniting The Beatles would be relatively easy. Three more bullets. :innocent:

Three...? I can only presume you're including Yoko Ono...:facepalm:

[Brian d marge]

Dont worry its 5.44pm here in Japan

Ill let u know when it happens

Stephen

And it WILL end if someones drunk my last beer in the fridge

[DrunkenMistake]

Three...? I can only presume you're including Yoko Ono...:facepalm:

In that case four for good measure

[HenryDorsetCase]

Reuniting The Beatles would be relatively easy. Three more bullets. :innocent:

Uh, its two. George Harrison is dead as well. First Stu Sutcliffe (look it up) then John Lennon, then George.

also, epic bad taste.

[Woodman]

Its not the end of the world if its not the end of the world.

[xen]

http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/squares/Rapturesq.jpg/295_295_Rapturesq.jpg

[ducatilover]

Sounds great....

Lets us three get together and have some filthy sex, reckon noone will mind.....
I'll hold the.......camera....but both my hands will be full.

[Brian d marge]

Uh, its two. George Harrison is dead as well. First Stu Sutcliffe (look it up) then John Lennon, then George.

also, epic bad taste.

Im told they were quite popular a while back... I prefer Ladies myself, ones who are Gaga ..

Stephen

[awayatc]

Uh, its two. George Harrison is dead as well. First Stu Sutcliffe (look it up) then John Lennon, then George.

also, epic bad taste.

yeah, I agree: bad taste,
but each to their own i'd say,
some people like the Beatles...

[yod]

Retired Metropolitan Transportation Authority worker Robert Fitzpatrick, 60, said he spent more than US$140,000 of his savings on subway posters and bus shelter advertisements warning of the May 21 Judgement Day.

"God's people are commanded to sound the warning, to sound the trumpet so to speak so people know," Fitzpatrick said of his advertising blitz.

He said Camping led him to believe Judgement Day would be May 21, but added that he disagreed with the broadcaster's prediction it would begin in Asia.

In Fitzpatrick's view, from his reading of the Bible, Judgement Day would begin around 6 pm Eastern Time. He said on Saturday he still had no doubt Judgement Day would come this day.

"I wouldn't even entertain that question because there's too much proof from the Bible," he said.


wow :facepalm:

[tri boy]

This spaceship is frecking awesome..................see ya's

[Oakie]

Dammit! Bought a new (second hand) car yesterday. I guess I'm going to have to pay for it after all!

[Bonez]

This spaceship is frecking awesome..................see ya'sPah! A Tardis is the only way to go.
Thinking about it maybe I'll just go for a ride instead.

[Jantar]

Damn! I forgot this event was happening, so went to Naseby for curling last night.

I'm pissed off that I missed the end of the world. :facepalm:

[FJRider]

Damn! I forgot this event was happening, so went to Naseby for curling last night.

I'm pissed off that I missed the end of the world. :facepalm:

Watch the news on TV ... they'll have it on I'm sure ... :innocent:

[NighthawkNZ]

Damn! I forgot this event was happening, so went to Naseby for curling last night.

I'm pissed off that I missed the end of the world. :facepalm:

Man I missed it in 1984, 1994, 1997, 2000, 2001, 2003, 2005, 2010, and now 2011, sigh give me a break... maybe I will see in 2012

[Maki]

I was raptured in 2010.

[unstuck]

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[superman]

Isn't it amazing what people come up with if they believe their interpretations of their religious texts are 100% correct.

Some wonderful things people with bible innerancy have come up with due to their "Good" book:-


The universe is 11,000 years old :shit:
Dinosaurs and people coexisted (There's a museum showing this in America)
The world was literally flooded covering every piece of land 6000 years ago
:blink: Education is obviously improving.

[Brian d marge]

The world may not have ended but I can vouch for the fact Hell has frozen over

Just ask my wife

Stephen

[SMOKEU]

I can't believe that people are stupid enough to fall for this bullshit propaganda. There won't ever be a rapture when this "God" comes to earth, because he is simply a fictional character from a fictional book (the bible), which was probably written by some dude who smoked some really chronic shit and started tripping balls.

Peace.

[Geeen]

Are you sure they're not about to get together again...? :blink:

Isn't that Pink Floyd.... or so I heard

[tri boy]

Damn it:angry2:
They found out I was the one and only Alter Boy that refused to be altered by the pervy priests.:buggerd:
They kicked me off that awesome spaceship,and I hitched back to our solar system.:sunny:

[Animal]

...also, epic bad taste.

Awwww... so sorry for offending your sensitivities. :facepalm:

When was bad taste ever an issue on KB? Or has the site suddenly become all soft and civilised?

[doc]

Well still here. Just got to get thru 2012 now

[Swoop]

People are making rapture jokes like there is no tomorrow!







I think we can all thank one man, greater than all of us, for our survival of this 'apocalypse'. He fights for us every day, even if we don't notice and works in mysterious ways. He loves us all, watches over us for eternity and died so that we might live.

Thank you, Doctor Who.

[Paul in NZ]

Mind you - I would have been seriously pissed off if I'd won Lotto on saturday night and the world had ended.... Sort of a double disappointment really...

[oneofsix]

Mind you - I would have been seriously pissed off if I'd won Lotto on saturday night and the world had ended.... Sort of a double disappointment really...

Rapture at 6, Lotto at 8. You would never have known. Oh sorry that was only the rapture and really really good christian type people would never gamble so not a problem, you still have to 7 years of tribulation in which to enjoy your winnings. :shit:

[NighthawkNZ]

Well still here. Just got to get thru 2012 now

and then the predications of 2013, 1015, 2020, 2024, 2025, 2027, ...

actually there is one every year... :blink: its a wonder no one has hit the jackpot yet (oh sorry the have hit the crack pot)

[Paul in NZ]

Rapture at 6, Lotto at 8. You would never have known. Oh sorry that was only the rapture and really really good christian type people would never gamble so not a problem, you still have to 7 years of tribulation in which to enjoy your winnings. :shit:

pfft - 7 years of tribulation.... I've been married 31 years, got 3 daughters and old triumph and and old Moto Guzzi...

7 years? Over before you know it really......

[Mental Trousers]

I'd love to see how Camping reacts now that he hasn't been included in hanging out in the clouds to meet with God.

[XxKiTtiExX]

I'd love to see how Camping reacts now that he hasn't been included in hanging out in the clouds to meet with God.

I was wondering about the exact same thing last night lmao

[oneofsix]

I'd love to see how Camping reacts now that he hasn't been included in hanging out in the clouds to meet with God.

I just heard he had given himself an out by saying something like if it didn't occur Saturday it would be next year.
Was it meant to be the whole world at once? In which case it would have been Sunday morning our time anyhow. If not who is to say God uses the same date line as us meer humans. :innocent:

[XxKiTtiExX]

I just heard he had given himself an out by saying something like if it didn't occur Saturday it would be next year.
Was it meant to be the whole world at once? In which case it would have been Sunday morning our time anyhow. If not who is to say God uses the same date line as us meer humans. :innocent:

So now we have enough time to sell our house and all our possessions, donate any money we have to the church, euthanize all our pets, quit our jobs and spend all this time we have seeking forgiveness. Sounds great!!!!!!!!!!


:facepalm:

[Eyegasm]

The REAL reason the Rapture didn't happen
239500

[Brian d marge]

Its on again

October the 21st

So nows the time to gather your family again and tell them what you think of them .....
Make it count this time ,

Stephen

[Mental Trousers]

Its on again

October the 21st

So nows the time to gather your family again and tell them what you think of them .....
Make it count this time ,

Stephen

Don't forget to shag your best mates missus cos after 21st October it won't be possible!!

[ducatilover]

Don't forget to shag your best mates missus cos after 21st October it won't be possible!!

You've talked me in to it.

[yod]

This guy is no mere failbus passenger, he designed it, built it and now he’s driving the fucking thing!

The delusional rationalisations are just unreal, I can't wait to hear what he has to say on October 22nd! :lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1390268/Rapture-Harold-Camping-explains-wrong--says-God-bring-Rapture-OCTOBER-21.html?ITO=1490

[Mental Trousers]

... and he's working on the mark 2 - bigger, better, brighter - version right now :facepalm:

[slofox]

So now's the time to gather your family again and tell them what you think of them

I already did that a couple of "ends of the world" ago...bastards haven't spoken to me since...

[Mental Trousers]

Just thinking about it, somebody who had a beef with someone else could make that someone else disappear on October 21st and claim the other person was caught up in the Rapture :shit:

[Maha]

The end of the world has come sooner to some it wood seem?.....:blink:

[Brian d marge]

I already did that a couple of "ends of the world" ago...bastards haven't spoken to me since...

there is a god after all ...you me to tell me your wife doesn't speak to you???

heaven , bliss a state of Nirvana that can only be dreamt off

The fair Ophelia! — Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd. and never say a word ......


Oh happy days

Stephen

[slofox]

...you me to tell me your wife doesn't speak to you???



divorced mate - only way to go!

[Genie]

Just red somewhere that the poor man got his dates wrong....it's October now.

Though as I was discussing with another yesterday, God's timing and ours' are two totallly different measures. A day for God could well be a thousand years and and instant could well be 100 years. Looking at it from that prospectice we are in the early days of the rapture.....just look at the news.

Anyway, as you were, enjoy the moments you have, love the ones you are with, respect yourself and others, be kind, caring, your life can change in a heartbeat!

[NighthawkNZ]

Just red somewhere that the poor man got his dates wrong....it's October now.

Though as I was discussing with another yesterday, God's timing and ours' are two totallly different measures. A day for God could well be a thousand years and and instant could well be 100 years. Looking at it from that prospectice we are in the early days of the rapture.....just look at the news.


The Bible states that the signs are There will be wars and romours of wars, and earthquakes etc etc etc...

Thing is this has happened through out history, there have been wars and many romours of wars there have been earthquakes, volcanos, floods, starving, tsmani's all through out time and history... just read your history books...

Anyway for this nut case... "nobody shall know the day or the hour not the angles above a nor thy son only thy father." in the book of Mathew

Those that have read the bible really need to re-read and comprihend it... not believe what you are being taught as not all is as it seems...

ie; there is no historical eviiedence that Jesus lived when they say he lived. The Gospels are under despute on who wrote them and are copies of copies and were writen well after the said date. There is hearsay and handed down oral stories of, as well as translation errors and misinterpretations. All the so call eviedence has been prooven as a hoax. http://nobeliefs.com/exist.htm
(http://nobeliefs.com/exist.htm)
When you truly read the new testament and take note, things are not as rosey as you think... only 144,000 are going to heaven. There is a lot more that doesn't add up either... the book of revulations wasn't written by John. Totally different style of writing. writen upto 300CE (300 year later) read more of that book and well all is not as it seems the same trick from the begining... to the end

http://nobeliefs.com/jesus.htm

Many Christians and non-believers alike extol the virtues of living peacefully, yet the Biblical Jesus makes it abundantly clear that he did not hold to this concept:
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</td> <td width="827">Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace but a sword.
-Matthew 10:34 (http://www.blueletterbible.org/cgi-bin/tools/get_verses.pl?hr=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blueletterbible. org%2Fsearch.html%23verses&icon=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blueletterbible.org%2Fgifs%2 Fsearch_tools.gif&bgcolor=FFFFFF&textcolor=000000&linkcolor=39398C&vlinkcolor=0000FF&Book=Mat&Chapter=10&show_all=on&Start=0&End=0&anything.x=32&anything.y=10)

For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her
mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
-Matthew 10:35 (http://www.blueletterbible.org/cgi-bin/tools/get_verses.pl?hr=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blueletterbible. org%2Fsearch.html%23verses&icon=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blueletterbible.org%2Fgifs%2 Fsearch_tools.gif&bgcolor=FFFFFF&textcolor=000000&linkcolor=39398C&vlinkcolor=0000FF&Book=Mat&Chapter=10&show_all=on&Start=0&End=0&anything.x=32&anything.y=10)
</td></tr></tbody></table>At the end Jesus is suppose to rule over the earth in peace... ? but kind of sounds like the New World Order and another dicatership to me does it not...

The whole story has been told over and over at the movies, from starwars saga to matrix and the like..

If I didn't know better I would say it was the sci-fi story of the time, and it was one of those books that every one can write and contribute to telling the story...