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Laava
25th May 2011, 22:16
Here is an idea for a thread. You can tell a funny or interesting anecdote but it must have happened to or be witnessed by you the same day as you post it.[ie, today]
Try not to be too longwinded and no critics!
I will start.
My wife works at a kindy in Kamo and on my way there today to drop something off, I stopped in at the pie shop to score a pie from Colonel and Mrs Klink!
I arrived at the kindy and unloaded the table for the kids area as instructed and then retreated to my ute to retrieve rapidly cooling pie of chin smearing goodness. So I am standing around with 4 lady teachers, one of whom is my wife, and then D says to me about my pie and me being a miserable so and so for not sharing etc. So I vigorously waft pie smell at her but pick up a bit of mincy gravy with my wrist and splatter it on her chest. L, who has the filthiest mind of any woman I know says in a big loud voice, "You've flicked your meat off on D's chest!" to which we all pissmlrofled hugely!
And that is my story. Next!

Sable
25th May 2011, 23:40
Cool story bro

Edbear
26th May 2011, 07:26
Repost but it was a few years ago so should be okay... Not long after getting our Blueant Interphones fitted my wife and I set off to Whangarei to visit friends, and we had a ball chatting away about everything and nothing. As we came down off the Brynderwyns we felt the colder climate and my blonde pillion complained of the cold air coming under her chin. I said to drop her head down a bit but she then said she couldn't look around doing that.

I told her she'll just have to put up with it then until we got there. All went quiet for a few minutes and then she said, "I think I need a full frontal!"

I nearly fell off the bike! :blink: I said, "Do you mean a balaclava, dear?" She did... :facepalm: