Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club - Waiheke TT Memorial Run - 30th October 2011

[Fatt Max]

So anyway……

In 1931 the first New Zealand TT race was run on an unsealed road on Waiheke Island. The race was won by Sid Moses, who, among other things, introduced decimal currency to New Zealand.

The race started in Ostend. The route was along Belgium St, Ostend Rd, Onetangi Rd and then around the Seaview Rd loop. Each lap was 6 3/4 miles. 1931's race was 20 laps but in 1932 this was increased to 25 laps giving a total distance o...f 168 miles.

Throughout the 1930’s the Waiheke TT Race became a more popular event, notable even for the 1932 Rudge motorcycle that won an incredible four TT races.

A notable winner of the race was the late Len Perry who won eight races in all earning him the nickname the ‘King of Waiheke’.


But enough of the Wikigoogle stuff.......


lets get our gear on and head across the water for a day of fun and frolics on Waiheke Island.
Yes indeed folks, the FBMC will be heading orf across the water to fabulous Waiheke Island to take in the great scenery, ride a few laps of the famous TT circuit and have a great big feed at some point.

When: Sunday 30th October 2011

Where: Half Moon Bay ferry terminal

Time: 9.30am to catch the 10.00am ferry over, returning on the 3.00pm ferry back (or sooner if the place runs out of pies)

Why: Why not, stupid f*****g question

FBMC have negociated fare discounts for the ferry, details to be confirmed soon.

Also, special FBMC Waiheke TT Run T Shirts will be available and the orders will be taken in the next couple of weeks

This will be a charity event as per usual and will involve the usual FBMC mix of riding, eating and fecking around.

See you there, don’t rock the boat eh….

[The Everlasting]

That's a great event,I look forward to it!

will the roads be closed?

[Fatt Max]

That's a great event,I look forward to it!

will the roads be closed?

Nope cause we wont be racing it, just riding it.

But never fear, you will have the opportunity to engage in competition and prizes will be on offer again

[NONONO]

LOL, nice to see you got this one off the ground.

[Fatt Max]

LOL, nice to see you got this one off the ground.

Wouldnt say it was off the ground mate, all these fat bastards in one place might end up sinking the fecking ferry.....good to hear from you big man

[NinjaNanna]

Are these roads still gravel or are they now sealled?

[nosebleed]

Bugger me, learnt something offof KB, who'd a thunk it?

Grew up on Waiheke and never heard a thing about this.
Done that circuit on my BMX though, makes me feel a part of history.

[mrmeal]

looking at the Google satelite views the circuit seems to be fully sealed now. GSXR friendly :) Haven't street viewed it though to be more accurate for you.

[nodrog]

Do you think its a wise idea to have all you fat cunts on such a small land mass at the same time?

[Fatt Max]

Do you think its a wise idea to have all you fat cunts on such a small land mass at the same time?

No, it's a crap idea but fuck me how funny would it be if we sunk the island.....be like that TV programme Lost...minter....

[Fatt Max]

Well, this run is certainly generating a bit of interest which is all good.

Now then, a couple of bits of information to go with this one so put down yer doughnut and pay attention:

Ahem......

The usual cost for return trips to Waiheke Island from Half Moon Bay is $83 for the bike and rider. However, FBMC have negociated a special rate for this event of $50 return for the bike and rider with pillion only an extra $20.....not bad at all

I am also taking orders now for special T shirts for this event. They are sized from S to 5XL and cost $30 all up inc P&P. If you want one then email me at fatbikersmc@gmail.com and I'll sort you out.

I've attached a picce of these fine garments, oohh you wont 'arf look sexy in that and no mistake.

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So there you have it people, hope to see you on this one

Take Care, Ride Safe and Eat Well

[MadDuck]

The usual cost for return trips to Waiheke Island from Half Moon Bay is $83 for the bike and rider. However, FBMC have negociated a special rate for this event of $50 return for the bike and rider with pillion only an extra $20.....not bad at all

I hope we don't sink the boat :blink:

[caseye]

I hope they don't raise then ramp when they see how many of us there's going to be!
Well done that man, um, well, I was told he was.Awesome do me ol mate.
Count me in.

[martybabe]

Good luck to ya, nice to see a bit of enthusiasm for riding about. One question though, why are the Fat bikers club offering 'T' shirts in size small :laugh:

[DEVVIL]

I hope we don't sink the boat :blink:
Ill be the one in the life boat:shutup:Thinking just how much did we have for lunch:sick:

[Fatt Max]

Good luck to ya, nice to see a bit of enthusiasm for riding about. One question though, why are the Fat bikers club offering 'T' shirts in size small :laugh:

That, sir, is a great question.....

It's for very fat small people.....very small fat people......oh fuck it....

[DEVVIL]

Good luck to ya, nice to see a bit of enthusiasm for riding about. One question though, why are the Fat bikers club offering 'T' shirts in size small :laugh:
They got to start somewhere........

[Fatt Max]

They got to start somewhere........

Phew, cheers mate thanks for that. I thought I was going to have to re write the constitution.....oohhhhhh

[wickle]

I hope we don't sink the boat :blink:

Well if you all dont stand on the same side of ferry ya should be okay.:shutup:

[Dodgyiti]

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5127/5306784017_5cdf4d952a_z.jpg

[caseye]

Many thanks oh dODGY one! Looks like I might yet get around that course.

[Fatt Max]

The T shirts are still available for this event. I'm taking orders now for them and will be doing another run in September but if you want yours early then get in quick my lovelies.

I am doing a free tank decal with every shirt sold (sexy, eh) with all orders and payment received before 26th June 2011 (next sunday) PM me with your size and a mailing address and I will get you sorted, otherwise email at fatbikersmc@gmail.com

Have a cream cracker of a day now.....

[Fatt Max]

Ok my lovelies

Before I head off overseas I just thought I would remind you about the Waiheke event on 30th October 2011. Check out the details here:

http://www.fatbikersmc.co.nz/waiheke-tt-memorial-run/

Now, ferry bookings for October open in August so make sure you get on quick to secure your place. Remember to say you are with a ‘vehicle club’ to get the discount.

Also, event T shirts are being done for this run at a cost of $30 inc GST and postage to anywhere in NZ, check out the attached mock up of these fine garments which come in the following sizes....

SHIRT SIZE S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

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If you want one then PM me with how many and in what size and have the money to me no later than 5TH SEPTEMBER 2011. I'll confirm my bank details by return.

Ok then, I'm orf to blighty for a month, see you when I get back

Missing you already......

[Fatt Max]

Gidday my lovelies,

Check out this email from the Ferry Company regarding who to contact when making your boooking to get the special FBMC fare deal:

Hi Max,
I have been in touch with Jeannine Hodson regarding this group,
I have currently held 40 Bike spaces onboard our 10am service 30th Oct and 3pm service,
As this is a rather large group this is hard to maintain the deal we are offering,
I would prefer that I am the main contact for this either by phone or email to secure these bookings.
Not all of my team are aware of this deal and I would hate for any of your group to miss out on this rate we are offering.
If you have any questions please do not hesitate to contact me on 09 300 5900 or via email,
Regards,
Stacey Redshaw | Groups & Holidays SpecialistP (09) 300 5900 |FAX (09) 3790784

So me hearties, your contact at the Fery Co is Stacey, she will be discounting yer pieces of eight and all that, eh,,,,,

Get in as soon as to reserve your place.....and to make sure there are plenty of pies in the galley ahh haaa......:woohoo:

[wysper]

Any Hamiltonians intending to do this?

[Fatt Max]

Any Hamiltonians intending to do this?

Not sure on that one mate but please feel free to round up some people and drag em norf for the day. Be great to see you

[Fatt Max]

Sorry to have to send you all another update on this but the ferry company are being a bit challenging at the moment.

I have now been informed that our special rate of $50 return + $20 for pillion is valid until the end of August only so this is just a reminder to get yerselves booked in to make sure you get the deal.

As I said, so sorry for clogging up your inbox's guys but thought you should all know the latest

Ok, I'm off down the ACE Cafe for brekkie and I'll try and dodge the rioters along the way.......:shit:

[kinger]

Any Hamiltonians intending to do this?

There's a Taupo couple gonna try, have to check with the pillion when I get home this weekend.

[Fatt Max]

There's a Taupo couple gonna try, have to check with the pillion when I get home this weekend.

Great stuff mate, would love to see you

[kinger]

Yup, Haze is up for it.
Working at the airport all week, so willl take the bike for the pre ride week,then she'll bus up the day before.
Should be a bloody hoot.

[ynot slow]

Hopefully can enjoy the company,will be up due to Meatloaf concert,and still unsure if riding all the way,have another couple who said we may bike up,so I told them about the Waiheke run,if they ride I'll probably stay the Sunday,any beds free guys.

[ynot slow]

Looks like I'm going,paid the money so is going to be fun,also organised a bed with a couple of excellent dudes for the night,now organise time off doh.

Does anyone know if the ferry has tiedowns,asked receptionist but she was vague,so guess we assume none supplied.

[Fatt Max]

Just over a week to go before the FBMC cruise the high seas to take on the Waiheke TT Course.

The local police are all cool, as is the local papers who are running a story on the event. We will be raising money for the LifeKidz programme to buy a new transporter for the kids and, weather permitting, some of the families will be meeting us off the ferry when we get gack for photos etc. The local rag here is covering it as well.

There is also a lot of interest in the FBMC 'Lycra Lap'.......you will really need to be there for that, eh......

So, the last of the event shirts have been delivered, any final details will be posted in the events section of the FBMC website at www.fatbikersmc.co.nz

Looking forward to this one, should be a hoot

Missing you already

FM

[caseye]

Yes well, seems I'm going to have to take the "big" Bike after all, can't miss a chance to show off aye.
Tie downs ynot slow, no they don't,so yes, bring your own. Not sure that they will be necessary but better safe than sorry.
Also looking forward to this one.
FM I promise I'll watch you doing it mate, the Lycra lap that is.

[Fatt Max]

Just one more thing my lovelies,

For those of you coming alomng to this one, I've attached a rider information sheet for you to have a butchers at

See you at the ferry terminal

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[caseye]

Seems to me , you've been a very busy little FM there Mark. Nice work mate.
I'm definitely coming and I'm bringing the big bike, no wussing about now. I do think it a good idea to have a quick walk on and off the ferry before attempting to ride any bikes straight on, the ramp is usually dry but the step can be anything from 2 inches to 4 so depending on which ferry, we may want to make sure there are people alongside those who'd like there to be, as they ride on.
Really don't think it's going to be an issue but for those worried about it, we will be there to help.
See ya there then, last one at the terminal is a pansy.

[Fatt Max]

Nice little article in the local paper.

the lycra lap, be afraid, be very afraid......

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[nzmikey]

Nice little article in the local paper.

the lycra lap, be afraid, be very afraid......

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Now are you sure that Mr :Police: wont be telling me off about wearing the lyrica ? I mean come on if Borat can do it so can I right ?:blink:

[hellokitty]

Now are you sure that Mr :Police: wont be telling me off about wearing the lyrica ? I mean come on if Borat can do it so can I right ?:blink:

I can't make it but someone please take a picture for facebook of the MANKINI!!!!!!!!! :shit:

[caseye]

Kitty darl'n that's terrible news. That you can't make it , that is.
Pics will be done don't you worry bout it, K.

[Fatt Max]

....even got a mention in the local Waiheke rag, check it out here:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/local-news/waiheke-marketplace/5852463/Fat-bikers-ready-to-ride

[ynot slow]

Have just cancelled my booking,instead of riding up with mates,we may have to go by car(seems silly to ride)and I will go with them,they're gutted at this stage for me,but to bad,so there is a place available for someone to take.If by chance we do ride up we will call in on way past to say high and see you off,bugger it all.

[Fatt Max]

Have just cancelled my booking,instead of riding up with mates,we may have to go by car(seems silly to ride)and I will go with them,they're gutted at this stage for me,but to bad,so there is a place available for someone to take.If by chance we do ride up we will call in on way past to say high and see you off,bugger it all.

Ah thats a shame dude but there you go. have a safe trip up and enjoy the weekend, take care and hope to see ya at some point

[ynot slow]

At moment seems we are 50-50 on riding,and if we do we will see if we can call by,staying by vector somewhere and depends on what time we wake etc,but hope to meet at wharf,seems the wife is keen to ride and her hubby wasn't lol,so will look at forecast after he finishes work,which he didn't think he had to do till a week ago,joys of management he said.

[hellokitty]

Kitty darl'n that's terrible news. That you can't make it , that is.
Pics will be done don't you worry bout it, K.

:love: Thanks Caseye - will see you at the Xmas thing I hope! I will be bringing the FBMC mascot - the lovely Miss Daisy!

[Fatt Max]

I just wanted to say a huge thank you to everyone who came along to the Waiheke TT Memorial Run & Fundraiser today. We had great weather, brilliant company, a cracking lunch and raised a huge amount of money for the Lifekidz programme.

Fair to say that the Waiheke locals were great and really went out of their way to look after us. So much so that this will now become an annual event in the FBMC calendar, one which I know we will all enjoy year after year.

Days like today make me so proud to be involved with this club and the people that I have the pleasure to ride with. I meant it when I said that that you are all legends and the most generous people I have ever met, not just with your money but with your time and friendship.

We have a club to be proud of because of the people like you that are in it. Thanks again for making today the outstanding success that it was.

Take care, ride safe and eat pies

FM

[Lucyloo]

Thank you so very much for organising such a fabulous day Mark!
You even managed to get the weather to play the game. :yes:
It was such a fun day.
A huge thank you to the "Lycra Lads" - you were very brave and it was so entertaining.
The looks on the faces of the people that you passed were classic - they couldn't quite believe what they were seeing.

Can't wait for the next FBMC run.

Cheers
Luce.