They shit rainbows [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

Mom

29th May 2011, 15:42

Today I saw something that has proved once and for all that Honda's are GHEY :yes: I always like to give the benefit of the doubt, but now I know this for a certainty.

We needed new tyres, and today was the day to go and get them fitted. As a result the heavens opened and it poured down, leaving the roads very, very wet. Just what you need when wearing in new rubber afterall.

We left once the rain had stopped and the skies cleared to a clear blue and full on sunshine :sunny: I was following Maha on the CB and I kid you not this thing was throwing perfect rainbows from its rear end. There can be no other explanation than the bike is GHEY! I wish I had a camera with me so I could photograph this phenomenom to share with you all, quite an impressive sight really :yes:

jaffaonajappa

29th May 2011, 15:46

I was following Maha on the CB and I kid you not this thing was throwing perfect rainbows from its rear end.

Bwahahaha.
Oh wait. You mean the Bike was throwing the....ahh oops :)

Old Steve

29th May 2011, 18:40

Now, there's a perfectly logical reason why you saw a rainbow.

The tyres were throwing up a fine spray of water droplets from the wet road, and as the sun must have been behind you, the light was double refracted within each water droplet and you saw a rainbow.

So while there's a logical explanation for the rainbow, yeah Hondas are still gay anyway :yes:

hayd3n

29th May 2011, 18:42

take one for a spin and you may turn ghey :P
its ok suzuki riders are just in the closet

Mully

29th May 2011, 18:46

its ok suzuki riders are just in the closet

You take that back, or I'll give you such a pinch....

Old Steve

29th May 2011, 19:02

take one for a spin and you may turn ghey :P

Fact: Honda Shadow 750 has the same power to weight ratio as a Hyosung GV250.

Take one for a spin and I'll turn in my Seniors Gold Card

marty

29th May 2011, 19:04

Now, there's a perfectly logical reason why you saw a rainbow.

The tyres were throwing up a fine spray of water droplets from the wet road, and as the sun must have been behind you, the light was double refracted within each water droplet and you saw a rainbow.

So while there's a logical explanation for the rainbow, yeah Hondas are still gay anyway :yes:

hey. don't come in here with perfectly respectable explanations. you will learn - this is KB - nothing is as it seems.

hayd3n

29th May 2011, 19:46

Fact: Honda Shadow 750 has the same power to weight ratio as a Hyosung GV250.

Take one for a spin and I'll turn in my Seniors Gold Card

try a decent honda

Gubb

29th May 2011, 19:48

The Pastor

29th May 2011, 19:50

dont unicors fart out rainbows? maha rides a unicorn!

Gubb

29th May 2011, 19:52

dont unicors fart out rainbows? maha rides a unicorn!

Nonono,

He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

matdaymon

29th May 2011, 19:52

Mom

29th May 2011, 19:53

The tyres were throwing up a fine spray of water droplets from the wet road, and as the sun must have been behind you, the light was double refracted within each water droplet and you saw a rainbow.

Hondas are GHEY!!!! Forget the rainbow light bending shit, I saw a Honda shit rainbows, they are GHEY :yes:

take one for a spin and you may turn ghey :P
its ok suzuki riders are just in the closet

Eh???

You take that back, or I'll give you such a pinch....

Hey Zuess Mully, will you stop reinforcing the stereotype, PUNCH not pinch

this is KB - nothing is as it seems.

HI FIVE!!!

Mom

29th May 2011, 20:03

dont unicors fart out rainbows? maha rides a unicorn!

Whats a unicor? He rides a rainbow producing GHEY Honda :yes:
Oh, he farts too

Nonono,

He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

Lucky I love you, or I would hunt you down and bite your ankles..:killingme

rustyrobot

29th May 2011, 20:05

You lot are full of it.

There's nothing gay about Hondas! What could be less gay than...

A "Unicorn Dazzler (http://www.twowheelsblog.com/post/6437/honda-expands-motorcycle-production-in-india?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+twowheelsblog%2Fcom+%28twowhe elsblog%29)"!? :shit: :facepalm:

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Geeen

29th May 2011, 20:11

You lot are full of it.

There's nothing gay about Hondas! What could be less gay than...

A "Unicorn Dazzler (http://www.twowheelsblog.com/post/6437/honda-expands-motorcycle-production-in-india?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+twowheelsblog%2Fcom+%28twowhe elsblog%29)"!? :shit: :facepalm:

George Michael??

Old Steve

29th May 2011, 20:13

try a decent honda

Isn't that an oxymoron? Like "Military Intelligence"

FJRider

29th May 2011, 20:14

Oh, he farts too

:killingme

Therein lies the key as to the why ..... :killingme

Maha

29th May 2011, 20:15

Now, there's a perfectly logical reason why you saw a rainbow.

The tyres were throwing up a fine spray of water droplets from the wet road, and as the sun must have been behind you, the light was double refracted within each water droplet and you saw a rainbow.

So while there's a logical explanation for the rainbow, yeah Hondas are still gay anyway :yes:

So many have said that I think the Sun shines out of my arse, and todays effort seals the myth...it really does.:sunny:

EJK

29th May 2011, 20:26

Toaster

29th May 2011, 20:43

Fact: Honda Shadow 750 has the same power to weight ratio as a Hyosung GV250.

Take one for a spin and I'll turn in my Seniors Gold Card

Everyone to their own. That is the beauty of having so many bikes to choose from.

But given the two mentioned - neither being particularly gifted in the horsepower department, I personally prefer bikes with more power than a blowdryer.

Mom

29th May 2011, 21:02

I personally prefer bikes with more power than a blowdryer.

Given how peppy my Millie can be I am not concerned.

Remind me not to take a handful of GO and drop the clutch on a hill start though :pinch:

My biggest worry though is that some one will catch her blowing rainbows out her arse on a wet road in the sunshine, she is NOT ghey!

martybabe

29th May 2011, 21:10

My biggest worry though is that some one will catch her blowing rainbows out her arse on a wet road in the sunshine, she is NOT ghey!

Affirmative, millie's little off road adventure in the rain ditch outside Pukeko cottage produced no rainbows at all, twigs, leaves and a banshee wailing but deffo no rainbow, ergo not gay.:laugh:

Mom

29th May 2011, 21:24

Affirmative, millie's little off road adventure in the rain ditch outside Pukeko cottage produced no rainbows at all, twigs, leaves and a banshee wailing but deffo no rainbow, ergo not gay.:laugh:

How the hell I never ate dirt is beyond me :yes: I was gone for all money in my mind. Lots of FFSaking! FFSAKE! AND FUCKING HELL'S, along with looking at the left hand side of the road and praying got me through :rofl:

The banshee wail was my hysterical laughing what is left of my tits off, for getting back on the road unscathed...

NEVER look where you DONT want to go, for that is where you will go :yes:

maggot

29th May 2011, 22:28

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"nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan"

Okey Dokey

30th May 2011, 08:30

What a laugh, Mom, Thanks for telling us :)

DEATH_INC.

30th May 2011, 17:58

:shutup:.......................

Oblivion

30th May 2011, 20:33

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I thought that it was meant to be covered in toaster waffles?