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Katman
31st May 2011, 19:10
....on anyone's sad-arsed, drooping bottom lip, I'd choose Sue Bradford's.

jaffaonajappa
31st May 2011, 19:12
....on anyone's sad-arsed, drooping bottom lip, I'd choose Sue Bradford.

Edit. would that be a deliberate action...or an accidental one? Oh wait!!


She does tend to have that effect on many of us.....

Madness
31st May 2011, 19:12
It's a sad thing but there's a chance that such an action could improve her appearance.

Gremlin
31st May 2011, 19:14
It's a sad thing but there's a chance that such an action could improve her appearance.
or stop her from talking... either way, an improvement. :yes:

Katman
31st May 2011, 19:28
The slapper just exudes a 'woe is me, give me money' persona.

Who the fuck ever voted for her?

jaffaonajappa
31st May 2011, 19:30
The slapper just exudes a 'woe is me, give me money' persona.

Who the fuck ever voted for her?

She was voted in by a bunch of disillusioned honda bikers - thought it was McGillicudy Srs.

oldrider
31st May 2011, 19:35
Even the Greens (the great pretenders) declared her compost! :sick:

Katman
31st May 2011, 19:43
Edit. would that be a deliberate action...or an accidental one? Oh wait!!


Most definately deliberate.

I don't do accidents.

Latte
31st May 2011, 19:46
Most definately deliberate.

I don't do accidents.

I'm trying to explain to my wife why that post is so funny.

Katman
31st May 2011, 19:53
I'm trying to explain to my wife why that post is so funny.

Has she seen Sue Bradford's bottom lip?

Latte
31st May 2011, 19:55
Has she seen Sue Bradford's bottom lip?

Now I'm trying to explain why THAT post is so funny.

Pussy
31st May 2011, 20:03
The slapper just exudes a 'woe is me, give me money' persona.

Who the fuck ever voted for her?

Whoever did, they got what they deserved.
She is a complete waste of space

Ronin
31st May 2011, 20:09
All she needs is a good fuck. I vote DB for the position.

Oakie
31st May 2011, 20:10
....on anyone's sad-arsed, drooping bottom lip, I'd choose Sue Bradford's.

You were watching Close Up weren't you? I was actually ridding myself of giant poo at the time and heard her voice on the TV. Is that close enough for you?

FWIW, I have to much respect for my poos than to let them touch her.

Pussy
31st May 2011, 20:11
All she needs is a good fuck. I vote DB for the position.

That would be a cruel and unusual punishment, even for him!

Latte
31st May 2011, 20:15
That would be a cruel and unusual punishment, even for him!

He's a sensitive sort of person - he sells icecreams.

Oakie
31st May 2011, 20:18
That would be a cruel and unusual punishment, even for him!

I would PRAY for erectile disfunction.

Pussy
31st May 2011, 20:21
I would PRAY for erectile disfunction.

I wouldn't be able to get pissed enough to do the job.
She fell out of an ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.

Mental Trousers
31st May 2011, 20:26
I would PRAY for erectile disfunction.


I wouldn't be able to get pissed enough to do the job.
She fell out of an ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.

Erectile Disfunction wouldn't be the problem. That walking pile of crap would make your dick shrink so much you'd end up a woman.

The only people that would vote for her must think Anderton doesn't have a clue (which he doesn't). They scare me. Alot.

SMOKEU
31st May 2011, 20:28
Speaking of taking a dump...http://2girls1cup.nl/ This video is NSFW!

GrayWolf
31st May 2011, 20:41
All she needs is a good fuck. I vote DB for the position.

Nah mate lets 'kill 2 turds' with one F**K.
I vote Hone Hawawira for the job,,,,,,,,

Swoop
31st May 2011, 21:00
Can anyone confirm the rumour that many years ago Sue Badford had an arsehole transplant, and the arsehole rejected her?:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:

MIXONE
31st May 2011, 21:04
Can anyone confirm the rumour that many years ago Sue Badford had an arsehole transplant, and the arsehole rejected her?:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:

Quite true.The arsehole lived on and is now a MP.Care to guess which one?

Laava
31st May 2011, 21:04
I would PRAY for erectile disfunction.

For you or Sue?

Swoop
31st May 2011, 21:12
Quite true.The arsehole lived on and is now a MP.Care to guess which one?
Sooooo many to choose from...:shutup:

Mully
31st May 2011, 21:21
Who the fuck ever voted for her?

Wasn't it a List MP??

So, umm, no-one did.

yachtie10
31st May 2011, 21:49
Nah mate lets 'kill 2 turds' with one F**K.
I vote Hone Hawawira for the job,,,,,,,,

made me laugh

Those 2 deserve each other

Met bradford a few times years ago when she was less ugly
got assaulted by her rent a mob in one occas

Crasherfromwayback
31st May 2011, 22:09
All she needs is a good fuck. I vote DB for the position.

She's not likely to get one from old soft serve.


I would PRAY for erectile disfunction.

It's what she'd get regardless of the amount of prayer.

Fatt Max
31st May 2011, 22:21
I'd tap it...

Geeen
31st May 2011, 22:23
She fell out of an ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.

And then got run over by the bad taste bus.

tigertim20
31st May 2011, 22:42
....on anyone's sad-arsed, drooping bottom lip, I'd choose Sue Bradford's.

I like how that is such a derogatory thing to say, and yet, it requires no justification whatsoever!

scissorhands
31st May 2011, 22:44
Who will the poor and the downtrodden have to look after them?

And keep them locked into a benefit sponsored, drug and alcohol addicted low rent melodrama?

No jobs in the near future AND now no benefits? I cant see that happening personally.

Unless they force unban unemployed into the countryside where there is no jobs (like in the cities) but you crop vegetables in government owned communes, catch fish, skin possums, light manufacturing whatever. Which is reasonably viable and how things used to be before benefit lifestyles:blink::blink: (and cheap overseas labour)

''The Sensible Sentencing Trust says the Government's proposed social welfare reforms will reduce crime and over time, inspire people to get back into work.

Trust spokesman Garth McVicar says the current welfare system allows would-be criminals to spend their days scoping out people's houses, instead of working.

“Many beneficiaries see their welfare payment as ‘pay-day’ and something they had earned and were fully entitled to as of right," says Mr McVicar.

“Allowing beneficiaries to stay home and simply wait for the next ‘pay-day’ is creating a cesspool environment that has caused most of the social failings facing New Zealand today.”

Mr McVicar told 3 News beneficiaries need to be made to work, otherwise they find other things to do with their time.''

jaffaonajappa
31st May 2011, 22:49
All she needs is a good fuck. I vote DB for the position.

It looks like she won, again.
http://www.specialfriedrice.net/

- NSFW -

Mental Trousers
31st May 2011, 22:55
... years ago when she was less ugly


Lies. Not possible.

sinfull
31st May 2011, 22:57
It looks like she won, again.
http://www.specialfriedrice.net/

- NSFW -

You and your speshal friend rice can go catch a virus somewhere else ! Please don't spam viruses on here again or i might have to report you to the cock police ! Sue would have you doing free range shit To keep the green vote from clamiding her arse !!!

avgas
1st June 2011, 00:10
Someone didn't beat her enough as a child unfortunately

nzmikey
1st June 2011, 07:49
She was voted in by a bunch of disillusioned honda bikers - thought it was McGillicudy Srs.

oh hey now , i never did that it must have been a Suzuki owner ( unless you are talking about a Honda car owner now thats a different story ) :yes:

Paul in NZ
1st June 2011, 08:20
I’m no fan of Ms Bradford…. I find her manner repellent and very disturbing which is a shame as I suspect that there is also a grain of truth in what she is saying. Ie Its all very well to encourage people off the benefit and into work but where are the jobs?

Both sides agree that the social welfare system needs an overhaul. Like a lot of things its now a mishmash of old laws patched and over patched by newer ones. There is also no doubt that for a lot of people welfare has become a way of life. If we leave it much longer it will become a traditional lifestyle in some quarters and enshrined in a treaty.

The question is – in a world that is increasingly mobile and where all light manufacturing is done in places where governments keep labour costs very low, what the heck do we do about it.

The system would normally try to encourage people to aspire to be ‘upwardly mobile’ yet our middle classes are often filled with well qualified immigrants who tend to be highly motivated. Often this leaves people with very limited options in a crowded market.

Previously the state had the option of using larger state owned organisations such as the Ministry of Works or Railways to soak up some of the less skilled in ‘Public Works’ schemes but these are largely all done by contractors now. These contractors often import specialists or at least employ a highly mechanised labour force as it’s the cheapest way to do the job.

Sue Bradford has a point – the people who get hurt by these reforms tend to be the wrong ones. Yes, there are a lot of people who shamelessly exploit the welfare system and there are people who are just so plain dumb (usually there are low spectrum disorders at play as well) and idle that its all they know. Its often these folks who are the heaviest users of welfare and the hardest to remove so they get left. The people who get attacked are the ones that don’t want to be on welfare but have hit some kind of speed bump on life’s highway. Often there are some resources they can turn to (family etc) so they get turfed off to fend for themselves despite them being highly deserving and often significant contributors in the past.

If you are a single parent or have a child or relative with a disability you should be very worried.

Laava
1st June 2011, 08:30
The title of this thread looks like the name of an old song..............say, by Roger Whittaker! Now, all together.................

willytheekid
1st June 2011, 08:41
I'd tap it...

:blink:......damn your a hard man Max...or blind!:sick:
But if anyone could drink enough to get the job done & make HER feel used and dirty....its you mate :yes:

scissorhands
1st June 2011, 08:57
Parliament is full of beauties:facepalm: its the nature of politics in NZ

Not like Italy, they have polies who used to be porn stars

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqCd9Uw0qNnOg-c4Y_cht-HyPAIIPLAYcbqV7C-iA_URaG4Gza

Fatt Max
1st June 2011, 12:41
And keep them locked into a benefit sponsored, drug and alcohol addicted low rent melodrama?

Fuck me, I'll sign up for some of that if it's going......

ducatilover
1st June 2011, 14:50
I'll give 'er a knobbing. Done uglier for less. :yes:

saxet
1st June 2011, 15:22
I’m no fan of Ms Bradford…. I find her manner ...........
If you are a single parent or have a child or relative with a disability you should be very worried.

Sorry you're making way too much sense. I think this post needs reporting as it's not up to the usual KB standards.

nudemetalz
1st June 2011, 16:10
Sorry you're making way too much sense. I think this post needs reporting as it's not up to the usual KB standards.

I think you find her hot, Tex !!

Actually after Max & Dukelover has finished with her, I might have a go.... :buggerd:

Oakie
1st June 2011, 21:54
:blink:......damn your a hard man Max...or blind!:sick:

Well you know the old saying, "You don't look at the mantlepiece while you're stoking the fire".