Do they really...

[Camshaft]

think they have a chance?
does it happen to you?
boy racers in there cars tryn to race ya?
maybe uve had westies in v8s tryn race ya?
40yr old mid lifers in exotics?

[MrKiwi]

quite often! If I'm beside one at the lights I rev up the engine to make them think I'm going to race them and then when the light changes to green I wait a few seconds and quietly cruise away:woohoo:. By then they've raced off with me having the last laugh:yes:. I rarely try to out race them, which I can easily do, but once I get to the speed limit I slow down they then catch up to me and it gets, invariably, a little ugly:facepalm: Mostly boys with a tiny p***s in japas.

[jaffaonajappa]

whats the question?

edit. Ignore my dumbass pls....I got it. It let me select all three options :)

[baptist]

quite often! If I'm beside one at the lights I rev up the engine to make them think I'm going to race them and then when the light changes to green I wait a few seconds and quietly cruise away:woohoo:. By then they've raced off with me having the last laugh:yes:. I rarely try to out race them, which I can easily do, but once I get to the speed limit I slow down they then catch up to me and it gets, invariably, a little ugly:facepalm: Mostly boys with a tiny p***s in japas.

You mean they have one? .... thought they were dickless wonders myself:innocent:

[Usarka]

Who is it?

Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin?

[Latte]

Who is it?

Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin?

They'd be the ones rockin the block with their beats

[MrKiwi]

You mean they have one? .... thought they were dickless wonders myself:innocent:

you're probably right... wait on, yes you are right.

[Maha]

Let them win, when they wake up in the morning they'll still be losers.

[Sable]

I had faggotface Terry Serepisos try to race me on my old Gb400. He cut me off in traffic and wouldn't let me back into my lane. He was speeding up and slowing down. Boy racers try it on all the time, it's pretty funny

[avgas]

Usually wannabe bikers on their new 600/thou. Always has been.

[Fatt Max]

It's pedestrians trying to race me that really gives me the arsehole....and I cant have the arsehole now can I...?

[Camshaft]

Usually wannabe bikers on their new 600/thou. Always has been.

i forgot to mention bikers actualy, that is a gud point, although i have found its 250 riders tryn to race me, like it has been said above, i just let thm race of, i dont know whether they know that it takes them 3 gears and 5 times as long to get to the same speed as a little twist in first on my modest best.

[MSTRS]

It's pedestrians trying to race me that really gives me the arsehole....and I cant have the arsehole now can I...?

But...but...but...without one, all those pies going in would have nowhere to go and you'd just keep getting bigger...oh, wait... :innocent:

[ducatilover]

The Jappas and V8s are common to race you, the problem is whether I notice or not, getting off the lights in town and every now and then you hear the irritating VTEC Civics' bouncing off the limiter....I've ridden away from the lights many a time only to notice as I get to 50 that there's an SS or XR8 trying to get beside me :facepalm: I even got lucky and had an Aston Marton V8 Vantage try get me off the lights, I let him at the second set because, fuuuuck they sound glorious :love:

[Grasshopperus]

I had a similar experience the other day.

7pm, Takanini, the road was wet from a recent shower.

Filtered to the front of the queue waiting at the lights. Rode off normally albeit with a bit less emotion as the road was wet and I didn't want to spin my wheels. As I got up to about 55km/h in first (and was changing up to fourth) I heard someone losing a bit of traction fading into the distance behind me. Then I heard the distinctive sound of a Jappa IL4 redlining and shifting up gears. After what seemed like 5 seconds a boy racer in a late 90's integra, with big exhaust, mags, gauges etc, flew past me at probably 80+km/h. I met him at the next set of lights and he seemed pretty impressed. Then, just for fun, I casually destroyed him again (only up to the speed limit and then levelled off)

I guess you just so used to the acceleration of a bike that you forget to pity these boy racers who insist on spending all their money on polishing turds.

[nzmikey]

i forgot to mention bikers actualy, that is a gud point, although i have found its 250 riders tryn to race me, like it has been said above, i just let thm race of, i dont know whether they know that it takes them 3 gears and 5 times as long to get to the same speed as a little twist in first on my modest best.

lol yeah i learnt this on wed night after NASS & before the Pub , Me & my lil Hornet vs a Big 900 Hornet , I managed to just get my front wheel across the intersection just before he blew past me. :chase:
& yeah i knew that it was never going to happen it was more of a piss take :rofl:

[Gremlin]

You obviously haven't tried something more like the 6 figure AMG cars... they are a decent challenge...

[Camshaft]

You obviously haven't tried something more like the 6 figure AMG cars... they are a decent challenge...

not many ppl in nz that buy 6 figure cars drive them in the boy racer fasion, so what are the chances of coming across 1 of the few ppl that own such car AND dive it in such fasion?
one can only dream of the opportunity

[Gremlin]

not many ppl in nz that buy 6 figure cars drive them in the boy racer fasion, so what are the chances of coming across 1 of the few ppl that own such car AND dive it in such fasion?
one can only dream of the opportunity
I've come across one... I was actually rolling nicely off the lights until a black AMG CL63/5 I think came roaring past.

Held level around a curve struggling like hell for traction, I backed off onto the straight as he came slightly into my lane, then I managed to pull level again, and slightly ahead. That was on a 04 ZX10R.

The combination of a lot of money, a light car, big engine, traction control and someone that actually knows how to drive it... it is indeed a challenge.

Back to normality, a mate and I used to go boy racer hunting on Fri/Sat nights. We used to sit behind (they never did stationary drags, as they couldn't launch) waiting for them to get up some speed, then pass both nice and easy :lol:

[Blackshear]

It's honestly a tie between some guys having fun in their expensive European cars, alongside a dicktonne of Subies thinking they have AWD launch immunity.

[Old Steve]

I have trouble with cyclists. Trouble is they usually leave me well behind.

[The Singing Chef]

I have trouble with cyclists. Trouble is they usually leave me well behind.

You'll get that on a Hyosung, something to do with the build quality?

[scumdog]

Nup, never.

But I ride a HARLEY.

And even in my hot-rod they all just want to look.

Except the odd idiot in a Commodore SS ute that has to prove himself...

(Prove himself?, - what as, a wanker??):blink:

[jazfender]

boy racers would just be boys if they didn't race.

just like search noobs would just be noobs if they didn't search.

[Toaster]

It's pedestrians trying to race me that really gives me the arsehole....and I cant have the arsehole now can I...?

Had a race with a mobility scooter once and a tractor recently. Bloodly beligerent elderly roadhogs and farmers!!!

[crystalball]

Nup, never.

But I ride a HARLEY.

And even in my hot-rod they all just want to look.

Except the odd idiot in a Commodore SS ute that has to prove himself...

(Prove himself?, - what as, a wanker??):blink:

fuck yes every ss ute I see is hard on the gas, nice cages tho :yes:

[Toaster]

Nup, never.

But I ride a HARLEY.

And even in my hot-rod they all just want to look.

Except the odd idiot in a Commodore SS ute that has to prove himself...

(Prove himself?, - what as, a wanker??):blink:

Had a chap do that to me in Wellington... he has an SS ute. I was in an Aston Martin DB9. I didn't need to prove a thing :yes:

[crystalball]

wounder how many seconds a ss ute takes to do 0-100km :gob:

[Gremlin]

Bloodly beligerent elderly roadhogs
Stay off the footpath... they'll run you over otherwise...

[Toaster]

Stay off the footpath... they'll run you over otherwise...

I wondered why the panniers where hitting so many letterboxes.

[ducatilover]

You obviously haven't tried something more like the 6 figure AMG cars... they are a decent challenge...
I was doing 180 odd down a hill on my 650 years ago when an SL65 cruised by and beeped at me, then proceeded to pull away silently at a ridiculous rate :shit:
Never had a problem with any cages up to legal speeds on that 650.
Had a joust at the lights in Wellington with 73 is 911RS, it was surprisingly fast (This was on the CBeige400) but it all comes down to reaction time, I got off the line a shed load faster, ergo I creamed him. His gorgeous sounding six drowned the sewing machine 4 cyl out though

[BuzzardNZ]

I've found that its mainly g00ks with turbo jappa's ( read evo's ) that wanna drag me off at the lights. Blow those fuckers away, both with speed and noise. :yes:

[redhat]

Was coming home from work a few weeks ago through town, stopped at the front at a set of lights - some old Skyline pulls up next to me and starts revving the engine. I didn't realise it at first so they're still revving it - I look over and rev my little 250 back and in the corner of my eye I spot an undercover cruiser one car back behind them.

Needless to say lights turn green, I beat them to 50km and I see them roll by speeding with some young guy giving me a wanker signal in the passenger seat.

The undercover behind them flicks on his lights and speeds up to catch them, then proceeds to pull them over - I'm passing them about now and give them a wave :scooter:

[Camshaft]

Was coming home from work a few weeks ago through town, stopped at the front at a set of lights - some old Skyline pulls up next to me and starts revving the engine. I didn't realise it at first so they're still revving it - I look over and rev my little 250 back and in the corner of my eye I spot an undercover cruiser one car back behind them.

Needless to say lights turn green, I beat them to 50km and I see them roll by speeding with some young guy giving me a wanker signal in the passenger seat.

The undercover behind them flicks on his lights and speeds up to catch them, then proceeds to pull them over - I'm passing them about now and give them a wave :scooter:

nothing more satisfying, i was headin down country and just sitting on 110 on the cage and an mr2 get up my arse and fukin tailgates for a km or 3 untill next passing lane and flys past, bowt 10km later he's pulled over gettin a tiket from the five-0. soooo satisfying

[Blackshear]

nothing more satisfying, i was headin down country and just sitting on 110 on the cage and an mr2 get up my arse and fukin tailgates for a km or 3 untill next passing lane and flys past, bowt 10km later he's pulled over gettin a tiket from the five-0. soooo satisfying

Legend tells of an AE86 tailgating me while i'm at around 140, suddenly decides to slingshot past on a narrow bridge moving 150+.
No shit, around the corner was DiscoMan-Stu and his customer, both with mouths mouths agape.
Needless to say, not wanting to be labeled a country street racer by the radio, I took an alternate route from the main road.

Can someone add up the voting percentages for me? I think I'm drunk or something.

[redhat]

Can someone add up the voting percentages for me? I think I'm drunk or something.

Hahah, I got 130.22% :blink:

[GrayWolf]

think they have a chance?
does it happen to you?
boy racers in there cars tryn to race ya?
maybe uve had westies in v8s tryn race ya?
40yr old mid lifers in exotics?

For some reason it seems to be the big V8 ford/holden Utes that have to have a go.... it's even funnier when you are 2 up and just roll on the power for a few seconds.... the wife/girlfriend/shag in the passenger seat looks soooooooo impressed with the guys 'penis extension' being out dragged by a 2 up bike, then just let them go, often with a little wave.

[DrunkenMistake]

For those of the KB'er who know me personally and well enough to know im a few sockets short of a tool set,
I have a big thing about boy racers and muppets in general who try to over take me or rev their pieces of ass to their piss ant 7k red line, Im pretty competitive and enjoy giving them a good thrashing, I like sitting in first/second gear and looking at them giving them a thumbs up for effort before I change up and carry on my merry way.
There have been a few times where I have raced for cash though.. haha :facepalm::facepalm:

[cheshirecat]

Nup, never.

But I ride a HARLEY.

And even in my hot-rod they all just want to look.

Except the odd idiot in a Commodore SS ute that has to prove himself...

(Prove himself?, - what as, a wanker??):blink:
For some reason I can't get my head around the concept of Scumdog and boy racer in the context of this thread

[matdaymon]

It's honestly a tie between some guys having fun in their expensive European cars, alongside a dicktonne of Subies thinking they have AWD launch immunity.

I normally get honda's thinking I'm on something special or the above. I'm really REALLY wanting to see some boyracer idiot in his thrashed to hell GC8(1993-2001) WRX leave his gearbox all over the road or snap an axel. Them 5speeds don't like being launched.

I think Id have a chance with a dad in a people mover trying to impress his kids :innocent:

[Blackshear]

I normally get honda's thinking I'm on something special or the above. I'm really REALLY wanting to see some boyracer idiot in his thrashed to hell GC8(1993-2001) WRX leave his gearbox all over the road or snap an axel. Them 5speeds don't like being launched.

I think Id have a chance with a dad in a people mover trying to impress his kids :innocent:

Three subies at my work. One bugeye stock, one V5 type R I think running 18 and the young fullers turbo 92 wagon. No sweat. :violin:
R&D guys GT-R with 20k spent on full exhaust, turbo and intake goodies is yet to be determined... Damn that thing sounds orgasmic. :love:

I'd lose to a Dad and his van-full of sprogs. Not to promote racing is cool, however.

[Sable]

Nup, never.

But I ride a HARLEY.

No point racing a bilge pump is there?

[DMNTD]

Usually wannabe bikers on their new 600/thou. Always has been.

Yep pretty much covers it...apart from the n00b on their 250/400 :facepalm:

[DEATH_INC.]

I still giggle when I see these threads. If you can beat all the boi racers on your 250/400/650 vee twin etc, then you need to take on some real cars.
I've raced a couple of cars that have been able to hold me off on a 750/older thou to over 250kph.
I've raced an older blade back in the day in my v8 that couldn't shake me down the southern.
I've chased a guy on a tl thou through the old north road in a skyline that couldn't lose me too.
And I've driven an Audi that did 250kph in 4th out of 6 gears.
Go to the drags and try ya luck, there's plenty of cages that'll run in the 10's, try that on a 400. :crybaby:

[scumdog]

No point racing a bilge pump is there?

They know better than to try it on a cool bike with an unflappable rider.

Now one that snaps/snarls/fizzes? - too much temptation for them.

They know they'll get a reaction too.

[unstuck]

Got my ass whooped by a guy in a ss commodore ute one morning on the way to work on my 750, took him again on the gravel but it fucken scared me shitless. :yes:

[Mad-V2]

I'd say the jappa boys are the most common for me but my most successful victory was beating my old man in his NZV8 Ute on Taupo track. He wasn't happy so he jumped in his supercharged Maloo and I cleaned him up again :lol: would be a different story in a straight line though.

[Owl]

Never had one, though I don't hang out where dickheads lurk.:no:

[unstuck]

Never had one, though I don't hang out where dickheads lurk.:no:

Then what are you doing on this site?:innocent:

[schrodingers cat]

Does an HSV Commodore count as an 'exotic?'

Sigh.


Middle aged fuckwits trying to prove their potency are as big a menace as 'boy racers'

[Owl]

Then what are you doing on this site?:innocent:

Oh fuck, you got me!:doh:

[avgas]

I still giggle when I see these threads. If you can beat all the boi racers on your 250/400/650 vee twin etc, then you need to take on some real cars.....
Wot he said.
I had my arse handed to me (while riding a rgv250) way back in the day by a very skilled driver in what I now know to be worked Detomaso Pantera.
Likewise when I had the FZ1 I "gave up" leading a group of cars on the western motorway when my speedo hit 220kph. Group was RX7 and GTS-T (with a scary size turbo - could hear it over the motorbike).
To be honest I don't mind losing.
But if you don't move you fucking slow arse, and your heap of shit (bikes included) off the road when I hit "MY" sub-90k corners - you better hope I never see you again. I will shove your brake pedal up your arse so hard you will never slow me down in the corner again.
I am talking to you mister POS poser bullshit Ducati owner. You know who you are asshole.

[GrayWolf]

I still giggle when I see these threads. If you can beat all the boi racers on your 250/400/650 vee twin etc, then you need to take on some real cars.
I've raced a couple of cars that have been able to hold me off on a 750/older thou to over 250kph.
I've raced an older blade back in the day in my v8 that couldn't shake me down the southern.
I've chased a guy on a tl thou through the old north road in a skyline that couldn't lose me too.
And I've driven an Audi that did 250kph in 4th out of 6 gears.
Go to the drags and try ya luck, there's plenty of cages that'll run in the 10's, try that on a 400. :crybaby:

Have to agree with that statement, there are a lot of mostly badly maintined, thrashed and 'half baked tuning' noisy shitboxes out there. However there are some seriously worked and tuned cars out there too. As much as some here would not like to accept, a fully tuned WRX will give 90% of bikes a serious run for acceleration, and often better the top end. Remember Skylines can and do produce in excess of 800bhp quite easily. (Top Gear tested one in the UK that produced 1000bhp and was road legal).

[Camshaft]

Have to agree with that statement, there are a lot of mostly badly maintined, thrashed and 'half baked tuning' noisy shitboxes out there. However there are some seriously worked and tuned cars out there too. As much as some here would not like to accept, a fully tuned WRX will give 90% of bikes a serious run for acceleration, and often better the top end. Remember Skylines can and do produce in excess of 800bhp quite easily. (Top Gear tested one in the UK that produced 1000bhp and was road legal).

yes this is all true, but these are the once in a way, needle in the hay stack occurances. and yes, fully tuned, ud have to spend a fuckload of time and money to get a car goin as fast as my (7 grand) bike. I love cars dnt gt me wrong, but the simple fact is, in my case anyway, 99.9% of vehicles i come across at the lights or on the motorway just dont make the cut.

[Hans]

Had a lot of trouble keeping up with a 328 coupe coming back over the Takas not so long ago. Having said that, it was damp and he was an awesome driver. Best lines you'll ever see. Kept losing him in the twisty bits, then reeled him in on the straights, as you'd expect. Mucho respect for his driving skill.

[Blackshear]

Was in the waitakeres a few months ago when a van came hauling ass past me - not wanting to be outdone, I put on the pace.
Finally caught up to him then he pulled away again.
Saw him parked up at the petrol station when what did my eyes see... FUCKING SEMI SLICKS ON A VAN. Can't beat that corner grip.

[avgas]

Had a lot of trouble keeping up with a 328 coupe coming back over the Takas not so long ago.
Drove the new 335 a few years ago. Made me seriously wonder the whole bike vs car thing. For a "standard" car - certainly would make a modern thou run for its money. And would eat a modern 6 hundy until things get scary.

[Ender EnZed]

Drove the new 335 a few years ago. Made me seriously wonder the whole bike vs car thing. For a "standard" car - certainly would make a modern thou run for its money. And would eat a modern 6 hundy until things get scary.

What do you mean by "scary"?

[jazfender]

But if you don't move you fucking slow arse, and your heap of shit (bikes included) off the road when I hit "MY" sub-90k corners - you better hope I never see you again. I will shove your brake pedal up your arse so hard you will never slow me down in the corner again.

ahahaha. you the man, bro... :tugger:

[Genie]

think they have a chance?
does it happen to you?
boy racers in there cars tryn to race ya?
maybe uve had westies in v8s tryn race ya?
40yr old mid lifers in exotics?

three times now....silly little boys in their silly lowered cars coming up beside me on the bypass and sitting there waiting for me to race...I'm like WTF, piss off, I don't need to race you to know my penis is bigger. :killingme (I don't even have one and still mine's bigger)

[MrKiwi]

three times now....silly little boys in their silly lowered cars coming up beside me on the bypass and sitting there waiting for me to race...I'm like WTF, piss off, I don't need to race you to know my penis is bigger. :killingme (I don't even have one and still mine's bigger)

ha ha ha - gotta agree with you. :woohoo:

[Banditbandit]

think they have a chance?
does it happen to you?
boy racers in there cars tryn to race ya?
maybe uve had westies in v8s tryn race ya?
40yr old mid lifers in exotics?

Yeah. I've had a few boy racers in Jappas who think they are fast try to race ... I like to go passed their drivers window and something past 160 klicks and change up a gear ... Unfortunately I can't see their faces ...

One tried it on last week ... left him in my dust in fourth gear (six-gear bike) ...


Got my ass whooped by a guy in a ss commodore ute one morning on the way to work on my 750, took him again on the gravel but it fucken scared me shitless. :yes:

Yup. Had one of those too .. I sat behind him to 200 klicks .. then went round him and changed up a gear alongside his open driver's window .. would have loved to have seen his face ..

[Flip]

I run into a few boi racers when I am out in my sports car from time to time I just let them go, not worth the bother and loss to me if I loose my license. On the track however it's another thing.

I do enjoy a wee squirt over the Akaroa hill road at 0800 before the rozza are up, chasing or being chased by sports bikes but that road is a lot easier in a performance car than a bike and frankly I don't have the trouser room to ride a sports bike any more.

[FJRider]

I don't have the trouser room to ride a sports bike any more.

So ...you're selling the Road King ...????

[Flip]

No, wash your mouth out.

It's the only scoot I have going at the moment.