confession time

[MSTRS]

To All my Friends & Family:

I am letting you know before you hear it from anyone in the family or on the news (or through the rumour mill) that I have been contacted by a woman who alleges that I am the father of her child.
I do not know whether she wishes to substantiate this by means of a DNA test, however she has sent a photograph of the child, which bears a very strong & undeniable resemblance to me. On the basis of this photographic evidence I have decided to begin paying child support.


Immediately

[Hitcher]

The kid's a tripod...

[John]

jesus hes not even a bleck :lol: .. bad taste humor.

[placidfemme]

lol most full grown men are crying right now...

*what about me it isn't fair*

[tl_tub]

lol most full grown men are crying right now...


Oi, ive got no problems in that area thankyou! *cries in the corner* :whistle:

[Coyote]

What's the joke?

[placidfemme]

What's the joke?

lol really?

[Coyote]

lol really?
It's the kids nose right?

[John]

It's the kids nose right?
I bet that baby has more pubic hair than you :lol:

[SPORK]

It's the kids nose right?
That made me fall off my chair it was so beautiful!

*First post in a week from me (have to read through 5,000 new posts. I'm 100% serious)*

[bugjuice]

damn baby photos.. I told my mum not to send them around.. I'm *so* embarrased.. sorry people

[Coyote]

damn baby photos.. I told my mum not to send them around.. I'm *so* embarrased.. sorry people
Yeah, it's definately the nose isn't it?

[bugjuice]

Yeah, it's definately the nose isn't it?
what can I say....???

[Coyote]

what can I say....???
I'll be able to think of a million witty retorts for that the next day when it's too late :oi-grr:

[Sparky Bills]

Good boy Bubba..
GGGOOOOODDDDD BBBOOOYYY!


:rofl: :rofl:

[2_SL0]

Im with Alarumba, its the nose. :yes:

[ManDownUnder]

what can I say....???

OH NO - WE'RE TWINS!!!!!!

I mean the sense of humour is the same, sense of civic responsibility is that same, and now, undeniable proof.... sorry to see you got shortchanged though...

The worst part is the fainting (oh, and the dizzy spells ...)

You can call me Jake:rofl:

MDU

[Coyote]

OH NO - WE'RE TWINS!!!!!!

I mean the sense of humour is the same, sense of civic responsibility is that same, and now, undeniable proof.... sorry to see you got shortchanged though...

The worst part is the fainting (oh, and the dizzy spells ...)

You can call me Jake:rofl:

MDU
You're nuts :no:

[Wolf]

Your nuts :no:
What about his nuts? I thought it was the - ah - nose we were discussing.

[ManDownUnder]

Your nuts :no:

Yeah - what about 'em?? :rofl:

Tell you what - let's not even GO there!

[enigma51]

To All my Friends & Family:

I am letting you know before you hear it from anyone in the family or on the news (or through the rumour mill) that I have been contacted by a woman who alleges that I am the father of her child.
I do not know whether she wishes to substantiate this by means of a DNA test, however she has sent a photograph of the child, which bears a very strong & undeniable resemblance to me. On the basis of this photographic evidence I have decided to begin paying child support.


Immediately

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Thanks mate I needed a bit of a laugh

[SPORK]

You're nuts :no:
For shame! And your Dad's an english teacher as well...

How easily apostraphes can save the world. Here's a hint, what you meant to type is "You're nuts!"

I won't charge this time.

[Coyote]

For shame! And your Dad's an english teacher as well...

How easily apostraphes can save the world. Here's a hint, what you meant to type is "You're nuts!"

I won't charge this time.
What a slow arse. Look in the quote box of yours, I had already delt to it.

Stop trying to patronise me and bugger off.

[Torque]

It must be mistake i am already paying for that child!!!

[SPORK]

What a slow arse. Look in the quote box of yours, I had already delt to it.

Stop trying to patronise me and bugger off.
Fucker. I hate you.

For the record, the original post by Ala was talking about soemone's nuts.

But, he's 100% cool in my books because of the FriendBear signature! :yes:

[mini_hooks_]

It's the kids nose right?

im with him on this one
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[speights_bud]

lucky little bugger....:weep:

[Coyote]

Why are they called 'nuts' when they aren't that small?

[bugjuice]

Why are they called 'nuts' when they aren't that small?
mine are coco - as in coconuts.. :Punk:
and not cocopops.
And it's only cos the seat design on the 636 means it can hit you in the crown jewls if you're not paying attention..

[Coyote]

mine are coco - as in coconuts.. :Punk:
Feel your pain mate, your legs get pretty bruised as you walk

[ManDownUnder]

and not cocopops....

ooo yeah - imagine if they were pops.. and ... well... POPPED.
:no:

[MSTRS]

The other day I met this gorgeous blond pole dancer. She was so heart-wrenchingly beautiful I just had to share her with you all....

[MSTRS]

Just quietly - the above IS worksafe (for all you paranoid bunnies)

[placidfemme]

Just quietly - the above IS worksafe (for all you paranoid bunnies)

It told me the .zip file was invalid :(

[MSTRS]

It told me the .zip file was invalid :(
Oh bugger.....didn't want to spoil the suspense. Here you go....