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ManDownUnder
1st July 2005, 12:02
ok...

I want suggestion on what I should do... my requirements are:
1) pay of 100k plus - no need to starve y'know
2) fun - must be LOTS of fun
3) allow lots of time for non work stuff too (i.e. keep minimal hours)
4) keep sociable hours...
5) chatting would be nice - maybe include that in the job spec. \
6) coffee too... i like coffe... so coffe AND chatting
7) internet cruising... coffee, chatting and cruising the net

yeah that's about it.

Can I have THAT job please - now... what's it going to be?
MDU

vifferman
1st July 2005, 12:05
ok...

I want suggestion on what I should do... my requirements are:
1) pay of 100k plus - no need to starve y'know
2) fun - must be LOTS of fun
3) allow lots of time for non work stuff too (i.e. keep minimal hours)
4) keep sociable hours...
5) chatting would be nice - maybe include that in the job spec. \
6) coffee too... i like coffe... so coffe AND chatting
7) internet cruising... coffee, chatting and cruising the net

yeah that's about it.

Can I have THAT job please - now... what's it going to be?
MDU
Sounds exactly like my job, except that it's all the dweeboids around me incessantly chattering like monkeys.
And I don't get 100k.
And it's almost no fun at all.
And the hours are strictly 8:30 to 5 (or later).

So... it's actually nothing like my job, except for the coffee bit (there's LOTS of cafes near work), and the internetting bit (which is getting a bit old....)

ManDownUnder
1st July 2005, 12:13
Sounds exactly like my job, except that it's all the dweeboids around me incessantly chattering like monkeys.
And I don't get 100k.
And it's almost no fun at all.
And the hours are strictly 8:30 to 5 (or later).

So... it's actually nothing like my job, except for the coffee bit (there's LOTS of cafes near work), and the internetting bit (which is getting a bit old....)

cool - that's one career path ruled out...
*DING* "NEXT!

chickenfunkstar
1st July 2005, 12:22
politician perhaps????

ManDownUnder
1st July 2005, 12:26
politician perhaps????

HEY COOL!!!!!

Then I could get the little people to pay for my coffee while I go on the telly and shout crap at other people.


hmmm... would be good for the ego too...

DingDong
1st July 2005, 13:37
ok...

I want suggestion on what I should do... my requirements are:
1) pay of 100k plus - no need to starve y'know
2) fun - must be LOTS of fun
3) allow lots of time for non work stuff too (i.e. keep minimal hours)
4) keep sociable hours...
5) chatting would be nice - maybe include that in the job spec. \
6) coffee too... i like coffe... so coffe AND chatting
7) internet cruising... coffee, chatting and cruising the net

yeah that's about it.

Can I have THAT job please - now... what's it going to be?
MDU
100k - easy :yes:
lots a fun 90% of the time (depends on what your into... :whistle: )
non-work stuff - sure no problem :yes:
Sociable hours - always :yes:
Chatting - part of the job to talk crap :yes:
Coffee - when eva u like :yes:
The internet could be involved for sure :yes:

you can be a man whore :rofl: :puke:

MSTRS
1st July 2005, 15:05
ok...

I want suggestion on what I should do... my requirements are:
1) pay of 100k plus - no need to starve y'know
2) fun - must be LOTS of fun
3) allow lots of time for non work stuff too (i.e. keep minimal hours)
4) keep sociable hours...
5) chatting would be nice - maybe include that in the job spec. \
6) coffee too... i like coffe... so coffe AND chatting
7) internet cruising... coffee, chatting and cruising the net

yeah that's about it.

Can I have THAT job please - now... what's it going to be?
MDU
Running dope in & out of Bali. ??

SuperDave
1st July 2005, 15:09
Running dope in & out of Bali. ??

All good until you get caught, then ya fucked :yes:

MSTRS
1st July 2005, 15:11
All good until you get caught, then ya fucked :yes:
Of course - no such thing as ThePerfectJob you know.

chris
1st July 2005, 15:23
no such thing as ThePerfectJob you know.
Bugger, I've been duped.

ManDownUnder
1st July 2005, 15:30
Running dope in & out of Bali. ??

Dope running in Bali is the exception to to rule risk and return
normally high risk high return
low risk low return...

EXCEPT IN BALI
High risk NO return(ing)...

yeah but *DING* "NEXT!"

is it :drinkup: o'clock yet?
MDU

Wolf
1st July 2005, 15:41
HEY COOL!!!!!

Then I could get the little people to pay for my coffee while I go on the telly and shout crap at other people.


hmmm... would be good for the ego too...
Politician Suitability Test:

Do you know who your father is?










If you answered "yes" to the above, you are not suitable to become a politician.

Wolf
1st July 2005, 15:48
Running dope in & out of Bali. ??
Crap - drug running jobs do not have sociable hours - long voyages, all the time required to hide the stuff, enduring cavity searches, meeting up with suppliers and buyers...


Oops, I've revealed too much...

speights_bud
7th July 2005, 21:06
Well when you find the perfect job mail me an application form coz i want it!

ManDownUnder
8th July 2005, 11:56
Well when you find the perfect job mail me an application form coz i want it!

Sure... you'll be 2nd in line for it though...

Big Dave
8th July 2005, 12:26
I'd offer you mine - but i'm still using it.
Doesn't meet the 100k criteria either, but it is mainly playing with motocycles and computers.

Ghost Lemur
8th July 2005, 12:27
politician perhaps????

You've obviously never been up in Balamy's at 11pm. Those guys are freakin workaholics. Yeah they may be having a free feed and a glass of wine etc, but their still doing the business instead of being home with their family's.

My dad was undersecretary for Margret Shields when she was Minister for Customs. Seeing the different gigs his done in his Burracratic career (he a pro, first job out of high school was with Customs, worked his way to be undersecretary then moved onto IRD where he still is), and got to say that's a much better gig. Damn good money, travel, when you get made "redundant" from one position another with a payrise and new job title seems to fall your way. Perks etc aren't as good as they were in my Da's day but still a pretty sweet gig.

Drunken Monkey
8th July 2005, 12:36
Sounds like you want to be a Q.C., MDU.
Or possibly a cosmetic surgeon...

Drew
9th July 2005, 19:10
I gotta agree with the manwhore thing. But the 100k thing could be a prob if you're a crap shag, and don't look as good as I do, come to think of it, I might just start manwhoring myself.
The other option, is to marry an asian, they pay 60k just for a marriage, if you get em up the duff, they pay more!
Anyhoo, I'm off to buy some gold chains, and cheap aftershave for my new career.