Liz Shaw for Auckland!

[jetboy]

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Liz-Shaw-Candidate-for-Auckland-Central-2011/151939684879425

Not sure if the link works, but check it out if you can.

[Indiana_Jones]

So who's gonna post up 'those' pictures.......:lol:

-Indy

[jetboy]

um.............................

[kiwifruit]

You fancy her aye Tim!

<img src="http://bluntdelivery.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/boy-pulling-girls-hair.jpg">

[jaffaonajappa]

so....she was in NZX - the kiwi porn rag.
She was a laughing stock on NZ Idol -'talentless'.
Shes black listed from being an extra on NZ TV Shows....cos she cannot control her mouth - leaks info.
Shes censoring what is visible on her facebook page (}probably fair enough actually....)

She sounds like one of the more respectable MP's overall.

Nice tits too :facepalm:

[jetboy]

You fancy her aye Tim!


shudder :puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::t hud:

[Gremlin]

oh you fucken bastard.

I had just finished an acid treatment to scrub her from my mind... now you bring her up again...

A thousand beatings upon you sir, from a Honda rider (he'd like that)

[Str8 Jacket]

so....she was in NZX - the kiwi porn rag.
She was a laughing stock on NZ Idol -'talentless'.
Shes black listed from being an extra on NZ TV Shows....cos she cannot control her mouth - leaks info.
Shes censoring what is visible on her facebook page (}probably fair enough actually....)

She sounds like one of the more respectable MP's overall.

Nice tits too :facepalm:

So she has way more going for her than most politicians/councillors then!

Liz Shaw = Awesome! ;)

[Fatt Max]

Is she fat..?

[nadroj]

Looks a little like liquifaction - someone put some road cones around it!

[HenryDorsetCase]

Looks a little like liquifaction - someone put some road cones around it!

looks like you could get at least one road cone IN it, if you follow me....

eccccccccccchhhhhhh

[jaffaonajappa]

Damn.....her facebook page is getting Swamped. Kinda funny, but she not taking hints too well.

[Maha]

Never heard of him....:corn:

[jaffaonajappa]

Never heard of him....:corn:

GP Forums has this 160 PAGE hate-thread against her.....looks like the only hate thread allowed on their boards. But lol, the earlier threads got deleted. All 50 odd of them.

Seems like she a wanna be Paris Hilton - being the centre of attention with no real tallent or benefit to anyone, anywhere. Poor gal. Almost feel sorry for her - having no idea what shes continuing to do to herself longer term.

Heres how her rep was back in 2006.
http://www.blakjak.net/node/509
Then it deteriorated
:Playnice:

[ac3_snow]

shit tits.

[Banditbandit]

looks like you could get at least one road cone IN it, if you follow me....

eccccccccccchhhhhhh

Maybe it needs one .. Dangerous Area ...

[Indiana_Jones]

shit tits.

I love shittin' on girls tits....

-Indy

[HenryDorsetCase]

I love shittin' on girls tits....

-Indy

Ah, the Cleveland Steamer.

usually followed with a Dirty Sanchez. I predict she'd be dirtier than most.

[nadroj]

I love shittin' on girls tits....

-Indy

Chocolate slide?

[Laava]

Ah, the Cleveland Steamer.

usually followed with a Dirty Sanchez. I predict she'd be dirtier than most.

Oh the Cleveland steamer and the Dirty Sanchez are fine but fucked if I'd do a Liz Shaw!

http://203.145.50.198/idl/media/ManBearPig_hero1.jpg

[Oakie]

So who's gonna post up 'those' pictures.......:lol:
-Indy

My God! I could park my bike in there!

[Winston001]

I'd never heard of her until a discussion on KB in 2005.

She possibly has an Histrionic Personality Disorder (HDP) which causes her to want to be the centre of attention. Not uncommon but extreme in her case.

I feel sorry for her. Heres the discussion in its humour and tragedy.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/15759-Liz-Shaw.-Too-much-information

[Laava]

My God! I could park my bike in there!

While you're in there can you keep an eye out for my wallet? Musta slid off the roof of the car when I left!

[Latte]

I'd never heard of her until a discussion on KB in 2005.

She possibly has an Histrionic Personality Disorder (HDP) which causes her to want to be the centre of attention. Not uncommon but extreme in her case.

I feel sorry for her. Heres the discussion in its humour and tragedy.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/15759-Liz-Shaw.-Too-much-information

MrHands!






















Sorry

[Indiana_Jones]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Community/MessageBoard/Messages.aspx?id=729141&p=1&topic=23

Some gold there lol

-Indy

[jaffaonajappa]

NSFW

But it is within the guidelines for KB posting...the 20/20 segment (sic) of her from ~2005.

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_video/windows/tv2/porn_020905_128k.asx

[jaffaonajappa]

and yes. She likes Hondas.
But no, she has not (yet?) been invited to Boobs on Bikes.

[pzkpfw]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Community/MessageBoard/Messages.aspx?id=729141&p=1&topic=23

Some gold there lol

-Indy

And that's posted under the TM "Parenting" heading...

[Bikemad]

mr and mrs Shaw must be ever so proud of their little girl lizzy

[jaffaonajappa]

mr and mrs Shaw must be ever so proud of their little girl lizzy

Hahaha. Yes.
Now. Do you have a wee scooter here on the shore, plate reads 'bikemad' or something similar.?

[Laava]

Now that I have seen that doco, I actually feel sorry for her. She has no idea how to live a normal life on account of her personality disorder.

[Indiana_Jones]

<img src="http://www.gpforums.co.nz/attachment.php?s=&postid=7733963">

-Indy

[Banditbandit]

and yes. She likes Hondas.
But no, she has not (yet?) been invited to Boobs on Bikes.

No wonder .. she has no boobs ...

[Indiana_Jones]

Luke, meet Liz....

<img src="http://fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/sarlacc.jpg">

-Indy

[jasonu]

NSFW

But it is within the guidelines for KB posting...the 20/20 segment (sic) of her from ~2005.

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_video/windows/tv2/porn_020905_128k.asx

Yep, rubbish tits. Bit of a pig in my opinion.

[jaffaonajappa]

Yep, rubbish tits. Bit of a pig in my opinion.

Heh. Ive pursued worse. Even sober....well semi-sober.

Beauty - its only a light switch away. But in some situations....eardefenders are also recommended :)

[Katman]

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_video/windows/tv2/porn_020905_128k.asx

I never knew about the story behind the shots.

How come we only ever got to see the Hambeast's results?

[jaffaonajappa]

I never knew about the story behind the shots.

How come we only ever got to see the Hambeast's results?

The others werent controversial.....didnt have the person mouthing off on 50 different forum websites. Unlike Liz. At a guess.

[Bikemad]

Hahaha. Yes.
Now. Do you have a wee scooter here on the shore, plate reads 'bikemad' or something similar.?

not me jaffa

[Hitcher]

Be nice. liz_shaw is a Kiwi Biker member after all. Seriously.

[jaffaonajappa]

Be nice. liz_shaw is a Kiwi Biker member after all. Seriously.

Hmmm. Im almost scared of what the answer will be. But. I have to ask.
What does she ride?
:lol:

[Hitcher]

What does she ride?

Some smoky old two-stroke.

[jaffaonajappa]

Some smoky old two-stroke.

Sigh. Is it an AX100?

[Squiggles]

Sigh. Is it an AX100?

If it is I may have to sell mine, just incase.

[Indiana_Jones]

nom nom nom Liz

-Indy

[Drunken Monkey]

nom nom nom Liz

-Indy

Do you have no shame, young man?

[Indiana_Jones]

Do you have no shame, young man?

Is the pope catholic?

-Indy

[Gremlin]

nom nom nom Liz

-Indy
You are a bad bad man for not letting this die. :crybaby:

[pzkpfw]

Sorry for the pointless bump of a pointless thread, but I found it amusing that references still come up.

Here, stuff has her at #2 in the "top 10 meanest reality TV moments".

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv-radio/67414746/reality-tvs-top-10-meanest-moments


(Why did I remember this old thread existed, but forget the names of people I've just met?)

[Laava]

Haha! She would be a good match for Akznorak.

[PrincessBandit]

Oh I just had to google her and found her Hit me baby one more time video. Isn't the Internet a wonderful platform for talentless self promoters.

[TheDemonLord]

I watched a youtube video of hers once - it claimed to be a 'song' or some form of musical composition.

I can firmly put forward it was neither a song not a musical composition - it was the musical equivelant of a festering pile of turds.

All I have to say is - Kill it! Kill it with fire!

[Indiana_Jones]

The horror! the horror!

-Indy

[Hitcher]

The horror! the horror!

OMG. Welcome back Indy!

[Indiana_Jones]

Sup.

-Indy